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- Part 5
- >Be Aloe.
- >After getting chucked out of Luna’s new impromptu sex dungeon, you’ve been looking for a way back in.
- >Not to partake of whatever sordid acts she’s submitting that poor baby dragon to, but to stop her and get her to save Anon.
- >From the sounds that you’ve been hearing, both upstairs and downstairs, you’re the only p0ny in this library that is even remotely close to using it for its intended purpose.
- >And that is only because you’re looking for the biggest, heaviest book you can find.
- >You got this plan from watching one of Sylvester Stallione’s movies.
- >Library Buster 13: Attack of the Changelings.
- >You’re on the top floor of the library in the observatory after hauling “The big fucking book of magic and stuff” up 3 flights of stairs.
- >Anon had better appreciate this.
- >You tied the book to a piece of rope, and used the chandelier on the ceiling.
- >You pulled the rope tight and lifted the book off the floor.
- “Alright, here goes...”
- >What you failed to notice in the movie is that Sylvester Stallione did not have a loop of rope around his hoof when he lifted the book.
- >You let go of the rope, and the loop binds tightly around your hoof.
- >Gravity does what is only natural to it, and pulls the heavy book straight towards the ground and through the floorboards.
- >The mighty book crashes through the tree, down floor after floor, and you chase it inexorably.
- >On the way down you see Luna snuggling with that dragon, asleep with a smug grin on her face.
- >Whorse.
- >That’s the last thought you have the liberty of having though before you smash into the basement floor.
- >Your head spins, and your eyes point in different directions.
- >You shake your head to regain your senses and see Twilight and Anon cuddling like lovers.
- >Well, you know just how to take care of this.
- >You trot happily over to the new couple, taking note of the hearts in Anon’s eyes.
- >Of course this bitch would use magic to steal your human.
- >You trot over in front of her.
- >The sound of your hooves on the wooden floor and debris disturb her blissful slumber.
- >She opens her eyes, a smile on her slightly confused face to see you looming above her.
- >She opens her mouth to utter a protest, but you cut her off by bucking her with both your hind hooves.
- >She was sleeping before, but now she’s out cold.
- “Sweet dreams, Twilight.”
- >YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
- >You could have sworn you just heard somebody playing “The Whoof” opening from CSI: Trottingham.
- >It makes you feel like even more of an action hero.
- >You turn your attention to Anon.
- >He’s still got hearts in his eyes.
- >But you know how to snap him out of it.
- >You walk up to him and his dopey grin.
- >You put your hooves either side of his head and make him look at you.
- “Anon. Snap out of it.”
- >Nope, ok that wasn’t going to work anyway.
- >You slap him with a hoof.
- >It makes a light *pomf* noise.
- >Huh. These pleasure apes are tougher than they look...
- >You take a hold of his face again and point him at the hole in the ceiling.
- “Anon. This is coming out of your paycheck.”
- >”nnnnNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
- >He’s back.
- >Be Anon.
- >THIS ISN’T FAIR.
- >You didn’t do anything wrong!
- >You’re currently screaming at the top of your lungs at the hole your boss created, that you’re going to have to pay for.
- >Injustice!
- “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo...!”
- >You inhale deeply, body catching up on the oxygen debt you built up by releasing your anguish.
- >”Are you quite done? We have to go save Spike.”
- >You sigh. There’s no point in arguing.
- “Ok...”
- >You and Aloe start walking upstairs.
- >You notice Twilight sleeping on the floor of the basement.
- “Uh... should we do something about her?” You suggest, pointing at the purple p0ny.
- >”Oh she’ll be fine. I gave her a double dose of something that just...”
- >Aloe pulls out sunglasses from somewhere and puts them on.
- >”Knocked her out.”
- >YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
- >You hear The Who play from outside. Did they even have that here?
- >You look around for the source, but are unable to locate it.
- >By the time you look back to Aloe she’s put the sunglasses away.
- >She doesn’t even have pockets!
- >These ponies are weird.
- >You and Aloe go up the stairs and past Twilight’s bedroom.
- >Aloe informs you that Luna is in there holding Spike hostage.
- >You head up to the floor above and peer down the book shaped hole that leads to Twilight’s bedroom.
- >”Well, get down there.” Aloe commands.
- “Why me?”
- >”Because I pay you. And you can consider this overtime. You’ll need all the hours you can get to pay for this.”
- >You cry internally. Where did your life go so wrong that you’re being ordered around by pastel coloured miniature horses for a living?
- >You lower yourself down the hole, grumbling the whole time, but shut up when confronted by the touching scene in front of you.
- >Luna is having her mane brushed by Spike while she sleeps peacefully on the bed.
- >Her midnight blue body stirs softly, only due to her gentle breathing.
- >Her tail, ever twinkling with hundreds of stars, flows in an unfelt astral breeze.
- >She looks so peaceful like this...
- >But she was supposed to check on Spike, not molest him.
- >Which is why you feel no shame in walking up to her and shouting,
- “WAKE UP YOU AUTISTIC BITCH!”
- >Right into her ear.
- >She sits up straight, and her wings shoot out from her sides.
- >Her face is the perfect mask of shock and horror combined.
- >She also let out a startled,
- >”Bluargh?!”
- >As she woke up.
- >You laugh.
- >That might have been a mistake, but it was worth it.
- >She frantically searches her surroundings to get her bearings, and realises the cause for her rude awakening was you.
- >Her face looks positively indignant.
- >”HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT OUR ROYAL SLUMBER?”
- “How dare you molest that little boy?”
- >She opens her mouth to say something, but closes it again quickly.
- >”I... trust I can convince you not to speak of this in exchange for a glowing review of your services, and a hefty sum of bits?”
- >Oh she knows you too well.
- >You nod in affirmation.
- >”*ahem*”
- >The diminuitive dragon in question clears his throat to grab your collective attention.
- >”No, don’t mind me. Just getting raped over here.”
- >Well this is pretty awkward...
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