The Tulpa effect, chap. 2

The Tulpa Effect
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CHAPTER 2- Rise of Atheismo!

Fede awoke in the middle of the night. Something was calling him. It was urgent. Of the upmost importance. His pants had the all-too-fimiliar bulge in them. He needed to fap.

He tried to find a secluded place with Pinkie so they could have fun time. He stumbled across an open cave, with a chair and a ton of PlayPony magazines. Fede's brain at this point was shut down. His penis had full cognitive control. They went into the cave and started making out.

In the middle of their session, they heard a robotic voice. "LETHALLY HIGH LEVELS OF FAGGOTRY DETECTED. ALIEN LIFE FORM DETECTED AS HUMAN. SUBJECT'S RECORDS IDENTIFY HIM AS 'FEDE LASSE'. CONVERSION TO ATHEISMO IS NECESSARY."

Suddenly, Fede and Pinkie were both grabbed and being dragged away. Pinkie screamed Fede's name while Fede was silent. They strapped Fede and Pinkie to a chair.

"START THE CONVERSION PROCESS."

Fede and Pinkie screamed as their heads were sliced open with saw blades. Fede's brain was put into a metallic, metal suit, while pinkies was put in a pony-like  metallic body. The brains integrated with the suits.

The other metallic people dropped to their knees and chanted "ALL HAIL ATHEISMO!" The Fede-bot and Pinkie-bot rised.

"I AM ATHEISMO, AND THIS IS MY QUEEN!!!"
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Sorryman awoke a up on the tree branch he slept on last night. His neck was numb and his legs were sore. He walked around the camp, but found no one there. Everyone was gone. The Tulpae, the humans. Everyone. Why was he still here?

Sorryman, in order to clear his mind, decided to go take a piss. He walked down to the creek and started peeing in the water. He liked peeing on the fishes.

When he was done, he turned around and ran face first into Kadoh.

"What the fuck man? Where's everyone?" Sorryman questioned.
"They're all gone! He took him!" Kadoh screamed, wide eyed and panicked.
"Who took them?!"
"Atheismo! The Almighty Atheismo!" Kadoh screeched, with tears rolling down his cheeks,"They took Shin, Hash, Glass, Lucifer..they took everyone! They took Shy!"
"They took Shy! I am going to beat their fucking asses with my bare hands!" Sorryman said, trying to sound bad by making edgy teen talk.

Kadoh and Sorryman continued to discuss the current situation. They followed the tracks left by Atheismo's men and found a cave. It was sealed tight by a wooden plank, obviously engineered by Fede.

"Damn! We'll never get through this kind of protection!" Kadoh said frustratingly. "We need to think of something!"

"I've got it!" exclaimed Sorryman. Sorryman took Kadoh's head, and slammed it against the wooden plank. Kadoh's dense and hollow head made the plank snap like a twig!

"Woah, you're a genius!" Kadoh said, awestruck at the ingenuity of his own skull and Sorryman's problem solving skills. The duo walked inside, and saw 2 huge cages, one on the left of the cave and one on the right. Both were full with Tulpae and people.

"I HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU."
"You have?" Sorryman asked.
"WE'LL, NOT REALLY. BUT I HAVE YOU NOW. I KNEW YOU'D COME."
"You did?" Sorryman asked again.
"WE'LL, NO, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! I AM ATHEIS~"
"Yeah, we know." Kadoh interrupted.
"Can we have our friends back?"
"NO. I MUST CLEANSE THEM OF THEIR FAGGOTRY! THEY WILL BE CONVERTED INTO THE ATHEISMO MASTER RACE! TOGETHER, WE SHALL CLENSE RELIGION AND ALL OTHER RACES INFERIOR TO ATHEISMO!" Atheismo said, with a hint of excitement in his robotic voice.
"DO YOU NEED TO BE SO GOD DAMN LOUD? We're indoors, fuck.." Sorryman said.
"WELL, I SOMEONE FUCKED UP MY VOLUME KNOB! BRING OUT THE FIRST SUBJECT!" Atheismo ordered. A giant claw picked a random Tulpa out of the cage. When the claw lifted, it was carrying Chrysalis.

 "I demand you release me at once! I am your queen! RELEASE ME!!" Chrysalis barked. Atheismo then decreed," YOU ARE INFERIOR! YOUR FALLACIES OF RELIGION AND METAPHYSICALITY ARE PATHETIC AND SAD. YOU WILL BE CONVERTED AND CLEANSED OF YOUR FAGGOTRY!"

Chrysalis then had a giant saw cut her skull open and had her brain placed in an equine model.

Kadoh and Sorryman were laughing their asses off as she screamed about her changelings.

When the brain integrated, Chrysalis's new body stood up and said," I am equine model number 2. I will cleanse the world of all those inferior sexually and physically."
"EXCELLENT. PINKIE, TAKE HER TO THE BARRACKS."
Pinkie, who was by Atheismo's side, nodded and guided Chrysa-bot away.
"PLACE SORRYMAN AND KADOH IN THE CAGE!" Atheismo said. A giant claw swooped down at lightning speed and pick them up. They were placed in the cage. The claw then picked up Duke and placed him at the conversion table.

"YOU ARE INFERIOR! YOUR LOY~" Atheismo was suddenly cut off when Duke said "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. Prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

Atheismo paused for a moment, then said "A-A-ATHEISMO DOES N-N-NOT FEAR THE INFERIOR!"
"You wanna know something, Fede?"
"ATHEISMO DOES NOT GO BY THE INFERIORS NAME!!" Atheismo screamed.
Duke then replied,"I knew you. You were the biggest faggot anyone could ever meet. I mean, you couldn't stop shoving dicks up your ass for a single second! And ya know what? You're still the overlord of the faggots."
Atheismo covered his metal head in extreme pain. "I...AM...ATHEISMO! I DO NOT BELIEVE IN ANY RELIGION! I DO NOT EMIT FAGGOTRY! I...AM....HETERO!"
"No, you're a dick sucking faggot." Duke said.

The people in the cages watched eagerly, hoping something good would happen.

Duke, realizing he had only one viable option, did what he had to. He took his arm, unzipped his pants, and took out his 198 inch penis. He pulled a saw from his anal cavity and chopped of his penis. He then used the penis like a javelin, and threw it. It hit a big red button, that caused the cage doors open. The Tulpae and people ran out, while Atheismo, Pinkie, And Chrysalis  and his robotic army behind him were still stuck in the base with Duke.

Duke, realizing that he could not live with his precious phallus, smirked at Atheismo and the other bots holding their heads in pain as the faggotry streamlined in. As per Duke's instructions, Sorryman, Josh, and Kadoh sealed the cave entrance with the plank (after taping it back together, of course) and waited for the explosion.

30 seconds later, the base blew up. The cave caved-in, and everyone died inside. Sorryman, Josh, and Kadoh saluted in front of the door, as a farewell to Duke.
"Goodnight, sweet prince.." Sorryman whispered, as a tear streamed down his check. Duke sacrificed his manhood for them all. The never would forget that 198 inch penis and Dukes skills with a Javelin.

After a teary reunion with his Tulpa, Sorryman and Shy ate some s'mores with Smooze and Cruse.

Kadoh, after finding Shin, Hash, and Lucifer, decided to go to sleep in his tent. When he got there, he saw SmoothPorcupine crying over Chrysalis.
"I miss her so much..." Porcupine said in a sad tone with tears streaming down his face.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK ME HAHAHA!!!!" Kadoh. He thought it was hilarious.

Josh, who was traumatized about the Duke's penis, couldn't even look at his own penis for weeks without feeling cripplingly depressed.

Nesterbones, who has had nothing to do with the story, was doing stuff. Nesterbones stuff. Whatever he does. Who cares?

And Albatross is still dead.
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