Anon and Natasha 3&4

>"Эй Anon , Что это , что пришло в коробке я был в ?"
>you look at the box and find a small device named " Deus Ex Machnia"
" Heh, whats this supposed to be, the ultimate problem solver?"
>as saying this and you turn on the device.
>" well i don't know, what do you think" Natasha says.
" Not know Natasha, but.... wait, say something else" you say surprised
>" uuh do you have any food around here, I am starving" she says
" Holy shit, i understand you "
> " Oh now let me repeat, i am very hungry, i need to eat"
"Oh yeah right, what do you eat"
> " What do you think, Jet Fuel is what i need"
> Upon saying that you start freaking out inside and get physically nervous.
> "Ha, I is Kidding anon, any food that is not meat I convert into fuel inside me"\
" Thank God, let me see what i have" You say as you look
> Looking around you only find the things that a college grad yourself would have.
" Ok i have microwaveable meals, all with meat, left over pasta, some Ramen, deli meats, lots of salad, rice and seaweed, and cheesecake. What suits you Natasha?" you say
> " You do have alot to choose from, but what is Ramen?" she asks
" Ramen is a type of noodle from Asia that is thin and usually fried. In this case i need to make it on my stove" The pasta is Macaroni so you could eat that cold, but if you want something cooked Ramen is your best choice. You reply
> " Ok then anon, Ramen it is then" Natasha says to you
> a few minuets later and you realize that it is chicken stock
" Oh shit, this does not have meat in it, but the flavor is suppose to be chicken," Do you want me to add some other spices? you ask her.
> " Da, i have had it once and it was just shit". she says as she looks upset at that last statement
> Looking around your spices you find a variety of choices, but you go with Cumin and pepper powder.
> After making it and telling Natasha that it is hot she waits a bit before putting her whole snout into the bowl
>" Ow ow ow, to hot, she says after putting her face in a bowl of hot noodles.
> giving off a small chuckle, she then relaxes and starts eating
> " Anon, this is really delicious, i could eat this for days,"
" Yeah so could I, except we both get fatter and fatter the more we eat?
> After saying that she looks at you surprised
>" what? really?"
" yeah, that only if you eat it all the time, every now and then is fine.
> After eating and her looking around your house she finds, your room.
> "ANON, what is this all in this room up here"? She yells,
> " Oh fuck me, hope she didn't find my plane stuff