_PA    Purestrain Adamantium
_Ugly  Ugly Stick

*** STARTING NEW GAME ***
** Starting New Arena **

Vincent Van Gob_Ugly attacks Ballbag_PA but He jumps away!
Antastic_PA attacks Chad_Ugly but He jumps away!
Chad_Ugly strikes at Antastic_PA but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield!
Ballbag_PA stabs Chad_Ugly in the upper body with his large adamantine dagger, tearing the muscle and tearing the right lung through the large cow leather armor!
Chad_Ugly is having trouble breathing!
John Fartbutt_Ugly misses Lord Rand Paul_PA!
Tiger Uppercut_Ugly attacks Antastic_PA but It jumps away!
Lord Rand Paul_PA strikes at Vincent Van Gob_Ugly but the shot is deftly parried by the iron battle axe!
Yeti Chan_PA misses Tiger Uppercut_Ugly!
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly attacks Lord Rand Paul_PA but He jumps away!
Tiger Uppercut_Ugly charges at Yeti Chan_PA!
Yeti Chan_PA looks surprised by the ferocity of Tiger Uppercut_Ugly's onslaught!
Tiger Uppercut_Ugly collides with Yeti Chan_PA!
Tiger Uppercut_Ugly is knocked over!
Antastic_PA slashes Chad_Ugly in the right eye with its steel long sword and the injured part is cloven asunder!
The steel long sword has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Chad_Ugly gives in to pain.
Tiger Uppercut_Ugly misses Yeti Chan_PA!
The Chad_Ugly falls over.
Antastic_PA pulls on the embedded steel long sword.
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly charges at Yeti Chan_PA!
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly collides with Yeti Chan_PA!
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Chad_Ugly loses hold of the large iron helm.
The Chad_Ugly loses hold of the iron pike.
Ballbag_PA slashes Chad_Ugly in the head with his large adamantine dagger and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Chad_Ugly has been struck down.
The Vincent Van Gob_Ugly stands up.
The Tiger Uppercut_Ugly stands up.
Lord Rand Paul_PA slashes John Fartbutt_Ugly in the upper body with his iron two-handed sword, tearing the muscle!
Yeti Chan_PA punches Tiger Uppercut_Ugly in the left hand with his left hand, bruising the muscle!
John Fartbutt_Ugly attacks Lord Rand Paul_PA but He jumps away!
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly hacks Yeti Chan_PA in the right lower arm with his iron battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Tiger Uppercut_Ugly misses Yeti Chan_PA!
Antastic_PA stabs Tiger Uppercut_Ugly in the right hand with its steel long sword and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Ballbag_PA slashes Tiger Uppercut_Ugly in the upper body with his large adamantine dagger, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the right lung!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
Tiger Uppercut_Ugly is having trouble breathing!
Yeti Chan_PA attacks Vincent Van Gob_Ugly but He jumps away!
John Fartbutt_Ugly bashes Yeti Chan_PA in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
Tiger Uppercut_Ugly misses Antastic_PA!
Antastic_PA stabs Tiger Uppercut_Ugly in the first toe, left paw with its steel long sword and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly hacks Yeti Chan_PA in the right upper arm with his iron battle axe, tearing apart the muscle!
An artery has been opened by the attack and a motor nerve has been severed!
Antastic_PA: Death...  The horror consumes me!
Lord Rand Paul_PA: Those injuries...  Begone fear!
Tiger Uppercut_Ugly misses Antastic_PA!
Yeti Chan_PA attacks Vincent Van Gob_Ugly but He jumps away!
John Fartbutt_Ugly bashes Yeti Chan_PA in the head with his silver maul, bruising the muscle!
Tiger Uppercut_Ugly: Death is all around us.  The horror consumes me!
Lord Rand Paul_PA stabs John Fartbutt_Ugly in the head with his iron two-handed sword, tearing the muscle and fracturing the skull!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
Ballbag_PA stabs Tiger Uppercut_Ugly in the upper body with his large adamantine dagger, tearing apart the muscle and tearing the liver!
The John Fartbutt_Ugly gives in to pain.
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly hacks Yeti Chan_PA in the upper body with his iron battle axe, tearing the muscle and bruising the right lung!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The Tiger Uppercut_Ugly gives in to pain.
The Yeti Chan_PA gives in to pain.
Antastic_PA stabs Tiger Uppercut_Ugly in the right upper arm with its steel long sword, fracturing the bone!
An artery has been opened by the attack, many nerves have been severed and a tendon has been torn!
The John Fartbutt_Ugly falls over.
The Tiger Uppercut_Ugly falls over.
The Yeti Chan_PA falls over.
Ballbag_PA stabs Tiger Uppercut_Ugly in the head with his large adamantine dagger, tearing the muscle and chipping the skull!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The large adamantine dagger has lodged firmly in the wound!
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly attacks Antastic_PA but It jumps away!
Ballbag_PA pulls on the embedded large adamantine dagger.
Antastic_PA attacks Vincent Van Gob_Ugly but He jumps away!
Lord Rand Paul_PA stabs John Fartbutt_Ugly in the head with his iron two-handed sword and the injured part is cloven asunder!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The iron two-handed sword has lodged firmly in the wound!
John Fartbutt_Ugly has been struck down.
Ballbag_PA slashes Tiger Uppercut_Ugly in the head with his large adamantine dagger and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Tiger Uppercut_Ugly has been struck down.
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly hacks Yeti Chan_PA in the head with his iron battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Yeti Chan_PA has been struck down.
Antastic_PA: Death...  The horror consumes me!
Lord Rand Paul_PA: Death...  The horror consumes me!
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly: Death is all around us.  The horror consumes me!
Antastic_PA misses Vincent Van Gob_Ugly!
Ballbag_PA stabs Vincent Van Gob_Ugly in the left upper leg with his large adamantine dagger, tearing the muscle through the small cow leather armor!
The large adamantine dagger has lodged firmly in the wound!
Antastic_PA strikes at Vincent Van Gob_Ugly but the shot is deftly parried by the iron battle axe!
The Vincent Van Gob_Ugly falls over.
Antastic_PA: Death...  The horror consumes me!
The Vincent Van Gob_Ugly loses hold of the small cow leather right glove.
Lord Rand Paul_PA stabs Vincent Van Gob_Ugly in the right upper arm with his {iron two-handed sword} and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Ballbag_PA pulls on the embedded large adamantine dagger.
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly attacks Antastic_PA but It jumps away!
Lord Rand Paul_PA slashes Vincent Van Gob_Ugly in the left lower arm with his {iron two-handed sword}, tearing apart the fat through the small cow leather left glove!
Ballbag_PA punches Vincent Van Gob_Ugly in the lower body with his left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the small cow leather armor!
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly attacks Ballbag_PA but He jumps away!
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly: Death is all around us.  The horror consumes me!
Lord Rand Paul_PA: Death...  The horror consumes me!
Lord Rand Paul_PA slashes Vincent Van Gob_Ugly in the left lower leg with his {iron two-handed sword}, tearing apart the muscle through the small cow leather high boot!
An artery has been opened by the attack and a motor nerve has been severed!
The {iron two-handed sword} has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Vincent Van Gob_Ugly gives in to pain.
Lord Rand Paul_PA pulls on the embedded {iron two-handed sword}.
Lord Rand Paul_PA slashes Vincent Van Gob_Ugly in the upper body with his {iron two-handed sword}, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the left lung through the small cow leather armor!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly is having trouble breathing!
The {iron two-handed sword} has lodged firmly in the wound!
Ballbag_PA slashes Vincent Van Gob_Ugly in the upper body with his large adamantine dagger, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the right lung through the small cow leather armor!
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly is having more trouble breathing!
Antastic_PA stabs Vincent Van Gob_Ugly in the upper body with its steel long sword, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the liver through the small cow leather armor!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The steel long sword has lodged firmly in the wound!
Lord Rand Paul_PA pulls on the embedded {iron two-handed sword}.
Antastic_PA pulls on the embedded steel long sword.
Lord Rand Paul_PA slashes Vincent Van Gob_Ugly in the upper body with his {iron two-handed sword}, tearing apart the muscle and shattering the right false ribs through the small cow leather armor!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
A tendon in the right false ribs has been torn!
Ballbag_PA slashes Vincent Van Gob_Ugly in the lower body with his large adamantine dagger, tearing apart the muscle through the small cow leather armor and spilling his stinking guts!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The large adamantine dagger has lodged firmly in the wound!
Antastic_PA slashes Vincent Van Gob_Ugly in the upper body with its steel long sword, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the left lung through the small cow leather armor!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly is having more trouble breathing!
The steel long sword has lodged firmly in the wound!
Lord Rand Paul_PA stabs Vincent Van Gob_Ugly in the head with his {iron two-handed sword}, bruising the skin through the small iron helm!
Lord Rand Paul_PA: Death...  The horror consumes me!
Ballbag_PA pulls on the embedded large adamantine dagger.
Antastic_PA pulls on the embedded steel long sword.
Ballbag_PA stabs Vincent Van Gob_Ugly in the head with his large adamantine dagger, tearing the muscle and chipping the skull through the small iron helm!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
Antastic_PA slashes Vincent Van Gob_Ugly in the upper body with its steel long sword and the injured part is cloven asunder!
A tendon in the middle spine has been torn!
The steel long sword has lodged firmly in the wound!
Vincent Van Gob_Ugly has been struck down.