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-- antikytheranComplicator [AC] began pestering polarOpposite [PO] --
so hey
polarOpposite
Hi.
antikytheranComplicator
i know we don't talk all that much and it sucks that i have to say this
but i think some trolls got into my account and now they say they have a bunch of my contacts' chumhandles, including yours
so i'm just here to warn you not to respond to any strange messages from gunpowderAnarchist, andromedasCaptor, aquaticApathy, tyrannicalAbomination, or any other alts those assholes keep making
do not be afraid to use the block button indiscriminately
polarOpposite
Oh, these people?
antikytheranComplicator
...you met them already?
god dammit how come i'm never fast enough with these things
polarOpposite
((one second))
antikytheranComplicator
((okay))
polarOpposite
Yes, there was a memo with GA. Not a nice person, but I don't think it's a real problem.
Also, Michelle said others are ok.
antikytheranComplicator
don't believe anything michelle says about strange people
she's kind of crazy
and i know they look pathetic but they've somehow gotten into my account
how else would they have gotten all our pesterlogs
polarOpposite
What? That's, like, impossible.
You know, at all.
antikytheranComplicator
well they got all our pesterlogs
that means they hacked into my account somehow because i'm the only one who knows you, kris, and michelle
they claim they found our handles on a laptop under the sea but come on do you actually believe that
polarOpposite
Well, theoretically that's possible, but not that laptop needs to be really good. (as in really really good)
So no.
But I'm interested.
antikytheranComplicator
so you are actually interested in talking to these people
who
let me emphasize
are very clearly trying to mess with all of us or at least use us for some really elaborate roleplay scenario
polarOpposite
Not that I'm interested in talking to them (as I said, GA is not very nice).
But that's still interesting.
polarOpposite
They should have really planned this. GA used a lot of incomprehensible words (I don't think it's really easy to come up with so manu strange words in realtime).
((*many))
antikytheranComplicator
yeah exactly this is some kind of targeted trolling effort
i gotta say these people are dedicated
polarOpposite
Ok, but GA said us to stop contacting them.
antikytheranComplicator
this is obviously part of some kind of trick
i mean
they messaged us first
and they're doing some kind of roleplaying
if they want to keep messing with us why would they tell us to stop
unless... they already got what they wanted
polarOpposite
That could've been either our pesterchum logs or fun.
Second is ok.
First...
antikytheranComplicator
yeah that's why i'm suspicious
they hacked into my account
we need to be careful
lock everything down
polarOpposite
That's easy. There's an internet cable right near me. I can just unplug it. (But I won't. Why don't just block them and forget about them?)
antikytheranComplicator
i already did that
i already blocked them and believe me i want to forget about them
but now michelle is getting all involved with them and i couldn't stop her
and they found you and who knows what'll happen with kris
so i'm worried about what they're going to do
polarOpposite
They can't do much anyway. But yeah, Michelle said she considers them a challange or something.
And I can even understand that (kinda).
polarOpposite
But ok. If they contact me, I block them.
antikytheranComplicator
finally
at least someone agrees with me about that
in fact, you know their chumhandles, you can just block them already
polarOpposite
((Ok, what's the pesterchum blocking message?))
antikytheranComplicator
(( it's -- userName [UN] has blocked otherUser [OU] -- ))
((but nick wouldn't see it))
((the trolls would))
polarOpposite
Ok. I've just blocked GA (not a nice person)
As for others, I think I'll wait.
antikytheranComplicator
they're all working together
even if they don't act like it
how else would they all share that same fantasy scenario
you need to block them all
polarOpposite
You know, there's not much to do where I live. Maybe they are at least a bit ok? I still have this internet cable I can unplug if they are actual cool hackers.
antikytheranComplicator
ugh
polarOpposite
But that's as realistic as their scenario.
antikytheranComplicator
you're sounding like michelle
antikytheranComplicator
look we just established that they hacked into my account since that's the only plausible way they could've gotten our handles
they're up to no good
polarOpposite
Still not that bad. Everything is under control (I think).
polarOpposite
Also, it's not scientific to reject a testable theory (not that this has anything to do with science, but hey).
antikytheranComplicator
you're right, it has nothing to do with science
it has to do with safety
do you want to have all the money hacked out of your bank or something
polarOpposite
I don't have money.
I live in Antarctica.
Also it will take actual hours to hack me.
antikytheranComplicator
... yeah okay sure
you know what
whatever
no one i talk to is actually heeding my warnings but that's okay
i will just lock down all my stuff and get all my "i told you so"s ready for takeoff
maybe kris will listen to me
polarOpposite
Hey, at least I've blocked the most not-nice person ever. Others can't be that bad.
And I'm warned.
So thanks for that.
antikytheranComplicator
no problem man
just trying to keep this situation from blowing up the way AG claims it will
polarOpposite
((GA?))
antikytheranComplicator
((wait yeah GA))
*GA
polarOpposite
Don't worry about me. I'm safe.
Bye.
antikytheranComplicator
later
-- antikytheranComplicator ceased pestering polarOpposite [PO] --
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