Phantasm Hall, Part 2

<DM>	---===QUEST RESUME===---
<DM>	A team of 4 brave adventurers; Darte, Red_Enrics, Dex and Baegba, were phased into the dungeon, given a free map right off the bat. After breaking a few pots, they grabbed goodies including two Faries and a Magic Potion before heading into the next room.
<DM>	There, they encountered the Phantasm Wizzrobe absorbing colour from the coloured flames there. The Wizzrobe tried to escape but got caught by Dex and Red_Enrics before they proceeded to slaughter him (though not without a little resistance), with Dex claiming his completely white eyes as a trophy.
<DM>	Just when they thought the quest was over, the Wizzrobe's overlord locked the way out, forcing them to continue trudging through the dungeon and complete it properly.
<Baegba>	I blame Dex
<Dex>	I'm pretty sure we can pick the lock.
*	DM pulls Darte behind the 4th wall, putting Kirran in his place
<Baegba>	What if we are locked in by force.
<Dex>	I'm pretty sure we can break down the door.
*	Kirran sits in the shadows, watching the party for a bit.
<DM>	(It was a magical force)
<Dex>	I'm pretty sure we can dispel the magic.
*	Red_Enrics yawns
<Baegba>	I am pretty sure you are not thinking twice.
<Red_Enrics>	Why is everything we've been fighting such a joke?
<Dex>	I'm pretty sure I know where the rainbow goes.
<Dex>	THEY SAY ITS A POT OF GOOOOLD.
<Baegba>	But where is indigo?
<DM>	*You enter a 40 foot square room, dull grey for the most part very much like the previous room. However, the room is lit up by coloured flames on three podiums arranged in a triad pointing north with their flames being coloured in the same formation as the triforce marking in the entrance room. On the ground between the torches lies an inverted triforce marking, this time completely white.*
<DM>	*There are doors on the North, South and West walls.*
<DM>	(Current room)
<DM>	Quest map: http://i.imgur.com/6XJf4jH.png
<Kirran>	You know, I'd appreciate at least being able to finish my dinner before being pulled into a dungeon. Where the heck are we Dex?
<Baegba>	I SAY WE GO EAST.
*	Baegba tries to go weast.
*	Kirran looks disheveled.
<DM>	Baegba: You bump into the East wall. It is not amused.
<Dex>	Well. We have a red hallway... and a dude named Red... LETS GO TO THE BLUE HALLWAY!
<Kirran>	(The return of the serious walls.)
<Baegba>	(Serious walls are serious)
<Baegba>	(Unless if it is Fireblast124's quest, then the walls do whatever.)
*	Kirran taps Red on the shoulder.
<Red_Enrics>	Eh?
*	Dex opens the door into the blue hallway.
*	Red_Enrics zoned out
*	Dex looks into the blue hallway.
*	Baegba rolls around in a circle.
*	Dex wonders why it's blue.
<Red_Enrics>	What is it, Kirran?
<Kirran>	Where the hell are we?
*	Dex its blue Baegba da ba da dee ba.
<Red_Enrics>	Well
<DM>	(Everyone in?)
<Red_Enrics>	Dex saw this house, and thought treasure.
<Kirran>	Of course.
*	Baegba rolls into a blue man with a blue room. Everything is blue around him, inside and outside.
<DM>	*You enter a narrow-ish hallway, roughly 40 feet long and 20 feet wide. The room appears to be completely coloured sky blue except certain places below the overhang and around the pillar standing towards the West end of the room and rising above said overhang. These areas are seemingly defined by where a blue phantasmagorial sphere floating over the top of the pillar would light up if it was a light. Doors can be seen on the North and East walls, with the Nor
<DM>	th door located towards the West wall*
<DM>	*The overhang hangs at about 10 feet above the floor and covers everywhere in the room that is beyond the outer 5 feet from the walls minus a 3 foot square surrounding the pillar and a small "keyhole"-shaped hole towards the East end of the room, supported by 1 foot thick legs placed at all four corners on the oustide the overhang and smaller 6 inch thick pillars for the inner corners. There is a single ladder located in the narrow end of the "keyhole" hole w
<DM>	hich leads up to on top of the overhang. The roof hangs at about 15 feet over the overhang*
<DM>	*Anything that is not black that so much even ventures into the blue area instantly become coloured sky blue. However, a glowing pink being can be seen standing just in front of the ladder, with the glow temporarily erasing the blue colour imposed by this room.*
<Red_Enrics>	A Blue Room?
<Baegba>	HEY RED, WE GOT TO DEFEAT BLUE.
<Red_Enrics>	( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu7kqxkqPdA )
<Kirran>	Not the weirdest thing we've seen.
<Dex>	I suppose that pink thing is a thing.
<Red_Enrics>	Hmm....
*	Dex looks at the pink thing.
*	Dex really looks hard at the pink thing. I mean he really stares it down.
<Baegba>	That pink thing is a thing filled with pink that is a thing containing pigments of pinking pink with things called color.
<Dex>	Thanks Kraang.
<Dex>	Go get the pink thing.
<Kirran>	I think I'd prefer not turning blue, thanks.
<Dex>	Man up you wuss.
*	Dex walks towards the pink thing.
*	Kirran eats the little bit of sandwich still in his hand from when he was warped in.
<Red_Enrics>	HMMMMMMMMM.....
*	Dex touches the pink thing. It is squishy and warm and a little moist?
<Dex>	Since we are being told nothing else about this thing I'm guessing it's some kind of weird ball.
<DM>	*The blue aura exerts a mysterious force that forces anyone in it, save the Chaos Elemental whose robe nullifies the effect, to roll Wisdom as their defending stat*
<Dex>	what about my robe?
<Dex>	i stole it from the wizzrobe
<DM>	*It is coloured blue too*
<Dex>	woo wisdom bonus!
<Dex>	woo 1 extra wis dice
<Dex>	WOO
*	Kirran remains standing outside of the blue force for now.
<DM>	(Also refresh for Blue Aura)
<DM>	@Dex: *Suddenly, you feel something jump on you (Roll Wisdom!)*
<Dex>	$31d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 7, 3, 7, 10, 5, 5, 1, 4, 1, 5, 9, 9, 6, 8, 1, 3, 2, 1, 6, 5, 9, 10, 10, 8, 7, 2, 10, 1 and 2. Total: 171. Successes: 24.
<Red_Enrics>	(Can you link me to the topic again? I lost it.)
<Kirran>	("Blue Aura emits a green energy")?
<Baegba>	Imagine how is touch the sky.
<Clear_Zol>	$39d10
<Tatl>	Clear_Zol: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 6, 3, 10, 9, 2, 4, 9, 10, 7, 8, 6, 1, 6, 8, 3, 3, 10, 8, 7, 7, 2, 8, 9, 3, 1, 2, 8, 1, 3, 4, 3, 10, 5, 1, 1, 3 and 9. Total: 211. Successes: 25.
<DM>	(Topic link: http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-490-post-1037.html#pid1037)
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-490-post-1037.html#pid1037
<Red_Enrics>	(Alrighty)
<Dex>	i take no damage woo
<DM>	(Refresh for Zol)
<Red_Enrics>	(Those are certainly stats)
<Red_Enrics>	(Welp)
<DM>	(Gone)
<Red_Enrics>	(Tackling it to death)
<Clear_Zol>	25-24+3 = 4 damage - Defense
*	Clear_Zol is now on top of Dex
<DM>	(Roll $inits everyone)
<Dex>	1 damage
<Dex>	boo
<Dex>	BOO
<Baegba>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Baegba: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<Kirran>	$init 1d12
<Tatl>	Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Chaos_Elemental>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<Clear_Zol>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Clear_Zol: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Dex>	$init 1d11
<Tatl>	Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
*	Red_Enrics keeps Zoning out.
<DM>	$init s
<Tatl>	The battle has begun!
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Baegba (10), Clear_Zol (8), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3) and Chaos_Elemental (2).
<Tatl>	Bonus Turns: Baegba (10).
<DM>	*Blue Aura is in effect*
<Kirran>	(What if I'm not standing in it?)
<DM>	...
<DM>	*Everyone except Kirran is affected by the aura*
<DM>	*And Chaos Elemental*
*	Baegba covers Kirran
*	DM removes channel operator status from Chaos_Elemental Clear_Zol
<Baegba>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Baegba has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Baegba (10), Clear_Zol (8), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3) and Chaos_Elemental (2).
<Tatl>	Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
*	Chaos_Elemental 's Illumant Robe is active.
<Baegba>	(Note to self: Choices are hard to make)
<Baegba>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Baegba has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Baegba (10), Clear_Zol (8), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3) and Chaos_Elemental (2).
*	Clear_Zol just sits on Dex, trying to absorb him.
*	Clear_Zol casts Damage recovery on Chaos_Elemental.
<Clear_Zol>	??h 4m
<Clear_Zol>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Clear_Zol has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Baegba (10), Clear_Zol (8), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3) and Chaos_Elemental (2).
<Dex>	GET IT OFF MEEEEEEEE
<Dex>	ITS TRYIN TA FRIGGIN EAT ME
<Chaos_Elemental>	??h ??m | Damage Recovery
*	Kirran fire a metal tipped arrow at the Zol. (Roll cou--wisdom.)
<Kirran>	$48d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 6, 5, 4, 1, 9, 4, 3, 8, 6, 1, 3, 9, 10, 5, 2, 1, 9, 8, 7, 1, 3, 8, 3, 1, 7, 8, 4, 2, 1, 7, 10, 3, 7, 5, 5, 4, 7, 3, 5, 4, 10, 5, 9, 6, 9 and 5. Total: 249. Successes: 30.
<Clear_Zol>	$19d10
<Tatl>	Clear_Zol: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 8, 9, 2, 4, 9, 2, 1, 3, 3, 10, 4, 10, 10, 10, 2, 2 and 5. Total: 103. Successes: 13.
<Kirran>	17 damage.
<Clear_Zol>	$3d10
<Tatl>	Clear_Zol: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3 and 2. Total: 7. Successes: 0.
<Clear_Zol>	18h 4m | On top of Dex
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Baegba (10), Clear_Zol (8), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3) and Chaos_Elemental (2).
<Dex>	gunna try to throw it off me i guess
<Dex>	$28d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 3, 1, 5, 8, 2, 7, 3, 2, 10, 10, 1, 1, 6, 4, 4, 1, 6, 5, 3, 9, 7, 8, 3, 1, 10 and 7. Total: 136. Successes: 17.
<Dex>	god damn it
<Dex>	youd think id at least get into the 20s
<Dex>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Baegba (10), Clear_Zol (8), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3) and Chaos_Elemental (2).
<Clear_Zol>	(You need to get at least 26 to throw me off)
<Red_Enrics>	Well then
<Red_Enrics>	It's time to be an asshole
*	Red_Enrics tackles the Clear_Zol through logic breaking. (CouragE)
<Red_Enrics>	$49d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 5, 9, 1, 7, 4, 5, 10, 3, 7, 7, 8, 2, 5, 8, 6, 7, 4, 2, 6, 2, 2, 10, 6, 3, 7, 9, 5, 5, 1, 5, 6, 2, 1, 9, 7, 4, 10, 4, 7, 5, 6, 4, 2, 9, 6, 8 and 8. Total: 270. Successes: 35.
<Clear_Zol>	$16d10
<Tatl>	Clear_Zol: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 10, 4, 5, 3, 3, 10, 8, 2, 9, 10, 10, 4, 9 and 3. Total: 110. Successes: 16.
<Clear_Zol>	(Remember Blue Aura's effect?)
<Red_Enrics>	(Nope, what does it do?)
<Clear_Zol>	Anyone who is under the influence of Blue Aura, including itself, have their defending stat overridden by Wisdom.
<Red_Enrics>	(Oh, so I attack with Wisdom, or what?)
<Clear_Zol>	(You defend with Wisdom)
<Red_Enrics>	Well
<Red_Enrics>	(I'm attacking right now, so...)
<Clear_Zol>	(I have to defend with Wisdom too)
<Clear_Zol>	(You attack with your normal stat)
<Red_Enrics>	35-16=19 damage
*	Red_Enrics successfully tackles the Clear_Zol
<Red_Enrics>	Tackle Count: 4
*	Clear_Zol is splattered into little goblets of Gel, which reform into two Gel
<Red_Enrics>	39h
<Clear_Zol>	$removeme
<Tatl>	Clear_Zol has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Baegba (10), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3) and Chaos_Elemental (2).
*	Clear_Zol is now known as Clear_Gel
<Red_Enrics>	13m
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Baegba (10), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3) and Chaos_Elemental (2).
*	Clear_Gel is now known as Clear_Gel1
<Clear_Gel1>	$init j
<Tatl>	Clear_Gel1 has entered the fray.
*	Clear_Gel1 is now known as Clear_Gel2
<Clear_Gel2>	$init j
<Tatl>	Clear_Gel2 has entered the fray.
*	Clear_Gel2 is now known as Clear_Gel
<Chaos_Elemental>	$turns
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Baegba (10), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3), Chaos_Elemental (2), Clear_Gel1 (0) and Clear_Gel2 (0).
*	Chaos_Elemental punches Red_Enrics (Roll Wisdom!)
<Chaos_Elemental>	$40d10
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 8, 7, 4, 3, 8, 3, 3, 2, 1, 6, 9, 7, 8, 6, 5, 6, 5, 2, 8, 8, 6, 8, 4, 3, 3, 10, 5, 10, 3, 5, 10, 2, 9, 4, 2, 2, 9 and 7. Total: 217. Successes: 27.
<Chaos_Elemental>	(Red?)
<Red_Enrics>	(Oh shit)
<Red_Enrics>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 9, 1, 10, 10, 8, 8, 3, 2, 3, 1, 2, 2, 1, 4, 4, 10, 4, 4, 7, 10, 7, 5, 10, 6, 2, 5, 10 and 1. Total: 157. Successes: 21.
<Chaos_Elemental>	27-21/2 = 3 damage - Defense
*	Chaos_Elemental casts Luminiescent Veil on Clear_Gel1 as an extra support spell
<Chaos_Elemental>	??h 16m
<Clear_Gel>	??h | Luminiescent Veil
<DM>	$endturn
<Tatl>	DM has ended Chaos_Elemental's turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Baegba (10), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3), Chaos_Elemental (2), Clear_Gel1 (0) and Clear_Gel2 (0).
<Red_Enrics>	(Minus Defence)
<Red_Enrics>	(Meaning 0 Damage :>)
*	Chaos_Elemental 's punch has left a glowing afterimage that will hit Red_Enrics at the end of his next turn
*	Clear_Gel hops onto Dex (Roll Wisdom!)
<Baegba>	None Pizza with Left Beef.
<Dex>	$31d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 9, 10, 6, 10, 2, 3, 7, 5, 5, 2, 9, 9, 3, 4, 4, 6, 5, 3, 6, 4, 10, 3, 5, 8, 8, 5, 8, 5 and 1. Total: 182. Successes: 25.
<Clear_Gel>	$60d10
<Tatl>	Clear_Gel: You rolled 60 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 296. Successes: 33.
<Red_Enrics>	(BRB, Getting food)
<Clear_Gel>	33-25/2 = 4 - Defense
<Dex>	1 damage
<Clear_Gel>	*damage
<DM>	$endturn
<Tatl>	DM has ended Clear_Gel1's turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Baegba (10), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3), Chaos_Elemental (2), Clear_Gel1 (0) and Clear_Gel2 (0).
<Clear_Gel>	*As a note, Clear_Gel1 is unaffected by the aura*
<Clear_Gel>	*now
*	Clear_Gel follows it's twin in hopping onto Dex (Roll Wisdom!)
<Clear_Gel>	$60d10
<Dex>	$31d10
<Tatl>	Clear_Gel: You rolled 60 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 323. Successes: 40.
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 8, 5, 2, 3, 4, 1, 9, 10, 5, 5, 5, 7, 6, 7, 4, 6, 8, 6, 9, 1, 6, 9, 4, 4, 6, 6, 8, 6 and 7. Total: 180. Successes: 23.
<Kirran>	Ah Dex, they like you.
<Dex>	Urge to kill... rising....
<Clear_Gel>	40-23/2 = 9 damage (rounded up) - Defense
<DM>	$endturn
<Tatl>	DM has ended Clear_Gel2's turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Baegba (10), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3), Chaos_Elemental (2), Clear_Gel1 (0) and Clear_Gel2 (0).
<Dex>	6 damage
<Kirran>	(The party regains 2h, 1m)
<Baegba>	(Speaking of which)
<Baegba>	(I don't even remember how many hearts I have right now)
<Dex>	you should be full hp/mp
<Dex>	we found shit after the last battle
<DM>	(You were restored to full HP because of save point)
<Dex>	it was enough hearts / magic to give everyone full
<Baegba>	Kay
<Red_Enrics>	(Backish)
*	Baegba spends three magic to give everyone in his party the Rolling Mode active skill.
<Baegba>	18h, 17m
<DM>	(I wonder how Shady would react to being summoned here, after all the enemies are dead.)
<Baegba>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Baegba has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Baegba (10), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3), Chaos_Elemental (2), Clear_Gel1 (0) and Clear_Gel2 (0).
<Dex>	which does what?
<DM>	(Wall of text coming up)
<DM>	 They see me rollin'... they hatin'...
<DM>	    Requires Level 20
<DM>	    Switch to Rolling Mode (at no action cost), which unequips items held by your hands, but gives you new abilities.
<DM>	        Rollin' Around:
<DM>	            While rolling around, your dice when defending are increased by 4.
<DM>	            Your dice when attacking are increased by 2.
<DM>	                For each round that passes that you're in Rolling Mode, your speed continues to increase, and the above bonuses increase by 1, up to a maximum of three rounds.
<DM>	            You can cover 2 feet of distance per success from a Courage roll, up from 1.
<DM>	            If you are hit, you're knocked out of Rolling Mode.
<DM>	        Pinball:
<DM>	            Roll at a target at blinding speeds, albeit a bit wobbly.
<DM>	                Roll your Courage dice +5 vs. targets' Courage dice
<DM>	                If the attack is successful, roll $1d#, where # = the number of players in the turn order except yourself or any targets you've already hit with this attack.
<DM>	                    You then pinball around and bounce to that target, hitting him.
<DM>	                    This process repeats until you've hit every target possible or you're unsuccessful.
<DM>	                If the attack is unsuccessful, you slam into an inconveniently placed wall and take half of the difference in successes as damage.
<DM>	                    You are then knocked out of Rolling Mode.
<DM>	        Curl Up:
<DM>	            Drop yourself into a defensive ball, remaining stationary.
<DM>	                You lose your bonus dice from Rollin' Around while in Curl Up.
<DM>	                However, you gain # damage reduction, where # = your current defending dice from Rollin' Around.
<DM>	                If you successfully defend against an attack, immediately counterattack by suddenly bouncing into the attacker, and recover your dice bonuses from Rollin' Around.
<DM>	                    Roll your Power dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice / Damage increased by 4
<DM>	                If you are hit while in Curl Up, you're knocked out of Rolling Mode.
<DM>	    You can switch out of Rolling Mode during your turn manually at no action cost.
*	Kirran uses his grappling hook to climb down that wall.
*	Dex taps his foot waiting for Kirran.
*	Kirran didn't realize it was his turn.
*	Dex checks his watch.
<Baegba>	$turns
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Baegba (10), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3), Chaos_Elemental (2), Clear_Gel1 (0) and Clear_Gel2 (0).
*	Dex sighs and rolls his eyes.
*	Kirran fires an arrow at gel2 (roll wisdom)
<Kirran>	$48d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 6, 4, 9, 10, 3, 6, 8, 9, 6, 10, 4, 6, 9, 4, 7, 1, 4, 9, 5, 3, 8, 5, 4, 2, 5, 4, 10, 2, 7, 9, 8, 1, 8, 2, 2, 10, 10, 10, 9, 10, 1, 7, 3, 10, 2 and 9. Total: 293. Successes: 39.
<Clear_Gel>	$22d10
<Tatl>	Clear_Gel: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 7, 8, 4, 10, 5, 4, 2, 1, 1, 2, 8, 6, 9, 3, 9, 10, 7, 6, 4 and 3. Total: 118. Successes: 14.
<Kirran>	25 damage
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Baegba (10), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3), Chaos_Elemental (2), Clear_Gel1 (0) and Clear_Gel2 (0).
<Dex>	is it dead?
<Clear_Gel>	*Clear-Gel 2 decided to quit his job ater being hit by an arrow and vist his cousins and Keese on the sun*
<Baegba>	They see me trollin'
<Baegba>	They hatin'
*	Clear_Gel is now known as Clear_Gel2
<Clear_Gel2>	$removeme
<Tatl>	Clear_Gel2 has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Baegba (10), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3), Chaos_Elemental (2) and Clear_Gel1 (0).
*	Clear_Gel2 is now known as Clear_Gel1
<Dex>	hmm
<Dex>	thinking what i want to do
<Dex>	ok
<Dex>	cross slash on the only gel left
<Dex>	$40d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 4, 7, 1, 9, 5, 8, 5, 7, 3, 9, 4, 7, 6, 2, 8, 2, 6, 9, 6, 9, 2, 2, 3, 10, 7, 8, 2, 2, 4, 4, 3, 8, 8, 5, 6, 4, 5 and 1. Total: 208. Successes: 23.
<Clear_Gel1>	$60d10
<Tatl>	Clear_Gel1: You rolled 60 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 295. Successes: 36.
<Dex>	the christ
<Dex>	its wisdom isnt it
<Baegba>	(The aura isn't on the Gel)
<Kirran>	(Not for that one)
<Dex>	the friggggg
<Dex>	bah
<Dex>	fine
<Dex>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Baegba (10), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3), Chaos_Elemental (2) and Clear_Gel1 (0).
<Baegba>	(This is why people should pay more attention)
<Baegba>	(Red, I am looking at you)
*	Red_Enrics tackles Clear_Gel1. (Courage vs Wisdom...I think.)
<Red_Enrics>	(I was typing. :P)
<Kirran>	(nope.avi)
<Red_Enrics>	(Have patience)
<Red_Enrics>	(I'm alerted when Highlighted)
<Red_Enrics>	(Either way.)
<Red_Enrics>	$49d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 1, 2, 5, 3, 5, 10, 6, 5, 2, 7, 2, 5, 10, 1, 5, 4, 2, 3, 9, 8, 3, 10, 2, 7, 4, 6, 4, 5, 2, 8, 3, 4, 5, 9, 9, 6, 6, 7, 5, 1, 6, 8, 10, 7, 8, 10 and 8. Total: 266. Successes: 36.
<Clear_Gel1>	(Where is that skill?)
<Dex>	also its more like i forget shit
<Dex>	not that its because im not paying attention
<Dex>	i blame the walls of text
<Clear_Gel1>	(Does Tackle require to roll Courge)
<Clear_Gel1>	(Because the veil is protecting the gel)
<Red_Enrics>	(It basically acts as a courage attack, without adding the Weapon Dice.)
<Red_Enrics>	(I just like saying it's tackling, because it's fun.)
<Clear_Gel1>	(Right)
<Clear_Gel1>	$60d10
<Tatl>	Clear_Gel1: You rolled 60 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 325. Successes: 41.
*	Clear_Gel1 jumps out of the way.
*	Red_Enrics slips on the ground.
<Baegba>	(I wonder why nobody decided to Power it)
<Baegba>	(Oh wait)
<Red_Enrics>	39h 13m | Tackle Streak Ended. (Max TAckle Streak = 4)
<Dex>	AFK TRY NOT TO ATTACK ME
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Baegba (10), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3), Chaos_Elemental (2) and Clear_Gel1 (0).
<Chaos_Elemental>	*The afterimage of Chaos Elemental's punch hits Red_Enrics (Roll Wisdom!)*
<Red_Enrics>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 9, 3, 3, 5, 1, 7, 2, 8, 8, 7, 1, 6, 2, 3, 6, 7, 1, 9, 9, 1, 9, 9, 5, 2, 8, 6, 1 and 8. Total: 151. Successes: 17.
<Chaos_Elemental>	27-17/2 = 5 Damage (ignores damage reduction)
<Red_Enrics>	34h
*	You are now known as SleepStrike
*	Chaos_Elemental casts Illumiant Veil over Baegba as an extra support spell.
<Chaos_Elemental>	??h 12m | Damage Recovery
*	Chaos_Elemental punches Baegba (Roll Courage!)
<Baegba>	$11d10
<Tatl>	Baegba: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 2, 10, 4, 9, 3, 10, 10, 1 and 7. Total: 71. Successes: 11.
<Chaos_Elemental>	$40d10
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 6, 5, 5, 9, 1, 6, 6, 2, 9, 3, 2, 3, 5, 6, 1, 3, 3, 4, 2, 2, 9, 8, 1, 7, 4, 7, 1, 4, 8, 3, 10, 4, 9, 6, 9, 8, 4 and 9. Total: 209. Successes: 23.
<Chaos_Elemental>	23-11/2 = 6 Damage - Defense
*	Baegba takes the six damage anyway
<Chaos_Elemental>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Baegba (10), Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3), Chaos_Elemental (2) and Clear_Gel1 (0).
<Baegba>	12h, 17m
<Baegba>	|Some viel
<Dex>	bacl
<Dex>	what did i miss
<Kirran>	bach
*	Clear_Gel1 slides away from Dex and hops onto Baegba (Roll Courage!)
<Clear_Gel1>	($60d10
<Clear_Gel1>	$60d10
<Tatl>	Clear_Gel1: You rolled 60 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 293. Successes: 34.
<Baegba>	$11d10
<Tatl>	Baegba: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 5, 5, 7, 2, 2, 9, 4, 2 and 1. Total: 50. Successes: 5.
<Clear_Gel1>	34-5/2 = 15 damage (Rounded up) - Defense
*	Baegba dies from some kind of slimey thing, I blame the world.
<Baegba>	$removeme
<Tatl>	Baegba has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3), Chaos_Elemental (2) and Clear_Gel1 (0).
<Clear_Gel1>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Clear_Gel1 has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3), Chaos_Elemental (2) and Clear_Gel1 (0).
*	Kirran uses shadow strike on gel1 (roll wisdom)
<Kirran>	$47d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 3, 1, 9, 4, 8, 4, 10, 5, 1, 4, 7, 8, 1, 3, 1, 6, 1, 4, 7, 10, 9, 4, 5, 3, 9, 2, 1, 7, 9, 4, 4, 6, 6, 5, 4, 10, 10, 4, 4, 8, 4, 5, 9, 10 and 6. Total: 256. Successes: 30.
*	Chaos_Elemental heals 6 Hearts, but it doesn't matter.
<Clear_Gel1>	!!!
<Kirran>	(Party also heals for 2h, 1m)
<Clear_Gel1>	$22d10
<Tatl>	Clear_Gel1: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 3, 1, 8, 4, 2, 1, 10, 4, 7, 8, 9, 4, 1, 5, 1, 5, 9, 10, 6 and 5. Total: 111. Successes: 14.
<Kirran>	16 damage
*	Clear_Gel1 becomes corrupted, but Dark Samus comes in to take it away.
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3), Chaos_Elemental (2) and Clear_Gel1 (0).
<Clear_Gel1>	$removeme
<Tatl>	Clear_Gel1 has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3) and Chaos_Elemental (2).
<Chaos_Elemental>	!!!
<Kirran>	Sorry Baegba, wish I could have gotten that one sooner.
<Dex>	Whips out his miniballista... LAAADIES!
<Baegba>	;_;
<Kirran>	Oh dear lord, not again...
*	Chaos_Elemental is at 5 m
<Dex>	Sniping Chaos Elemental (Roll power)
<Chaos_Elemental>	??h 5m
<Dex>	$36d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 4, 10, 2, 1, 3, 6, 8, 4, 1, 1, 10, 9, 3, 7, 9, 1, 1, 8, 1, 3, 6, 9, 6, 1, 4, 2, 1, 9, 7, 9, 2, 2, 5 and 3. Total: 163. Successes: 17.
<Chaos_Elemental>	$18d10
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 10, 7, 7, 7, 9, 1, 1, 6, 7, 10, 6, 8, 3, 9, 3 and 6. Total: 103. Successes: 14.
<Dex>	i give up
<Dex>	3 / 2 = 1.5 round up for 2
*	Chaos_Elemental doesn't bother to expend magic for Warp Shield
<Chaos_Elemental>	24h 5m
<Chaos_Elemental>	25h 5m
<Chaos_Elemental>	($endturn?)
<Dex>	oh
<Dex>	yeah
<Dex>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3) and Chaos_Elemental (2).
<Dex>	was so mad at that 17 i couldnt think
<Red_Enrics>	Well
<Red_Enrics>	Seeing as how my luck streak has ending
<Red_Enrics>	*ended
*	Red_Enrics strikes Chaos_Elemental with Nolyghots' Scythe. (Courage)
<Red_Enrics>	$51d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 264. Successes: 34.
*	Baegba is now known as Fireblast124
<Chaos_Elemental>	$37d10
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 7, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 8, 9, 7, 1, 10, 3, 5, 1, 1, 2, 4, 7, 1, 1, 3, 3, 10, 3, 4, 10, 7, 2, 7, 5, 8, 10, 8, 3 and 10. Total: 184. Successes: 24.
<Red_Enrics>	34-24=10 damage
<Red_Enrics>	Oh
<Red_Enrics>	And Null
<Red_Enrics>	If the attack is successful, target gets the Null Affliction:
<Red_Enrics>	    The next recovery effect either cast by the target or to affect the target is nullified.
<Red_Enrics>	    Null is then removed.
<Red_Enrics>	Null lasts until the end of your turn one round later.
<Red_Enrics>	34h 13m | Tackle Streak: 4
<Chaos_Elemental>	15h 5m
*	Chaos_Elemental heals 5 Magic
<Chaos_Elemental>	15h 10m
<Red_Enrics>	But
<Red_Enrics>	Null
<Red_Enrics>	(Does that work on Magic too?)
<Chaos_Elemental>	(I am going to say yes)
<Red_Enrics>	(So you don't get that 5 magic.)
<Chaos_Elemental>	15h 5m
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3) and Chaos_Elemental (2).
*	Chaos_Elemental jumps on Dex (Roll Wisdom!)
<Dex>	$31d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 8, 2, 5, 8, 6, 5, 6, 2, 1, 3, 6, 1, 6, 4, 10, 8, 5, 5, 2, 1, 6, 5, 8, 2, 3, 4, 2, 5 and 6. Total: 146. Successes: 19.
<Dex>	son of a bitch
<Chaos_Elemental>	$37d10
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 10, 3, 8, 5, 10, 1, 5, 2, 9, 7, 10, 6, 5, 4, 7, 3, 10, 7, 6, 7, 1, 6, 5, 8, 9, 3, 6, 2, 3, 6, 2, 8, 6, 2 and 1. Total: 204. Successes: 28.
<Chaos_Elemental>	28-19/2 = 5 damage (Rounded) and -4 Courage and -2 Wisdom
<Chaos_Elemental>	(Damage reduced by defense)
<Dex>	2 damage
<Chaos_Elemental>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 4: Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3) and Chaos_Elemental (2).
*	Chaos_Elemental expends 3 magic for his robe
<Kirran>	(Party also heals for 2h, 1m)
<Chaos_Elemental>	15h 2m
<Dex>	fyi 27h 21m
*	Kirran fires an arrow at the Chaos Elemental (roll courage)
<Chaos_Elemental>	(Kirran?)
<Kirran>	$48d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 5, 2, 9, 5, 8, 4, 2, 6, 5, 4, 4, 5, 7, 4, 2, 1, 5, 7, 10, 3, 3, 9, 5, 2, 3, 8, 1, 9, 6, 8, 1, 1, 3, 8, 7, 7, 5, 3, 9, 6, 4, 3, 5, 6, 3 and 4. Total: 236. Successes: 27.
<DM>	(Must be awful lag)
<Chaos_Elemental>	$37d10
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 10, 2, 4, 6, 9, 2, 3, 1, 1, 7, 9, 5, 5, 4, 9, 8, 10, 6, 4, 9, 4, 9, 3, 2, 6, 5, 3, 10, 8, 1, 4, 10, 1, 5 and 3. Total: 201. Successes: 24.
<Kirran>	3 damage
<Chaos_Elemental>	12h 2m
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 4: Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3) and Chaos_Elemental (2).
<Dex>	same as last time but not sniping
<Dex>	so roll power
<Dex>	$28d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 4, 9, 9, 4, 3, 10, 9, 1, 6, 6, 1, 2, 1, 7, 8, 10, 8, 4, 7, 10, 10, 8, 3, 6, 1 and 7. Total: 167. Successes: 22.
<DM>	$18d10
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 9, 1, 6, 1, 4, 5, 7, 4, 2, 5, 9, 4, 1, 3, 10 and 8. Total: 89. Successes: 10.
<Dex>	22 - 10 = 12 + 5 = 17
<Dex>	17 damage
<Dex>	and i take 2h damage
<Dex>	25h 22m
<Dex>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 4: Kirran (7), Dex (5), Red_Enrics (3) and Chaos_Elemental (2).
<Red_Enrics>	HUZZAH!
*	Chaos_Elemental is struck right in the face by a balistia arrow, vanishing into thin air without his equipment and being sent to KEESE AND CO.. However, he was found guilty of competing with KEESE AND CO. and is sent to the moon to be continually annoyed by space cores.
<Red_Enrics>	GREAT AETHER
<Chaos_Elemental>	$removeme
<Tatl>	Chaos_Elemental has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 4: Kirran (7), Dex (5) and Red_Enrics (3).
<DM>	$init r
<Tatl>	DM: The bot has been reset.
*	Red_Enrics attacks nothing
<DM>	+51 EXP
<DM>	+51d8 rupees
<Kirran>	$51d8
<DM>	$2d2
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 51 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 214.
<Tatl>	DM: You flipped 2 coins. Values: Heads (1) and Tails (2). Results: 1 Head (1) - 1 Tail (2).
<Red_Enrics>	$51d8
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 51 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 217.
<DM>	*A Restoration Heart and a Magic Jar drops*
<Dex>	$51d8
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 51 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 215.
<Dex>	takin dat heart
<Dex>	wait
<Dex>	whos worse off?
<Red_Enrics>	217 + 6476 = 6,693 Rupees
<DM>	*A Rod of Discord, a Illumiant Robe and a Level 20 Light Scroll all drop*
*	Red_Enrics is a stubborn idiot, and doesn't level up...yet.
<Dex>	ding
*	Kirran speaks in a mechanical voice
<Kirran>	AUTO ARROW MODE DISENGAGED
*	Clear_Gel1 is now known as X__X
*	Chaos_Elemental is now known as X_X
<DM>	*The room is now devoid of enemies.*
<Dex>	GIMME DAT PINK THANG
<Kirran>	(remind me again which levels we get new affinity points at?)
<Dex>	every 5
<Dex>	or something i dunno
<Dex>	the point is
<Kirran>	(Got it)
<Dex>	PINK THING
<Kirran>	Don't you already have a blue thing though?
<Dex>	You make it sound like I can't collect the rainbow.
<Kirran>	Formerly a white thing.
<DM>	*The pink thing is a Restoration Heart*
<Dex>	Friggin' all that work for a friggin' restoration heart.
<Kirran>	I'll take the rod of discord
<DM>	*Which, due to 4th wall shenanigans, is pink*
<Dex>	Well I'm using it I guess.
<DM>	*You also see a glowing pink sign*
*	Red_Enrics continues to Zone out, because of wierdness happening in another chat
*	Fireblast124 has quit (Quit: End of Stream)
<Dex>	Full hp bitches!
<Kirran>	I'm already at full HP.
<DM>	*You hear a voice eminating from the room*
*	Kirran smug face
*	X_X is now known as Generic_Voice
<Kirran>	(Does the sign say "Eat at Joe's"?)
<Dex>	Thank god it's not Geriatric_Voice
*	DM kicks Dex out of the window
*	DM has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You were kicked out of the window and landed in the Springfield Power Plant!)
<Kirran>	or General_Voice
*	Dex (~DoubleEx@142.176.114.180) has joined #zurpg
<Dex>	WHAT SAY YOU GERIATRIC VOICE?
<Generic_Voice>	"Ah, I'm running out of patience. I have sent yet another minion to clear the switches in the other rooms"*
<Generic_Voice>	"There is a switch in this room, but you must find it yourselves"
<Kirran>	(Is Baegba returned to life once more?)
<DM>	(Yes)
<Dex>	Aww... Do we haaaave to?
<Dex>	Can't you just tell us where it is?
<DM>	"I will offer just one more hint - It is almost impossible to see with all this blue in the room"
<Dex>	How about you hit it for us.
<Dex>	I mean you're running out of patience, we're running out of patience.
<Dex>	Seems to me it would be easier all around if you just let us mosey on out of here.
<Generic_Voice>	"Ah, what the heck"
<Generic_Voice>	"But I still want to fight you"
<Dex>	You don't have to you know.
<Dex>	We're fine with just looting the place and leaving.
<Generic_Voice>	"Maybe if you didn't kill one of my cronies earlier than what you were supposed to"
<Kirran>	Clearly you've never met Dex before
<Kirran>	He can steal the DARKNESS.
<Generic_Voice>	"Of course not. I don't know what he is for god heaven's sake"
<Dex>	That was his own fault.
<Dex>	Consider it an industrial accident.
<Kirran>	I'm sure Impa wrote it off on the insurance forms.
<Generic_Voice>	"No, it is all your fault! Just like that guy Shane"
*	DM kicks Generic_Voice out of the window
*	DM has kicked Generic_Voice from #zurpg (You were kicked out of the window and landed in the Hakurei Shrine! Be sure to leave a donation.)
*	Generic_Voice (~Orithan@120.147.242.200) has joined #zurpg
*	ChanServ gives channel operator status to Generic_Voice
<Kirran>	Oh, you meant the other guy.
<Generic_Voice>	"Oww..."
<Dex>	Interesting Fact: I'm a Sheikah!
<Generic_Voice>	"Don't lie. You sound more like a lizard."
<Dex>	Naw it's totally official. I passed the tests.
<Kirran>	Well, more like psuedo Sheikah, first class.
<Dex>	I'm 100% Sheikah.
<Kirran>	Like I said, you have to have the tatooes.
<Dex>	Dude you can't tattoo scales.
<Dex>	We've been over this.
<Dex>	You are the worst clanmate.
<Generic_Voice>	"AH HA!"
<Kirran>	And as I said then, you can'y be a full Sheikah
<Dex>	That's racist.
<Kirran>	Maybe if you took off some of the scales.
<Generic_Voice>	"You must be the lizardlips I keep hearing about."
<Dex>	People know me?
<Kirran>	Wait, does this guy know Darte?
<Dex>	I'm flattered.
<DM>	*Meanwhile, you hear a click from behind you*
<Kirran>	That had better be Red uncorking a bottle.
<Generic_Voice>	"It appears that my minion just deactivated the last switch. Now you enter my room and deal with me"
<Dex>	You sure you don't want to just let us go?
<Generic_Voice>	"Yep, 'cause I have nothing to lose from challenging you, even if you do win"
<Dex>	Hmmm. Group meeting.
<Kirran>	Ah man, but I wanted to check out the green room.
<Kirran>	I had a whole list of theater jokes written up.
<Dex>	What do you guys think?
<Generic_Voice>	"Anyway, just get with the show and continue"
*	Kirran looks around for Baegba and Red_Enrics.
*	Red_Enrics wakes up
<Red_Enrics>	ah!
<DM>	(Baegba is on auto-follow)
<DM>	(Or even better...)
<Kirran>	Maybe we should find that switch the guy was talking about.
<Dex>	Eh he said its hit.
<Dex>	We can just go fight him I GUESSSSSS.
*	DM breaks the fourth wall and has KEESE AND CO. tempoarly hold Baegba
<Dex>	Sigh, lets go fight I guess.
<Dex>	Yes?
*	DM waits for everyone to continue onwards
*	Dex inches towards the boss door.
<Red_Enrics>	Hmm.....
*	Red_Enrics continues onward
<Red_Enrics>	Let's just get this over with
<DM>	(Alright, auto-skip to boss room?)
<Dex>	MAKE IT SO NUMBER TWO
<Red_Enrics>	(What would we be missing?)
<Kirran>	Cool theater jokes in the green room.
<Kirran>	And a lot of puns on your name in the red one.
<Red_Enrics>	(And Green_Enrics puns. :V)
<DM>	(You aren't missing much)
<DM>	(I'm doing this so the dungeon doesn't go over three sessions)
<DM>	*more than three
<Red_Enrics>	(Ah, I'll let everyone else vote.)
<Dex>	BOSS FIGHT NOW
<Dex>	DO IT
<Dex>	NERDS
<Red_Enrics>	Everything here is a joke.
<Red_Enrics>	I'd rather get things over with
*	Kirran pushes up his glasses
<DM>	*You enter a large room, about 60 feet square and 15 feet high. The room is mainly featureless, but the three aura you saw from before are all floating up in the air in the room together, coloring the room and anything in it that is not black completely white. In the center of the room stands an altar with a completely black flame, seeming to consume the white around it, blazing on it. Torches stand on the ground around the altar, lighting up the room. There
<DM>	is the door to the south, where you came from. However, it seems to be locked by a strange force, not unlike the auras that change the colour.*
*	Dex kicks over the brazier the black flame is in.
*	Dex also kicks over the torches.
*	Dex kicks over everything kick overable just to be safe.
<DM>	(Roll Power vs 100 successes for each thing)
<Dex>	$500d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 500 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 2,686. Successes: 332.
<Dex>	$500d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 500 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 2,795. Successes: 350.
<Dex>	$500d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 500 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 2,627. Successes: 327.
<Dex>	how many things are there?
*	DM kicks Dex out of the window
*	DM has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You were kicked out of the window and landed on a heart! Lucky you)
*	Dex (~DoubleEx@142.176.114.180) has joined #zurpg
<DM>	(Roll YOUR Power)
<Dex>	that is my power
<Dex>	im fulled by anger at all the torches
<DM>	(OBJECTION!)
<Kirran>	(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy7NVfkEsvQ)
<Dex>	i got torch rage
<Dex>	increasing my power stat
*	DM protecs the brasiers and torches with the 4th wall.
<DM>	(Point is: You can't kick them over)
*	Dex pushes them over.
<DM>	(Same thing)
*	Dex nudges them over.
*	Kirran watches Dex's tantrum with amusement.
<DM>	(You are seriously not getting my point)
*	Dex stares at the torches till they go out out of sheer embarrasment.
<Red_Enrics>	(Desu bitch)
<Dex>	what does that even mean
<Red_Enrics>	(No idea)
<Dex>	im just going to keep doing things to the torches till something else happens
<DM>	*You also see a red-furred Haddaken in a light-blue tunic and creamy white pair of pants, at about 1.9 metres tall*
<Red_Enrics>	...Seriously
<Red_Enrics>	You're our enemy?
<DM>	(Nope)
<Dex>	OK I'm calling bullshit. You can't dress a Street Fighter move up. It's a move not a person.
<Dex>	quater roll forward fierce punch
<Dex>	HADDOKEN
<Dex>	back back forward fierce kick
<Dex>	SHIOYKEN
*	Generic_Voice is now known as Hal
<Dex>	HALLOKEN
*	Red_Enrics sighs
<DM>	*But however, this Hal doesn't have his usual expression on his face. He seems to have an evil grin and red-glowing eyes. His fur seems to be a little bit off-colour*
*	X__X is now known as Phantasm
<Red_Enrics>	(Pretty sure, none of us have met Hal.)
<DM>	(Oh, sorry)
<Red_Enrics>	(lol)
<DM>	(Except for Baegba)
<Red_Enrics>	Well then
<Red_Enrics>	Hello, obvious threat.
*	Red_Enrics has officially entered full asshole mode.
<Kirran>	Hey, I resent that. Red eyes doesn't necessarily mean evil.
<Hal>	Speak with my master. He should be here any minute.
<Dex>	Have we met before?
<Hal>	No. Ask the goron behind you.
*	Kirran investigates the room further.
<Hal>	...Oh wait, he's not here
<Dex>	Goron behind me have you and I met before?
*	Red_Enrics pulls out Garrath's encyclopedia
<Hal>	I'm referring to that baka, Baegba
<Red_Enrics>	Your name is Hal, correct?
<Dex>	I thought he was a Goron.
<Hal>	Yes.
<Kirran>	ba ba black sheep?
<Red_Enrics>	That seems to be all the info has has on you
*	Red_Enrics puts the encyclopedia away.
<DM>	*Suddenly, a mysterious ghostly man in a kimono with a fan and a parasol materalizes into the room.
<Dex>	Is it raining out?
<Phantasm>	Greetings, fellow adventurers.
<Kirran>	We sure do run into ghosts a lot.
<Kirran>	I feel this is Red's fault.
<Dex>	Who would we call?
<Phantasm>	None of your business.
*	Red_Enrics ignores Kirran.
*	Kirran nudges Red.
<Kirran>	Ah? ah?
<Phantasm>	And besides, do you want to know a little secret.
*	Kirran resumes wandering around the room.
<Dex>	We'd have to call someone who isn't afraid of no ghosts.
*	Phantasm glares with a glowing set of evil red eyes, just like the ones on Hal
<Dex>	Dude! That ghost has pink eye!
<Dex>	Just like the Street Fighter guy!
<Phantasm>	Very funny lizardlips
*	Red_Enrics sighs.
<Kirran>	Hey, that ghost must know Darte.
<Phantasm>	This is not the real Hal.
<Red_Enrics>	I assume you're the guy who threatened us when we defeated that wizzrobe?
<Phantasm>	Yes.
<Dex>	Why do you have pink eye?
<Red_Enrics>	Then why are we wasting out time talking?
<Dex>	Hold on. I don't wanna fight a dude with pink eye. What if we catch it?
<Phantasm>	If you want to get right down into a fight, then be my guest.
*	Red_Enrics sighs
<Red_Enrics>	Shut up, Dex.
*	Red_Enrics inits before the DM shouts "Roll inits"
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<Kirran>	AHAHAAHA
<Dex>	When Red gets pink eye and dies we don't have to go to his funeral do we?
<Red_Enrics>	I could care less if you went to my funeral.
<Kirran>	I'd go to your funeral Red.
<Dex>	I'm looting your cold body you know.
<Kirran>	The booze selection will likely be astounding.
<Kirran>	(No need to hold off on my account if you can get Darte back in on the action.)
<Dex>	more like FARTE
<Dex>	ha ha
<Dex>	farte
<Dex>	im saving that one
<Dex>	DISCO PARTY
<DM>	Anyway...
<DM>	---===QUEST PAUSE===---