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- deadmau5 ft. Gerard Way - Professional Griefers
- watch it here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr2Bc5qMhE4
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- BREAKING NEWS:
- MEOWTINGTONS CORP ISSUES MASSIVE RECALL ON ROBOTIC CATS DUE TO FAULTY LOGIC CHIP \\
- RIOTS OVER DUDA'S NEW HAIRCUT \\
- COUNTY SHERIFF IN CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER USING LEOPARD AS GUN/GUITAR \\
- PUBLIC INQUIRY CONCLUDES: IT IS ALL D.POE'S FAULT \\
- WHERE NOW FOR MAN RAISED BY PUFFINS? \\
- MAN NARROWLY ESCAPES DEATH BY ACID SPITTING KOALAS \\
- WHIMSYSHIRE PORTAL FOUND IN LOCAL WOMANS APARTMENT \\
- AIRLINE PILOT GIVES BIRTH TO HIS FIRST GIRAFFE \\
- PAULY DEE TO PERFORM 'DJ SHOW' AT THIS YEARS OPENING CEREMONIES FOR THE 2038 WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW THIS FRIDAY, BITCHES GO CRAZY \\
- PRIME MINISTER BEEBER NARROWLY ESCAPES ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT \\
- ZED'S DEAD. SERVICE TO BE HELD IN SAN FRANCISCO THIS WEDNESDAY \\
- LOCAL MAN ACCIDENTALLY TELEPORTS WIFE TO MARS - SPACE ADMINISTRATION SEEKS INJUNCTION[
- ]GRAVITY SUIT FOR CATS A SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH \\
- ECONOMY CRISIS WORSENS, RANCID MEAT HAS NEVER BEEN SO AFFORDABLE \\
- SBPD SOLVES PRISON OVERCROWDING BY PLACING CONVICTS IN LOCAL RESIDENTS' GARAGES \\
- SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW SPECIES OF HUMAN. NO NOT IN FLORIDA. NOT IN JERSEY EITHER \\
- FIRE DEPT. CAPTAIN RESIGNS AFTER TRYING TO SHOW CADET PROPER FIRE HOSE TECHNIQUES \\
- BRAND NEW TSA SOFTWARE IS COMING TO YOUR PC. GOOD THING YOU'RE ALREADY NAKED, THAT MAKES IT EASIER. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO RAISE BOTH HANDS \\
- ZEN ARCHAEOLOGISTS FIND THEMSELVES \\
- MARS COLONISTS VISITING CANADA UPSET THAT THEY HAD TO INTERACT WITH STRANGERS RATHER THAN SHOOT THEM \\
- PRINCIPAL SUSPENDED FOR USING BIG FACED CHILD AS SATELLITE DISH \\
- A 93 YEAR OLD MAN, SHOCKED WHEN 21-YEAR-OLD EX-GIRLFRIEND DUMPS HIM ONLY AFTER HE BUYS HER A $3.2 MILLION ESTATE ON SATURN \\
- REGISTRATION IS NOW OPEN FOR ENTRANTS WISHING TO TAKE PART IN NEW REALITY SHOW, 'OW MY BALLS' \\
- BRAWNDO HAS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE \\
- JIMMY DEAN THE FOUR[
- ]GRAM TO HELP BOOST GDP \\
- WOMAN CONDUCTS LEWD ACTS ON PASSENGERS TO SLOW TRAFFIC AT MARS TERMINAL; OFFICIALS SAY THE WHOLE THING HAS BEEN BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION \\
- "COMPACT DISCS" AND[
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- ]BEEN RELEASED, ANONYMOUS SOURCES SUGGEST THE AMOUNT[
- ]MILLION EUROS[]THIS YEARS[] OF RUSSIA" HAVE[
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- LUPE
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- g3rard
- WINS 43 LOSSES 3
- TIER: HEAVYWEIGHT
- COMBAT STYLE: STRATEGY
- X-RAY STRENGTH: 60%
- COMBO STRENGTH: 13%
- COUNTER: CAMO, ELECTRO PULSE
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- deadmau5
- REIGNING WORLD CHAMPION
- WINS 63 LOSSES 0
- TIER: HEAVYWEIGHT
- COMBAT STYLE: AGGRESSIVE
- X-RAY STRENGTH: 48%
- COMBO STRENGTH: 37%
- COUNTER: SPEED, ANNOYANCE
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