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Fluffy at the Door

Nov 11th, 2012
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  1. >You are a hungry fluffy pony.
  2. >You haven’t eaten in days.
  3. >You are so hungry that you have even risked going close to town.
  4. >You are looking for some trash cans to tip when you see a big bowl of spaghetti.
  5. >Your mouth waters as you walk toward it.
  6. >When you get close you see it is a picture.
  7. >It is dangling off a post.
  8. >You try to jump and reach for it but you can’t even get off the ground.
  9. >It is too high for you to reach.
  10. >You look past it and see a door.
  11. >You are so hungry.
  12. >You walk up to the door and pad at it.
  13. >”Pwease nice pony….. fwuffy hungy… pwease sketties….”
  14. >The door kicks open.
  15. >A purple unicorn is standing in the doorway sneering down.
  16. >”Another begger!”
  17. >You let out a scream of terror as she starts to walk toward you.
  18. >You turn and try to run away but you start to teleport.
  19. >She levitates you right in front of her and she flicks your nose.
  20. >”Wahhhhhh! Pwease nuu hewt fwuffy!”
  21. >”Why are you here!? You know your kind isn’t welcome here!”
  22. >”Pwease! Fwuffy hungy! Wet fwuffy goo, nuu come back!”
  23. >”Oh your hungry are you!” she laughs menacingly.
  24. >”I bet you want spaghetti!”
  25. >You mouth waters, “Wes pwease… fwuffy wan sketties…”
  26. >She takes you in and shows you a huge pile of spaghetti covered in sauce.
  27. >You try to run for it but you are held in place by her levitation.
  28. >”Pwease… fwuffy wan sketti…”
  29. >You reach but to no avail.
  30. >”Oh you want this spaghetti? Well too bad!”
  31. >The pile of spaghetti poofs away leaving an empty room.
  32. >”NUUUUUUU!!”
  33. >”I have destroyed all spaghetti!”
  34. >”There is no more spaghetti anywhere!”
  35. >”It is gone forever!”
  36. >She starts laughing again.
  37. >You break down and cry, tears roll down your face.
  38. >”Why yoo mean to fwuffy? Wahhhhh huu huuuu huuuuu!”
  39. >She spins you around so you can look in her face, ”Why?”
  40. >You see the box come out and the switch.
  41. >”Because you are a bad fluffy!”
  42. >She turns you to get a good shot at your rump.
  43. >”Bad fluffy!”
  44. *SWAT*
  45. >The switch stings your rear as she begins spanking you.
  46. >”Owie! Owie! Owie!” Pwease nuu hewt fwuffy nuu mo! Pwease wet fwuffy go! Owies!”
  47. >The box is opened and you are placed in it.
  48. >”Bad fluffies only deserve the sorry box! Bad fluffies get no spaghetti!”
  49. >”Wahhhhhh! Fwuffy sowwy! Wet fwuffy go!”
  50. >”Bad fluffy!”
  51. >”Nuuu! Fwuffy am gud feuffy!”
  52. >”BAD FLUFFY!”
  53. >”Bwahhhhh hahhh ahhh hahhh huuu huu huuuuu…”
  54. >It seems like the spankings and sorry box goes on forever.
  55. >Forever….
  56. >…….
  57. >You the most magical unicorn in equestrian.
  58. >And right now you are giggling.
  59. >That nightmare door was too dangerous to leave at the Crystal Kingdom so you knew you had to move it.
  60. >That is when you decided to put it on the back of the library.
  61. >Oh come on! You put up warning signs!
  62. >’Danger! Stay away! Unless you are a mule then it is completely safe!’
  63. >But you decided to put that warning on pictures of spaghetti.
  64. >You have to experiment on the door to see what it does.
  65. >Look at the fluffy vermin staring at it with his eyes gray.
  66. >You’ll have five more before the day is out.
  67. >And one mule! HAH!
  68. >You can’t wait to watch the spell that is recording what they see so you can clop to it later.
  69. >It is good to be on the good side of the princess.
  70. >Which is why she will want you to send her the nightmares as well.
  71. >Another herd is coming.
  72. >”Why yoo at doow! Sketties bewong to smawty! Yoo bad fwuffy yoo…. Mofe…”
  73. >The herd looks up with graying eyes.
  74. >This is so fun!
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