Hey Daemus.
I do not want you to be angrry orr anything.
Daemus
Hm?
Zion
But I may have given yourr esperrhandle to an interrnet strranger frrom anotherr planet.
Daemus
....Vhat?
[ :/ ]
Daemus
I mean... vhy vould you do that? Is it someone important?
Zion
She was verry perrsuasive. And Frriendly.
Daemus
Vell, that's certainly better than persuasive and UNfriendly. [ :P ]
Zion
She is an interrnet frriend of mine.
We met on a game-rrelated message boarrd.
She seemed to be verry lonely, so I gave herr yourr, and a few otherr people's, handles.
Daemus
Hm... this aught to be interesting.
Zion
Indeed.
Daemus
I mean, its not like I have much better to do, anyway.
Zion
You do not? What about yourr grrand adventurres?
Daemus
Maybe it'll give me something to do vhile I'm sitting around vaiting on the Captain.
Sadly, I can't be adventuring all the time [ :( ]
Zion
Oh, what is happening now?
Daemus
Nothing [ :( ]
thats the problem!
Zion
Aww, what a shame.
Wait, arre you home rright now?
Daemus
Yeah
Just sitting here
reading
Zion
Why did you not inforrm me~?
Daemus
wishing I could be raiding
(*Vishing)
Hm?
Zion
Well, we could do something togetherr.
Daemus
Oh? Vhat do you have in mind? [ :O ]
Zion
I do not know. Do you have any ideas?
Daemus
Hm...
Daemus
I mean, unless you're easily entertained by games ov chance [ :P ]
Zion
Game of chance arre fun as long as they rremain game of chance.
Daemus
Vhatcha tryin' to say [ :/ ]
Zion
Nothing in parrticularr~
I am heading overr.
Daemus
Oh, ah... very vell then.
Zion
Some time later, you hear a knock on your door.
* Daemus opens the door
Daemus
"Hello?"
Zion
"Hello Daemus~"
Daemus
"Oh, right, uh... velcome?"
Zion
"Thank you~"
"So, you have to tell me about yourr latest exploit."
Daemus
(Hm... would Rrobin know about the whole Piirst deal?)
(it was relatively recent pre-session)
(come to think of it, how soon pre-session would this be?)
Zion
(eh, I don't think it matters too much)
(but she knows of piirst)
(she thinks she is creepy as fuck)
Daemus
(Because I'm trying to think if he would tell Rrobin about the whole Piirst deal)
(honestly he might not tell her at all)
Zion
(then tell her something else)
(in case you haven't figured out, the story is not the important part)
Daemus
"Oh, vell, nothing too interesting... ve hit a vew vishing boats, no good vights, no vilthy lucre. Enough to make ends meet, vhich, y'know, is enough for Amaryn."
Zion
"Sounds a lot morre fun than what I have done."
"I am starrting to feel a."
"Lust forr adventurre"
Daemus
"You're certainly welcome to join us on our next excursion. Vhat have you been up to that's left you so... bored?"
(the strong desire to say "left you so.... lusty")
Zion
"A non stop prroduction of soporr."
Daemus
(let it be known, that was definitely a last second word swap)
Zion
(heh)
"I have thrree batches that I need to prroduce fairrly soon."
"It is going to be the death of me."
Daemus
"Vhy the sudden need for sopor?"
Zion
"A lot of people wanting soporr at once is the only explanation I can think of."
Daemus
"Odd."
Zion
"Indeed."
"One of them is the norrmal batch, nothing strrange. It is the otherr two orrderrs that arre giving me this headache."
Daemus
"Vhat's so special about those two?"
Zion
"One of them is forr the so poorr orrganization, that gives soporr to poorr trrolls who cannot afforrd soporr norrmally."
"But they need a special rrecipy that causes the soporr to stink like rrotten meat if you cook it."
"Which takes time."
Daemus
"I vas not avare such an organization existed."
Zion
"The morre you know~"
"It is a verry needed orrganization."
Daemus
"I vould imagine."
Zion
"The other batch is actually only forr one perrson."
Daemus
"...oh?"
Zion
"Yes."
"You know Iallta."
Daemus
"Yeah, I do business vith them... frequently"
Zion
"Apparrently she sleeps in a rrecuperracoon the size of trroll Texas."
Daemus
"...odd."
Zion
"And she has been having trrouble sleeping lately, so she need soporr that is a lot strrongerr than norrmal soporr."
Daemus
"Well... at least she pays well, right?"
(*Vell)
(Watching SGDQ makes Quirking propperly difficult)
Zion
(heh)
"Oh she is paying so much I am honestly starrting to doubt the whole deal."
Daemus
"Hm... she's good for it, I vouldn't vorry."
Zion
"Hm? Do explain."
Daemus
"She's not the type to back out of a deal, even a big one."
Zion
"That is not what worrrries me."
Daemus
"Then vhat is?"
Zion
"This is the fourrth time she is making an orrderr like this."
"And each time she makes a new orrderr, she asks forr a strrongerr soporr."
Daemus
"Hm... vell, you know, with all the vheeling and dealing she makes, maybe she just has a lot of trouble sleeping."
Zion
"Perrhaps."
"Perrhaps I am just being parranoid."
Daemus
"besides, have you seen her hive? She's clearly a bit paranoid. It can't help her sleep."
Zion
"Oh yes, I have been therre a couple of times."
"She is at least as parranoid as I am.
"
Daemus
"You don't seem particularly paranoid, to me at least."
* Zion smiles
Zion
"Thank you Daemus~"
"It is verry rrelaxing to worrk in the garrden, despite everrything."
Daemus
"Thats good. Shame vhen you end up swamped with orders like that, though."
Zion
"Indeed. I have not even had time forr my latest prroject."
Daemus
"Ooh, vhat might that be?"
Zion
"Bees that go rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr instead of bzzzzzzzzz~"
Daemus
"Pffff.... that's hysterical."
Zion
"I know rright."
"But so farr I have had little success."
Daemus
"That's a shame."
Zion
"Yes.
"Rright now the bees say baaaaaaaaah instead."
"It is drriving me crrazy."
Daemus
"vell, if you wanted to disguise them as voolbeasts, you'd be off to a great start."
Zion
"Pfffffff, bees disguised as voolbeasts?"
"HAHAHAHAHA"
* Zion laughs wholeheartedly
Daemus
"Small ones. Or one big one."
Zion
"A lot of small voolbeasts."
Daemus
"Adorable."
Zion
"It would be verry adorrable."
Daemus
(playing league sorry)
Zion
(kay)
Daemus
"Right, the bees, yes."
Zion
"Bees arre verry cute."
Daemus
"Yes, of course."
Zion
"Arre you implying anything else?"
* Daemus blushes slightly. "Of course not. Anyhow, is there anything you'd like to do vhile you're here?"
Zion
"You did say something about a game of chance."
Daemus
"I mean, two person poker is a bit of a crapshoot..."
Zion
"Awww, come on."
"The Daemus I know knows morre than one game of chance."
Daemus
"Vell, yes... vhat vould you prefer? Var is alvays silly fun..."
Zion
"Var?"
Daemus
*ahem* "War"
"Not exactly a strategic game, though."
Zion
"I do not think I have hearrd of it beforre."
Daemus
"It's honestly a bit boring, you just take a deck, split it in two, and flip the top card at eachother. Vhoever has the highest card takes both and adds it to their pile, and then vhen they run out of cards, they shuffle the pile into a new deck. Repeat until someone's out of cards."
"Its sort of a joke, to be honest."
Zion
"We could play some, it would be fun."
Daemus
"I mean, I dont see vhy not."
Zion
(ok, lets head to #rpgstuck_dice and roll a d20 each. whomever gets the higher number wins the game)
[`DICE]
Hi Zion, please check http://redd.it/39n78x for a list of my commands.
Daemus
(We can actually play, since card commands exist)
* Daemus mutters to himself "I mean, ve could raise the stakes a tad..."
Zion
(yeah, but on the hand I don't have all night)
Daemus
(hah)
(right its  super late for you)
Zion
"Oh? What kind of stakes?"
(super late is exaggerating)
Daemus
"Hm? Oh, nothing, just... talking to myself a bit."
Zion
"Pffff~"
"Tell me."
Daemus
"N-no, really, it's nothing. Completely silly."
Zion
"Daemus..."
Zion
"Come on..."
Daemus
(sorry league again :P)
Zion
(bluh)
Daemus
"Vell... I mean... it was a silly thought, but... no, really, you'd only think less of me."
Zion
"..."
Zion
"Daemus. What was your idea~?"
Daemus
"...promise not to judge? It wasn't a serious thought..."
Zion
"I prromise."
* Daemus blushes a darker shade of jade. "I was considering... *ahem* a 'strip' variant."
Zion
"..."
"Daemus."
Daemus
"I was never seriously considering it."
* Zion nods
Zion
"I am not wearring enough clothes to actually play that varriant."
Daemus
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have even mentioned... what?"
Daemus
(AND THE SECOND ACT OF "Daemus tries to say something, before realizing that what was just said was entirely unexpected")
* Zion smiles innocently
Zion
"Let us play the norrmal verrsion forr now.
Daemus
"Right. Lets do that."
Zion
(roll a d20 each for who wins and who loses?)
Zion
Well.
That was a slaughterr.
Daemus
"Er... sorry?"
"Good thing ve, y'know... player the normal version."
(*played, idk how I even did that)
Daemus
"It would have been rather... one sided."
Zion
"Yes it would have been."
Zion
"Hopefully I will have betterr luck next time~"
Daemus
"The cards fall how they will. Ve shall see how it goes, vhen we play next."
(THAT UPD8 WAS SO GOOD)
Zion
"Yes~!"
(AND YES. OMFG. I'M SO HAPPY. LIKE, GARNET SEEING STEVONNIE LEVELS OF HAPPY.)
Zion
"I still had fun, even if I lost."
Daemus
"Thats good."
Zion
"I'll get you next time."
Daemus
"Right... vell, anything else you'd like to do?"
Zion
"It is getting kind of late, sadly."
(both for me and for rrobin)
Daemus
"Oh, right, I'm so sorry to keep you... I suppose you need to get back to your hive."
Zion
"Yes. I do not need the Grrub getting upset."
Daemus
"It vas vonderful, having you over."
Zion
"It is wonderrful coming overr."
Daemus
"See you later, then. I'll be sure to say hi to your online friend!"
Zion
"Okay~"
"Oh and can you drrop by tomorrrrow? I have an infestation prroblem I need help with."
Daemus
"I'd be happy to."
"...what kind of infestation?"
Zion
"Fantastic!"
"............Musclebeasts."
Zion
"But now I have to leave."
"See you tomorrrrow Daemus~!"
* Zion walks away, but does a subtle little skip as she does
Daemus
"... I'll bring help."