The Grand Poobah!

This is what happens when you spam "i have seven spices in my anus" on an open text document with /mlp/

One day Fluttershy was walking down the road with my [redacted] in her [redacted] when a giant [redacted] dragon came out of the sky and blessed her with  EIGHTY THREE TYPES OF SPICE IN HER insipid ANUS, NOT INCLUDING [redacted] CUMIN! “I want to CINNABON Rainbow Dash!” Fluttershy suddenly said. Fluttershy COM BOBBLED off to find Rainbow Dash, not even thanking the TREX of DOOM for making her HAVE NINghTY THREE TYPES OF SPICE IN HER ANUS, NOT INCLUDING [redacted] CUMIN.

Unrelatedly, I really want Pinkie Pie to take a wet fart in my mouth right now.
“I want to taste the traces of digested cakes when her anus blows its air bubble into my opened maw.” -moot (professional [redacted]) Think of the whaLES.

When Fluttershy found Rainbow Dash’s antediluvian cock sleeping on a cloud, she inserted 8 more spices, not including horse semen, into Dash’s unsuspecting urethra. Rainbow Dash jumped up in suprise with paprika sprinkling out of her anus.  “Fluttershy, fill me with more of your sweet spices, except for [redacted] cumin!” Rainbow Dash yelled in delight. Fluttershy proceeded to stuff as much [redacted] cumin as [redacted] possible into Rainbow Dash’s tight, feces-encrusted, pernicious anal cavity. “Fluttershy, I’m going to BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA, lel!” Dash exclaimed to the heavens.

Fluttershy, however, was still focused on pounding spice into Rainbow Dash’s [redacted], and did not notice a certain purple spergicorn creeping up behind her, rape-horn carefully aimed into the poor pegasus’s ponut. “Fluttershy, DROP THE [REDACTED] CUMIN RIGHT NOW!” Spergle vomited. She was too late, though. Rainbow Dash had already slopped the gaudy gourd.
“MUAHAHAHA!” Fluttershy curmudgeonly and crustily laughed. “You’re too late! I’ve already taken one of the Elements of Harmony. Now no one in Equestria will be able to stop me from spreading my NINghTY THREE TYPES OF SPICE!”
And that’s how Fluttershy took over Equestria, Earth, and a place similar to Saturn. Plus Uranus lol.