Cadance, SA, and Anon - Waking up with a Cadance

No smut.

>You love the mornings after when you get laid in Equestria. Beyond the getting laid aspect, waking up able to cuddle what amount to giant warm teddy bears was just a pleasure unknown before.
>However, getting woken up by a pink horse shouting "Who are you!?" just after waking up kind of ruined it.
>But only kind of.
>Smart guy that you are, you immediately respond.
"Who?"
"What?!"
"Where!?"
>You roll away from the pink horse as she continues yelling something or another.
>You've got to figure out where you are before this pounding headache kills you.
>A quick look around told you... nothing. Except that there was a lot of pink. Which made sense considering miss pink behind you.
"Where am I?"
>You ask as you turned back to her.
>"This is the Crystal Emp-"
>Of course, as soon as you were about to get an answer the door bursts open and armed guards come in, lead by a white stallion.
>"Cadance, are you alright?!"
>He asked roughly before noticing the both of you in the bed.
>With a sigh he lowered his raised sword.
>"Stand down. Return to your posts."
>You were just confused as they exited. Weren't they afraid you were attacking her or something?
>"Alright Cadance-"
>"He raped me!"
"What? No I didn-"
>"No Cadance. No he didn't. We've been over this. Just because you brought him home when you were drunk doesn't make him a rapist."
>Cadance's face noticeably fell at this revelation. You were just confused.
>The stallion then turned his attention to you.
>"Now, if you talk to one of the stallions down the hall they'll give you enough money to get to wherever you need to go."
>A long suffering sigh escaped from him.
>"And please don't think ill of my wife because of what she does while drunk."
>A glance towards the 'wife' showed her giving you a sheepish, embarrassed smile.
"Alright. You know this is fucked up right?"
>"I know."
>With a shrug you gather your belongings from around the room and the top of the bed canopy and head out the door past the stallion.
>As you close the door you hear an exchange.
>"Do we still get to have sex?"
>"Of course honey, you have the tightest hole in the empire."
>You make it halfway down the hall before realizing that the voices were backwards.