LOL! If that's what you call rap you're quite mistaken
This aint no reggae Jamaican, I'll scorch you up like your bacon
I aint fakin', you've awakened, the killer MC that is Fizz
Why don't you type something decent, 'stead of sitting-at-your CPU with-a-hand full'a jizz
Bitch I'm assuming you're a grass type, taking damage from this fire
Better call 9-1-1 for this murder that just transpired
You're clearly a novice, throwing "naughty words" 'round recklessly
My rhymes are cuttin' deep, chop off your Poke Balls, vasectomy
I'm spittin' endlessly, no empathy, this nigga dont mean a thing to me
Talk about dropped as a child? Bitch, yo momma tried to abort her pregnancy
You're calling me a dick? You're @Jac -ing off to queers on pay-per-view
What a shitty way to start this thread, and your PokeRaps debut