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- NOTE: the numbers are light ideas. I have written the idea behind the number next to them
- 5... (low) number of people interested in March madness for reasons other than a bracket contest
- 99... (high) percent of students who attended March 31st Gator Day events instead of staying in bed hungover
- 3.5... (doesn't matter) number of inches your truck must be lifted to raise your social status by 5 levels
- 1500... (very high) number of students who reported wishing room draw was more often
- 0... (low) number of cars damaged by Meadville's smooth streets this year
- 100... (high) percent of voting for Krampus as worst student publication on campus
- 5... (low) average number of alcohol poisoning cases per semester at Allegheny
- 3... (high) number of wins the football team gets for each of its sweet pink house ragers
- 48925... (a fuckton) number of feet of snow we got this winter
- 147... (high) number of times I thought "I wish there was more snow" this winter
- 0 K... (fucking cold) average temperature this past winter
- 15... (high) number of excuses freshman make up for a single late paper that they are late on or didn't do
- 1... (i.e. comp) number of excuses seniors make (they're comping leave them alone, gosh)
- 3849... (high) number of times seniors use "I'm comping" as an excuse for something that they really could have done
- 3... (low) average number of sober people in McKins after midnight on a weekend
- too much... mckins money left with a month to go in the semester
- not enough... mckins money left with a week to go the end of a semester or when you need it during finals
- 0... (low) reasons to ever visit the Mead Inn
- 15... open rooms for your parents at the safe, friendly Mead Inn when they visit!
- OR MAYBE WE COULD HAVE AN "AD" FOR THE MEAD INN? ADVERTISING A WIDE VARIETY OF CRACK DEALERS? OR A CRACK DEALER AD?
- 35... (high) number of people listening to music from bands you haven't heard of at GFC
- __... (just bc) number of items in this list
- 15... (high) number of couples who hooked up after both mentioning they were horny on yik yak
- 375... (high) number of times the internet cut out on me while trying to email this feature to
- 15... (high) average number of craft beer choices at an Allegheny party/average craft beer selection at an Allegheny party
- 87... (high) percent of students not involved in greek life that care about what fraternity/sorority you're in
- -5... (low) number of days it takes a sorority girl to love her big so much
- 15733... (high) number of jackets I had to wear to survive this winter as a Texan
- 5... (high lol) number of pounds of weed smoked at an Ultimate Frisbee party
- 0... (low) number of hours the post office is open when you need it
- 5... (high) number of stars Brooks food was rated by a recent food critic
- 0... (low) number of good reasons McKins gives me why they can't use steak instead of ground beef in a quesadilla
- 0... (low) amount of sense it makes that at McKins, there's bacon at the grill every day, but only at the pasta bar one day
- 0... (low) amount of sense it makes that you can get steak any day at the pasta bar at McKins, but only once a week at the cantina
- 378... (high) number of tries it takes to open a mail box on average
- 500... (high) number of people ready to start their comp senior year
- 0... (low) number of people who still don't have a room after room draw
- 9... (high) on a scale of 10, how happy I am when my roommate sexiles me on a Tuesday night
- 15... (high) pounds of tar in the average Theta Chi's lungs (or pounds of secondhand smoke/tar injested at a Theta Chi party)
- too damn... amount of early it is for this fucking (1:30?) math class
- 7... (a while ago) grade I feel like I'm in when I hear Sorority girls gossipping
- 10... (low) percentage of green plants in the ravine that aren't weed
- 0... (low) the number of times what I've done for homework has corresponded to what I've done in class this semester
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