Lalonde House Rules
Hello! And welcome to the DickHouse. The name is pretty deceiving but the House isn’t all about dicks! It is very, very, very NSFW though, so please, if you are not comfortable with NSFW than you may not want to be there.

Rule one: Please respect others inside of the chat! It’s no fun if you’re mean to others!

Rule two: No ship shaming. That just isn’t cool.

Rule three: Do not force your ship upon others!

Rule four: While canon characters are preferred, genderbends are also great. Both are allowed in the chat at the same time.

Rule five: Please to refrain from confusion and all that jazz, we ask for no doubles, thanks.


Rule six: Be sure to stop something if it makes others uncomfortable!

Rule seven: No tricksters. NO TRICKSTERS. N O  T R I C K S T E R S .

RULE SEVEN: DO NOT FUCK IN THE KITCHEN. I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU.
If you value your life, you will not touch the vacuum.