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- *Day 'why would you do that' in Equestria*
- >Wake up
- >Morning routine: shit, shower, shave, etc
- >Head downstairs to grab some breakfast before you start your day
- >Before that, though....
- >You head straight for the front door, anticipating a knock
- >Sure enough, you open the door just as a yellow hoof is about to hit it
- >You're getting good at this
- What do you want, Fluttershy?
- >She blushes, and holds up a poster
- >'A-are Magic Eye posters your fetish?'
- >You stare at the picture
- >staaaaaaare
- >Aaand, you've got it
- >You pause, making sure you're seeing it correctly
- >....
- Fluttershy, you don't know what's on this picture, do you?
- >She averts your gaze
- >'Well, no, but I was told it was sexy...'
- >You facepalm mentally
- Magic eyes are not my fetish
- >She looks down sadly
- But... the picture sure is sexy
- >She perks up
- >'Really? What is it?'
- >TrollfaceEngage
- I can't really explain it....
- But... go home and search for 'goatse' on the Ponynet
- >Bright eyed, she takes off for her house
- >You count to ten, then put your hand up to your ear
- >Faintly, yet clearly audible, you can hear the resulting shriek from Fluttershy's cottage
- Well, that made my day
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- http://goatse.info/contrib/magiceye.jpg
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