KICKSTARTA

Hello Skippers! In order to raise money to build --a golden phallus statue-- up the wiki, we've begun our very own Kickstarter ®!!! We hope to see contributions from every member, as we will need everyone to chip in to reach our goals!!! But, do not feel obligated. Any member unable to donate can help out too! Just follow this [[[scp-419-j| link]]] to find all the ways you can help!

__GOALS WE WILL BUILD FOR__

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All +100 SCP's will be rewritten by veteran author  %%title%%.
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Milli Vanilli will be brought in to write an Official SCP Theme Song

EA will be brought in to publish Containment Breach for the Wii U, Xbox 360 and PS4.

some other shit maybe I dunno

(COLORFUL GRAPHIC DISPLAYING HOW MUCH WE NEED/HOW MUCH HAS BEEN DONATED)

CURRENT GOALS

1$ A swift kick to the testes.

5$ One key, which can be used to unlock bonus content during the rollout

10$

100$

125$

1000$ [DATA EXPUNGED]

10,000$ New rewards tier: Burns' testicles. [2 of 2 remaining]

50,000$ We castrate Burns

100,001$ Stretch Goal: We fire Moose.

125,000$ New rewards tier: Burn's severed phallus. [1 or 2 remaining]

120K Stretch Goal: we put Burns' severed phallus in a box to make it stop running for presidency.

3.5M: The SCP Foundation will become real