[17:30:33] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: I'm sick and tired of listening to people talk about how great coc is
[17:30:43] kamen rider nirto: also, I was going to try to get 80 time machines before getting the probably-apocalypse-causing upgrade but I need three more and the cost for one right now is 5.8 trillion --
[17:30:56] kamen rider nirto: ...people talk about that?
[17:31:13] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: Oh god
[17:31:31] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: High School boys think it's the greatest thing since pussy and marijuana
[17:31:45] kamen rider nirto: I mean, I know people who've played it, but generally more for kicks than because it's a legitimately g-- oh ok I see
[17:31:50] kamen rider nirto: THAT kind of "how great it is"
[17:31:58] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: I can't go two hours without listening to someone talk about how great they are at playing with their coc
[17:32:18] Hunter  of the  Hunters: ...?
[17:32:34] * Hunter  of the  Hunters confused high school boy doesn't understand what's going on.
[17:32:43] kamen rider nirto: if you don't know what CoC is
[17:32:43] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: Clash of Clans son
[17:32:44] kamen rider nirto: please
[17:32:49] kamen rider nirto: oH
[17:32:52] kamen rider nirto: MY LORD
[17:32:53] kamen rider nirto: HAHAHA
[17:32:54] kamen rider nirto: OK...
[17:33:05] * kamen rider nirto SLIDES OFF TO PLAY COOKIE CLICKER NOW NOPE DON'T MIND ME
[17:33:10] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: WERE YOU THINKING OF SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT???
[17:33:12] kamen rider nirto: YES...
[17:33:18] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: WHAT?
[17:33:18] kamen rider nirto: THE /OTHER/ COC
[17:33:19] Hunter  of the  Hunters: ...
[17:33:20] kamen rider nirto: NOPE
[17:33:22] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: Oh
[17:33:24] Hunter  of the  Hunters: wait i'm
[17:33:25] Hunter  of the  Hunters: confused
[17:33:31] Hunter  of the  Hunters: neetro what do you mean
[17:33:36] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: WHAT IS THE OTHER CO--
[17:33:36] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: Oh.
[17:33:38] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: OH.
[17:33:42] kamen rider nirto: as your older sister I have an obligation not to tell you
[17:33:44] * Hunter  of the  Hunters ???
[17:33:50] * Hunter  of the  Hunters ??????????
[17:33:59] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: Nitro you're my mom you're supposed to educate me on this shit
[17:34:13] kamen rider nirto: I must shiELD YOU
[17:34:17] kamen rider nirto: OMEGAVERSE WAS BAD ENOUGH
[17:34:41] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: MOM YOU CAN'T PROTECT ME FOREVER BUt thank you for trying ;w;
[17:34:59] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: Also the zombies in When Good Ghouls go Bad is
[17:35:01] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: Perfect
[17:35:13] Hunter  of the  Hunters: i REALLY WANT TO KNOW NOW.
[17:35:19] kamen rider nirto: Are you sure
[17:35:36] Hunter  of the  Hunters: just tell me plz
[17:35:45] kamen rider nirto: Well
[17:36:39] kamen rider nirto: CoC is short for Corruption of Champions, and the euphemism of the acronym is intentional, I'm sure
[17:37:01] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: Corruption of--
[17:37:07] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: Oh.
[17:37:12] Hunter  of the  Hunters: ...
[17:37:19] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: OH>
[17:37:20] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: NO).
[17:37:23] Hunter  of the  Hunters: For some reason, I'm cringing when I hear this.
[17:37:26] kamen rider nirto: It's basically like a text-based...RPG type thing, I guess? I can't --
[17:37:27] Hunter  of the  Hunters: Why is this.
[17:37:27] kamen rider nirto: Yeah
[17:37:30] kamen rider nirto: I'mc ringing as I type it
[17:37:38] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: So thi--
[17:37:41] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: Mom I wasn't ready
[17:37:43] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: I was wrong
[17:37:44] kamen rider nirto: It basically panders to a bunch of weird fetishes along the way
[17:37:59] kamen rider nirto: Please don't make me go into detail about this
[17:38:02] Hunter  of the  Hunters: don't
[17:38:04] kamen rider nirto: I am too much of a prude for this
[17:38:11] Hunter  of the  Hunters: urban dictionary just explained it to me.
[17:38:15] kamen rider nirto: ok.
[17:38:24] kamen rider nirto: I tried to warn you. 8'[
[17:38:54] kamen rider nirto: ...just go back and reread what Malachai wrote, though, and imagine what I was thinking when I saw it and thought of /THAT/ CoC
[17:39:02] kamen rider nirto: because it was very hilarious
[17:39:31] Moonsider: nobody mention CoC ever again.
[17:39:48] kamen rider nirto: thus it is written, thus shall it be
[17:40:10] Moonsider: it's all furry stuff anyway.
[17:40:18] Hunter  of the  Hunters: ...Well.
[17:40:25] Hunter  of the  Hunters: That's honestly all I can say.
[17:40:28] Hunter  of the  Hunters: "Well."
[17:40:58] Hunter  of the  Hunters: I'll, uh, go back to trying to find translations for this Fate/Zero drama CD.
[17:41:04] * Hunter  of the  Hunters scuttles off
[17:41:13] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: I'm gonna go
[17:41:16] K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i: Cry for seven years
[17:41:47] * kamen rider nirto holds Malachai
[17:41:50] * kamen rider nirto shh you'll be ok
[17:43:11] * K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i weeps into Nitro's arm this is horse shat
[17:43:55] * kamen rider nirto I'm sure it does have that in there somewhere
[17:45:43] * K a m e n  R i d e r  M a m a c h a i laughcries