I didn't think it was possible for 4-FA to increase my sex drive higher than it already was. I thought I had set a record when I fantasized about fucking most women and some men in the office I worked at plus my boss who was in her mid-40s, overweight a la Meghan Trainor circa 2011, and married -- and that's without drugs.
Anyway, I've always been unable to be turned on by shit because it is, literally, shit. On some level I'm glad I don't passively have this sexual fetish because this would be a huge urge to satisfy with my existing sex drive, but I've always wondered what it must be like to be Karla and Latifa, the two actresses from 2girls1cup, who could look Karla's nega-gelato in its essence and tongue it like they're lovers reunited. Even at my horniest I'm mildly turned off by remnants of my own shit if this exceeds a size larger than a dab, so I can't imagine a whole cup worth.
My partner and I had made 4-FA days a staple for us, because it's like having sex for the first time again. Typically we'd have sex for a few continuous hours, then foreplay nude while conversing for another two, then repeat this cycle and nap and continue this theme until we've hit the 24-hour mark.
But as we got more relaxed on the drug, our boundaries melted more than they would have drunk or any other substance. This was especially true when we tried a rectal 4-FA solution.
And during that moment, brothers and sisters, I did it.
I really did it.
I reached a level of horniness where I asked my girlfriend to come in the shower with me and take a shit on my chest.
Anyway, she describes this moment as "the quickest 'no' to ever escape my lips" and I agree that it's somewhere between neutrino speed and rattata's Quick Attack.
But at that moment I didn't even care that she looked at me like "am I really going to have your children?" because I have never been so horny that I would not be utterly disgusted by the thought of asking her anyway. But in that moment 4-fluoroamphetamine had let me transcend to a higher plane; neither transverse, nor coronal, nor saggital, and only formalized in terms of Category Theory.
I was at peak lifetime horniness. I had soared to the heights of Korin Tower. I had gathered the amphetaballs and summoned 4-fluoroshenron.
He asked for my wish -- and my wish was granted.
A new life record, as he returns to his eternal slumber.
I had done it.
I had ascended.