Windows_95_sources

//Pseudo-code for Microsoft Windows 95
//---idea---TiM

//boot the system
init __boot;

//load stuff for keyboards, file system drivers, and Display
init __load_basic_drivers;

//prepare BoSD
init __prepare__ BLUE_SCREEN_OF_DEATH;

//enter event loop
while(!crashed)
{
    sleep(1300); //milisecs

    load_kernel_sevices();

    if(system_still_running)
    {
    try
    {
        kernel_load( all(system_programs) );

        kernel_unload( most_useful(system_programs) );

        if(!unloaded(last_kernel_instruction)) throw Exception;
    }
    catch(Errors)
    { fire(BLUE_SCREEN_OF_DEATH); }
    }

    kernel_load( Graphics );
    kernel_load( Windows_Explorer );

    kernel_init( set( cpu_execution_speed( random % 100 ) ) )

    bool legal = verify(Microsoft.Paid.isTrue());

    if(legal)
    {
    call( persuading_daemon(ask_for_more_money) )
    }
    else
    {
    kernel_unload(kernel, silently=true, gradually=yes);
    }

    if(system_is_ok)
    {
    attempt(crash);
    }

    if(system_survived_last_crash_attempt)
    {
    kernel_load( all(backdoors_and_memory_exploits) );

    init __set(BLUE_SCREEN_OF_DEATH, fire(in(2000, seconds)));
    }

    if(system.isIdle())
    {
    kernel_init( all( sleep(hardware) && sleep(software) ) );
    kernel_interrupt( DISABLE_ALL );

    set( kernel.neverWakeUp = true );
    }

    while(still_not_crashed)
    {
    do (NOTHING for random.minutes)
    wait_for_user_events();

    attempt(crash) && break;
    }

    if(is lucky)
    {
    kernel_programs_manager.set( FAIL );
    load( all(programs), haphazardly );
    }

    if(execution_reached_this_point)
    {
    kernel_init( kill_All_useful_programs );

    fire(BLUE_SCREEN_OF_DEATH);

    kernel_unload( kernel );
    }

    assert(system_is_DEAD);
}