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- >As you sit on the couch stroking your cock, a knock is heard on the door.
- >You stop petting Jimmy, your pet rooster, and go answer the door.
- >When you open it, a horrendous creature stands there.
- >"Daddy?"
- >This half human half pony freak is standing in front of you.
- >The upper half is human and the lower half is pony.
- "I think you have the wrong house."
- >When you try to shut the door, a yellow hoof blocks it.
- >The door opens again and Fluttershy is there with the monster.
- >"Ahem. Anon, let us in. We have to talk."
- "How about you explain yourself right here?"
- >She sighs.
- >"Fine. Remember that night at Pinkie's party a few years ago?"
- "It was a little hazy-"
- >"Exactly."
- >Your eyes go wide.
- >No...
- >No!
- >NOOOOOO!
- "YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT?! PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING?!"
- >She shakes her head.
- >You gulp.
- >Then look at the thing again.
- >A little bit of drool is coming from it's mouth.
- "U-Um... What's wrong with... Him?"
- >"Vivian is a girl. And I don't know, the doctors said that it was because of the cross species fornication."
- >The grotesque thing sips up the line of drool into her mouth well after it touches the ground, slurping in the beetle that her saliva picked up as well.
- >"Anyway, since you ARE the father, you have to watch her."
- "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST KILL THIS THING?!"
- >Fluttershy glares at you.
- >"SHE'S NOT A THING! And I need to do some errands and don't want her to be alone in the house again."
- >She looks down a little bit.
- >"Last time she was, I had to take her to the hospital to get her stomach pumped because she thought the dish soap was a new flavor of Kool-Aid..."
- >Holy shit.
- >...why do they make those colored anyway?
- >"Anyway, I'll be back later today. Oh and I'll send over Rainbow and Twilight to make sure she isn't dead by the time I get here."
- >And with that, she's gone.
- >Well fuck.
- >You stand in front of Vivian, a little shocked.
- "So um... Want to come inside?"
- >She nods.
- >But doesn't walk inside.
- "..."
- >Both of you just stand there.
- >"Can I come inside?"
- "Uhhh... Okay?"
- >"Thank you!"
- >She walks past you into the house.
- >Of course she goes straight for Jimmy.
- >"It's a doggy!"
- "No that's not a-"
- >He pecks at her fingers when she tries to pat his head.
- >She turns to you with a scared expression on her face.
- >Then her eyes close.
- >Oh no.
- >HERE IT COMES!
- >She throws her head back and lets out a loud wail.
- "DAMN IT JIMMY! GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
- >Jimmy screeches like the cock he is and hops up each stair in anger.
- >Fucking kids.
- "Hey hey um... Vivian was it? Come here."
- >She runs over to you, her pony legs clopping against the hardwood floor on each step.
- >Then she wraps her arms around you.
- >"That w-was scary... He hurted me."
- "You mean he hurt you."
- >"Yeah. He hurterted me."
- >You grab her hand and show it to her.
- "Look, you're fine! You've still got all your fingers!"
- >"O-Okay... What's for lunch?"
- >Well that was quick.
- "Um... What do you want?"
- >"I asked mommy that. She said child support. What's child support daddy?"
- "It's a terrible thing that will make it so daddy doesn't have a house anymore."
- >She looks at you confused.
- >"Why would mommy want that?"
- >You shrug instead of calling Flutters a crazy bitch.
- >Just then a knock is heard on the door.
- "Come in!"
- >It opens.
- >Rainbow and Twilight walk in.
- >Twilight smiles upon seeing Vivian and comes over to talk.
- >Rainbow, however, is keeping her distance.
- >She might not like the fact that Flutters cheated on her with you.
- >You ARE the alien of this place.
- >And you sure as hell wouldn't cheat on a girlfriend if an alien tempted you.
- >Well... IF you ever had a girlfriend.
- >Or if the alien was like smokin' hot or something.
- >With giant alien titties.
- >Seven of them.
- >"Anon?"
- >You snap out of your day dream when Twilight calls.
- >"Hello?"
- "Yo, what's up?"
- >"Can you help me make lunch for Vivian and us?"
- "Sure I guess."
- >You follow her into the kitchen, leaving Vivian with Rainbow.
- >As soon as you're around the corner, Twilight pins you to the fridge.
- >"Look here, Anon. This is your daughter and I don't want you to treat her like anything less."
- "Does that really matter? Can't I just treat her like a normal person? Even though she's totally not-"
- >Twilight smacks you across the face with a hoof.
- "The fuck Twi?!"
- >"I'm not sure you heard me. I SAID don't treat her like anything less. Understand?"
- "Fine..."
- >She rolls her eyes.
- >"Go back out there and be her daddy. Even if it's only for one day."
- >Blah blah blah, fucking Twilight and her mouth.
- >You go out there and see Rainbow sitting on the couch reading a magazine while Vivian is hanging by her tail on the ceiling fan just giggling to herself as she spins around.
- "RAINBOW WHAT THE FUCK?!"
- >She shrugs as you go get Vivian down from there.
- >When you set her back on the ground, you look at Rainbow.
- "What the hell is your problem?!"
- >She stands up and walks over to you.
- >She motions for you to lean down.
- >You do.
- >She whispers, "Look, I know you don't like this thing any more than I do. Why don't we just... Get rid of it?"
- "But Flutters said-"
- >"We can make it look like an accident."
- >You think for a few seconds.
- >Then nod.
- "Alright..."
- >This might be fucked up...
- >But she's practically suffering anyway.
- >You look at her.
- >She's gnawing at the couch.
- >Right then.
- >Turn back to Rainbow.
- "How we gonna go about doing this?"
- >"A long fall... Maybe drowning."
- "That's kinda dark."
- >"WELL MURDER ISN'T EXACTLY A LIGHT THING, ANON."
- >"What's this about murder?"
- >Both of you turn to Twilight.
- >She's giving you the same look she was when she smacked you.
- >FUCK.
- >THINK.
- "Um, we were talking about crows! A murder of crows!"
- >She narrows her eyelids.
- >"Alright... Well lunch is ready!"
- >Vivian comes running over, trips over her own hoof, and faceplants into a pile of shit.
- >Twilight cries out, "Oh no!"
- >She goes to pick her up.
- >Rainbow walks past.
- >Wait a second...
- "WHY IS THERE SHIT ON THE FLOOR?!"
- >Twilight turns to you while levitating Vivian, "You don't even care if your own daughter is hurt?!"
- "THERE WAS SHIT ON MY FLOOR! SOMETHING SHAT ON MY FUCKING FLOOR!"
- >Twilight huffs and then turns to walk away.
- >When she does, you see Vivian's butt is covered in shit.
- >Oh no.
- >THAT COULD HAVE GOTTEN EVERYWHERE!
- >You turn around.
- >There's some next to the couch, a little bit on the couch, a huge pile on the carpet, and a streak that leads to where she faceplanted.
- >How the fuck didn't you notice this before?!
- >Oh right.
- >Murder.
- >You groan and go into the kitchen to grab the cleaning supplies.
- >...
- >Once the living room is a shit free zone once again, you go into the dining room.
- >Rainbow sits on one end of the table and Twilight sits next to Vivian, helping her eat her food.
- >A plate of sandwiches is there on the table.
- >Fuck yeah.
- >You sit down and grab one.
- >As soon as you're about to bite down, Vivian screams.
- >You look at her.
- >She is staring at your sandwich.
- >Then you notice she has three of them in front of her.
- "Eat the ones in front of you Vivian."
- >You bring it to your mouth again.
- >Vivian lets out an extremely loud screech.
- >"Anon just give her the sandwich!"
- "No!"
- >You glare at Vivian.
- "Be quiet!"
- >She cries louder.
- >"Anon, give it to her!"
- >Rainbow eats a sandwich in complete silence.
- >Vivian cries even louder.
- >Twilight screams for you to give Vivian your sandwich.
- >You finally snap.
- "VIVIAN! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR OWN DAMN SANDWICHES! THIS IS DADDY'S SANDWICH YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
- >Then as all three of them stare at you in shock and a little bit of fear, you take a bite of the sandwich.
- >A terrible taste enters your mouth.
- >When you look down you see...
- >Flowers.
- >Oh God fucking damn it.
- >Good thing Vivian stopped crying though.
- >She now eats her sandwich, occasionally looking up at you in fear that you'll yell again.
- >Twilight sighs, "Are you happy? You've gone and scared her! And for what? Some sandwich you don't even like?!"
- >"I was TRYING to tell you that YOUR sandwiches were in the kitchen! But noooo, you had to be Mr. Big Bad Anon and scream at a child."
- "What do you want me to do then?!"
- >"Apologize to Vivian."
- "...what."
- >"You heard me."
- "I'm not apologizing to her, she was the greedy one here. If anything she should apologize to me."
- >Twilight furrows her brow.
- >"I said... Apologize."
- "No."
- >"Apologize NOW."
- "Nope."
- >She charges her horn up and aims at you.
- >"APOLOGIZE TO YOUR DAUGHTER THIS INSTANT!"
- "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! I'm sorry Vivian."
- >Twilight adds, "Sorry for what?"
- "Ugh... I'm sorry for yelling at you Vivian."
- >Twilight smiles and stops charging her horn.
- >"That's better. Now give her a hug."
- >Vivian puts her arms up toward you when Twilight says that.
- >You shake your head and get up to leave.
- >A blast of magic is fired at your ass, burning it worse than taco night at Pinkie's place.
- "AGH SHIT! ALRIGHT!"
- >You run over to Vivian and hug her.
- >She giggles as she is in your embrace.
- >Awww... She's actually not that-
- >A gurgle sound is heard and then something warm runs down your chest.
- >You let go and see vomit on your shirt.
- "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?!"
- >You run out and up the stairs into your room.
- >Then strip down and enter the shower.
- >Fucking stupid kids.
- >Ruining everything.
- >Who would even want kids?
- >You finish up your shower and head out.
- >Nod to Jimmy as you get dressed.
- >Then go back downstairs.
- >Twilight is sitting on the couch with Vivian and Rainbow.
- >Rainbow nods to you.
- >"Hey Twilight, want to take Vivian to the lake?"
- >"I'm not sure she can sw-"
- "Well that's alright! We can teach her!"
- >Twilight looks at you.
- >Then to Rainbow.
- >"Oh alright."
- >Vivian gets up off the couch and walks over to you.
- >She holds her hands up to you, "Up?"
- >You are about to say no when Twilight makes a cough noise.
- "Oh alright."
- >Bend down and scoop her up in your arms.
- >Vivian giggles in your arms.
- >You follow after Rainbow as she leaves the house.
- >Twilight shuts the door behind her.
- >You look at Vivian.
- "If you shit on me, I'll end you."
- >She laughs and hugs your neck.
- >"Daddy funny!"
- >She nuzzles her head on your neck.
- >Twilight smiles.
- >Fuck this is kinda cute.
- >Hopefully she doesn't vomit, piss, or shit herself.
- >You make it to the lake without any accidents.
- >Pull your head away from Vivian to see that she's actually sleeping.
- >"Aww... How cute."
- "Shut up Twilight."
- >You nudge Vivian a little bit.
- "Vivian. It's time to wake up. We're at the lake now."
- >She opens her eyes slowly.
- >Then they go wide.
- >"Lake! Lake! Yay!"
- >You put her down on the beach and she breaks off to an awkward sprint down to the water.
- >Twilight smiles, "Aww, look at her go!"
- >Vivian hits the water and keeps going in.
- >Then her head submerges.
- >Tiny bubbles come up to the surface.
- >Rainbow smirks, "Aww, look at her drown."
- >You try not to smile as Twilight runs down there to save Vivian from drowning in two feet of water.
- >Then you approach as well to make it seem like you actually care about her.
- >Twilight comes out of the water levitating Vivian with her.
- "So she can't swim then?"
- >"OF COURSE NOT! SHE'S ONLY A YEAR AND A HALF OLD!"
- >Huh.
- >Didn't even know that.
- >Rainbow goes into the water, "Come on in you guys, the water is great."
- >"VIVIAN CAN'T SWIM!"
- >"Make her some floats Twi. You've got the magic."
- >Twilight puts a hoof to her chin.
- >...
- >Vivian is now in the middle of the lake with two pink magical auras on her arms which somehow keep her floating.
- >Twilight is swimming with her just in case the spell fails, and Rainbow is floating on her back.
- >Well...
- >If there's any time to try to stage Vivian's death, this would be it.
- >You dive into the water and swim down to the bottom of the lake.
- >Scan the area to see if you're being watched.
- >Sweet, you aren't.
- >Then you grab a decent sized rock and swim up with it.
- >Emerge from the water and take a breath.
- >Alright, now how to do this?
- >You swim close to Vivian and Twilight with the rock under one arm.
- "Hey Vivian!"
- >She turns to you.
- >"Daddy!"
- "Come and swim to daddy!"
- >"Daddy! Daddy I'm swimming!"
- >Twilight watches with a smile on her face.
- >She makes it to you, "I did it daddy!"
- "Good job! Now hold this for me."
- >You bring the rock up to her hands and she grabs it.
- >Then you let go and she sinks down into the water.
- >"ANON!"
- >Twilight dives down underwater and blasts the rock with a beam of magic.
- >Vivian floats back up to you and then starts coughing out water.
- >Twilight emerges as well and glares at you.
- >Rainbow floats by, "She almost drowned!"
- >She looks disappointed.
- >Twilight isn't paying attention to her as she takes Vivian to the shore.
- >You and Rainbow follow behind her.
- >When on the shore, Vivian has just finished coughing up water.
- >Twilight turns to you, "She could have died!"
- "I know. That's why I did it. The world is a shitty place. I can't even imagine how much college would cost."
- >Rainbow picks up a rock and holds it above Vivian's head.
- >"Anon is right. Viv, I'm so sorry."
- >She swings the rock down.
- >Twilight stops the rock from crushing Vivian's skull.
- >"No pony is going to college!"
- >She throws the rock into the water.
- >"When Vivian is older, she learn how to live in this world. And that certainly won't happen if you KILL HER!"
- >Darn.
- >What else could you do to get rid of her?
- "Who wants to go to the Zoo?!"
- >"Anon! Stop changing the subje-"
- >Vivian jumps up and runs over to you.
- >"I wanna Zoo! Up!"
- >You pick her up.
- "Look Twilight. She wants to go to the Zoo."
- >Twilight grinds her teeth.
- "You don't want to upset her do you?"
- >She rolls her eyes and then sets off for town.
- >"Come on then."
- >"YAAAY! ZOO!"
- >Putting on your best fake smile, you head off with Twilight and Rainbow.
- >As you walk, you decide to make Vivian get even more excited.
- "So you want to go to the Zoo right?"
- >"Yes! I like Zoo! Zoo I do like!"
- "That's good! We're gonna go see all those dangerous animals that could probably kill anything within a matter of seconds!"
- >You wink at Rainbow.
- >She winks back.
- >Twilight turns to you as she walks.
- >"I don't think that's something little Vivian needs to hear at her age."
- >A light snore is heard."
- >All of you look to see that Vivian is asleep in your arms again.
- >She's kinda cute like tha-
- >Her tail lifts and you feel her cheeks flex.
- >*PPTPTBLLLBTHTTHPTLTH*
- "I THINK IT'S TWILIGHT'S TURN TO HOLD VIVIAN."
- >Twilight looks back when her name is called to see you throw Vivian at her.
- >She catches her with magic and then glares at you.
- >"What is your problem?"
- "I don't know what you're talking about."
- >She huffs and then places Vivian on her back.
- >You arrive at the Zoo.
- >It's pretty cool how most of the stuff in this town is free.
- >Unlike back home.
- >Fucking Earth.
- >Vivian jolts awake when a lion roars.
- >"AAAAAHHHH-Oh hey issa kitty!"
- "Do you want to go see the kitty?"
- >She nods.
- >The three of you walk over to the lion pit.
- >Then you set Vivian down on the ground so she can look over the railing.
- >Twilight taps Rainbow on the side.
- >She has an uncomfortable look on her face.
- >"I have to use the restroom. Please make sure nothing happens to Vivian."
- >"You have my word, Twi."
- >She nods and then rushes off to the bathroom.
- >You uncross your fingers.
- "Hey Rainbow, do you think Vivian would like the bears or the lions more?"
- >She puts a hoof on her chin.
- >"Hmmm... I think the bears."
- "Hey Viv, want to go see the bears?"
- >"Bears bears! I wanna see the bears!"
- >You pick her up.
- "Easy easy! We're going to see the bears."
- >Rainbow walks over to the bear pit and then waves a hoof for you to come over as well.
- >When you do, you look over the edge.
- >About a six foot drop.
- >Maybe that would do the job.
- >Either that, or the five bears down there.
- >Rainbow looks at you.
- >"Ready?"
- >You quickly look around.
- >None of the other ponies have taken interest.
- "Ready."
- >You lift Vivian over the edge of the railing.
- >"Daddy?"
- >And drop her.
- >In your stupidity, you didn't hold her out far enough.
- >So her back leg hits the edge of the railing, sending her spinning.
- >She flips forward in the air.
- >Her head smacks against the ground.
- >She is completely motionless.
- >...well it's done.
- >Rainbow looks down into the pit and then back up at you.
- >You both stare at each other for a few seconds, unsure if what you have just done has really been done.
- >The sound of a bear growling is heard.
- >Breaking the stare with Rainbow, you look into the pit.
- >A bear is approaching Vivian while licking it's lips.
- >You don't want to have a kid.
- >This is what you wanted.
- >Isn't it?
- >Then why do you feel so awful about this?
- >...this isn't right.
- >Even if she's stupid, annoying, disgusting, and a freak, she's still your daughter!
- >Without a thought, you vault over the railing.
- >"ANON NO!"
- >You land on your feet in front of the bear.
- >Then you rush over and pick up Vivian.
- >There's a cut on her head.
- >Fuck.
- >What if this is serious?
- >The roar of two bears breaks your attention from Vivian.
- >Two of the bears are slowly walking toward you.
- "Nice bears... Niiiice bears..."
- >One of them tries to slash at you.
- >It barely catches you and cuts along your abs.
- >Your blood immediately begins to make stains in your shirt.
- "I THOUGHT THIS WAS A KID'S SHOW! THE FUCK HASBRO?!"
- >The bears back you into the corner.
- "RAINBOW! HELP ME!"
- >You look up and see her frozen in fear.
- "YOU STUPID CUNT, COME HELP!"
- >A bear paw cracks you in the side of the head.
- >The world goes dark.
- >...
- >You awake to a constant beep.
- >Oh shit.
- >A hospital room.
- >"Don't you move now. You're on bed rest for the next few weeks because of your injuries."
- >You see Nurse Redheart standing at the foot of your bed.
- "Alright... Is Vivian okay?"
- >"Why don't you ask her yourself?"
- >She opens the door and Vivian runs in.
- >"DADDY!"
- >She rushes over to you and hugs you.
- "Ow..."
- >She stops.
- >"Sorry."
- >Fluttershy comes walking through the door.
- >Behind her is a guilty looking Rainbow and an angry Twilight.
- >Fluttershy walks up to you, "I gave you one job Anon... Just watch our kid."
- >She sighs.
- >"And what happens? I have to come and save you both from getting eaten by bears!"
- >She furrows her brow.
- >"You're the worst father ever."
- >She turns around and heads for the door, "Come on Vivian."
- >But Viv doesn't move.
- >She stays right by your side.
- >Fluttershy turns around and glares at her.
- >"Vivian. Come here now. We're leaving."
- >"I wanna say goodbye to daddy."
- >She turns to you.
- >And kisses your forehead.
- >"Bye daddy."
- "Bye."
- >Vivian gets on Fluttershy's back.
- >As she walks out, Vivian waves to you.
- >...maybe kids aren't so bad.
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