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- >Rainbow Dash slides up next to you and Flutters
- >Oh
- >Rainbow Dash was singing too
- >You got her confused with a bluebird
- >To be fair she did use birdbaths a lot. And she was an asshole, so two points for bird over pony
- >"It's always cool how you can get animals to sing with you! You gotta teach me that one day!"
- >Oh sure, just teach an entire special talent in one day. That'll work. Good thinking
- >'You're very grumpy today.' Fluttershy chided in the back of his head 'Grumpykins!'
- >Oh god
- >She's turning the tables. The lazy susan of fate has turned.
- >She's feeding on your grumpocity. Like a vampire
- >Wait a fucking second.
- >You peer deeply into the deepest abyss of her mind
- >'U-uh, Anon? What are you looking for?'
- 'You're still a vampire, I FUCKING KNEW IT.'
- >You don't find any signs of vampirism
- >'I'm not a vampire...' She says as a wave of embarassment passes over
- 'Wow. They really just dropped that?'
- >'I don't know who you mean by they...'
- >Ah well. At least you got her to stop nagging you. You turn your attention to the outside world
- >Rainbow has been talking to you this entire time. At least you didn't miss anything
- >Fluttershy nodded. "I know what you mean. Sometimes I miss Cloudsdale too, but I like it here."
- >Shit, she is a good listener.
- >You must break her.
- >You let grump consume you.
- >You were born griping.
- >Molded by it.
- >You didn't see ponies until you were already a man.
- >And it was nothing to you but diabetes.
- >This house smells bad.
- >Your hooves hurt.
- >You're hungry after seeing all the salad and cupcakes
- >You hate salads
- >You play "crawling in my skin" in the background throughout the entire ordeal
- >Fluttershy eventually bites her cheek, getting your attention
- >Oh she doesn't want to be distracted from her friends and be rude. Adorable
- >Your cheek hurts. This sucks.
- >"E-excuse me rainbow, Anon is talking to me." Fluttershy says apologetically
- >
- >empty your mind
- >become one with the rainbow
- >
- >'Why are you doing this?' Fluttershy asks, desperate for an answer
- 'I'm the reason we can't have nice things. It's my ambition.'
- >"What does that even mean?" She says out loud, attracting the attention of a ferret
- 'I'm BORED! I don't know anyone here except Rainbow and you!'
- >'Well, after the party we can try and find something for you to do.'
- >Fine, MOM.
- 'Fine.'
- >'You're not stopping.'
- 'I can't get this fucking song out of my head now.'
- >Eventually the party ends, and Angel runs off with his friends. He has friends? Huh.
- >I guess everyone does. Except you. Your mom always said you were special
- >Rainbow and you step outside, and she takes to the air.
- >"Sorry 'Shy, but I do kinda have a job. I think you'll be safe, though! If you ever need me, shout!"
- >You smile and wave
- "See ya, Dash!"
- >"B-bye, Rainbow Dash!" Fluttershy follows after. Rainbow smiles and blasts off
- >What a nice young boy.
- >"I'm proud you were able to say goodbye like a normal pony, Anon."
- >She's good. Too good.
- "Yeah fuck you too."
- >You remember when you said you had to be subtle with your insults. Shit.
- >You also remember when you said you weren't going to be an asshole to Fluttershy. Dubs shit
- >She quickly glances around, seeing no one. 'A-ahem, maybe we both got carried away.'
- 'Yeah, I'll conceed to that. So Flaps, whot we gonna do?'
- >'I don't know, what do you want to do?'
- >You didn't expect her to actually say that. You should have.
- 'I'm hungry. Which means you're hungry. Which means I need to shove food in your face.'
- >Fluttershy appears puzzled, and begins walking to town.
- 'What I'm saying is I'm going to be stealing food from your mouth.'
- >'I don't think it's stealing when we both benefit from it.'
- >That's some shady reasoning. You could get away with a lot like that
- >You decide to walk there yourself. You immedietly trip on your own hoof and fall over.
- >You probably should have told Fluttershy you were going to take over
- "God damnit, the one time you don't read my mind."
- >"W-well you should have told me!" She retorts shakily, standing up
- >It's time to walk. You can do this. You got this.
- >You don't got this.
- >But, like a monkey with a typewriter, eventually you make it to town
- >'C-could you please stop walking when other ponies can see?'
- >Alright, it's time to fly
- >"N-no!" She stops, and her wings cling to her sides
- 'Fine, fine. Let's go get chinese.'
- >She relaxes and starts moving. 'What's that?'
- 'Shoot. Alright, let's get mexi--Fuck.'
- >You sigh.
- 'Let's just get a hamburger.'
- >She stops. 'H-ham?'
- >You hate your life.
- 'Let's get a fucking salad.'
- >It doesn't take long before you stop at a cafe
- >Playing QWOP real-life edition made you hungrier than you felt comfortable
- 'I want the biggest salad.'
- >'I don't know which one that i--'
- >A waiter walks up to you and opens his mouth
- "Hey lacky, I want the biggest salad you have with a side of fries and cola."
- >You clap your hooves together twice, as if to say "chop chop"
- >He seems disheveled, but closes his mouth, nods, and walks to the next table
- >Fluttershy is mortified. A run on sentence of jumbled up apologetic words enters your head
- 'Told you I got this.'
- >'You're not the one they'll think was mean to them!'
- 'Hey I just realized, to they have cola here?'
- >'What--No, don't get sidetracked! Please, you have to act more responsibly!
- >You have a responsibility to your stomach, woman.
- >Either way, you nod.
- 'Sure thing.'
- >Soon, it arrives with a glass of soda
- >A plate nearly as large as your head, full of various fruits and vegitables.
- >And a side of fries, of course!
- >"T-thank you!" Fluttershy adds, and the waiter graciously nods, as if he forgot the conversation
- 'Seee, you just gotta relax. He's fine.'
- >You pick up a fork and stick it in to the salad, raising it to your mouth
- >You pause with your mouth open, staring blankly at the plant matter in front of your head
- >'I-is everything okay?'
- 'Fluttershy don't look now, but I'm fucking magic.'
- >'What?'
- >You're holding the fork.
- >No, you don't know how.
- >You shovel the food in your mouth before it can Wile E Coyote out of your grasp
- >But it stays there, as if magnetically attatched to the bottom of your hoof
- >You experimentally try relaxing, and it falls to the table.
- >'I-...is this not how you do it?' Fluttershy questions. You have no answer
- >You don't even have questions anymore
- >Because salad is fucking delicious holy shit.
- >You probably should have tried it before you decided you hated it, but that's the past now
- >You quickly fill your face, barely bothering to chew
- >Fluttershy tries desperately to break your hold over her, but the power of hunger prevails
- >Eventually, gaining more than a few onlookers, you've finished the salad
- >The fries are already in your mouth. You didn't remember picking them up.
- >You look to the sides for just a moment, confirming that an angel did not assist in fry eating
- >All clear. Eating fries is a go
- >You roll them around in your mouth, getting a better sense of the taste
- >Damn, that's salty. Mm.
- >While distracted, Fluttershy regains control of her arms and plasters them down, blushing
- 'Aww come on, I'm not done yet!'
- >'You're making a scene!' She shivers, trying to avoid eye contact with anyone else in the cafe
- >You can sense she feels a great deal of shame, and you swallow the fry
- 'Relax, Flutters. It's not a bad thing to eat.'
- >She screws her eyes shut. 'You don't understand! This isn't how I act!'
- >The shame starts to flow over to your half of the thought-room, and you fold your ears
- 'H-hey, calm down. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to embarass you.'
- >She's silent, and finally opens her eyes, still casting them to the ground next to her
- >You feel like a bit of an asshole
- >And for some reason that upsets you
- 'Look, I know I've been a bit of a burden. It's just been a long time since I've had a body.'
- '...Let alone someone to talk to.'
- >You're not sure if you meant to say that last bit
- >She puts one arm over the other and rubs it, as if to sooth herself. Or you.
- >'I understand, Anon. I can't imagine what it must be like to be in your position.'
- >She casts a look around, and the 'audience' has gone back to not paying attention
- >You hug the arm closer
- >You feel like a weird homeless person
- '...I'm still kinda hungry.'
- >Fluttershy smiles. 'Go for it. Just don't go overboard!'
- >You place another fry in your mouth. It's good to be alive.
- >'They are pretty tasty.' Fluttershy agrees. 'I don't eat them often though, to keep my figure'
- >Pfff, you expected Rarity to say that. Then again, they do spend a lot of time together
- >You cast a gaze down to your body, a sufficient enough amount of poofy chest fur covering it
- >Fluttershy immedietly snaps your head up and goes quiet again.
- >If you wanted to, you could probably read her mind.
- >...Nahh, girl's gotta have some secrets.
- >Eventually, you wash it all down with the drink, and pay.
- 'So, Flaps. What we gonna do?'
- >She tilts her head. 'Well, I did plan to go to the spa with Rarity. Before the uh...problem.'
- >You subtly enjoyed being referred to as a problem
- >You then comprehend the words "go to" and "spa"
- >The world's biggest nope starts to escape from your mouth, and then is quickly pushed back in
- >'Pleeease, Anon? I promised! I wouldn't want to disappoint Rarity!'
- >Getting covered in mud isn't promising, and you've already had plants all over your face. Nah mate.
- >'There's also the bath and the sauna!'
- >Sweating is the worst. A bath sounds nice though. And she did kind of let you go insane over food
- 'Fine, but don't drag out the sauna bit.'
- >She gives a giddy prance in place, and you suddenly feel a deep need for medical attention
- >You're sure you got diabetes. There's no other possible outcome.
- >Fluttershy heads to the boutique while you keep the pink rainbows from bursting out your orafices
- >As you arrive, the door is already open and Sweetie Belle runs out
- >"Hi Fluttershy!"
- "You're a singer."
- >You barely keep yourself from adding "You stupid bitch" on the end, and keep walking
- >"H-have a nice day!" Fluttershy calls back. Sweetie Belle shrugged and kept on her way
- >Once you enter the front room, Rarity calls from the back. "Oh, hold on just a moment!"
- >She appears from a doorway and smiles. "Fluttershy, darling! I'm glad to see you're doing okay!"
- >Fluttershy nods. "I've been worse."
- >Ow.
- >The table is currently flipping in the air, unsure of which way to turn
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