==1==

>TETRIS:
Where's the long one, damnit?
Inception of casual vidya
Deserves its own console
Office record holders
The most famous 10/10 game in the world (Legit 10/10 GOTYAY)

>Blitzkrieg 1-2
Yep, that's tank / Awesome tanks
Map editor
Very pretty 2D
Unbalanced
Historical accuracy

>Lohotronshik (Faggot McGoo): Crazy Loto
Piton a Dumbass
CLAY
Clever one liners
National colors/heart
Too many minigames

>Disciples 3: Rennaisance
Graphics and style of the game aren't too bad
Changed the combat system
Human rerelease (I guess they're talking about Gold edition, so it's closes to Humane or Based)
Forgot to make the game itself

>Moonshine Runners
Made by KranX
Acid trip
They don't make 'em like they used to
Turn-based racing gamemode included
Tracks are actually small planets

>Remember Tomorrow
Brilliant tech tree
Excellent ship builder
S P A C E  A E S T H E T I C S
Raw/Damp/unpolished

>King's Bounty: The Legend
Replayability
She puts the children in the basket! **inventory**
Strangely polished
Wide range of applicable tactics
Shitload of references
Epic bosses / boss fights

>1953: KGB Unleashed (Phobos 1953)
Soviet bunker
Gubrmint experiments
David Lynch approved
The philosophy of fear
Kinda short

>Besieger
Chimerrians
Retarded pathfinding
Conan
Airdroppan' blimps
Ballistics
Barmalei (I think it's a road bandit from one of the folk fairy tales, but I can't remember which one or what an english equivalent would be)

>Brigade E5: New Jagged Union
Russian devs love JA2 (loveletter to JA2 from rudevs)
ARGH! BUGS! GET EM OFF GET EM OFF GET THEM OHOHOOOOOFFFF!!!
Gee, how come our moms let us all have two Kalashnikovs?
Smart pause mechanics is smarter than the enemy


==2==

>Heroes of Might and Magic V
Garish Fantasy style
Old/outdated mechanics
Dem gwaphix
Unbalanced
Unintuitive/Questionable design

>Pathologic
Music and sound design
Setting
Dialogues
Unsurpassed narrative

>World of Tanks
RNGesus
PLS DONATE
Squad tactics in clan wars
Itsy bitsy tanks (refers to Battle City on NES, a beloved game in Russia)
Unfinished/unpolished
Damage autism (angle of tank's armor is taken into account when calculating damage)

>Eador: The Genesis
Has the atmosphere of early HoMM games
Has a lot of heart
Massive indie project
No animations

>Night Watch
Uses Silent Storm's castrated engine
Shitty jokes of an infamous writer Kaganov
Samey
Casual
Rooskie JRPG / RJRPG [Made in Russia]

>Soldiers: Heroes of World War II (Behind Enemy Lines) [RTT]
Spectacle-filled
Variety
Muh realism
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL (like Dungeon Keeper, I assume)
Great multiplayer
PHYSAKS
HARDCORE
Modular damage system

>Alien Shooter 1-2
LODS 'E GORE!
Co-op
Magmacannon
Sidequell has zombs instead of aliums
Side effects may include: lowered IQ after prolonged play sessions

Perimeter
Made by KranX
Remains of human civilization vs. the collective unconcious (hivemind?)
Terramorphing!
Lem approved
Reading backstory.txt is more interesting than trying to keep up with the narrative

>You are Empty
Post-apocallyptic soviet russia
Realised potential: ~20%
Decent level design

>G1deon
Zupin's review is more interesting than the freaking game
Single save slot + couple of game breaking bugs = AAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH
Unconvincing / non-realistic
Very short
Very very specific visual style execution
The city of rain...
Great soundtrack tho

==3==

>Adrenalin: Extreme Show
A LOT of game modes
Woman drivers (THE HORROR)
Burnout with tits
Glamour
**Translator's note: looked up gameplay on YT: looks like controls are loose and cars weigh about 50 pounds**

>Hard Truck 2: King of the Road
Russian roads (are shit)
Field? Nah m8, that's a shortcut
Best game in it's genre
Infrastructure
Explensive hauls / Precious cargo
Soundtrack by ARIA, soviet/russian heavy metal bad with a great song writer (Russian Iron Maiden)

>The game of my Dream (beta)
Turn based
Totally not Terraria
Living rock
Demons
Get to explode deep, dark and moist caves

>Cossacks: European Wars
~~zerg~~ Cossack-rush from the get-go
Form a line
More than 25,000 soldiers on the screen at a time
Burn houses
Sequel isn't the best
Historical campaign

>Demiurgi 1-2 (Etherlords)
MtG+HoMM
Creature and card design
Style
Good luck running this on a modern system

>Venom:Codename Outbreak
STALKER's older brother
HUEG non-linear level design
Hardcore
Only one weapon thoughout the entire game

>Space Rangers 1-2
Variety
Tech jokes (programmers' injokes)
Text quests
Mahpella boss
Mollocs

>The Adventures of Parfentii the Cat
Heart
Russian village
Cell-shading
Classic Russian literature
Filth
Temptation to ruin somebody's day

>Corsair series
The romanticism of a pirate's life
Breathtaking sea
4 storylines
Loads of bugs
The third game is pants-on-head retarded
Dead Man's Chest
Politics
"Mods'll fix it"

>Петрович и все-все-все (Petrovich and Co.)
Immerse yourself in the wonderful world of Andrey Beljo (no idea who that is)
Minimalism
A unique sense of humor
Parodies the genre while also embracing its conventions

==4==

>Silent Storm
Fully destructable environment
Spiritual sequel to JA
Fully voiced characters
Level generation
Panzerkleins

>Hard Truck: Apocalypse (Ex Machina)
Atmosphere
Post-apoc.
Truck caravans
Trucks WITH GUNS
Retarded mobs
No fast travel
Boring quests

Password: Paradise (Paradise Cracked)
FIGHT THE SYSTEM
Your paradise is just a dream
Bitching soundtrack
Tedious turn-based combat
Acidic interface (I guess he's referring to the HUD colors)
CYBERPUNK
Laika a cute

>Talisman
Slav fantasy/10
Dodgy balance
Runs like shit / Framedrops
Physics and destructable EVERYTHING
HYITA means cock smelling hot garbage
Missed opportunity / wasted potential

>Desert Law (Coyote)
What happens in the Desert, stays in the Desert
Diesel
Uses Blitzkrieg's engine
Invading cuban army
Comics
Mad Max A E S T H E T I C S
Wide range of driveable vehicles

>Black Oasis (Midnight Nowhere)
In a dark dark room, in a dark dark morgue, lies in wait...
==A PSYCHO!==
Edgy
Can't see shit, cap'n
Incredible futuristic atmosphere
Commercials
Chop the finger off a corpse
Last third of the game was designed out of pure 100% shit

>Warface
Jolly cooperation
PLS DONATE
Grrrrrrrrrrrraphics
Sliding
Balance? That's for poor people!

>Collapse
STALKER+HL2=This game's design
Kiev ruins
Main character is stolen from Stargate
Music by Newtone
Gets old quickly

>Collosal: Revenge (Arcade game)
Difficult
Unique visual style
Music
Dynamic gameplay
Climactic zones
Tank customization

>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Get out of here!
Campfires
I'ff ben wating fo SEX YEARS!
"Mods'll fix it"
Brand recognition
Horrible dialogues
Anomalies

==5==

>Evil Islands: Curse of the Lost Soul
Weird fuckin slav fantasy
Doesn't let you choose a reply during dialogues
Timeless graphics (gfx haven't gone rotten yet, still looks good)
Hard motherfucker

>Skye: Birth of a Mage (Darkened Skye)
Better than McGee's Alice
Elves are belorussians
Backtracking
Vampire is homosex
Designer had great imagination
Devs were contracted by a confection factory to make this

>Liath: World Spiral
Steampunk
Noir
Beautiful score
2deep4u
Integrated hint system
Runs better on Win98
Stylish graphics
Actually challenging puzzles

>Rage of Mages (Allods: Seal of Secrets)
Original/Unique monster design
Cozy / has a heart
Difficulty
"This troll is trained to wipe your party"
Awesome editor
Harpy tits

>Kreed
Doom 3 killer! (read: suicide)
2451 kms of identical ventilation shafts designed just for you <3
Not the worst lighting effects and enemy AI
Devs can learn from their own big, fat mistakes

>Vangers: One for the Road
Made by KranX
Unique setting
Destructable environment
Juicy voxel graphics
Steeeeeeeep learning curve (break that glass floor / hard to learn)
Brain-frying slang

>Planet Alcatraz
Fallout, if it was made by Goblin (vulgar russian movie dubber) / the cast of MST3K
Shovel: the best pest (chipmunk) remover
Interesting quests
Aryans
Vodka and drug effects
Megaslime

>Parkan: The Imperial Chronicles
Vast open world
Grphx
Collonisation of moons and planets
Freedom of choice / action
Nice cozy music
Space fuel
Space pirates
Gigamount ?????????????
Boarding/boardan!

>Star Wolves series
Missisle launch calms the soul
By the end of the game you'll learn how to play a god damned piano
GFX!
Sequel a shit, but the fans ~~fixed~~ remade it

>Star Heritage: The Black Cobra
ZX Spectrum gem remake
Beautiful backgrounds
Fugly models and animations
Non-linear
That fucking clock puzzle
Space relativity

==6==

>Digital Combat Simulator: Black Shark
PVR
Laser targeting
ABRIS
ILS
RPPU
PVI
**These must be strictly Russian abbreviations for choppers of weapon systems, I don't have a RUS keyboard to find out**

>Cut the Rope
AppStore hit
Time waster
Our (Russian) answer to Angry Birds

>Kremlin Underground
These shrooms shaved 10 years off my life
The POINT
Imps and Cacodemons replaced by zombie dukes and hwitches

>Pilot Brothers series
Distinguished/trademarked style
Fridge
Heart
Based on the cartoon series
Pipe Studio's golden goose / masterpiece / cashcow **boy this is emberrasing. I have the book at home, but I've never actually read it. Hell, I've never finished reading 12 Chairs**
**Translator's note: be patient with these games. I've played one and couldn't skip the animations, had to watch them walk out of the room every time, gets tedious on the first two screens**

>ALFA (ALPHA): Antiterror
For the real comrades
Unusual/strange combat mechanics
HARDCORE

>Timeshift
Forgettable design
Terrible final boss
One trick pony of a game
Gameplay itself is solid though
**Translator's note: GGGManlives said it was a completely unoriginal game that simply does what it does well. Sounds like Singularity and Killzone 3. I got this game for my birthday when it was released and sold it the next day because it took an entire rifle mag to kill one soldier**

>Fairy Tales: Three Heroes
Cell-shading
For kids
A few bugs, but not too many
Very simple combat
MOTHER RUTHENIA

>Full Pipe
Samorost's ancestor
Lyutii Omks (fuck me) ???????????????'
Anallogic / Mindfuck puzzles / Secret of the Monkey Island puzzle syndrome
Short
**Translator's note: Remember that "Left to right" soviet cartoon? Same guy.**

>Arkona
dat music
dat sound design
dat amosphere
dat slavness
dat comfy interface
dat FUCKING PIXELHUNTING
dat POINTLESS BACKTRACKING
dem ILLEGIBLE SlAVRUNES
dat RETARDED ENDING
--------------------------
Comfy music, sound design and interface
Great introduction to slavic themes
Lots of mindless running from place to place
Ancient slavrunes
Pixel hunting
(I'm guessing they're saying it's an abrupt or confusing ending)

>Madspace
Game by Oleg Medocs **Maddox?** (IL-2)
Portals
Gaudy design
Voice commands
**Translator's note: Dual-wielding, pixel hunting, spaceship flying Doom clone**

==7==


>Blood Magic
Character mutates throughout the game
Not you typical Diablo clone
Nice engine, but lots of bloom
Creature design

>Konung: Legends of the North
Pseudo-slavs
Mead
Brotherhood
Beastiary
Burn villages / This is the second game on the list that lets you burn villages

>Hammerfight
Made by KranX
Unique style
Immersive / Pulls you in
Computer mouse killer
Setting
This is what Russian indies should aspire to

>Echelon: Wind Warriors
GRAFEEKZ
Multiplayer
Flying below radar
VTOL
Narrative
Fucking jammers
Atmosphere and radio chatter

>Intrusion 2
Old school
Physics engine
Animations
Bonuses
Bosses
Contra Hard Corps made by one Russian **or Ukranian, I don't know** (Aleksey Abramenko)

>Homeplanet
Physics engine
Bugs up the ass
Atmosphere
Detailed story and game world
Humor
No liquid vacuum here

>Heroes of Annihalated Empires
Tells the tale of how cossacks fought necromancers
Comics instead of cutscenes
Grindan'
Comphy graphics
Very interesting multiplayer ideas

>Cryostasis: Sleep of Reason
This is what it feels like to chew 5Gum / Play as a polar bear for couple of minutes
Cold
Mental echo
Icebreaker "North Wind"
Cold
Dan Simmons' "Terror" meets "The Suffering"
Cold

>Carnivores
Dino hunting
Keep an eye on the wind direction
Nice graphics
Hardcore

>Blades of Time
Time paradox
Blonde bimbo
Shit voiceacting
Multiplatformer

==8==

>IL-2 Sturmovik
More than 60 planes to choose from
Damage model
HUEG maps
Whoops, there goes my tail...
GGGRRRAAAPPPHHHIIICCCSSS

>Void
Concentrated survival
Nails the dying world aesthetic
Girl on the ball
Infernal (repetativeness / score) from hell?????????????
Creature and environment design

>A.I.M.
Self-sustaining, self-sustaining, smart, thought out, independant werld who don't need no man
A-Life system
Can crash the economy with no survivors
Next generation BALLS!
Those caravans won't rob themselves, you know...
Shitty beginning

>Steamland
Atomic mortars
Aggressive environment
Climatic zones
Hardcore
Taran ??????????????????????
Canvas tearing (Tectonic movement)??????????????'
Steam powered robots
Heart™

>Vivisector: Beast Inside
You're going to have to slug through the first third of this game to get to the good parts (1/3 Y, 2/3 YE)
Beast design
Intimidating bosses **I forgot what that adjective actually means**
Island of dr. Moro: The Game
**Translator's note: Lists like 3 or 4 russian celebs, whom you won't hear in any non-russian version. Personally I played the eng version and gave up early on when I came across some leaping jackals or something. Your character moves painfully slow and I couldn't be arsed to figure out how to not get your ass raped by fast dog dick**

>Metro 2033 (you all know this one)
Through the glass of a GAS MASK
Hory fukku de GURRAFIXU
Library
Based on the book
Atmosphere
Characters
Nazis in a moscow metro system

>Color Lines
This kills the office work
Nostalgia
Your mom used to do this
Father's Nii ????????????????'
**Those characters really do envoke a very strong feeling of nostalgia, but I don't remember this game. Was there a collection of different casual games with these little ball people?**

>Mick
Now this is a story all about how I was a real nigga
Prince of Persia + Mario Bros.
Say NO to violence! **Fuck violence in the face**
Sexy villainess

>Warlock: Master of the Arcane
Set in the Majesty universe
Expanding cities
Stupid AI
Useless diplomay **SO REAL!**
4 unique races

>Svarog
Ugly ass pseudo 3D
Soundtrack will drive you to the brink of your sanity
"I'm getting shy" ?????? **I can understand that this is an NPC sound bit, but what kind of unit says something like this?**

==9==

>CHASM: The Rift
Quake on steroids
Great engine
Time travel
Gibbage

>Outcry
That ending...
Made by professional musicians
Shockingly good sound design
Stylish
At least one infuriating puzzle
The spirit of Dybovski is strong with this one

>The Tomorrow War
PEYTROTISM / ~~Merrika~~ Motherland! Fuck yeah!
Landing on planets without landing gear ????????????????
Based on a book by Zorich (author's name might've been altered)
Chocolate commercials

>Nuclear Titbit
Ow the EDGE
Walking. Lots of walking.
Soundtrack
Ending

>Fantasy Wars
Typical fancy-shmancy high fantasy setting
Lots of expansion packs
Devs were forced to recolor the orcs to dodge a lawsuit
MAXIMUM BLUR

>Allods online
PLS DONATE
Unpolished
DONATE
DONATE MORE **it's an F2P MMORPG with microtransactions, you get the point**
Old Russia aesthetic
WoW ripoff
"MANA LOW!"
Standard fantasy fare
**Translator's note: Gets boring pretty quickly (I play solo), feels exactly like WoW, but without the autofire. There's autowalking though. "Not Alliance" hub town is styled like an old folk fairy tale, really nice. "Not Horde" is stuck in Soviet Russia, hit and miss.**

>Death to Spies
"Our grandfathers fought the wars!"
Russian Hitman + Commandos
Drivable vehicles
Very difficult

>Firestarter
Great design of enemies and everything else
Quake 3 + Painkiller
Great soundtrack
Perks
Made by GSC
4-armed mutant named Kolya

>COPS 2170: The Power of Law
Cyberpunk
Crime world
Turn-based combat
Fleshed out characters
RATTO!
Quality **russian** voiceacting
Difficult fights
Gods of war
An excellent soundtrack

>Sphere
Unconventional role system
Bad graphics, man
Interesting premise
Tits
full-PVP
Mantras
Ears / Knife ears
"Microtransactions don't affect anything, honest!"

==10==

>Petyka & Vasiliy Ivanovich Save the Galaxy (Red Comrades Save the Galaxy)
Pinnacle of Russian questbuilding
Old ass classic jokes
Sexy Anka
Analogic
Postmodern Phantasmogoria

>Tarr Chronicles / Dark Horizon
Linearity
Intermediate gameplay
Beautiful backgrounds / backdrops / space textures
Space FUCK atmosphere
Nice story

>Man of Prey (Marauder)
Bugs
My house - my keep/castle
"Red Dawn" made by Russians
Best intentions... **Translator's note: Russian proverb/idiom. "Wanted the best - turned out like always" or "Tried to do it best way possible, with best intentions in mind - but it turned out bad like it always does"**

>Field of Wonders
"Eeyore made it to the Super-finale!"
Snickers
Walls from Wolfenstein

>UAZ Racing 4x4
Burch trees **regarded as a very Russian tree. At least by Russians. I know I like them.**
Navigating the offroads
MUD
Russian rock
**Two car terms which I'm not even going to bother trying to guess what they mean**

>Boiling Point / Xenus 2
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'s rival
Open world
Alice in the BUGland
Nonlinear
Boring, generic run of the mill quests

>Heath: The Unchosen Path / Goldenland
Slav Arkanum
Nice graphics
Woefully poor texts
Broken mechanics
Good crafting system

>Galactic Assault: Prisoner of Power
Strugacki brothers ???????
Good balance
Degenerates
You actually have to use your brains to win
4 unique races
Massaraksh

>Lock On: Flaming Cliffs 2
8 Planes
Choppers too
Aerobatics
Gold Three-Gold Three, this is Duke
Visit Kavkaz, Georgia and Cuban' without leaving your seat!

>Z.A.R. (Zone of Artificial Resources)
Voxel lanscapes
ROBOTS
Meditative gameplay
Nice soundtrack
Game by Oleg Madocks