NEO SPARTAN ADVENTUUUUURES 12

Riku has more mindfucks within the garden. MagdaSharon is glitchy as fuck. Probably ran on a pirated Russian copy of Windows 98.

Riku finds himself in a mansion, watching teens fucking, as an intangible and invisible SPOOKY GHOST.

His dream is rudely interrupted as he finds himself bound in a ship’s cargo hold. Probably for trying to shoot the UN Inspector previously. He takes a beating from a masked man, interrogating him for the codes to some N3 (non-non-nuclear) warheads. And, after some light waterboarding, he glitches out again and has Hachiro bitch at him and Ryu.

Dr. Long is bugging Ryu to try and find Riku. As does Miranda. Eventually, he is left alone, only to be greeted by Uncle Deadpan who returns his charm. He is also concerned about Fabian. Although, when pressed, he knows nothing of Riku’s whereabouts, and claims that the Celio Ryu knew was long dead. Oh, and apparently Fabian had another life, where he was happy, with parents, and a wife, and everything. Or something.

Celio wakes up in a hospital room. Seems Piers, Celio and Elise managed to make it to SHAMROCK after all. And that Celio is Deadpan. Celio finds himself floating in the ocean, next to his ruined EVA. Celio has #LADBANTER with the glitchy voice of Lars. Before passing out and waking back up in the SHAMROCK hospital bed.