GOD IS STRICT, BUT FAIR, STOIC BUT KIND GOD
DOESN'T REALLY ACT LIKE HE CARES, BUT DOES IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS
ONE DAY SEE'S VERY RETARDED PERSON AND TAKES PITY ON THEM
TAKING THEM INTO HIS PANTHEON AND LETTING HIM LIVE ETERNALLY IN THE WORLD OF THE GODS
RETARD BASICALLY GETS THE HANG OF THINGS AND HELPS THIS HEAD HONCHO GOD WITH ALL KINDS OF SHIT HEAD HONCHO GIFTS HIM GODHOOD.
THIS PISSES OFF ALL THE OTHER GODS, WHO ARE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GIVING THIS RETARD DEIFIC STATUS
HEAD HONCHO BASICALLY SAYS THAT HE IS HARMLESS AND THAT HE HAS BEFRIENDED HEAD HONCHO SO WELL HE DOESN'T EVER WANT TO SEE HIM BE DESTROYED/KILLED BY SOME SHITTY OTHER GOD WHO DOESN'T LIKE HIM
THE RETARD IS SUCH A GOOD SPORT ABOUT IT EVENTUALLY THE HEAD-HONCHO GOD FROM BEFORE IS ASKED A QUESTION BY A RETARD
RETARD ASKS ABOUT WHY THE GOD MADE ALL OF THIS, OR SOMETHING TO THAT DEGREE, QUESTION ABOUT CREATION OR HOW HE MADE SOMETHING, ETC
HEAD HONCHO BASICALLY DECIDES THAT HE WILL WHISPER TO HIS RETARD GOD FRIEND THE SECRETS OF CREATION
LOTS OF BULLSHIT BLAH BLAH BLAH ANGRY OTHER GODS BEING ANGRY ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT
ONE DAY RETARD BASICALLY THINKS I WONDER WHAT MR HEAD HONCHO GOD THINKS OF ME! (ALL INNOCENT AND SWEET) OH BOY IT'LL BE FUN TO KNOW WHAT HE THINKS OF ME!
FIGURES OUT THAT HEAD HONCHO BASICALLY KNOWS HES A TOTAL RETARD AND THAT HE'S SIMPLE AS FUCK, RESPECTS HIM BUT REALIZES HE'S A STUPID FUCK WHO WILL NEVER BE BASICALLY AS GOOD AS THE OTHERS
THIS ENRAGES THE RETARD GOD AND HE GOES INTO A MASSIVE RETARD-STRENGTH RAGE THROUGH THE PANTHEON OF THE GODS
ENDS UP BREAKING LOTS OF IMPORTANT UNIVERSE-SHIT
KILLS A BUNCH OF GODS OR PLANETS OR SOME OTHER BAD SHIT
ENDS UP BEING LOCKED AWAY BY THE HEAD HONCHO GOD AFTER A VERY LONG FIGHT THAT NEARLY BROKE THE UNIVERSE WITH POWER
SHIT LOADS OF TIME GOES BY
RETARD IS BASICALLY PERMANENTLY ENRAGED, IS NOW THE ANCIENT GOD OF ANGER AND VIOLENCE
WORSHIPPERS OF RETARD GOD GAIN THE ABILITY TO RAGE IN COMBAT AT WILL REGARDLESS OF CLASS OR RACE
MUST KILL AND SACRIFICE IN THE NAME OF RETARD GOD, PRAYING OVER THEIR CORPSE BEFORE THE CORPSES ARE CONSUMED IN FLAME AND DISAPPEAR
RETARD GOD HATES MAGIC, AND LOVES TO SEE YOU KILL WIZARDS, LOVING EVEN MORE THAT YOU BURN THEIR SPELL BOOKS
ALTHOUGH THE RETARD IS BASICALLY TRAPPED IN A GOD-BOX OR WHATEVER HE STILL HAS CONTROL SOMEWHAT AND WATCHES HIS FOLLOWERS FROM INSIDE THIS BOX AND BESTOWS GIFTS UPON THEM