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Swift_M0nkey

Janitor in Equestria

May 5th, 2013
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  2. >Cleaning day in Equestria
  3. >Been a few years since you got here
  4. >You were assigned you to "Assist the staff in cleaning"
  5. >Basically just being a janitor
  6. >Pretty much a high school in this p0ny world
  7. >Pay is decent
  8. >Kids aren't that bad
  9. >...
  10. >Well not all of them
  11. >There's one in particular that is unbearable
  12. >The school bell rings, letting the kids out for study hall (They still have that right?)
  13. >Here comes the group
  14. >You don't know any of their names except the quiet one in the back, Fluttershy
  15. >She just laughs along with their jokes
  16. >They pass you and she stops at you
  17. >"Hello Mr. Anon."
  18. Ugh...whatcha want?
  19. >You say as you continue to mop the puke up
  20. >"How's it going?"
  21. >You narrow your eyes at her
  22. What do you want?
  23. >"I need it please, please!"
  24. >She begs as she pushes you against the lockers
  25. >All you did was give her what she wanted one time
  26. >She's infatuated with your dick
  27. >So you banged her in the janitor's closet once
  28. >And now she won't leave you the fuck alone
  29. >"Please...I just want to feel you deep inside me again please...I NEED IT!"
  30. >You push her off of you
  31. Ya better get on to class before I tell the Principal you've been skipping.
  32. >She stands her ground
  33. >"You wouldn't."
  34. Try me.
  35. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQGGQ-FCe_w&t=0m5s
  36. >She eyes you
  37. >You eye her
  38. >She looks at your hand as you move it to the walkie talkie
  39. >Then she drags her hoof along the ground
  40. >A special needs filly rolls past in a wheelchair
  41. >You narrow your eyes at her
  42. >She licks her lips
  43. >You bring your hand out and arch your fingers in the shape of holding the walkie talkie
  44. >She snorts and opens her wings to charge
  45. >Quickly you click it on and slide it up
  46. >But not quick enough because she flies at you and takes it from your hand
  47. >Or she would have, if you didn't swap it for the mop at the last second
  48. >She looks confused at the mop as you switch the talkie to channel 6, Principal Luna's office
  49. >Before you can push down the button though, you are hit in the stomach with the mop
  50. Fuck!
  51. >You fall over holding your gut
  52. >Fluttershy leans over you
  53. >"I've got you now..."
  54. >Just a little closer
  55. >NOW!
  56. >You spin in a complete circle, sweeping her onto the ground
  57. >Then grab the mop in mid air
  58. >And hold the button on the talkie
  59. Principal Luna, it seems that Fluttershy has been skipping class.
  60. >No response is heard
  61. What the-
  62. >You look at it and see it's smashed
  63. >Fluttershy stands and looks up at you with a smirk
  64. Well done...
  65. >The bell rings once again and her group of friends pick her up
  66. >She winks at you as she walks away
  67. >Not with her eye
  68. >You put the broken talkie in the trash bin and continue mopping up the puke
  69. Fuckin' Fluttershy.
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