Gigolo Mac

>In the dark evening hours of Ponyville, it's a rather calm, but breezy night.
>By the entrance to a dark alley, Big Mac leans against a home wearing a fancy looking suit. Chewing on some straw, a mare passes him by.
>He winks suggestively at her, but she's not having any of it. Big Mac sighs, and goes back to looking for potential clients.
>The soft voice of a mare calls out to him, it's Cheerilee.
>"Big Mac? Is that you?"
>"Eeyup."
>"Have you been doing well?"
>"Eeyup."
>"And the farm?"
>"Nope."
>"Oh my gosh, you lost the farm didn't you?"
>"Eeyup."
>"What about your family? Did they move in with your relatives?"
>"Eeyup."
>"Oh that's good, but why are you still here? Are you trying to raise the money to get your land back?"
>"Eeyup."
>She looks him over from top to bottom, "Did you just get back from a job interview?"
>"Nope."
>"...Have you gone to ANY job interviews?"
>"Nope."
>"...You're turning tricks, to make bits aren't you?"
>"Eeyup."
>She bites on her hoof, and looks around before pulling out her bit purse. "How much?"
>"10 tah play with it, 15 tah suck it, if ya wanna put it in, that's 30."
>Cheerille grabs him by the hoof and leads him away, just as you come walking over with a sexy bunny suit.
>Trying not to be seen and startled, you duck into some bushes. Watching them walk away, you stare at Big Mac's plump ass.
"God damn it."
>Today was a you missed out day.