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10 year old genius

Oct 9th, 2012
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  1. >being the ruler has its perks
  2. >no one tells you what to do
  3. >you have power over every one
  4. >and because of your connection with the sun, not a single country will fuck with you out, save the changelings, but thats more a act of desperation than power grab
  5. >everything was going great...
  6. *brrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
  7. > speak of the devil
  8. >"hay celestia, wanna play?"
  9. >meet anon, 10 years old, and by all accounts an unparalleled genius
  10. "sorry but not now, celestias tired"
  11. >"oh well, see you for supper"
  12. >you heard what he rode in on
  13. >he build a "go kart"
  14. >he magiced the frame
  15. >he fabricated the material for the wheals.
  16. >he even engineard the parts that make it go faster and slower
  17. >you understand very little, save to say, he is the only being in equestria that can match you in power without doping
  18. >fucking crysilis
  19. >but that aside, anon kind of fell into this world a few months back, during the summer sun celebration... as you put your hooves up raising the sun, his nude ass materialized in them
  20. >you kept him with you, as he did materialize in your hooves.
  21. >but you had your student and her friends watch over him for a while.
  22. >twilight was enamored with him... no, not in a sexual way, he is like a sponge for information.
  23. >you know that one person who wont shut up about any topic, and you want o throttle them till they bother you no more?
  24. >thats how twilight can get some times.
  25. >anon didn't care, listening to everything, soon focusing on magic
  26. >when he heard that only unicorns can do magic, he said and i quote "fuck that, challenge accepted"
  27. >no one saw him for 2 days after that, and everyone was worried.
  28. >at this point it was about a week and a half into twilight and her friends staying with you, needless to say, they grew attached
  29. >luna especially
  30. >she has been out of it for a while, and only really made peace with one town.
  31. >everywhere else, see her as my sister, and respect her for that reason, fear her for nightmare moon, or just dont give a fuck outside of her being an alicorn who could fuck their day up if they cross her.
  32. >anon... he didnt see any of that.
  33. >again, when luna first met him, she was... a bit... well...
  34. >and i quote "I AM PRINCESS LUNA, blaa blaa NIGHT blaa blaa RESPECT ME blaa boo blaa dee blaa"
  35. >ok, not so much a quote, but you get the general direction her interactions with the non pony went.
  36. >she didnt see him as equal till he spoke
  37. >now this i will quote "FUCK YOUR SHIT, RESPECT IS EARNED AND NOT GIVE, AND STOP FUCKING YELLING AT ME"
  38. >yea, needless to say, she was stunned.
  39. >pissed to...
  40. >but more stunned
  41. >it wasn't till 3 days later that she appologiesd
  42. >and that was the night that he made his first creation... with the help of lunas magic
  43. >he called it a bicycle.
  44. >it was after that that they were more or less inseperatable.
  45. >at least when luna was awake... which she was every night...
  46. >when the hell did anon sleep...
  47. >anyway
  48. >the 2 day search revealed that he was using the bathrooms, and was eating.
  49. >so one thing off your mind
  50. >but where was he outside of than?
  51. >anon said library, and hidden away
  52. >you will never know for sure, but when he was found
  53. >well
  54. >that sent a shock through the castle
  55. >anon had learned magic
  56. >needless to say, this shocked fucking everybody
  57. >now, twilight was a studdering mess, and fucked off for the next week
  58. >you checked in on her now and than, she was studdying, trying to figure out how anon could use magic.
  59. >you were curious too, so instead of studdying, you asked
  60. >"magic is easy, but breaking open the door to it is hard. see, with a unicorn, they have the power from birth, built without the door."
  61. >you dont really get it, what was the door?
  62. >but anyway
  63. >"all ponys use some amount of magic, pegasas to fly and weather shit, earth get strength, and they all have the ability to grab without grabbing"
  64. >ok, you knew all this, but what else is there
  65. >"some ponies have a one track mind, like apple jack, and magic makes them better at what they focus on. rainbow at speed, flutter at animals, but than there is pinkie... lets say apple jack has a sturdy oak door, that you can buck the fuck out of and it will never crack... well pinkies door is balsa wood that's a quarter inch thick and has termites"
  66. >thinking on it, it makes sense... but that still didn't explain anon... at least till he said this
  67. >"in my world magic didn't exist, so here... i can feel it all around. looking into my own mind, i found my door that prevented magic from being usable, as i was born without, finding the one place with it in my mind was easy... however picking the lock was the hard part, so i wasn't around for a few days while i was fucking with the lock. didn't want to be disturbed."
  68. >as stupid as it sounds, thinking of it like that made sense... though i doubt there are really doors, its the best way he could have put it in an explanation.
  69. >that night, pinkie turned your dining room into a party room
  70. >yea, pinkies door being made of balsa wood roached by termites makes sense now
  71. >anon enjoys the party
  72. >twilight didnt attend, due to her, in anons words "i guess i mind fucked her a bit to hard"
  73. >ok, off track, but must be explained, anon said he was raised by tv, internet, and mature videogames, with parents more or less not caring unless he broke shit.
  74. >anon being smart, absorbed all the information, you take the bad with the good.
  75. >some times he says things that are grossly inappropriate, but somehow always make sense, he never said bad things for the sake of saying bad things.
  76. >but back on track
  77. >you party with the ponies
  78. >watching anon
  79. >wondering what else that boy has in store
  80. >after 2 weeks with them, twilights friends go home, 3 weeks later twilight too
  81. >after a month anon goes to visit them
  82. >no, not by train, and not by anything pony made
  83. >no anon decided to fucking hang glide to them
  84. >he painted everything the same color as the sky from the bottom, and a camo from the top, so no one was able to see him take off or where he was going
  85. >the only reason you knew he was gone, was because he didnt show up to eat
  86. >and the only reason you knew how he left was luna told you what she helped him build.
  87. >needless to say, you shit a metaphorical brick
  88. >you assembled the wonderbolts to look for him.
  89. >at this point in time, you were still under estimating him
  90. >you thought he landed in the forest, or was hurt.
  91. >you never realized he could have used the wind, updrafts, ect. to make it to a clearing about 300 yards outside of ponyville
  92. >and never would you have thought the hang glider would be foldable.
  93. >yea, anon was good, but he made a mistake...
  94. >he went to twilight
  95. >he stayed with her
  96. >for 2 days he made cupcakes with pinkie
  97. >made inventions with pinkie
  98. >raced rainbow dash in inventions
  99. >made friends with the CMC
  100. >and made everyone in the castle worry their fucking asses off.
  101. >hell he even got derpys muffins...
  102. >those are the gods of muffins right there...
  103. >even I CANT get them all the time...
  104. >but anon wanst stupid.
  105. >that you can never say about him
  106. >he made a plan
  107. >he knew we would find out
  108. >and he even said later on it was all a game to him
  109. >he knew we would worry,
  110. >but he needed that.
  111. >all to test his device
  112. >night 2
  113. >i got the letter
  114. >i got the luna
  115. >we got the fuck to ponyville
  116. >and there was anon
  117. >in that thing
  118. >he love it so much
  119. >we started yelling.
  120. >he put "the petal to the metal"
  121. >and he put on some music
  122. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc&feature=youtu.be
  123. >for some reason, that song, blaring, as he was running from us pissed us off FAR more than it should have.
  124. *brrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
  125. >now little miss nice princess is gone. you were pissed, and he was comeing back here NOW
  126. >magic time you little moneky
  127. >and this is what he came to prove worked
  128. >anti magic fields.
  129. >for anon, it was more or less just like it was in his world
  130. >but he made it so magic he wants can work, magic he does't want cant.
  131. >and in blind rage, and shock, you chases him for hours
  132. >after a while it became fun...
  133. >till he played this song
  134. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnSp9rgfel8
  135. >yea... that reminded you why you were chasing him in the first place.
  136. >after a while, you caught up to him...
  137. >grounded for 2 weeks
  138. >all he did was read
  139. >how could a child be content with being grounded?
  140. >it didnt even occur to you that he was planning for a far harsher punishment,
  141. >it wanst till after two weeks after the grounding that you found out what he had in store to get out of the punishment he thought he was to recieve...
  142. >for two weeks he read up on changelings.
  143. >trying to understand the magic they had
  144. >at least you thought that was his plan.
  145. >from what he told you, changeling magic was figured out on day 2, the rest was just trying to understand them better.
  146. > unfortunately, we dont have much info on changelings out side of biology, and some extent of their powers.
  147. >anon with anti magic, made glasses
  148. >at that point you had no idea what they did, jsut that he made glasses in "a steam punk style"
  149. >again, still underestimating him at this point,
  150. >once he is released from grounding, he gets into his go kart, and revs it up, pealing out blaring a new song
  151. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAOSy8WyqPk
  152. >glasses on, and just rode around for a few hours
  153. >he than contently went to luna with a new idea...
  154. >she was pissed still that he ran off, but how can you stay mad with him
  155. >this... this one took a long time to make. at least long for his inventions.
  156. >him not being able to do precision magic yet, and luna being out pf practice for the more... delicate of magic.
  157. >when i asked him what it was, his only response was "air-soft"
  158. >durring the day, anon was left alone, seeing as we now watch the skies around the castle a bit harder after the hang gliding incident, and at night, luna is with him most of the time.
  159. >so his plan needed to be enacted some time before night but not during the light.
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