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  1. (8:36:01 PM) Soulless: Stoat arrives!
  2. (8:36:01 PM) Noble: Paresse steps through.
  3. (8:36:08 PM) Soulless: She looks around.
  4. (8:36:09 PM) Dawny: Stephi's there.
  5. (8:36:16 PM) roget: Ralph tentatively walks in.
  6. (8:36:52 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance is through.
  7. (8:37:05 PM) Soulless: "...Okay everyone. Creatures here aren't easy. So take caution when on the hunt."
  8. (8:37:07 PM) Dawny: Stephi looks around.
  9. (8:37:30 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance looks around too. Anything different from last time?
  10. (8:37:31 PM) Dawny: "Hunting should never be easy"
  11. (8:37:32 PM) NAC: Cameron cracks his neck as he walks into the area. "Fucking Cowmels."
  12. (8:37:33 PM) Noble: Paresse nods.
  13. (8:37:34 PM) roget: Ralph takes out his pistol. "Okay..."
  14. (8:37:40 PM) Mr_Wilt: Everybody walks into a large, wooden cabin. They appear to be on top of a staircase.
  15. (8:37:58 PM) NAC: Redact Fucking
  16. (8:38:05 PM) Dawny: "Down the steps then?"
  17. (8:38:09 PM) Mr_Wilt: Along the walls are various, odd looking creatures, most definitely not terrestrial.
  18. (8:38:13 PM) Noble: Paresse notices Ralph."I'll keep an eye out for ya mate." Paresse says to him.
  19. (8:38:31 PM) roget: Ralph smiles a little. "Thanks."
  20. (8:38:45 PM) Soulless: "..."
  21. (8:38:45 PM) Noble: "It's my first time here too."
  22. (8:38:54 PM) Dawny: "Mine too"
  23. (8:39:07 PM) Soulless: Stoat begins to head over, looking for their friend.
  24. (8:39:24 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance knows how this works. He heads downstairs.
  25. (8:39:24 PM) roget: "Oh, this ought to go splendidly then."
  26. (8:39:26 PM) Dawny: Stephi follows, looking at the animals as she passes them.
  27. (8:39:42 PM) roget: Ralph follows the folks heading down.
  28. (8:39:48 PM) Mr_Wilt: As they head down the stairs, they notice the lobby is far larger! And lined with far more creatures.
  29. (8:40:08 PM) roget: Ralph observes one of the creatures.
  30. (8:40:21 PM) Soulless: "..." She notes the difference with silence, examining the creatures as they pass by. Well, the ones she didn't recognize before.
  31. (8:40:31 PM) NAC: Cameron continues down the path, waiting for Bossman to show up.
  32. (8:40:33 PM) Mr_Wilt: A man, sitting in a recliner chair at the center of the room looks up at them and smiles. "Oh, hello!"
  33. (8:40:46 PM) Dawny: "Hello"
  34. (8:40:53 PM) Soulless: Is it Boss man?
  35. (8:41:08 PM) Mr_Wilt: He is indeed a strange man. He appears mostly human, although those pure white, glowing eyes and grin of fanged teeth is a bit off.
  36. (8:41:11 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance is mildly surprised, and takes a moment to scan the walls and take in the new creatures.
  37. (8:41:19 PM) Mr_Wilt: It is, in fact, Boss Man, and he's dressed in his usual khaki outfit.
  38. (8:41:30 PM) NAC: "Hello sir. Nice to meet you again."
  39. (8:41:46 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance nods at him absently.
  40. (8:41:49 PM) Noble: Paresse just hangs back a bit.
  41. (8:41:53 PM) roget: Ralph observes him quietly.
  42. (8:42:05 PM) Soulless: "[Hello. It's been some time.]" She says this fairly quietly so as not to disturb other folk who aren't aware she speaks eldritch.
  43. (8:42:06 PM) Dawny: Stephi walks up and extends a hand. "I'm Stephi"
  44. (8:42:13 PM) NAC: Cameron, of course, monotones this out, as if reciting lines to a play he doesn't much care to be in. As is his usual speech pattern.
  45. (8:42:36 PM) Mr_Wilt: "Oh, how polite!" The man shakes Stephi's hand. "They call me the Boss Man!" He waves to everybody else he recognizes.
  46. (8:42:57 PM) Dawny: "Nice to meet you"
  47. (8:43:25 PM) Mr_Wilt: "Nice to meet you, too!" He grins. "Now, shall we cut to the chase and head out?"
  48. (8:43:44 PM) NAC: "Are you coming with us this time?" Cameron asks, brow raised.
  49. (8:43:48 PM) Soulless: "..."
  50. (8:44:01 PM) Mr_Wilt: "Nope!"
  51. (8:44:53 PM) Dawny: "Let's hunt"
  52. (8:44:57 PM) Soulless: "...Cut to the chase then. [Have a nice hunt.]"
  53. (8:45:03 PM) Soulless: She goes off to move.
  54. (8:45:35 PM) roget: Ralph moves to head out.
  55. (8:45:44 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance says nothing more and heads out to the bus; perhaps their quarry today would be something they could weaponize.
  56. (8:45:53 PM) Dawny: Stephi nods to BM and follows.
  57. (8:45:55 PM) Mr_Wilt: Large, oak doors open from the only bare wall.
  58. (8:46:21 PM) Mr_Wilt: There is a large, hovering vehicle, sleek and bullet-shaped, with a black finish.
  59. (8:46:43 PM) Mr_Wilt: It appears to be a bus of sorts, hovering on four jets surrounding the vehicle.
  60. (8:46:44 PM) Soulless: "...Our ride."
  61. (8:46:48 PM) Noble: Paresse follows the others.
  62. (8:46:53 PM) Soulless: Stoat hops in without another word.
  63. (8:46:55 PM) roget: Ralph boards the bus
  64. (8:46:59 PM) Mr_Wilt: A set of stairs leads up to the open top, which is covered in a canopy.
  65. (8:47:09 PM) Dawny: Stephi follows again, finding a y seat in the back.
  66. (8:47:24 PM) NAC: Cameron walks ontop of the bus, a seat near the side.
  67. (8:47:25 PM) Noble_ [~LumineInf@A5162DBF.F9877F2B.C470DF97.IP] entered the room.
  68. (8:47:28 PM) Soulless: "...I'll scout up top. Sound appropriate...?"
  69. (8:47:38 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance gets up there like a boss.
  70. (8:47:51 PM) Uncandescent: He sits down, also like a boss.
  71. (8:47:51 PM) Noble left the room (quit: NickServ (GHOST command used by Noble_)).
  72. (8:47:52 PM) Soulless: Oh, okay.
  73. (8:47:52 PM) Noble_ is now known as Noble
  74. (8:48:00 PM) Soulless: nevermind.
  75. (8:48:12 PM) Soulless: Stoat just takes an appropriate seat where she can get a good look.
  76. (8:48:15 PM) Uncandescent: He looks passively out the window, again like a boss.
  77. (8:48:30 PM) Mr_Wilt: Boss Man goes off to a nearby, winged vehicle, and flies up into the sk.
  78. (8:48:31 PM) Mr_Wilt: y
  79. (8:48:37 PM) roget: Ralph fiddles with his shirt nervously.
  80. (8:48:55 PM) Uncandescent: Boss Man does it more like a boss. Terrance can't even compare.
  81. (8:49:37 PM) Noble: Paresse finds a seat.
  82. (8:49:53 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance builds a fuckin' window, then looks out of it, like a boss.
  83. (8:50:04 PM) Dawny: Stephi looks out the window.
  84. (8:51:04 PM) Uncandescent: Or he doesn't, because there aren't any windows. He just scans the horizon from the not-window.
  85. (8:51:14 PM) Noble: "I'm rather ranged-impaired at the moment... If something gets close I'll be more capable of assisting.."
  86. (8:52:08 PM) Mr_Wilt: A console at the front beeps to life. "Hello, and thank you for hunting at the Gate-Tec Safari Adventure."
  87. (8:52:12 PM) Mr_Wilt: "Shall we depart?"
  88. (8:52:52 PM) roget: "Unless anyone has anything else they want to do, lets just go."
  89. (8:53:00 PM) Noble: "Yeah."
  90. (8:53:34 PM) Dawny: Stephi nods, silently. She looks at a wall due to the lack of windows.
  91. (8:53:36 PM) NAC: "We ride." Cameron says, looking out at the desert plains.
  92. (8:53:41 PM) Uncandescent: "Take us East." Terrance said, wanting to go a new direction.
  93. (8:54:31 PM) Soulless: "..." Stoat looks at her knives and at everyone else's weaponry, thinking of what kinds of monster they could fight.
  94. (8:54:55 PM) Mr_Wilt: The jets of the bus rev a bit as it takes a sharp turn eastward, into the vast, grassy plain.
  95. (8:55:30 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance wonders why people take knives on a hunting mission, but just for a moment.
  96. (8:55:54 PM) Noble: Paresse checks his knives for a moment, then puts them away.
  97. (8:56:40 PM) roget: Ralph looks absentmindedly into the landscape
  98. (8:56:47 PM) NAC: Cameron just has his medical gear.
  99. (8:57:11 PM) NAC: He probably should of picked up a weapon from Bossman, but it's too late now.
  100. (8:57:19 PM) Soulless: Mostly because Stoat can't shoot a gun. ;p
  101. (8:57:36 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance looks for moving stuff among the environment.
  102. (8:57:44 PM) Soulless: Stoat looks similarly.
  103. (8:57:51 PM) TheRaven [~Ravinoff@47283514.96D556DE.3EBEA5DF.IP] entered the room.
  104. (8:57:57 PM) Mr_Wilt: They pass by a cluster of African Thorn Trees. Under are a herd of cowmels.
  105. (8:58:05 PM) Mr_Wilt: Taggart was there all along.
  106. (8:58:20 PM) Soulless: Anything hunting them?
  107. (8:58:28 PM) Mr_Wilt: Doesn't look like it.
  108. (8:58:38 PM) Soulless: She looks for other things then.
  109. (8:58:51 PM) TheRaven: He's got his usual safari gear. "I'd try riding one again, but considering what happened last time..."
  110. (8:59:18 PM) Soulless: Stoat nods to Taggart.
  111. (8:59:19 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance wonders how there are cowmels in every single direction they go in.
  112. (8:59:22 PM) NAC: Cameron stares down the largest one. Direct eye contact.
  113. (9:00:02 PM) roget: Ralph stares at them, fascinated. He's never seen anything like it before.
  114. (9:00:12 PM) TheRaven: "Oh fuck, not again Cam."
  115. (9:00:25 PM) Soulless: "..." She keeps looking for something useful.
  116. (9:00:41 PM) Dawny: "Are those what we're hunting?"
  117. (9:00:54 PM) Noble left the room (quit: Quit: ).
  118. (9:01:05 PM) TheRaven: "Nah, cowmels are cool."
  119. (9:01:05 PM) NAC: Cameron looks at Taggart for a moment. "What?"
  120. (9:01:17 PM) Noble [~LumineInf@A5162DBF.F9877F2B.C470DF97.IP] entered the room.
  121. (9:01:19 PM) Soulless: "Anything that seems interesting to hunt."
  122. (9:01:36 PM) Vol [~Volusianu@synIRC-4D373ACF.c3-0.drb-ubr1.chi-drb.il.cable.rcn.com] entered the room.
  123. (9:01:48 PM) Mr_Wilt: They pass by the cluster of trees and the cowmel, heading further into the brush.
  124. (9:01:49 PM) TheRaven: "Dude, you remember last time you did that?"
  125. (9:02:00 PM) Soulless: ".."
  126. (9:02:23 PM) Noble: Paresse shuts his eyes a little.
  127. (9:02:30 PM) NAC: "I wasn't planning on riding it."
  128. (9:02:43 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance looks over the cowmels for a moment, then looks around for something with a bit more bite.
  129. (9:03:01 PM) TheRaven: "Never make eye contact with a bull."
  130. (9:03:26 PM) NAC: "It didn't charge me last time I did that. Besides. It's a Cowmel, not a bull."
  131. (9:03:30 PM) roget: "So, what kind of stuff would we be hunting?"
  132. (9:03:35 PM) Dawny: Stephi continues to look for things to hunt.
  133. (9:03:41 PM) Soulless: "Things with bite."
  134. (9:03:43 PM) roget: "big creepy monsters?"
  135. (9:04:01 PM) Noble: Paresse opens his eyes. "Fuck... Still blurry."
  136. (9:04:12 PM) Soulless: "...Something wrong Paresse."
  137. (9:04:31 PM) Noble: "My eyes.. After yesterday they've been fucking up."
  138. (9:04:44 PM) Noble: "I can see but too far away it gets blurry."
  139. (9:04:47 PM) Mr_Wilt: As they continue on, they notice something off in the distance.
  140. (9:04:52 PM) Mr_Wilt: Perception, erbody.
  141. (9:04:53 PM) Dawny: Stephi looks at Paresse with concern. "Maybe you should have stayed home..."
  142. (9:04:55 PM) TheRaven: "Well, we've had venomous wolves, a flaming prehistoric pig, and a giant batbird."
  143. (9:04:57 PM) Soulless: 6df+8 perception
  144. (9:04:58 PM) Glacon: Soulless: perception: 10 (6df+8=0, -, +, 0, +, +)
  145. (9:04:58 PM) Uncandescent: Is it a rock?
  146. (9:05:01 PM) Dawny: 6df+6 what are you?
  147. (9:05:02 PM) Glacon: Dawny: what are you?: 7 (6df+6=+, -, -, +, +, 0)
  148. (9:05:03 PM) Noble: "I think I should have.. but oh well."
  149. (9:05:04 PM) NAC: 6df+5 lol perception
  150. (9:05:04 PM) Glacon: NAC: lol perception: 4 (6df+5=0, -, +, 0, 0, -)
  151. (9:05:06 PM) Noble: 6df+4
  152. (9:05:06 PM) Glacon: Noble: 7 (6df+4=0, +, +, 0, +, 0)
  153. (9:05:14 PM) TheRaven: 6df+6
  154. (9:05:14 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: 4 (6df+6=+, 0, -, 0, -, -)
  155. (9:05:20 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+6 optical processors, go!
  156. (9:05:20 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: optical processors, go!: 9 (6df+6=0, +, 0, +, 0, +)
  157. (9:05:22 PM) roget: 6df+6
  158. (9:05:22 PM) Glacon: roget: 5 (6df+6=0, +, +, -, -, -)
  159. (9:07:07 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stephi, Paresse, Stoat, and Terrance all notice the something further off into the grass. It looks big, and hairy.
  160. (9:07:24 PM) Dawny: "That looks like it may bite"
  161. (9:07:35 PM) Soulless: "Looks like something. Get us closer."
  162. (9:07:46 PM) roget: "What is it? What do you see?"
  163. (9:07:54 PM) Soulless: "Big and hairy."
  164. (9:08:07 PM) Noble_ [~LumineInf@2699E002.9C5E43AF.C470DF97.IP] entered the room.
  165. (9:08:07 PM) Noble left the room (quit: NickServ (GHOST command used by Noble_)).
  166. (9:08:09 PM) Noble_ is now known as Noble
  167. (9:08:14 PM) roget: Ralph gulps. "Hooboy..."
  168. (9:08:22 PM) Dawny: "Something that looks Italian"
  169. (9:08:37 PM) TheRaven: Taggart chambers a round. He laughs when Stephi says that.
  170. (9:08:39 PM) Uncandescent: "Computer. Approach the shape but keep us at least 25 meters away."
  171. (9:09:01 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance squints at the object, trying to make out details.
  172. (9:09:02 PM) Noble: Paresse gives Stephi a smile.
  173. (9:09:02 PM) NAC: Cameron looks at Stephi like she's a bad person.
  174. (9:09:13 PM) Mr_Wilt: "Roger." The bus turns slightly, heading forward toward the figure.
  175. (9:09:50 PM) Dawny: Stephi shifts, glancing at Cameron. "Yes?"
  176. (9:09:54 PM) Mr_Wilt: It looks up, exposing long, looping horns, scarred and shaped in awkward ways.
  177. (9:10:06 PM) Mr_Wilt: However, you still can't make out most of it, due to the long grass it's currently in.
  178. (9:10:16 PM) NAC: Cameron just shakes his head in disappointment.
  179. (9:10:18 PM) Noble: "Those horns look interesting.."
  180. (9:10:20 PM) roget: "Guys, lets try to flush it out."
  181. (9:10:29 PM) NAC: ... how long is the grass?
  182. (9:10:49 PM) padri [~chatzilla@synIRC-E058E31E.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] entered the room.
  183. (9:10:58 PM) Soulless: "...I can try to sneak closer for a better look."
  184. (9:11:44 PM) Mr_Wilt: Few feet.
  185. (9:12:20 PM) NAC: Below 7 feet?
  186. (9:12:22 PM) Soulless: "...I'll try to sneak closer for a better look."
  187. (9:12:23 PM) Dawny: "Or don't answer, it's whatever" Stephi chambers a round and frowns.
  188. (9:12:32 PM) Mr_Wilt: Definitely below seven fee.
  189. (9:12:32 PM) Scantron [~Dan@synIRC-270FFEE6.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] entered the room.
  190. (9:12:32 PM) mode (+o Scantron) by ChanServ
  191. (9:12:33 PM) Mr_Wilt: t
  192. (9:12:38 PM) TheRaven: Survival to examine the horns more closely?
  193. (9:12:48 PM) Noble: "Could set a fire and let the smoke flow with the wind toward it.. Might flush it out.."
  194. (9:12:48 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance pulls his rifle around and draws a bead on one of the horns. "Shooting a horn would flush it out." He proposes.
  195. (9:12:48 PM) Soulless: Or, y'know, redact
  196. (9:13:01 PM) Mr_Wilt: Sure, Taggart.
  197. (9:13:12 PM) TheRaven: 6df+6 whee
  198. (9:13:12 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: whee: 4 (6df+6=-, -, +, 0, 0, -)
  199. (9:13:15 PM) Soulless: "Shooting a horn would also ruin the trophy."
  200. (9:13:20 PM) Soulless: *if it breaks
  201. (9:13:44 PM) Dawny: "I say Stoat gets a bit closer, checks it out. No use killing it if it's worthless."
  202. (9:13:49 PM) Soulless: Stoat seems to be pretty okay here, not wholly relaxed, but those who know her long enough.
  203. (9:13:55 PM) Soulless: "...Got it. Computer, let me off."
  204. (9:14:13 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance gives Stoat a look that is completely lost on here due to the fact that his face is covered by the gas mask. "It has two." He says simply.
  205. (9:14:16 PM) Mr_Wilt: The stairs extend from the side of the buss.
  206. (9:14:36 PM) Soulless: "A trophy head with one broken horn is less impressive than a full rack."
  207. (9:14:42 PM) Soulless: Can stoat roll stealth?
  208. (9:14:54 PM) Mr_Wilt: Taggart, they almost remind of you some strange, mismatch of ram and elk horns, but with even further distorted branches.
  209. (9:15:02 PM) Mr_Wilt: The scars probably mean it's seen some fight experience.
  210. (9:15:24 PM) TheRaven: "That thing's been in some serious fights. Hang back, Stoat."
  211. (9:15:25 PM) Uncandescent: "You as a corpse is less useful than alive."
  212. (9:15:52 PM) Noble left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
  213. (9:15:58 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stoat can roll for sneak
  214. (9:16:02 PM) roget: Has the creature noticed us yet?
  215. (9:16:08 PM) Mr_Wilt: It has not.
  216. (9:16:20 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance says that to Stoat.
  217. (9:16:22 PM) Soulless: "...Well then I'll have to depend on you to back me up wouldn't I. I'll keep my distance."
  218. (9:16:23 PM) Noble [~LumineInf@43763B1C.8A67D32.C470DF97.IP] entered the room.
  219. (9:16:49 PM) Soulless: 6df+8 Rollan sneak, Stoat keeps her distance. She just tries to enter the grass a reasonable distance away to see if she's seen.
  220. (9:16:49 PM) Glacon: Soulless: Rollan sneak, Stoat keeps her distance. She just tries to enter the grass a reasonable distance away to see if she's seen.: 8 (6df+8=+, 0, +, -, 0, -)
  221. (9:18:04 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+6 Bad eyesight
  222. (9:18:04 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: Bad eyesight: 6 (6df+6=-, +, -, +, +, -)
  223. (9:18:09 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance turns back to his rifle and keeps a bead on the horns, also trying to spot any movements through the tall grass that would suggest something else moving through it (besides Stoat).
  224. (9:18:13 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stoat goes undetected. The creature makes a sort of grunt.
  225. (9:18:24 PM) Mr_Wilt: It looks back down, obscuring the horns slightly.
  226. (9:18:36 PM) Vol is now known as Missingno
  227. (9:18:39 PM) Soulless: Stoat begins to sneak close, trying to get a good look.
  228. (9:18:44 PM) Dawny: Stephi looks through her scope, lining up a shot.
  229. (9:19:08 PM) roget is now known as Roget
  230. (9:19:08 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+6 Percep to Ranged
  231. (9:19:09 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: Percep to Ranged: 7 (6df+6=+, +, -, -, +, 0)
  232. (9:19:32 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance is ready to shoot this thing dead if it starts chanting latin or something.
  233. (9:19:38 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stoat will need to get a little closer.
  234. (9:19:40 PM) NAC: 6df+8 athletics to melee
  235. (9:19:40 PM) Glacon: NAC: athletics to melee: 11 (6df+8=+, -, 0, +, +, +)
  236. (9:19:52 PM) Soulless: Stoat is getting a little closer.
  237. (9:19:59 PM) NAC: Cameron stretches his arms and rolls his shoulder a bit.
  238. (9:20:02 PM) TheRaven: 6df+6 Taggart shoulders the bigass rifle and tries to line up with the creature's shoulder. (percep to ranged)
  239. (9:20:02 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: Taggart shoulders the bigass rifle and tries to line up with the creature's shoulder. (percep to ranged): 7 (6df+6=+, +, 0, +, -, -)
  240. (9:20:03 PM) Soulless: wait
  241. (9:20:05 PM) Soulless: no
  242. (9:20:11 PM) Soulless: how close does Stoat need to get?
  243. (9:20:35 PM) Mr_Wilt: Awfully close.
  244. (9:21:00 PM) Soulless: Stoat then backs off before she gets too close, as per Taggart's advice.
  245. (9:21:07 PM) Soulless: She goes back.
  246. (9:21:07 PM) Missingno is now known as Vol
  247. (9:21:20 PM) Soulless: "Couldn't get close enough for a good look without running too much risk."
  248. (9:21:27 PM) Noble left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
  249. (9:21:46 PM) Noble [~LumineInf@synIRC-E72A2F03.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au] entered the room.
  250. (9:22:08 PM) TheRaven: "What do we want to do?"
  251. (9:22:37 PM) Dawny: "I'm new at this, so whatever you guys want."
  252. (9:22:41 PM) Roget: "Maybe flush it out with some noise?"
  253. (9:22:53 PM) Soulless: "Do you want to shoot above it."
  254. (9:23:02 PM) NAC: "Might run away."
  255. (9:23:16 PM) Uncandescent: <<Toss your radio near it.>>
  256. (9:23:19 PM) Soulless: "Any other way to flush it out would also cause it to run."
  257. (9:23:24 PM) Soulless: Stoat looks to her radio.
  258. (9:23:26 PM) Roget: "Then we chase it."
  259. (9:23:27 PM) Soulless: "I'll do it."
  260. (9:23:33 PM) Roget: "This is a hunt, after all."
  261. (9:23:34 PM) TheRaven: "Running shots are difficult."
  262. (9:23:40 PM) Soulless: 6df+8 Stoat chucks her radio near it.
  263. (9:23:41 PM) Glacon: Soulless: Stoat chucks her radio near it.: 6 (6df+8=0, -, +, 0, -, -)
  264. (9:23:53 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+6 DO I HEAR YOUR CHUCKING
  265. (9:23:53 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: DO I HEAR YOUR CHUCKING: 5 (6df+6=+, -, -, 0, +, -)
  266. (9:24:03 PM) Mr_Wilt: The radio is chucked. The creature doesn't seem the notice.
  267. (9:24:20 PM) Soulless: "What now."
  268. (9:24:36 PM) TheRaven: "I might be able to get a good shot on it."
  269. (9:24:39 PM) NAC: <<Here mister animal. Come on out.>> Cameron radios.
  270. (9:24:40 PM) Roget: "Shoot at it?"
  271. (9:24:41 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance takes out his second radio. "Just wait."
  272. (9:24:54 PM) Mr_Wilt: The creature looks up, making a low growl.
  273. (9:24:58 PM) Mr_Wilt: Perception, everybody.
  274. (9:25:03 PM) Soulless: 6df+8 percep
  275. (9:25:03 PM) Glacon: Soulless: percep: 7 (6df+8=-, +, -, -, +, 0)
  276. (9:25:04 PM) NAC: 6df+5
  277. (9:25:04 PM) Glacon: NAC: 3 (6df+5=0, 0, -, -, 0, 0)
  278. (9:25:09 PM) Noble: 6df+4
  279. (9:25:09 PM) Glacon: Noble: 6 (6df+4=0, +, +, +, -, 0)
  280. (9:25:13 PM) Dawny: 6df+6
  281. (9:25:13 PM) Glacon: Dawny: 9 (6df+6=+, +, 0, -, +, +)
  282. (9:25:14 PM) Roget: 6df+6
  283. (9:25:14 PM) Glacon: Roget: 7 (6df+6=0, 0, +, -, +, 0)
  284. (9:25:15 PM) NAC: Cameron sneezes at the worst time.
  285. (9:25:25 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+6 Or, you know, just talk to it through the radio. If you want the //easy// way.
  286. (9:25:25 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: Or, you know, just talk to it through the radio. If you want the //easy// way.: 8 (6df+6=+, 0, 0, +, 0, 0)
  287. (9:25:26 PM) TheRaven: 6df+6
  288. (9:25:26 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: 5 (6df+6=-, -, -, +, +, 0)
  289. (9:26:40 PM) Mr_Wilt: You all notice a sudden rise in temperature. Stoat, Terrance, Ralph, and Stoat all notice what looks like smoke coming from near the creature.
  290. (9:26:58 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stephi swears she sees what looks like a flickering ember in the air, but only for the briefest moment.
  291. (9:26:59 PM) Soulless: "Creature's a firebeast. Computer, can you identify."
  292. (9:27:03 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance's thumb stops just short of flicking his second radio on.
  293. (9:27:19 PM) Noble: "Fun fun fun..."
  294. (9:27:29 PM) Dawny: "Um...ember" Stephi points, then it vanishes.
  295. (9:27:38 PM) TheRaven: "Shiiit. Not this thing again."
  296. (9:27:43 PM) TheRaven: "Shoot?"
  297. (9:27:46 PM) Uncandescent: <<1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10>> Terrance says into the radio.
  298. (9:28:07 PM) Roget: "I'm up for shooting>"
  299. (9:28:08 PM) Tox|Laptop [~Ultima@synIRC-153AB703.washdc.fios.verizon.net] entered the room.
  300. (9:28:08 PM) mode (+o Tox|Laptop) by ChanServ
  301. (9:28:11 PM) Mr_Wilt: The console pipes up. "Ursine 62241562."
  302. (9:28:17 PM) Roget: Ralph draws his pistol.
  303. (9:28:24 PM) Soulless: "Explain."
  304. (9:28:40 PM) TheRaven: "Hang on, hang on, I've got this."
  305. (9:28:40 PM) Dawny: Stephi re-alignes her shot. "Shoulder's a good area."
  306. (9:29:16 PM) NAC: "Doesn't Ursine mean bear?" Cameron wonders outloud.
  307. (9:29:30 PM) Noble: Paresse gets out some throwing knives and takes up a spot close to Stephi but gives her some space. "Yeah.."
  308. (9:29:35 PM) Mr_Wilt: The smoke increases, to the point everybody can see it. The creature finally turns to look at the bus, rising up out of the grass.
  309. (9:29:42 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance acknowledges that there's not much point in drawing it out at this point. Especially since it's relatively easy to gauge the shot based on the horns.
  310. (9:29:46 PM) Roget: "Yeah, ursine means bear."
  311. (9:29:50 PM) Mr_Wilt: Standby for description.
  312. (9:30:00 PM) Noble: "A fire bear?.."
  313. (9:30:24 PM) Dawny: "Let's just shoot it"
  314. (9:30:35 PM) Soulless: "...Ok."
  315. (9:30:36 PM) Roget: "Eeyup. Fire Bear."
  316. (9:31:01 PM) Roget: Ralph shoots at its shoulder.
  317. (9:31:22 PM) Noble: "Little too soon.."
  318. (9:31:34 PM) Uncandescent: SHUSH
  319. (9:32:35 PM) Mr_Wilt: Ralph has not shot it, while I continue to describe.
  320. (9:32:51 PM) DevilAngel [Mibbit@synIRC-E058E31E.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] entered the room.
  321. (9:33:05 PM) Tox|Laptop left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
  322. (9:33:17 PM) Mr_Wilt: The creature has a squished, almost-flat face, with a drooling maw of broken, crooked teeth poking out of upcurled lips and black gums. Long, white whiskers hang from its brown-furred face as it looks up and growls, small, round ears perking up from in front of its horns.
  323. (9:33:43 PM) TheRaven: "Put that thing away, new guy." Ralph would probably notice Taggart is carrying a bolt action and a bandolier of cigar-sized rounds.
  324. (9:33:58 PM) Mr_Wilt: It's large, built, kind of round, with large, thick shoulders and long legs. A tail swooshed out from behind it as smoke wisps its way from out of his mouth.
  325. (9:34:12 PM) Roget: Ralph slowly puts his pistol away. "Alright."
  326. (9:34:36 PM) Soulless: 6df+8 Stoat aim maneuver to throwing. She aims where it may hurt.
  327. (9:34:36 PM) Glacon: Soulless: Stoat aim maneuver to throwing. She aims where it may hurt.: 8 (6df+8=+, -, +, 0, -, 0)
  328. (9:34:40 PM) Tox|Laptop [~Ultima@synIRC-153AB703.washdc.fios.verizon.net] entered the room.
  329. (9:34:40 PM) mode (+o Tox|Laptop) by ChanServ
  330. (9:34:53 PM) Dawny: Stephi waits for the order to shoot.
  331. (9:34:58 PM) NAC: "Why is everything on fire in this world?"
  332. (9:35:03 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance levels his aim at the creature's throat. "Joint attack. In 3."
  333. (9:35:05 PM) Noble: "What a handsome fellow. I guess we should take him down with little damage right?"
  334. (9:35:09 PM) Noble: "Got it."
  335. (9:35:17 PM) Uncandescent: "2"
  336. (9:35:24 PM) Uncandescent: "1"
  337. (9:35:32 PM) NAC: "The last thing breathed fire, now this thing is fire." Cameron mutters.
  338. (9:35:36 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+10 Terrance fires for the throat
  339. (9:35:36 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: Terrance fires for the throat: 11 (6df+10=+, 0, +, 0, 0, -)
  340. (9:35:46 PM) Noble: 6df+6 throwing a throwing-knife!
  341. (9:35:46 PM) Glacon: Noble: throwing a throwing-knife!: 6 (6df+6=0, +, -, +, 0, -)
  342. (9:35:49 PM) Dawny: 6df+7 Stephi shoots for the chest.
  343. (9:35:50 PM) Glacon: Dawny: Stephi shoots for the chest.: 6 (6df+7=-, +, 0, 0, -, 0)
  344. (9:35:50 PM) Uncandescent: Tagging maneuver, btw
  345. (9:35:52 PM) TheRaven: 6df+17 double tag! .505 Gibbs does some serious shit.
  346. (9:35:52 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: double tag! .505 Gibbs does some serious shit.: 18 (6df+17=0, 0, -, +, +, 0)
  347. (9:36:05 PM) Roget: 6df+6 going for the shoulder
  348. (9:36:05 PM) Glacon: Roget: going for the shoulder: 7 (6df+6=+, -, 0, -, +, +)
  349. (9:36:13 PM) NAC: Redact Cameron's statements.
  350. (9:36:14 PM) Soulless: Stoat used her turn to maneuver
  351. (9:38:06 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+10 I AM A BEAR-CAT THING AND YOU ARE SHOOTING AT ME
  352. (9:38:06 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: I AM A BEAR-CAT THING AND YOU ARE SHOOTING AT ME: 9 (6df+10=-, +, -, -, +, 0)
  353. (9:39:03 PM) Mr_Wilt: Taggart and Terrance manage to shoot it, causing it to growl and thrash in pain, more and more smoke billowing out from its mouth as the ambient heat starts to rise.
  354. (9:39:18 PM) Mr_Wilt: It is now completely obscured by a cloud of smoke.
  355. (9:39:30 PM) Mr_Wilt: You hear growling from in the smoke, signifying its alive.
  356. (9:39:50 PM) TheRaven: "That seems to be working well."
  357. (9:39:52 PM) Dawny: "Fan-fucking-tastic..."
  358. (9:39:54 PM) Noble: "Why do I get the feeling we only pissed it off?
  359. (9:40:00 PM) Roget: "Oh dear."
  360. (9:40:12 PM) Soulless: "Keep shooting until it's too dead to be angry."
  361. (9:40:23 PM) Noble: "Good idea."
  362. (9:40:24 PM) NAC: Cameron goes down to the basement, seeming to remember the was a fire extinguisher somewhere in there. He might of been mistaken."
  363. (9:40:43 PM) NAC: by basement, I mean lower level of the bus
  364. (9:40:59 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance figures that either it is dead, or about to be dead. They hit it pretty dead-on.
  365. (9:41:02 PM) Mr_Wilt: He is, in fact, mistaken. There is no fire extinguisher.
  366. (9:41:10 PM) Roget: Ralph looks into the smoke, trying to make the creature out.
  367. (9:41:18 PM) Mr_Wilt: Ralph, roll Perception.
  368. (9:41:34 PM) Roget: 6df+6
  369. (9:41:34 PM) Glacon: Roget: 8 (6df+6=+, -, +, 0, 0, +)
  370. (9:41:39 PM) NullAshton left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
  371. (9:41:56 PM) Soulless: Does Stoat's perception maneuver still remain?
  372. (9:42:03 PM) Mr_Wilt: It does not.
  373. (9:42:06 PM) NAC: Reminder of the supplies in the bottom part?
  374. (9:42:09 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+10 Hidin'.
  375. (9:42:09 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: Hidin'.: 11 (6df+10=-, +, +, 0, -, +)
  376. (9:42:17 PM) Mr_Wilt: Booze and a few chairs.
  377. (9:42:30 PM) Mr_Wilt: Ralph can't find any evidence of the creature in the smoke.
  378. (9:42:32 PM) NAC: Cameron grabs the booze. What Proof is it?
  379. (9:42:33 PM) Soulless: Can stoat roll perception again then?
  380. (9:43:22 PM) Mr_Wilt: 40 Proof.
  381. (9:43:29 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance draws back, waiting for the thing to finish its death throes and the smoke to clear.
  382. (9:43:32 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stoat can roll Perception to try to find it.
  383. (9:43:34 PM) Roget: Do I see anything?
  384. (9:44:29 PM) Mr_Wilt: 21:42 Mr_Wilt Ralph can't find any evidence of the creature in the smoke.
  385. (9:44:46 PM) Soulless: 6df+8 Probably not happening because Glacon is a troll
  386. (9:44:47 PM) Glacon: Soulless: Probably not happening because Glacon is a troll: 4 (6df+8=-, 0, -, 0, -, -)
  387. (9:44:50 PM) Mr_Wilt: The smoke isn't clearing at all. In fact, it's now starting to envelop the bus.
  388. (9:44:53 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+10 LolGlacon
  389. (9:44:53 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: LolGlacon: 11 (6df+10=+, 0, 0, +, 0, -)
  390. (9:44:57 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stoat can't see it, either.
  391. (9:45:16 PM) Mr_Wilt: Perception, everybody.
  392. (9:45:16 PM) Soulless: "...It'll probably attack while we can't see it."
  393. (9:45:20 PM) TheRaven: Taggart just works the bolt on his rifle.
  394. (9:45:23 PM) TheRaven: 6df+6 percep?
  395. (9:45:23 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: percep?: 8 (6df+6=-, +, +, +, +, -)
  396. (9:45:25 PM) Dawny: 6df+6 great
  397. (9:45:25 PM) Glacon: Dawny: great: 10 (6df+6=0, +, 0, +, +, +)
  398. (9:45:27 PM) Uncandescent: Well shit. Terrance tenses back up at this, readying his rifle and scouring the smoke from behind his gas mask.
  399. (9:45:36 PM) Mr_Wilt: Except Terrance.
  400. (9:45:38 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+6 I have nothing I can Tag for this.
  401. (9:45:38 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: I have nothing I can Tag for this.: 6 (6df+6=0, +, 0, -, +, -)
  402. (9:45:47 PM) Uncandescent: Or fine.
  403. (9:45:50 PM) NAC: Cameron thinks for a moment. Might light the thing on fire or the water content's high enough to cool it off. Cameron grabs all the bottles of booze.
  404. (9:45:50 PM) Uncandescent: Whatever.
  405. (9:45:50 PM) Noble: 6fg+4
  406. (9:45:51 PM) NullAshton [~quassel@synIRC-E6712AB0.dhcp.kgpt.tn.charter.com] entered the room.
  407. (9:46:01 PM) Noble: 6df+4
  408. (9:46:01 PM) Glacon: Noble: 2 (6df+4=0, 0, 0, -, -, 0)
  409. (9:46:02 PM) NAC: Cam's in the bottom, no windows
  410. (9:46:08 PM) Soulless: 6df+8 percep
  411. (9:46:09 PM) Glacon: Soulless: percep: 7 (6df+8=-, -, 0, 0, 0, +)
  412. (9:46:22 PM) Roget: 6df+6 perception
  413. (9:46:23 PM) Glacon: Roget: perception: 6 (6df+6=+, +, 0, -, 0, -)
  414. (9:46:42 PM) Mr_Wilt: Everybody but Cameron, Paresse, and Cameron notice the smoke has a certain smell to it.
  415. (9:46:46 PM) Mr_Wilt: Almost like gasoline.
  416. (9:47:12 PM) Soulless: "...Crap. Computer can you get us out of the smoke."
  417. (9:47:18 PM) Soulless: REDACT THE CRAP THATS NOT STOAT
  418. (9:47:26 PM) Roget: "That smell does not bode well."
  419. (9:47:35 PM) Dawny: "This is bad"
  420. (9:47:37 PM) TheRaven: "Oh fuck, it's making a FAE. Computer, get us the hell out of here."
  421. (9:48:24 PM) Noble: Paresse ducks down, covering his mouth and nose.
  422. (9:48:48 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bus quickly pulls away from the smoke, just in time for embers to briefly appear within the cloud.
  423. (9:49:11 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance knows not what an FAE is and he can't smell shit from behind his mask. He continues to look around for the bear right until the zoom out of the cloud.
  424. (9:49:19 PM) Uncandescent: *they
  425. (9:49:34 PM) Vol left the room (quit: Quit: ).
  426. (9:49:36 PM) Mr_Wilt: The cloud suddenly ignites into a conflagration, which soars up into the air with a roar.
  427. (9:50:00 PM) Noble: "Fuck."
  428. (9:50:00 PM) Soulless: "When the smoke clears, we aim and fire."
  429. (9:50:24 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance watches that a bit wide eyed. That was almost them.
  430. (9:50:27 PM) Noble: Paresse readies his knives.
  431. (9:50:29 PM) Roget: Ralph readies his gun. "Gotcha."
  432. (9:50:57 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance pulls his gun up and watches for any movement in the smoke.
  433. (9:50:58 PM) NAC: Cameron steps back onto the top of the transport, eyebrow raised at the conflagration. "Well then."
  434. (9:51:07 PM) Dawny: Stephi has her rifle up, looking through the scope for movement.
  435. (9:51:14 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bear charges out of the blaze, smoke billowing from its mouth and flames trailing behind it, its horns drawn downward. Ath, everybody on the bus.
  436. (9:51:23 PM) TheRaven: 6df+6 oh god what
  437. (9:51:23 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: oh god what: 6 (6df+6=+, +, -, 0, -, 0)
  438. (9:51:30 PM) NAC: 6df+8 PROTECT THE BOOZE
  439. (9:51:30 PM) Glacon: NAC: PROTECT THE BOOZE: 8 (6df+8=+, 0, -, 0, -, +)
  440. (9:51:40 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+5 DEMON BEAR OH SHIT DEMON BEAR
  441. (9:51:40 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: DEMON BEAR OH SHIT DEMON BEAR: 4 (6df+5=0, +, 0, 0, -, -)
  442. (9:51:41 PM) Soulless: 6df+8 ath!
  443. (9:51:41 PM) Glacon: Soulless: ath!: 9 (6df+8=+, +, +, 0, -, -)
  444. (9:51:44 PM) Noble: 6df+4
  445. (9:51:44 PM) Glacon: Noble: 8 (6df+4=+, +, +, +, -, +)
  446. (9:52:00 PM) Roget: 6df+6 Agh!
  447. (9:52:01 PM) Glacon: Roget: Agh!: 8 (6df+6=-, +, +, -, +, +)
  448. (9:52:15 PM) Dawny: 6df+5
  449. (9:52:15 PM) Glacon: Dawny: 3 (6df+5=0, -, +, 0, -, -)
  450. (9:52:28 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+12 PREPARE FOR THE ROUGHEST BUTT RAMMING YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED
  451. (9:52:28 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: PREPARE FOR THE ROUGHEST BUTT RAMMING YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED: 12 (6df+12=+, +, -, 0, -, 0)
  452. (9:53:06 PM) Soulless: Welp
  453. (9:53:24 PM) Mr_Wilt: The horns of the bear ram into the side of the bus, causing it to tip over briefly. Everybody loses their footing, causing them to tumble off the onto the other side of the bus.
  454. (9:53:31 PM) Roget: Oh my
  455. (9:53:53 PM) Roget: Ralph tries to do a roll when he hits the ground
  456. (9:53:56 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance cries out for a moment. Can he grab for a seat?
  457. (9:54:02 PM) Noble_ [~LumineInf@E4667509.AF484D74.144172E4.IP] entered the room.
  458. (9:54:10 PM) TheRaven: "Fuuuuuck!"
  459. (9:54:11 PM) Noble left the room (quit: NickServ (GHOST command used by Noble_)).
  460. (9:54:12 PM) Noble_ is now known as Noble
  461. (9:54:21 PM) Mr_Wilt: Terrance can try. Ath again, Terrance.
  462. (9:54:23 PM) Noble: "Ow that sucks.."
  463. (9:54:38 PM) Dawny: Stephi falls as grace-lessly as ever.
  464. (9:55:14 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+9 Tagging Good With His Hands Terrance flails out reflexively, finding and just as quickly grabbing onto a nearby chair with a grip like steel.
  465. (9:55:14 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: Tagging Good With His Hands Terrance flails out reflexively, finding and just as quickly grabbing onto a nearby chair with a grip like steel.: 9 (6df+9=+, +, -, -, -, +)
  466. (9:55:18 PM) Soulless: Stoat rolls to regain her footing as best she can.
  467. (9:55:23 PM) Noble: "You right Stephi?"
  468. (9:55:31 PM) Uncandescent: -chair +seat
  469. (9:55:33 PM) Roget: Ralph rolls to see where the bear is
  470. (9:55:38 PM) TheRaven: Can they see the devil bear?
  471. (9:55:45 PM) Dawny: "Always" Stephi tries to stand, huffing slightly.
  472. (9:55:46 PM) Mr_Wilt: They cannot.
  473. (9:56:00 PM) Mr_Wilt: Terrance manages to grab onto a seat! He is now the only one up on the bus.
  474. (9:56:29 PM) Uncandescent: What is the status of the bus? What orientation is it in?
  475. (9:56:40 PM) Mr_Wilt: It's still upright. It was just jarred for a moment.
  476. (9:56:54 PM) Dawny: "You good?" Stephi glances at Paresse.
  477. (9:57:14 PM) Soulless: Stoat moves to get up by Terrance.
  478. (9:57:15 PM) Noble: "Yep.. Undies are still white so I'm fine."
  479. (9:57:26 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stoat cannot. She fell off.
  480. (9:57:28 PM) NAC: Cameron groans and hits onto the floor. Do the bottles break?
  481. (9:57:30 PM) Soulless: Oh pfft
  482. (9:57:32 PM) Dawny: Stephi chuckles and shakes her head.
  483. (9:57:43 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bottles don't break, remarkably.
  484. (9:57:44 PM) Soulless: "Who needs help getting up."
  485. (9:57:49 PM) TheRaven: Stairs to get back on?
  486. (9:57:53 PM) Noble: "Me!"
  487. (9:57:54 PM) Roget: Ralph stands up and brushes himself off. "Everyone alright?"
  488. (9:57:55 PM) Mr_Wilt: Other side.
  489. (9:58:10 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance's arm wrenches for a moment as the bus rights itself. He pulls himself forward and steadies himself with his other hand, eyes flitting frantically about for the monster.
  490. (9:58:12 PM) Sequence [~chatzilla@synIRC-900F2EBB.client.mchsi.com] entered the room.
  491. (9:58:12 PM) mode (+h Sequence) by ChanServ
  492. (9:58:34 PM) Mr_Wilt: They hear growling from the other side of the bus. Terrance sees it slowly start to circle around the bus, sniffling, as though it
  493. (9:58:38 PM) Mr_Wilt: 's trying to find them.
  494. (9:59:13 PM) Uncandescent: How do its wounds look?
  495. (9:59:41 PM) NAC: Cameron looks at stoat. He passes her the largest bottle of booze he has. "When you see it, throw this at it."
  496. (9:59:48 PM) Soulless: "Got it."
  497. (10:00:03 PM) Mr_Wilt: Pretty bad. It's definitely limping, and its bleeding heavily from its shoulder.
  498. (10:00:07 PM) Mr_Wilt: Probably Taggart's shot.
  499. (10:00:33 PM) NAC: "40 proof might dampen it. Or get it drunk. Either way it gets colder or less efficient."
  500. (10:00:38 PM) Noble: Paresse sighs. "Maybe I should try and get it when I can.."
  501. (10:01:02 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance slowly moves along the bus, keeping it in sight. Sneak to stay unnoticed?
  502. (10:01:12 PM) Mr_Wilt: Sure.
  503. (10:01:36 PM) Soulless: Stoat tries to sneak in the grass so she can get close to the catbear. Ceat.
  504. (10:01:37 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+7 Not Tagging; my fate is in your hands, Glacon!
  505. (10:01:37 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: Not Tagging; my fate is in your hands, Glacon!: 8 (6df+7=0, +, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  506. (10:01:43 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+6 Wut
  507. (10:01:43 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: Wut: 7 (6df+6=+, 0, +, -, -, +)
  508. (10:01:44 PM) TheRaven: If it's coming around one side of the bus, that would mean we can run to the stairs by the other, wouldn't it?
  509. (10:01:44 PM) Soulless: Ceart*
  510. (10:01:51 PM) Soulless: Can she roll?
  511. (10:01:58 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bear doesn't seem to notice Terrance.
  512. (10:02:11 PM) Noble_ [~LumineInf@269DF7E7.6936BCC4.144172E4.IP] entered the room.
  513. (10:02:13 PM) Mr_Wilt: Taggart doesn't exactly know if it is moving around, though.
  514. (10:02:27 PM) Noble left the room (quit: NickServ (GHOST command used by Noble_)).
  515. (10:02:28 PM) Noble_ is now known as Noble
  516. (10:02:51 PM) Noble: "I swear... I'm gonna kill that bear.. Make his hide into a picnic basket."
  517. (10:02:52 PM) Soulless: Can Stoat roll?
  518. (10:02:52 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stoat can roll, but she also doesn't know if it is moving around, or which direction.
  519. (10:02:56 PM) Soulless: oh okay
  520. (10:03:06 PM) Soulless: can stoat roll perception for direction then?
  521. (10:03:12 PM) Mr_Wilt: No.
  522. (10:03:15 PM) Dawny: "That sounds very un-romantic"
  523. (10:03:15 PM) Mr_Wilt: It's on the other side of a bus.
  524. (10:03:17 PM) Soulless: Okay.
  525. (10:03:22 PM) Soulless: Stoat goes to stealth.
  526. (10:03:25 PM) Soulless: 6df+8 sneek
  527. (10:03:25 PM) Glacon: Soulless: sneek: 9 (6df+8=0, +, +, +, -, -)
  528. (10:03:45 PM) NAC: Cameron doesn't go to stealth. He's just standing there, with bottles of booze and a bad plan.
  529. (10:03:53 PM) Mr_Wilt: Is Stoat moving at all?
  530. (10:04:02 PM) TheRaven: Taggart is kneeling, rifle in hand.
  531. (10:04:07 PM) Soulless: Yes. She's trying to go where she thinks it might be.
  532. (10:04:15 PM) Mr_Wilt: And that direction is?
  533. (10:04:31 PM) Roget: Ralph has his pistol and is nervously looking out for the bear
  534. (10:04:45 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance contemplates alerting the others to the bear's movements, but the bear could easily hear him. And he wasn't sure of the extent of it's abilities, meaning that he could be ignited before he gets a shot off.
  535. (10:05:13 PM) Soulless: Around the bus?
  536. (10:05:15 PM) Noble: Paresse sighs. "We'll have to move eventually..."
  537. (10:05:45 PM) Uncandescent: Of course, he could just make it squeal.
  538. (10:05:56 PM) Uncandescent: How close is the bear to the bus?
  539. (10:06:13 PM) Mr_Wilt: Practically right next to it.
  540. (10:06:23 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stoat creeps around the left side. She does not see a bear.
  541. (10:06:59 PM) Uncandescent: Are the horns curled enough that Terrance could snag something in them?
  542. (10:07:01 PM) padri left the room (quit: Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.88.2 [Firefox 12.0/20120420145725]).
  543. (10:07:10 PM) Mr_Wilt: They are.
  544. (10:07:10 PM) Soulless: Stoat keeps circling, looking for a bear.
  545. (10:07:25 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stoat does not see the bear!
  546. (10:07:52 PM) TheRaven: <<Clear?>>
  547. (10:08:02 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance grins. Better plan; make it blind. Terrance pulls out a Tear Gas Grenade, and attempts to drop it in such a way as to get ensnared by the creature's horns.
  548. (10:08:02 PM) Dawny: Stephi sighs, looking around still. "Now what?"
  549. (10:08:10 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bear suddenly grunts as Taggart and Stephi speak.
  550. (10:08:12 PM) NAC: Cameron looks left and right, does he see any sign of a bear?
  551. (10:08:34 PM) TheRaven: He was whispering, if it makes any difference.
  552. (10:08:39 PM) Soulless: Stoat has no radio!
  553. (10:08:39 PM) Roget: "I guess we wait."
  554. (10:08:48 PM) Mr_Wilt: Ah, it does, then.
  555. (10:08:50 PM) Noble: Paresse moves closer to Stephi, checks his knives. "I guess I could only use these for a kill.."
  556. (10:08:51 PM) Soulless: She threw hers, then the bush exploded!
  557. (10:08:54 PM) Mr_Wilt: Redact, then.
  558. (10:09:01 PM) Uncandescent: He pops the pin before letting go, of course.
  559. (10:09:11 PM) Dawny: Stephi's wasn't a whisper.
  560. (10:09:42 PM) Dawny: "Need a gun?" Stephi offers her Judge.
  561. (10:09:52 PM) Mr_Wilt: Then unredact.
  562. (10:10:06 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+4 Tagging Theatrical I'm not sure if this is necessary, but I //am// sure it's cool.
  563. (10:10:06 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: Tagging Theatrical I'm not sure if this is necessary, but I //am// sure it's cool.: 5 (6df+4=+, -, 0, +, 0, 0)
  564. (10:10:13 PM) Noble: "Not a good shot."
  565. (10:10:26 PM) Mr_Wilt: The tear gas grenade drops into the tangle of horns, just as the bear rounds the right side.
  566. (10:10:32 PM) Dawny: "I'll teach you sometime"
  567. (10:10:49 PM) Mr_Wilt: It deploys, the smoke enveloping it, causing it to thrash and flail blindly.
  568. (10:11:11 PM) Noble: "Yeah..." Paresse smiles at her... Then hears shit.
  569. (10:11:22 PM) Mr_Wilt: Smoke billows from its mouth as it flails, now in sight by those on the other side of the bus.
  570. (10:11:42 PM) Uncandescent: <<Target is impaired. Fire when ready.>>
  571. (10:11:42 PM) TheRaven: Taggart quickly pulls on his gas mask. "Everyone on the bus!"
  572. (10:11:56 PM) Dawny: Stephi turns, lining up a shot to the chest. "Fire at...nevermind then..."
  573. (10:12:02 PM) Roget: Ralph dashes to the bus
  574. (10:12:26 PM) NAC: Cameron doesn't have a Gas mask. He throws one of the bottles of booze at it. "Get behind me." he grumbles to the others.
  575. (10:12:32 PM) NAC: 6df+0 I'm a drunk.
  576. (10:12:32 PM) Glacon: NAC: I'm a drunk.: 2 (6df+0=-, +, 0, +, +, 0)
  577. (10:12:36 PM) TheRaven: 6df+13 Taggart looses a round at it before running for the stairs.
  578. (10:12:36 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: Taggart looses a round at it before running for the stairs.: 14 (6df+13=+, -, +, +, 0, -)
  579. (10:12:52 PM) Dawny: 6df+7 Stephi shoots, then runs.
  580. (10:12:52 PM) Glacon: Dawny: Stephi shoots, then runs.: 8 (6df+7=0, +, 0, -, 0, +)
  581. (10:13:34 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance stands back and watches, not really wanting to draw the attention of the fire bear that's like 3 feet away.
  582. (10:14:11 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+10 AH GOD THE PAIN OF TEAR GAS
  583. (10:14:11 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: AH GOD THE PAIN OF TEAR GAS: 12 (6df+10=-, 0, +, +, +, 0)
  584. (10:14:27 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+5 And Ath vs Bottle
  585. (10:14:27 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: And Ath vs Bottle: 6 (6df+5=0, -, +, -, +, +)
  586. (10:14:58 PM) Mr_Wilt: Cameron's bottle goes soaring past it as it suddenly leaps to the side, shouting in pain. Taggart manages to get a shot into its other leg, causing it to shout and growl in more pain.
  587. (10:15:07 PM) Mr_Wilt: The cloud, slightly enveloping the back of the bus, ignites.
  588. (10:15:14 PM) Soulless: Stoat heads where it is!
  589. (10:15:43 PM) Roget: "Somebody kill that damn thing!"
  590. (10:15:44 PM) Uncandescent: What happens to the back of the bus?
  591. (10:15:47 PM) Soulless: err
  592. (10:15:47 PM) TheRaven: Did they make it onto the bus?
  593. (10:15:50 PM) Soulless: redact
  594. (10:16:06 PM) NAC: Cameron breaks a bottle against the side of the bus before going after it behind stoat.
  595. (10:16:12 PM) Noble: Paresse stuck close to the others.
  596. (10:16:17 PM) Mr_Wilt: They did, but the back of the bus is now on fire as it speeds away from the bear.
  597. (10:16:18 PM) Soulless: She attempts to meet up with the others.
  598. (10:16:28 PM) Soulless: wait, was she left behind?
  599. (10:16:28 PM) TheRaven: "Fuuuck."
  600. (10:16:33 PM) Mr_Wilt: No, Stoat wasn't.
  601. (10:16:36 PM) Uncandescent: We didn't speed away yet.
  602. (10:16:36 PM) Soulless: okay
  603. (10:16:37 PM) TheRaven: "Computer, fire suppression systems?"
  604. (10:16:46 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bus sped away on its own accord.
  605. (10:16:51 PM) Uncandescent: Ah.
  606. (10:17:03 PM) Mr_Wilt: "Lack of fire suppressants. Heading for nearest water source."
  607. (10:17:26 PM) Soulless: "..."
  608. (10:17:42 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance holds onto a seat, watching the fire in case it spreads dangerously close.
  609. (10:17:49 PM) Dawny: "Maybe we should get off?" Stephi looks a bit scared.
  610. (10:18:05 PM) Noble: Paresse waits for what Stoat tells them.
  611. (10:18:07 PM) Roget: Is the bear chasing us?
  612. (10:18:18 PM) Mr_Wilt: It isn't. It's still flailing about in its ball of flame.
  613. (10:19:16 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance looks away from the bear towards wherever the bus is headed. What does he see?
  614. (10:19:29 PM) Roget: Ralph looks around nervously. "Uhhh, what did it mean by 'nearest water source'?"
  615. (10:19:32 PM) Mr_Wilt: He sees a rapidly approaching river.
  616. (10:19:41 PM) TheRaven: "I believe we're going to jump in a lake.
  617. (10:19:44 PM) TheRaven: "
  618. (10:19:56 PM) Roget: "Shit."
  619. (10:19:57 PM) Dawny: "Great...we're going to get soaked"
  620. (10:20:00 PM) Noble: "Well river."
  621. (10:20:24 PM) Uncandescent: "Everyone below deck." Terrance says loud enough for everyone to hear, then jumps in the below hatch.
  622. (10:20:26 PM) Mr_Wilt: Everybody's on the bus, then, as the bear continues flailing.
  623. (10:20:37 PM) NAC: Redact, cameron never broke the bottle. He just puts it away back in the bar.
  624. (10:20:45 PM) Roget: Ralph follows terrance down below.
  625. (10:21:04 PM) Noble: Paresse follows down.
  626. (10:21:13 PM) Dawny: Stephi follows.
  627. (10:21:19 PM) TheRaven: Taggart does too.
  628. (10:22:03 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance lands and moves out of the way of the others, waiting for Stoat to come down so he can tell the hatch to close.
  629. (10:22:25 PM) Roget: "Is the inside of this bus waterproof?"
  630. (10:22:53 PM) Dawny: "Why are you so stressed about a bit of water?"
  631. (10:22:57 PM) Uncandescent: "Most likely."
  632. (10:23:12 PM) Roget: "I'm not a very strong swimmer..."
  633. (10:23:13 PM) Soulless: Stoat's down sorry
  634. (10:23:23 PM) Noble: "You'll be fine."
  635. (10:23:28 PM) NAC: "The water's probably on fire." Cameron grunts, remembering the last time they went to water. "Or filled with dragodiles."
  636. (10:23:29 PM) Uncandescent: "Hatch, close."
  637. (10:23:47 PM) Mr_Wilt: The hatch closes as the inside gets a little hotter.
  638. (10:23:52 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bus continues to zoom forward.
  639. (10:24:14 PM) Dawny: Stephi wipes a but of sweat off her brow, frowning.
  640. (10:24:21 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance leans against a wall, crosses his arms, and waits.
  641. (10:24:38 PM) NAC: d10 Cameron's sweatyness
  642. (10:24:38 PM) Glacon: NAC: Cameron's sweatyness: 4 (d10=4)
  643. (10:24:42 PM) Dawny: "Wait...we just locked ourselves in an oven...didn't we?"
  644. (10:24:44 PM) Noble: Paresse leans against the side.
  645. (10:24:49 PM) NAC: Cameron's moderately sweaty.
  646. (10:24:53 PM) Noble: "I think that sums it.."
  647. (10:24:59 PM) Mr_Wilt: A loud splash comes from outside as the bus suddenly plunges into water.
  648. (10:25:14 PM) Mr_Wilt: You hear the familiar hum of the jets die down.
  649. (10:25:58 PM) Dawny: "Well, that was fun"
  650. (10:26:06 PM) Noble: "Yeah.."
  651. (10:26:10 PM) Roget: "Sure, fun."
  652. (10:26:18 PM) Uncandescent: "We wait for ten minutes. Then we tell it to get out, and back to the creature."
  653. (10:26:20 PM) Soulless: "..."
  654. (10:26:25 PM) Soulless: "I'm with Terrance."
  655. (10:26:26 PM) Noble: "We'll still have to kill the bear.. I if it isn't already dead."
  656. (10:26:40 PM) Noble: "Got it."
  657. (10:26:56 PM) Dawny: "Works for me"
  658. (10:27:03 PM) Noble: Paresse sat down. "Hungry Stephi?"
  659. (10:27:11 PM) Mr_Wilt: Perception, everybody.
  660. (10:27:12 PM) Roget: "I'm down with that."
  661. (10:27:19 PM) Dawny: "I could eat" Stephi nods.
  662. (10:27:22 PM) Noble: 6df+4
  663. (10:27:23 PM) Glacon: Noble: 6 (6df+4=0, +, +, +, -, 0)
  664. (10:27:25 PM) Dawny: 6df+6 great
  665. (10:27:25 PM) Glacon: Dawny: great: 8 (6df+6=+, +, +, 0, -, 0)
  666. (10:27:31 PM) NAC: 6df+5 Cameron is not omnipresent.
  667. (10:27:31 PM) Glacon: NAC: Cameron is not omnipresent.: 5 (6df+5=+, 0, 0, -, +, -)
  668. (10:27:40 PM) Noble: Paresse hands her a chocolate bar, partially melted but still good.
  669. (10:27:56 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+6 You know, a watch would be helpful right now. Can't really set a time without a way to track time.
  670. (10:27:57 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: You know, a watch would be helpful right now. Can't really set a time without a way to track time.: 9 (6df+6=-, 0, +, +, +, +)
  671. (10:27:57 PM) Roget: 6df+6
  672. (10:27:57 PM) Glacon: Roget: 8 (6df+6=-, +, +, +, 0, 0)
  673. (10:28:02 PM) TheRaven: 6df+6
  674. (10:28:02 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: 2 (6df+6=-, -, 0, 0, -, -)
  675. (10:28:07 PM) Soulless: 6df+8 percep
  676. (10:28:08 PM) Glacon: Soulless: percep: 11 (6df+8=+, 0, 0, +, +, 0)
  677. (10:28:18 PM) Dawny: "I don't eat sweets" Stephi frowns a bit and hands it back. "But thank you"
  678. (10:28:28 PM) Noble: "It's alright."
  679. (10:28:59 PM) NAC: Cameron shrugs some and looks at Stephi. "Here." he says, offering a granola bar. "Less sweet."
  680. (10:29:35 PM) Noble: Paresse rotates his neck a little.
  681. (10:29:47 PM) Dawny: "Thank you" Stephi smiles and reads the nutrition facts.
  682. (10:29:57 PM) TheRaven: Taggart reloads his rifle and waits.
  683. (10:30:07 PM) Mr_Wilt: Oh, right, results of roll
  684. (10:30:13 PM) Uncandescent: :I
  685. (10:30:18 PM) Roget: :|
  686. (10:30:31 PM) Scantron is now known as ScanAFK
  687. (10:30:43 PM) NAC: It's a very healthy granola bar. High in fiber.
  688. (10:30:46 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stoat, Ralph, and Terrance hear what sounds like a light sliding against the hull of the bus. (Fuck you guys I got a bit distracted. :C)
  689. (10:31:08 PM) Roget: "Anyone else hear that?"
  690. (10:31:23 PM) TheRaven: "Hear what?"
  691. (10:31:34 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance perks up. He looks around the interior, trying to place where the sound is coming from. Can he?
  692. (10:31:41 PM) Dawny: Stephi is nibbling on the granola bar and shakes her head. She breaks it in half and offers it to Paresse.
  693. (10:31:43 PM) Uncandescent: "Yeah."
  694. (10:31:49 PM) Roget: "Sounds like something rubbing against the bus."
  695. (10:32:02 PM) Soulless: "...Sliding."
  696. (10:32:05 PM) Noble: Paresse smiles. "I'll have to play the pocky game with you, if I manage to get ahold of some."
  697. (10:32:16 PM) Mr_Wilt: He can't, as it just as quickly faded away.
  698. (10:32:19 PM) Soulless: "We might have to go hunting for big fish."
  699. (10:32:25 PM) NAC: "Transport. Are we underwater?" Cameron asks out loud.
  700. (10:32:32 PM) DevilAngel is now known as Devil
  701. (10:32:36 PM) Dawny: "Pocky?"
  702. (10:32:41 PM) Devil is now known as DevilAngel
  703. (10:32:42 PM) TheRaven: "Computer, identify whatever just touched the vehicle."
  704. (10:32:50 PM) Noble: Paresse chuckles. "I'll show you one day."
  705. (10:33:07 PM) Dawny: Stephi nods and continues to nibble the granola bar.
  706. (10:33:16 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance moves casually to the center of the interior. It //probably// can't break through the hull, but...
  707. (10:33:18 PM) Proto_Lost [Mibbit@6D993529.BDE9800.815AE96E.IP] entered the room.
  708. (10:33:52 PM) Mr_Wilt: "Roger."
  709. (10:34:00 PM) Mr_Wilt: A hum momentarily fills the hull.
  710. (10:34:06 PM) Mr_Wilt: "Life present outside of hull."
  711. (10:34:19 PM) Soulless: "Identify, if possible."
  712. (10:34:21 PM) NAC: "Roger is touching the hull?"
  713. (10:34:29 PM) Roget: Ralph puts his ear to the side of the bus, listening for the sound.
  714. (10:34:33 PM) Soulless: err
  715. (10:34:35 PM) Soulless: redaaaact
  716. (10:34:50 PM) Soulless: "...Can we surface, computer."
  717. (10:35:14 PM) Dawny: "Nessie came to visit."
  718. (10:35:26 PM) Mr_Wilt: "Roger."
  719. (10:35:31 PM) Roget: Do I roll for perception?
  720. (10:35:33 PM) Noble: Paresse chuckles. "I love your sense of humor."
  721. (10:35:37 PM) Mr_Wilt: Sure, go ahead.
  722. (10:35:43 PM) DevilAngel is now known as rawr
  723. (10:35:51 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance glances at Stephi for a minute before staring back into space. "Computer, status of flames."
  724. (10:35:52 PM) Roget: 6df+6
  725. (10:35:52 PM) Glacon: Roget: 5 (6df+6=0, -, 0, -, 0, +)
  726. (10:35:59 PM) rawr is now known as dev
  727. (10:36:10 PM) Mr_Wilt: Ralph doesn't hear anything significant.
  728. (10:36:12 PM) dev is now known as DevilAngel
  729. (10:36:15 PM) Mr_Wilt: "Extinguished."
  730. (10:36:16 PM) Soulless: "Surface so we can get a look at our surroundings, if the flames are out."
  731. (10:36:18 PM) Dawny: Stephi pauses for a minute, then smiles. "I'm glad I can help"
  732. (10:36:29 PM) NAC: Cameron looks down at Paresse with a raised eyebrow, as if he doesn't understand what he's talking about.
  733. (10:36:39 PM) Mr_Wilt: The familiar hum of jets starts up again as the bus moves up, surfacing.
  734. (10:36:42 PM) TheRaven: Can anyone else roll percep?
  735. (10:37:01 PM) Mr_Wilt: Nothing else to hear.
  736. (10:37:04 PM) Noble: Paresse stands back up.
  737. (10:37:13 PM) DevilAngel left the room.
  738. (10:38:18 PM) Mr_Wilt: A light tap, following by the sound of something brushing against the bottom of the hull.
  739. (10:38:22 PM) Mr_Wilt: Everyone can hear it, this time.
  740. (10:38:40 PM) Noble: "This can't be good."
  741. (10:38:46 PM) TheRaven: "Well shit."
  742. (10:38:49 PM) Roget: "shit."
  743. (10:38:52 PM) TheRaven: "Computer, back on land."
  744. (10:39:01 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance's eyes flit around the hull. "Computer, identify life form that just made contact."
  745. (10:39:03 PM) Mr_Wilt: "Roger."
  746. (10:39:11 PM) Noble: Paresse draws his knives. "Stuck in the middle I guess.."
  747. (10:39:15 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bus moves back as another hum starts up again.
  748. (10:39:20 PM) Dawny: "I'd really like to not be trapped inside a bus about to be ripped open by some other worldy beast please computer."
  749. (10:39:44 PM) Roget: "C'mon, you don't like Nessie?"
  750. (10:39:50 PM) NAC: "It's probably just Roger."
  751. (10:40:07 PM) Mr_Wilt: "Crocodylian 201314. Identified as "Dragodile" by locals."
  752. (10:40:21 PM) Noble: "Joy.."
  753. (10:40:24 PM) NAC: "That's not Roger. Computer flee."
  754. (10:40:33 PM) TheRaven: "The bear's injured. Probably starting to stiffen up by now."
  755. (10:40:54 PM) Soulless: "Does anyone want to fight a croc."
  756. (10:41:05 PM) Noble: "If it comes up I'll try."
  757. (10:41:06 PM) TheRaven: "Not particularly."
  758. (10:41:06 PM) Dawny: "Sounds fun" Stephi shrugs.
  759. (10:41:07 PM) Mr_Wilt: Everybody, Ath.
  760. (10:41:13 PM) Noble: 6df+4
  761. (10:41:14 PM) Glacon: Noble: 1 (6df+4=-, -, 0, 0, 0, -)
  762. (10:41:16 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance's debate on whether or not Cam was serious or was just terrible at telling jokes was abruptly derailed by the computer's statement. "Creature's current distance from us." He demands.
  763. (10:41:17 PM) Dawny: 6df+5 great
  764. (10:41:17 PM) Glacon: Dawny: great: 4 (6df+5=-, +, -, 0, +, -)
  765. (10:41:20 PM) Soulless: 6df+8 ath!
  766. (10:41:20 PM) Glacon: Soulless: ath!: 8 (6df+8=0, 0, 0, +, -, 0)
  767. (10:41:23 PM) Roget: 6df+5
  768. (10:41:23 PM) Glacon: Roget: 3 (6df+5=+, -, -, -, 0, 0)
  769. (10:41:41 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+5 wut?
  770. (10:41:41 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: wut?: 6 (6df+5=-, +, 0, +, 0, 0)
  771. (10:42:02 PM) NAC: 6df+8 Little did you all know that cameron's a champion swimmer.
  772. (10:42:02 PM) Glacon: NAC: Little did you all know that cameron's a champion swimmer.: 6 (6df+8=0, +, -, 0, -, -)
  773. (10:42:05 PM) TheRaven: 6df+6 oh god what now
  774. (10:42:06 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: oh god what now: 10 (6df+6=+, -, +, +, +, +)
  775. (10:42:46 PM) Mr_Wilt: All but Stoat and Taggart manage to keep their footing as something suddenly crashes into the side of the bus, causing it to rattle hard.
  776. (10:43:00 PM) Roget: "Fuck!"
  777. (10:43:05 PM) Uncandescent: I think you mean the reverse of that.
  778. (10:43:16 PM) Uncandescent: Stoat and Taggart has the highest rolls.
  779. (10:44:03 PM) Soulless: No, their high ath makes them instinctively jump in a way that makes them fall
  780. (10:44:08 PM) Mr_Wilt: Oh.
  781. (10:44:08 PM) Mr_Wilt: Yeah.
  782. (10:44:12 PM) Mr_Wilt: Oh.
  783. (10:44:21 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stoat and Taggart are the only ones who don't fall.
  784. (10:44:23 PM) Mr_Wilt: M'bad.
  785. (10:44:28 PM) NAC: Cameron falls then.
  786. (10:44:55 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance loses his footing as the floor lurches. Luckily, he manages to break his fall with his shoulder.
  787. (10:44:56 PM) Roget: "What the hell was that!?"
  788. (10:44:59 PM) Dawny: Stephi falls, bing the little shit she is, it's easy to knock her over.
  789. (10:45:06 PM) NAC: "Ouch."
  790. (10:45:19 PM) Dawny: being*
  791. (10:45:26 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance lets out a grunt as he hits the ground.
  792. (10:45:50 PM) TheRaven: "God /damn./"
  793. (10:46:02 PM) Noble: Paresse falls down, catching Stephi so she doesn't hurt herself falling. "You ok?"
  794. (10:46:04 PM) Dawny: "This trip sucks"
  795. (10:46:09 PM) Noble: "Agreed."
  796. (10:46:22 PM) Soulless: Stoat looks over. "Are you guys okay."
  797. (10:46:22 PM) Dawny: "I'm good..."
  798. (10:46:26 PM) TheRaven: "Computer, are we on land yet?"
  799. (10:46:28 PM) Noble: "Shall we get out of this tin-can?"
  800. (10:46:32 PM) Mr_Wilt: "Roger."
  801. (10:46:37 PM) Dawny: "Please"
  802. (10:46:45 PM) Roget: "Who wants to go out first?"
  803. (10:46:51 PM) NAC: "I will."
  804. (10:47:00 PM) Noble: Paresse gets up and helps Stephi to her feet.
  805. (10:47:07 PM) NAC: Cameron gets up to the hatch and looks up. "Open the hatch, please."
  806. (10:47:10 PM) DevilAngel [Mibbit@synIRC-E058E31E.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] entered the room.
  807. (10:47:12 PM) Dawny: "I can" Stephi stands and brushes herself off.
  808. (10:47:22 PM) Roget: Ralph stands back
  809. (10:47:24 PM) Mr_Wilt: The hatch opens.
  810. (10:47:30 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance gets to his feet, working his shoulder a bit, and subtly moving away from the hatch.
  811. (10:47:48 PM) Soulless: Stoat goes with Cameron, because she's got good eyes.
  812. (10:47:50 PM) TheRaven: Taggart heads out of the hatch, looking around.
  813. (10:47:50 PM) NAC: Cameron climbs out of the hatch and cracks his neck left and right. What does he /see/
  814. (10:48:00 PM) Soulless: ooor Taggart can go before her.
  815. (10:48:06 PM) Soulless: She'll go third.
  816. (10:48:14 PM) Dawny: Stephi follows Stoat.
  817. (10:48:35 PM) Mr_Wilt: Everybody who goes out of the hatch sees a familiar smoke, slowly starting to surround the bus.
  818. (10:48:39 PM) Mr_Wilt: They hear a grunt.
  819. (10:48:40 PM) Noble: Paresse follows Stephi.
  820. (10:48:44 PM) TheRaven: "Shit!"
  821. (10:48:47 PM) Soulless: "....Computer get s out of the smoke,."
  822. (10:48:50 PM) Soulless: *get us
  823. (10:48:51 PM) TheRaven: Taggart dives back inside.
  824. (10:48:58 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance stays the hell back, waiting for half-eaten corpses to fall back through the hatch.
  825. (10:49:09 PM) Roget: Ralph asks taggart "Whas out there?"
  826. (10:49:14 PM) Roget: *Whats
  827. (10:49:25 PM) Dawny: "We're going to die" Stephi sighs, rubbing her head. Can she get sight on the bearcat?
  828. (10:49:37 PM) TheRaven: "Gas cloud again. Everyone get the fuck inside!"
  829. (10:49:41 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bus quickly zooms out of the smoke.
  830. (10:49:55 PM) Mr_Wilt: As they zoom away, they see their familiar bear friend.
  831. (10:49:55 PM) Noble: "Well that was helpful."
  832. (10:49:56 PM) NAC: Cameron braces himself against a chair as it zooms away.
  833. (10:50:21 PM) Mr_Wilt: It's quickly obscured by the cloud, though.
  834. (10:50:27 PM) TheRaven: "When we kill this thing, can I have the horns?"
  835. (10:50:33 PM) Soulless: "I want a horn."
  836. (10:50:37 PM) Dawny: "If we kill it"
  837. (10:50:39 PM) Proto_Lost left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
  838. (10:50:40 PM) Noble: "I want the pelt for a new coat."
  839. (10:50:43 PM) Soulless: Can stoat roll perception?
  840. (10:50:47 PM) Roget: "I don't care."
  841. (10:51:14 PM) TheRaven: "Alright Stoat."
  842. (10:51:16 PM) Mr_Wilt: Anybody can roll Perception, yes.
  843. (10:51:17 PM) Dawny: "I thought you wanted a picnic basket"
  844. (10:51:24 PM) Soulless: 6df+8 percep
  845. (10:51:24 PM) Glacon: Soulless: percep: 11 (6df+8=0, +, 0, +, 0, +)
  846. (10:51:25 PM) TheRaven: 6df+6 percep?
  847. (10:51:25 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: percep?: 6 (6df+6=+, +, -, -, -, +)
  848. (10:51:36 PM) Noble: "That too!"
  849. (10:51:38 PM) Dawny: 6df+6 maybe?
  850. (10:51:38 PM) Glacon: Dawny: maybe?: 2 (6df+6=-, -, 0, 0, -, -)
  851. (10:51:38 PM) Noble: 6df+4
  852. (10:51:38 PM) Glacon: Noble: 6 (6df+4=-, +, +, +, 0, 0)
  853. (10:51:49 PM) NAC: 6df+5 Perceping
  854. (10:51:49 PM) Glacon: NAC: Perceping: 6 (6df+5=+, -, -, +, +, 0)
  855. (10:51:57 PM) Roget: 6df+6
  856. (10:51:57 PM) Glacon: Roget: 5 (6df+6=0, -, -, +, +, -)
  857. (10:52:10 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance decides to take this moment, the moment where they are not about to be horribly killed, to poke his head out of the hatch. He attempts to peer through the smoke as well.
  858. (10:52:13 PM) Dawny: Stephi shrugs and takes a seat. "I need some coffee when we get back"
  859. (10:52:15 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+6
  860. (10:52:19 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+6
  861. (10:52:20 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: 7 (6df+6=-, +, +, -, 0, +)
  862. (10:52:21 PM) Proto_Lost [Mibbit@6D993529.BDE9800.815AE96E.IP] entered the room.
  863. (10:52:29 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+10 My sneak is so high
  864. (10:52:30 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: My sneak is so high: 12 (6df+10=+, -, +, +, +, -)
  865. (10:52:36 PM) Noble: "Maybe a dinner too Stephi?" Paresse asks her suddenly.
  866. (10:52:46 PM) Mr_Wilt: Perhaps too high. Nobody can see the bear from behind the cloud.
  867. (10:53:32 PM) Uncandescent: Yep. Terrance sees a cloud.
  868. (10:53:56 PM) TheRaven: "Fucking hell."
  869. (10:54:11 PM) Roget: "This is bad."
  870. (10:54:13 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bus stops backing up, hovering over the river.
  871. (10:54:19 PM) Mr_Wilt: Perception, erbody.
  872. (10:54:23 PM) TheRaven: 6df+6
  873. (10:54:24 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: 7 (6df+6=+, -, -, 0, +, +)
  874. (10:54:28 PM) Soulless: 6df+8 percep again
  875. (10:54:29 PM) Glacon: Soulless: percep again: 8 (6df+8=0, +, +, 0, -, -)
  876. (10:54:30 PM) NAC: 6df+5 Hahaha
  877. (10:54:30 PM) Glacon: NAC: Hahaha: 3 (6df+5=+, -, -, 0, -, 0)
  878. (10:54:30 PM) Roget: 6df+6
  879. (10:54:30 PM) Glacon: Roget: 9 (6df+6=+, 0, +, -, +, +)
  880. (10:54:42 PM) Dawny: Stephi freezes for a moment, and looks around. "I...um...I..." She takes a deep breath and smiles. "We'll talk later, promise."
  881. (10:54:47 PM) Noble: 6df+4
  882. (10:54:47 PM) Glacon: Noble: 6 (6df+4=+, 0, 0, +, 0, 0)
  883. (10:54:49 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance then becomes aware that they are over the river again, and has a silent 'oh shit' moment.
  884. (10:54:59 PM) Noble: "Got it." Paresse smiles back.
  885. (10:55:00 PM) Dawny: 6df+6 saved by the percep.
  886. (10:55:01 PM) Glacon: Dawny: saved by the percep.: 3 (6df+6=-, 0, -, +, -, -)
  887. (10:55:06 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+6 Was this really the only direction to retreat to?
  888. (10:55:06 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: Was this really the only direction to retreat to?: 3 (6df+6=0, 0, -, 0, -, -)
  889. (10:55:29 PM) Uncandescent: Unfortunately, he is still half in the hatch, and can't see very well over the sides.
  890. (10:55:57 PM) Mr_Wilt: Taggart, Stoat, Ralph, and Paresse see what looks like an eyeball on a stalk, poking out of the water, looking up at them.
  891. (10:56:16 PM) Roget: "That doesn't look good."
  892. (10:56:17 PM) Soulless: "And here comes the Dragodile, maybe."
  893. (10:56:18 PM) Noble: "That doesn't look good.."
  894. (10:56:30 PM) Dawny: "Hm? What?"
  895. (10:56:33 PM) Noble: Paresse turns to Ralph. "Copycat."
  896. (10:56:40 PM) Roget: "There is something in the water."
  897. (10:56:55 PM) Noble: Paresse readies a knife.
  898. (10:56:56 PM) Dawny: "Well we knew that"
  899. (10:56:59 PM) TheRaven: "Fucking hell. Computer, get back over land."
  900. (10:56:59 PM) Roget: "Looks like an eyeball."
  901. (10:57:39 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance climbs the rest of the way out of the hatch. He looks at the bearcat in front of them and is suddenly struck by a quest from the gods. He knows what he must do. "Computer, back up."
  902. (10:57:39 PM) Mr_Wilt: "Which direction?"
  903. (10:57:58 PM) TheRaven: Where's the bear?
  904. (10:58:02 PM) Noble: "I hit it, it comes out for us... We get it to run into the bear...."
  905. (10:58:15 PM) Mr_Wilt: Pretty much forward facing.
  906. (10:58:28 PM) TheRaven: Which bank of the river, I mean?
  907. (10:58:29 PM) Uncandescent: "Away from the bear."
  908. (10:58:52 PM) Roget: "What're you doing?"
  909. (10:59:06 PM) TheRaven: "Fuck that, same bank as the bear. Give us some distance to it, though."
  910. (10:59:35 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bus backs over the river, separating them, and then goes back over.
  911. (10:59:37 PM) Soulless: "With Taggart. IF it's wounded we can bring it down. Better than running from 2 beasts."
  912. (10:59:39 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance glares at Taggart. "Computer, opposite bank. We lure the bear to the river."
  913. (10:59:50 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bus backs up over the river again.
  914. (11:00:05 PM) Dawny: "Can we decide before the computer explodes from having conflicting orders given to it?"
  915. (11:00:25 PM) Noble: Paresse gets ready to knife something big if it jumps out.
  916. (11:00:39 PM) Roget: "Oh jeez..."
  917. (11:00:43 PM) Uncandescent: "We shoot at the cloud. The bear comes running. It hits the river. Both problems taken care of."
  918. (11:01:20 PM) Roget: "Thats just crazy enough to work."
  919. (11:01:32 PM) Noble: "I saw we try it."
  920. (11:01:38 PM) NAC: "Or piss off two birds with one stone."
  921. (11:01:42 PM) NAC: Cameron shrugs.
  922. (11:01:53 PM) Noble: "Either way if we mess up we die."
  923. (11:01:55 PM) TheRaven: "Try it, at least. A wet flaming bear has to be better than a dry one."
  924. (11:01:58 PM) Noble: "I'd rather give this one a chance."
  925. (11:02:20 PM) Roget: "Do it."
  926. (11:02:33 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance nods. "Computer, opposite bank from the bear."
  927. (11:02:42 PM) Soulless: Stoat gets her knives.
  928. (11:02:44 PM) Mactavish left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
  929. (11:02:52 PM) Dawny: "We're not going to die"
  930. (11:02:53 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bus is already on the opposite bank.
  931. (11:03:07 PM) Uncandescent: Redact then.
  932. (11:03:24 PM) DevilAngel left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
  933. (11:03:25 PM) Roget: Ralph readies his weapon.
  934. (11:03:30 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance gets to one knee and aims at the cloud. How far away is it right now?
  935. (11:03:52 PM) NAC: Cameron shrugs. "Hey bear! Over here!" he yells out, trying to get it's attention.
  936. (11:04:04 PM) Mr_Wilt: Quite a bit.
  937. (11:04:17 PM) Noble: "OI! YOGI! WE'VE GOT A NICE BIG PICNIC BASKET FOR YA RIGHT OVER HERE!"
  938. (11:04:20 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance just... pretends Cam didn't talk.
  939. (11:04:33 PM) Dawny: Stephi looks through her scope and tries to get a shot.
  940. (11:04:33 PM) TheRaven: 6df+9 shooting at the burr
  941. (11:04:34 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: shooting at the burr: 11 (6df+9=0, 0, +, -, +, +)
  942. (11:04:36 PM) Roget: "Should we shoot in the air to get its attention?"
  943. (11:04:41 PM) Dawny: 6df+7 bang?
  944. (11:04:41 PM) Glacon: Dawny: bang?: 7 (6df+7=-, +, +, -, 0, 0)
  945. (11:04:51 PM) Roget: "or just shoot it..."
  946. (11:04:53 PM) Soulless: 6df+8 how do I shot cloud
  947. (11:04:54 PM) Glacon: Soulless: how do I shot cloud: 7 (6df+8=+, 0, -, -, +, -)
  948. (11:04:56 PM) Roget: 6df+6
  949. (11:04:57 PM) Glacon: Roget: 8 (6df+6=+, -, 0, +, +, 0)
  950. (11:05:12 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+6 Percep to Ranged You guys can shoot, but I'm going to hit
  951. (11:05:12 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: Percep to Ranged You guys can shoot, but I'm going to hit: 4 (6df+6=-, -, -, +, 0, 0)
  952. (11:05:22 PM) Uncandescent: ..nothing at all.
  953. (11:05:46 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+15 Pdef +5 due to obscured.
  954. (11:05:46 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: Pdef +5 due to obscured.: 19 (6df+15=0, +, +, 0, +, +)
  955. (11:05:47 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance can't get a good bead on the cloud of smoke. Go figure.
  956. (11:06:07 PM) Mr_Wilt: Taggart manages to hit the cloud! The bear, however, is unharmed...
  957. (11:06:27 PM) TheRaven: A .505 is not a precision rifle. Maybe he should start bringing the AWSM.
  958. (11:06:37 PM) Mr_Wilt: ...and they quickly realize this as they see the cloud suddenly ignite, the bear charging toward them, a trail of flame following it as smoke billows from its mouth.
  959. (11:06:56 PM) TheRaven: "Well, that did it."
  960. (11:07:10 PM) ScanAFK is now known as Scantron
  961. (11:07:13 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance smirks. All according to plan. "Computer, back up ten meters from the bank."
  962. (11:07:44 PM) Roget: "I hope this plan works..."
  963. (11:08:19 PM) Dawny: "I'd really rather not die..."
  964. (11:08:54 PM) Roget: Ralph shrugs. "Yeah, living is nice."
  965. (11:09:08 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bus does so. The eyeball looks over at the rapidly approaching bear.
  966. (11:09:09 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance keeps his rifle ready for the winner.
  967. (11:09:26 PM) Noble left the room (quit: Broken pipe).
  968. (11:09:31 PM) Roget: "My moneys on the eyeball."
  969. (11:09:51 PM) TheRaven: "Yeah, me too."
  970. (11:09:58 PM) Noble [~LumineInf@269DF7E7.6936BCC4.144172E4.IP] entered the room.
  971. (11:10:09 PM) Soulless: "Bear's injured."
  972. (11:10:16 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance nods.
  973. (11:10:21 PM) Noble: "Well.. That's good."
  974. (11:10:35 PM) Proto_Lost left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
  975. (11:11:06 PM) Proto_Lost [Mibbit@6D993529.BDE9800.815AE96E.IP] entered the room.
  976. (11:11:14 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bear reaches the river, just in time for a large, crocodylian-like creature to burst from the water, forward-facing horns suddenly expanding from the side of its head as it chomps at the bear, the small stalked eyeball retracting into its head.
  977. (11:11:25 PM) Dawny: "Kinda feel bad for it...he was just defending himself"
  978. (11:11:25 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+14 I'M A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGODILE
  979. (11:11:26 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: I'M A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGODILE: 14 (6df+14=-, 0, 0, +, 0, 0)
  980. (11:11:34 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+10 OH MY GOD I'M SO FUCKED.
  981. (11:11:34 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: OH MY GOD I'M SO FUCKED.: 7 (6df+10=-, 0, -, -, +, -)
  982. (11:11:43 PM) Roget: "Better it than us."
  983. (11:11:50 PM) TheRaven: "Aye, I don't like this 'hunting.' It's not fair."
  984. (11:12:14 PM) Uncandescent: ~But it's //awesome// ~
  985. (11:12:30 PM) Noble: "Just like the old Kaiju movies..."
  986. (11:12:38 PM) Roget: "It's pretty intense."
  987. (11:12:46 PM) Mr_Wilt: The creature clasps onto the bear, causing it to roar in pain as the crocodylian clamps down, flames billowing from its own mouth.
  988. (11:13:08 PM) Dawny: Stephi shrinks a bit at the site and turns away.
  989. (11:13:14 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bear releases more smoke from its mouth, quickly igniting from the crocodylian's own flames. The conflagration grows quickly, and burns brightly.
  990. (11:13:18 PM) Mr_Wilt: Too quickly, in fact.
  991. (11:13:20 PM) Mr_Wilt: Everybody, PDef.
  992. (11:13:27 PM) Soulless: "...Who wants to attack the crocodile while it's distra-"
  993. (11:13:28 PM) TheRaven: 6df+7 dick!
  994. (11:13:28 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: dick!: 9 (6df+7=+, +, 0, +, -, 0)
  995. (11:13:28 PM) Noble: 6df+4
  996. (11:13:29 PM) Glacon: Noble: 2 (6df+4=+, -, +, -, -, -)
  997. (11:13:30 PM) Soulless: 6df+10 PDEF
  998. (11:13:30 PM) Glacon: Soulless: PDEF: 11 (6df+10=0, -, 0, +, 0, +)
  999. (11:13:36 PM) Roget: 6df+5
  1000. (11:13:36 PM) NAC: 6df+8 Charboiled Cameron.
  1001. (11:13:36 PM) Glacon: Roget: 7 (6df+5=+, +, +, 0, -, 0)
  1002. (11:13:36 PM) Glacon: NAC: Charboiled Cameron.: 5 (6df+8=0, 0, 0, -, -, -)
  1003. (11:13:46 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+5 What, you mean this is going to... *sunglasses* ...backfire?
  1004. (11:13:47 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: What, you mean this is going to... *sunglasses* ...backfire?: 6 (6df+5=+, +, 0, 0, 0, -)
  1005. (11:14:42 PM) Dawny: 6df+6 sorry got distracted
  1006. (11:14:42 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+13 And thus ended the tale of the Poolboys.
  1007. (11:14:42 PM) Glacon: Dawny: sorry got distracted: 8 (6df+6=+, -, +, 0, 0, +)
  1008. (11:14:42 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: And thus ended the tale of the Poolboys.: 14 (6df+13=0, 0, -, +, 0, +)
  1009. (11:18:19 PM) Mr_Wilt: The conflagration quickly expands over the bus, catching everybody in its blaze. Some are burnt pretty badly, others not so badly. Stoat -1, Taggart, Stephi, Terrance, Ralph, -2 Cameron, Paresse, -3
  1010. (11:18:39 PM) TheRaven: "Goddamn fuck!"
  1011. (11:18:49 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bus quickly takes actions to dive into the water, putting out everybody's burning bodies as it quickly moves back up.
  1012. (11:19:05 PM) Roget: "Jesus Fuck!"
  1013. (11:19:14 PM) Soulless: "...!"
  1014. (11:19:15 PM) Noble: Paresse coughs, getting out his kit fast. "Fuck fuck mother mother fuck.."
  1015. (11:19:33 PM) Dawny: Stephi chokes back a scream as she smells her flesh burn.
  1016. (11:19:34 PM) NAC: Cameron slams back against the buss and lets out a groan, hands clasping at the benches as he feels a good portion of his skin burn away.
  1017. (11:19:43 PM) Soulless: Stoat moves to action. "Computer get us out of here, about 20 meters away, /now/"
  1018. (11:19:48 PM) Noble: 6df+8 LET'S GET MEDICAL... On myself so I can help others
  1019. (11:19:48 PM) Glacon: Noble: LET'S GET MEDICAL... On myself so I can help others: 7 (6df+8=-, -, +, -, 0, +)
  1020. (11:19:50 PM) Roget: Ralph pulls out his medkit . "Anyone need medical attention!?"
  1021. (11:19:52 PM) NAC: The floor is wet and bloody where he falls.
  1022. (11:19:54 PM) Noble: 6df+3
  1023. (11:19:55 PM) Soulless: This is you know, after the burning.
  1024. (11:19:55 PM) Glacon: Noble: 8 (6df+3=0, +, +, +, +, +)
  1025. (11:20:00 PM) Roget: 6df+8
  1026. (11:20:00 PM) Glacon: Roget: 8 (6df+8=+, 0, -, 0, 0, 0)
  1027. (11:20:14 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance screams (but has absolutely no regrets!) as he falls backwards and instinctively starts rolling around on the deck floor in an attempt to put the flames out. The water washes over him and induces a whole new volume of screaming, but thankfully puts him out.
  1028. (11:20:15 PM) Noble: "Someone help me.."
  1029. (11:20:19 PM) Noble: "Please..."
  1030. (11:20:22 PM) NAC: Rogret, who are you rolling on.
  1031. (11:20:27 PM) Roget: Ralph goes over to noble
  1032. (11:20:38 PM) Mr_Wilt: Paresse loses one AP! He doesn't heal himself.
  1033. (11:20:51 PM) Noble: "Help me so I can help everyone else.."
  1034. (11:21:13 PM) Dawny: "I'm fine" Stephi grits her teeth and takes a deep breath. She takes aim at the dragodile thingie.
  1035. (11:21:13 PM) TheRaven: "I'll be fine!"
  1036. (11:21:26 PM) Roget: Ralph medicine's Paresse
  1037. (11:21:45 PM) Soulless: Does the computer move?
  1038. (11:21:51 PM) Roget: I rolled an 8 before so...
  1039. (11:21:51 PM) Mr_Wilt: Ralph, roll Medical.
  1040. (11:21:55 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance just sorta lays there, in tons of fucking pain, and a little scared to move in case bits of him flake off or crumble away.
  1041. (11:21:57 PM) Mr_Wilt: Paresse, roll 6df+3 again.
  1042. (11:22:03 PM) Noble: 6df+3
  1043. (11:22:04 PM) Glacon: Noble: 0 (6df+3=-, -, 0, -, +, -)
  1044. (11:22:14 PM) Mr_Wilt: Paresse is healed! Either Paresse or Ralph need to spend the AP.
  1045. (11:22:38 PM) NAC: Cameron groans, louder this time, pulling himself to the edge of the bus, swearing out obscenities under his breath that would make satin himself blush.
  1046. (11:22:44 PM) Mr_Wilt: The computer does move, and makes the twenty-meter distance.
  1047. (11:24:30 PM) Dawny: Can Stephi get a shot lined up?
  1048. (11:25:26 PM) Roget: Ralph limps inside the hatch to the inside of the bus.
  1049. (11:25:28 PM) Noble: Paressse thanks Ralph and gets himself up, heading over to Stephi. "You alright?.."
  1050. (11:25:32 PM) Mr_Wilt: Paresse gets +1, and yes Stephi can.
  1051. (11:25:56 PM) Dawny: "Don't touch me" Stephi takes another deep breath.
  1052. (11:26:03 PM) TheRaven: 6df+6 percep to ranged?
  1053. (11:26:03 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: percep to ranged?: 6 (6df+6=0, +, -, 0, -, +)
  1054. (11:26:07 PM) Dawny: 6df+7 Fuck you Dragodile.
  1055. (11:26:08 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance moves, carefully, cautiously, and his yelling dies down to a simple heavy breathing. He finds his arms not breaking off, and his skin still mostly on his body, though in some places more than others.
  1056. (11:26:08 PM) Glacon: Dawny: Fuck you Dragodile.: 7 (6df+7=0, +, 0, +, -, -)
  1057. (11:27:32 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+9 Dragodiles are actually not as strong.
  1058. (11:27:33 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: Dragodiles are actually not as strong.: 9 (6df+9=0, -, +, 0, +, -)
  1059. (11:27:58 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stephi's shot misses as the dragodile chomps into the bear, shaking its head back and forth.
  1060. (11:28:00 PM) NAC: Cameron mutters, incoherently. He pulls out his medical kit, only slightly burned, and begins to rub ointment and wrap gauze over his arm wounds.
  1061. (11:28:10 PM) NAC: 6df+8 MEDICAL
  1062. (11:28:10 PM) Glacon: NAC: MEDICAL: 9 (6df+8=+, +, 0, -, 0, 0)
  1063. (11:28:30 PM) NAC: 6df+3 It'd take a critical success.
  1064. (11:28:31 PM) Glacon: NAC: It'd take a critical success.: 6 (6df+3=+, 0, 0, +, +, 0)
  1065. (11:28:50 PM) Noble: "Alright Stephi let me handle your burns."
  1066. (11:28:54 PM) Noble: Paresse winces.
  1067. (11:29:12 PM) Uncandescent: He finds that his reflexes shielded his face, which would be great, except he blocked it with his arm, which is still very flammable. His whole right side seemed to have taken the brunt of the damage, with an especially bad burn caked around his arm and a leg that looked like burned steak.
  1068. (11:29:12 PM) Dawny: "Fuck" Stephi looks up at Paresse. "If you touch me, I will hurt you. Do you understand?"
  1069. (11:29:30 PM) Noble: Paresse's eyes widen. "Um... Yeah."
  1070. (11:29:32 PM) Mr_Wilt: A small cube detaches from the console, floating over toward the two. It hovers over the bear, a light descending from its base.
  1071. (11:29:36 PM) Noble: Paresse gets the hint.
  1072. (11:29:58 PM) TheRaven: Is that a turn since Taggart's maneuver?
  1073. (11:29:59 PM) Mr_Wilt: The bear is suddenly sucked up into the cube as it floats back over to the console, plugging itself back in. The dragodile turns and looks at the bus, confused as to where his meal just went.
  1074. (11:30:03 PM) Mr_Wilt: It is.
  1075. (11:30:14 PM) Noble: "Oh shit..."
  1076. (11:30:14 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance follows the cube idly with his eyes, not really making the connection towards what it was until it sucked up the bear. His eyes go wide.
  1077. (11:30:16 PM) TheRaven: 6df+13 maneuver! Bullets! Whee!
  1078. (11:30:17 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: maneuver! Bullets! Whee!: 14 (6df+13=+, 0, 0, +, 0, -)
  1079. (11:30:43 PM) Dawny: "I'm glad" Stephi lines up another shot.
  1080. (11:30:51 PM) Dawny: 6df+6 percep to ranged
  1081. (11:30:51 PM) Glacon: Dawny: percep to ranged: 8 (6df+6=+, +, -, +, -, +)
  1082. (11:30:55 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+9 SUCK MY DICK, SUCK MY DICK, I'M A DRAGODILE, SUCK MY DIIIIICK.
  1083. (11:30:55 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: SUCK MY DICK, SUCK MY DICK, I'M A DRAGODILE, SUCK MY DIIIIICK.: 6 (6df+9=-, -, 0, -, -, +)
  1084. (11:31:15 PM) NAC: Cameron stands up and spits out some blood over the edge. He begins muttering creative obscenities at the dragodile to make it feel bad.
  1085. (11:31:20 PM) Noble: 6df+8 burns victim, curing self... A little.
  1086. (11:31:21 PM) Glacon: Noble: burns victim, curing self... A little.: 7 (6df+8=-, +, -, 0, -, +)
  1087. (11:31:25 PM) Noble: 6df+2
  1088. (11:31:26 PM) Glacon: Noble: 5 (6df+2=+, +, +, +, -, 0)
  1089. (11:31:39 PM) Noble: 1AP to heal 1.. At 3 body, 1 AP left
  1090. (11:31:43 PM) Mr_Wilt: The dragodile takes a hard shot to the the stomach. It roars at Taggart, diving back underwater.
  1091. (11:32:36 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance watches the creature's stomach and hears the gunshot, then puts the two actions together a second later. He shakes his head and tries to get his head back in the game.
  1092. (11:32:36 PM) NAC: "If any of you start dying. Medical is under your feet." Cameron mutters, waddling into the bottom of the transport, skidding and almost falling on a pool of his own blood.
  1093. (11:32:51 PM) TheRaven: He reloads and starts looking for it again.
  1094. (11:32:56 PM) Roget: Ralph decides being in the bus is boring, and climbs back up.
  1095. (11:32:58 PM) Soulless: Stoat also looks!
  1096. (11:33:02 PM) Soulless: Does she have to roll?
  1097. (11:33:10 PM) Mr_Wilt: Nnnope, too late for that.
  1098. (11:33:16 PM) Mr_Wilt: Anybody on the top of the bus, Ath.
  1099. (11:33:28 PM) TheRaven: 6df+6 oh no
  1100. (11:33:28 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: oh no: 5 (6df+6=+, -, -, 0, +, -)
  1101. (11:33:30 PM) Noble: 6df+4 nonononono.. nooooo
  1102. (11:33:31 PM) Glacon: Noble: nonononono.. nooooo: 5 (6df+4=+, +, 0, -, +, -)
  1103. (11:33:37 PM) Roget: Im at the hatch, but not on the top yet
  1104. (11:33:40 PM) Dawny: 6df+5 wonderful
  1105. (11:33:40 PM) Soulless: 6df+8 here we go
  1106. (11:33:40 PM) Glacon: Dawny: wonderful: 4 (6df+5=0, 0, -, +, 0, -)
  1107. (11:33:40 PM) Glacon: Soulless: here we go: 11 (6df+8=0, 0, +, +, 0, +)
  1108. (11:34:10 PM) Mr_Wilt: Still counts. Ralph, Ath.
  1109. (11:34:26 PM) Roget: 6df+5
  1110. (11:34:26 PM) Glacon: Roget: 8 (6df+5=+, -, +, +, 0, +)
  1111. (11:34:32 PM) Uncandescent: 6df+5 What. What? What?! We're not near the water! And I'm charbroiled! I'm delicious now!
  1112. (11:34:33 PM) Glacon: Uncandescent: What. What? What?! We're not near the water! And I'm charbroiled! I'm delicious now!: 4 (6df+5=-, -, +, 0, 0, 0)
  1113. (11:35:29 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+8 Not so good Ath.
  1114. (11:35:29 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: Not so good Ath.: 8 (6df+8=+, 0, 0, -, 0, 0)
  1115. (11:36:54 PM) Mr_Wilt: The dragodile bursts from the water, its legs making sick, cracking and popping sounds as they set themselves forward, causing it to stand on its back legs. The same horns deploy from the sides of its head as it marches toward the bus with surprising speed, attempting to push it over. Taggart, Paresse, Ralph, Stephi, Ralph, and Terrance...
  1116. (11:37:02 PM) Mr_Wilt: ...are all jolted from on top of the bus, and back onto the ground.
  1117. (11:37:16 PM) Roget: "Not again."
  1118. (11:37:16 PM) TheRaven: Our turn?
  1119. (11:37:19 PM) Soulless: Can Stoat see any eyes on its thing?
  1120. (11:37:27 PM) Dawny: "Mother /FUCKER/"
  1121. (11:37:46 PM) Mr_Wilt: Your turn.
  1122. (11:37:47 PM) Dawny: Does this make the maneuver useless?
  1123. (11:37:47 PM) TheRaven: "Shit!"
  1124. (11:37:55 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stoat can. There's two embedded on the side of its head.
  1125. (11:37:59 PM) Roget: "Is everyone okay?"
  1126. (11:38:01 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance yelps as he bounces once on the deck then slams hard onto the ground below, right on his tender and delicious side. "Aggghhhhhhh!"
  1127. (11:38:01 PM) Mr_Wilt: It does make the maneuver useless.
  1128. (11:38:10 PM) TheRaven: 6df+13 last AP (I think), tagging This Is My Rifle and shooting a bitch
  1129. (11:38:11 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: last AP (I think), tagging This Is My Rifle and shooting a bitch: 14 (6df+13=+, 0, -, 0, +, 0)
  1130. (11:38:20 PM) Dawny: Stephi growls lowly and aims.
  1131. (11:38:44 PM) Dawny: 6df+11 Tagging Excuse me. Fuck. You. Dragodile.
  1132. (11:38:44 PM) Glacon: Dawny: Tagging Excuse me. Fuck. You. Dragodile.: 10 (6df+11=0, -, +, 0, -, 0)
  1133. (11:39:10 PM) Roget: 6df+6 Kill this bitch!
  1134. (11:39:11 PM) Glacon: Roget: Kill this bitch!: 7 (6df+6=+, 0, 0, -, +, 0)
  1135. (11:39:48 PM) Soulless: 6df+12 Tagging Predator Instinct, Stoat goes for the eyes.
  1136. (11:39:48 PM) Glacon: Soulless: Tagging Predator Instinct, Stoat goes for the eyes.: 10 (6df+12=0, 0, 0, 0, -, -)
  1137. (11:39:52 PM) NAC: Cameron falls back into the side of the latch, groaning as he feels the steel bars bounce against his burned flesh. "Fine. I get it." He grumbles to no one, pulling himself back ontop of the bus.
  1138. (11:40:05 PM) NAC: Can do anything else this turn, Wilt?
  1139. (11:40:11 PM) NAC: Can cameron*
  1140. (11:40:19 PM) Mr_Wilt: Those who fell off the bus can't shoot. They're on the other side of the bus, and thus won't be able to get a shot unless they move around.
  1141. (11:40:34 PM) Roget: ah
  1142. (11:40:41 PM) Dawny: fuck, redact then
  1143. (11:40:47 PM) Roget: redact
  1144. (11:40:48 PM) Mr_Wilt: Cameron can, in fact, do something this turn.
  1145. (11:41:09 PM) Dawny: Stephi hisses softly, closing her eyes for a moment.
  1146. (11:41:43 PM) Soulless: Stoat's still on the bus, her shot's still on.
  1147. (11:42:07 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance clamps his jaw shut and grits his teeth, rolling over onto his non-tender side. He pushes his clenched fists into the ground to lift him off of the ground a bit, his breaths coming out as hissing gasps through his teeth. He pulls one knee forward, plants his foot into the ground, and lifts himself up to full height with a jerk. His eyes go wide as...
  1148. (11:42:16 PM) TheRaven: Well redact that.
  1149. (11:42:28 PM) NAC: Cameron looks over the edge of the bus and sees the damn Dragodile.
  1150. (11:42:28 PM) Uncandescent: ..he stares at the sky for a long moment, in terrible pain but tired of screaming.
  1151. (11:42:50 PM) TheRaven: Taggart heads for the other side of the bus, with the dragodile!
  1152. (11:42:56 PM) Roget: Can Ralph give anyone medical attention?
  1153. (11:43:00 PM) Noble: Paresse forces himself up. "Damned... This is the closest I've been to dying.."
  1154. (11:43:20 PM) Dawny: "Not me" Stephi's eyes are still closed.
  1155. (11:43:31 PM) Mr_Wilt: Ralph can do that, if they're down with him.
  1156. (11:43:43 PM) Roget: "Anyone need medical help?"
  1157. (11:43:54 PM) Dawny: "No"
  1158. (11:43:57 PM) NAC: He seems to recall something about how they killed the last one of these. "Guys. Weak spot, it's the stomach!" he yells out, warning the people on the floor.
  1159. (11:44:21 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+9 Stoat's roll is at least viable
  1160. (11:44:21 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: Stoat's roll is at least viable: 11 (6df+9=0, +, -, +, +, 0)
  1161. (11:44:23 PM) NAC: That's all he does currently.
  1162. (11:44:27 PM) Soulless: Well shit.
  1163. (11:44:45 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stoat's knife hits a horn, unfortunately not doing much.
  1164. (11:44:50 PM) Mr_Wilt: Stoat, PDef.
  1165. (11:45:40 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance takes a few haggard, silent breaths, then brings his gaze level. The sounds of struggle meant the creature was still alive. That there was work to be done. And he was nothing if not good at his job.
  1166. (11:46:30 PM) Dawny: Stephi stands, slowly, not accepting help from anyone. She climbs the bus, growling the entire time.
  1167. (11:46:56 PM) Roget: Ralph climbs up to the canopy of the bus.
  1168. (11:46:59 PM) Soulless: 6df+10 PDEF shit
  1169. (11:46:59 PM) Glacon: Soulless: PDEF shit: 9 (6df+10=0, 0, 0, 0, 0, -)
  1170. (11:47:03 PM) Noble: Paresse climbs back up himself.
  1171. (11:47:10 PM) Mr_Wilt: Ralph can't reach the canopy, it's all the way up the top of the bus.
  1172. (11:47:12 PM) Uncandescent: "Computer!" He growls out a bit wetly. "Acknowledge." Can it hear him from where he is?
  1173. (11:47:14 PM) Mr_Wilt: AND WAIT YOUR TURN GDI.
  1174. (11:47:31 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+10 vs. Stoat
  1175. (11:47:31 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: vs. Stoat: 10 (6df+10=-, 0, +, 0, -, +)
  1176. (11:48:04 PM) Mr_Wilt: The dragodile bites down onto the canopy, its chin clubbing Stoat a few times as it thrashes its head. -1 Body.
  1177. (11:48:10 PM) Mr_Wilt: Now everybody can try to climb, and roll Ath.
  1178. (11:48:22 PM) Noble: 6df+4 shit shit shit
  1179. (11:48:22 PM) Glacon: Noble: shit shit shit: 6 (6df+4=+, +, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  1180. (11:48:32 PM) Dawny: 6df+5 I doubt this
  1181. (11:48:32 PM) Glacon: Dawny: I doubt this: 6 (6df+5=-, 0, +, 0, +, 0)
  1182. (11:48:37 PM) Roget: 6df+5
  1183. (11:48:37 PM) Uncandescent: Can the computer hear Terrance from where he is?
  1184. (11:48:38 PM) Glacon: Roget: 8 (6df+5=+, +, +, -, +, 0)
  1185. (11:48:49 PM) TheRaven: Taggart doesn't bother climbing. Can he shoot?
  1186. (11:48:53 PM) Soulless: Stoat shouts a bit in pain.
  1187. (11:49:00 PM) NAC: Oh, is the Dragodile within punching range of Cameron? Since it's on the damn canopy?
  1188. (11:49:20 PM) Mr_Wilt: It is.
  1189. (11:49:23 PM) Soulless: Can Stoat try to go for again?
  1190. (11:49:24 PM) Mr_Wilt: "Acknowledged."
  1191. (11:49:35 PM) Mr_Wilt: She can.
  1192. (11:49:44 PM) Uncandescent: "Release the trophy." He yells out.
  1193. (11:50:05 PM) Soulless: 6df+12 Stoat tries to hit the eyes again, because they hurt and blind. Predator Instinct roll.
  1194. (11:50:05 PM) Glacon: Soulless: Stoat tries to hit the eyes again, because they hurt and blind. Predator Instinct roll.: 10 (6df+12=0, 0, -, 0, 0, -)
  1195. (11:50:25 PM) NAC: Cameron gives out a roar as the beast hits Stoat. He runs up to the other end of the bus and gives out a small warning before he punches.
  1196. (11:50:36 PM) TheRaven: 6df+13 I'm assuming Taggart can shoot it, tagging This Is My Rifle, last AP
  1197. (11:50:36 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: I'm assuming Taggart can shoot it, tagging This Is My Rifle, last AP: 15 (6df+13=0, +, +, +, -, 0)
  1198. (11:50:38 PM) NAC: Can Cameron see the stomach of the dragodile?
  1199. (11:50:56 PM) NAC: Or just the throat and head area?
  1200. (11:51:43 PM) Mr_Wilt: Just the throat and head.
  1201. (11:51:56 PM) Mr_Wilt: Nobody manages to climb the bus! It's too sleek and curved.
  1202. (11:52:26 PM) Noble: "Shit."
  1203. (11:52:41 PM) NAC: 6df+15 Tagging Hulk of a Nurse and Manuver. He punches at the goddamn thing's stupid throat.
  1204. (11:52:42 PM) Glacon: NAC: Tagging Hulk of a Nurse and Manuver. He punches at the goddamn thing's stupid throat.: 12 (6df+15=-, 0, +, -, -, -)
  1205. (11:52:52 PM) Roget: "Anybody have any more clever ideas?"
  1206. (11:52:56 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+9 Oh noooo.
  1207. (11:52:56 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: Oh noooo.: 9 (6df+9=+, -, 0, -, 0, +)
  1208. (11:53:19 PM) Noble: "If that thing falls down we try and finish it off.. We don't have many more options.."
  1209. (11:53:30 PM) Dawny: Stephi starts around the side of the bus, limping slightly.
  1210. (11:53:36 PM) Dawny: redact
  1211. (11:54:12 PM) Roget: "As long as we don't try to kill it by throwing something bigger at it again..."
  1212. (11:54:26 PM) Mr_Wilt: The console beeps as the box is detached, the remains of the bear depositing back onto the ground. Taggart shoots it in the side, as Stoat manages to hit the eye and Cameron its throat.
  1213. (11:54:34 PM) Noble: "Yeah never summon the bigger fish."
  1214. (11:54:53 PM) Uncandescent: ~It was still awesome.~ Terrance thinks silently.
  1215. (11:54:54 PM) Mr_Wilt: The punch to the throat causes the dragodile to reflexively spew fire onto both Stoat and Cameron, Both of you, PDef.
  1216. (11:55:14 PM) NAC: 6df+12 Last AP IDGAF Hulk of a Nurse
  1217. (11:55:15 PM) Glacon: NAC: Last AP IDGAF Hulk of a Nurse: 10 (6df+12=-, 0, 0, -, +, -)
  1218. (11:55:27 PM) Dawny: Stephi looks up grumbling and feeling useless.
  1219. (11:56:11 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance closes his eyes and catches his breath.
  1220. (11:56:12 PM) Soulless: 6df+10 PDEF
  1221. (11:56:12 PM) Glacon: Soulless: PDEF: 11 (6df+10=0, +, +, -, 0, 0)
  1222. (11:56:14 PM) TheRaven: "Hey asshole, over here!"
  1223. (11:56:30 PM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+9 FIYAAAH
  1224. (11:56:30 PM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: FIYAAAH: 10 (6df+9=+, -, +, 0, 0, 0)
  1225. (11:57:12 PM) Scantron is now known as Scanswitchescomputers
  1226. (11:57:13 PM) Mr_Wilt: Both Cameron and Stoat manage to hide behind the remains of two seats, getting a few more mild burns but nothing serious.
  1227. (11:57:39 PM) Mr_Wilt: The dragodile does not seem to be paying attention to either the corpse or Taggart, now that it has two new sources of food in its sights.
  1228. (11:57:56 PM) TheRaven: 6df+9 "I said over here!" (ranged)
  1229. (11:57:56 PM) Glacon: TheRaven: "I said over here!" (ranged): 11 (6df+9=0, 0, +, +, 0, 0)
  1230. (11:58:21 PM) Noble: Paresse moves a bit, trying to get an idea on how to act next.
  1231. (11:58:24 PM) Uncandescent: Terrance limps around the side of the bus that Taggart did not go around. Can he make it to the other side and perform an action in the same turn?
  1232. (11:58:48 PM) Mr_Wilt: He cannot.
  1233. (11:59:00 PM) Dawny: Stephi climbs inside the bus. <<Stoat, Cameron, hop off>>
  1234. (11:59:27 PM) Soulless: 6df+12 Predator Instinct, Stoat attempts to take out the other eye, if she can.
  1235. (11:59:27 PM) Glacon: Soulless: Predator Instinct, Stoat attempts to take out the other eye, if she can.: 11 (6df+12=0, +, -, -, 0, 0)
  1236. (11:59:46 PM) Feierbird [Mibbit@synIRC-270FFEE6.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] entered the room.
  1237. (11:59:55 PM) mode (+o Feierbird) by ChanServ
  1238. (12:00:14 AM) Uncandescent: He will limp over there anyway. Can I roll Sneak to ensure that I don't get eaten once I go over there?
  1239. (12:00:35 AM) Mr_Wilt: You can.
  1240. (12:00:36 AM) Dawny: Stephi just gets to the damn canopy, they need firepower
  1241. (12:00:50 AM) NAC: Cameron shakes his head, radioing back <<No. Stoat might need me.>>
  1242. (12:01:01 AM) Noble: Paresse looks for an easier way to head up.
  1243. (12:01:06 AM) Soulless: Stoat also has no radio!
  1244. (12:01:13 AM) NAC: 6df+7 Cameron just punches the thing in the goddamn face. He stupid.
  1245. (12:01:13 AM) Glacon: NAC: Cameron just punches the thing in the goddamn face. He stupid.: 7 (6df+7=+, 0, -, +, -, 0)
  1246. (12:01:23 AM) BiggerJ left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
  1247. (12:01:35 AM) Uncandescent: 6df+7 I shall do so then!
  1248. (12:01:36 AM) Glacon: Uncandescent: I shall do so then!: 9 (6df+7=-, +, +, +, +, -)
  1249. (12:02:56 AM) Scanswitchescomputers left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
  1250. (12:03:03 AM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+9 Moar defense, yo
  1251. (12:03:04 AM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: Moar defense, yo: 8 (6df+9=+, -, +, -, 0, -)
  1252. (12:03:17 AM) Dawny: 6df+6 whatever
  1253. (12:03:17 AM) Glacon: Dawny: whatever: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, -, +, +, -)
  1254. (12:04:13 AM) Mr_Wilt: The dragodile is once again shot in the side by Taggart, quickly following Stoat's blinding it. It roars and flails, chomping down on Cameron's arm as he starts trying to punch its face. PDef, Cam.
  1255. (12:04:39 AM) Dawny: wait...redact...I was confused.
  1256. (12:05:16 AM) NAC: 6df+8 "In retrospect, this was a bad idea." Cameron blurts out, in monotone.
  1257. (12:05:16 AM) Glacon: NAC: "In retrospect, this was a bad idea." Cameron blurts out, in monotone.: 10 (6df+8=+, -, 0, +, 0, +)
  1258. (12:05:25 AM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+14 Very bad.
  1259. (12:05:26 AM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: Very bad.: 16 (6df+14=+, 0, 0, +, +, -)
  1260. (12:05:51 AM) NAC: Redact blurting
  1261. (12:05:54 AM) NAC: He says that calmly
  1262. (12:06:21 AM) Uncandescent: Terrance just slinks around the side of the bus, silently.
  1263. (12:06:40 AM) Mr_Wilt: The dragodile chomps down onto Cameron's arm, flailing its head side to side with it in his mouth. He can hear the sound of his bones cracking from inside its mouth. -2 Body
  1264. (12:06:45 AM) Mr_Wilt: Terrance is unseen!
  1265. (12:07:14 AM) TheRaven: 6df+9 "Nobody eats my teammates!"
  1266. (12:07:15 AM) Glacon: TheRaven: "Nobody eats my teammates!": 7 (6df+9=+, -, -, +, -, -)
  1267. (12:07:39 AM) Dawny: 6df+11 Tagging Excuse me. Stephi aims for the body, not the head.
  1268. (12:07:39 AM) Glacon: Dawny: Tagging Excuse me. Stephi aims for the body, not the head.: 13 (6df+11=-, +, +, +, 0, 0)
  1269. (12:08:02 AM) Mr_Wilt: Stephi can't aim for the body. She's on top of the bus.
  1270. (12:08:34 AM) Roget: Ralph goes around the bus to climb up.
  1271. (12:08:35 AM) Dawny: so she can't aim down from the top of the bus?
  1272. (12:08:39 AM) Soulless: 6df+12 Last AP, Stoat attempts to strike something important in the throat.
  1273. (12:08:39 AM) Glacon: Soulless: Last AP, Stoat attempts to strike something important in the throat.: 10 (6df+12=-, +, -, -, 0, 0)
  1274. (12:08:49 AM) Soulless: (predator instinct tag)
  1275. (12:08:50 AM) NAC: "Ow Ow Ow Ow. Get off me you stupid excuse for a leather purse!" Cameron yells, Wailing on it with his free hand. Oh. It doesn't hurt as bad, he thinks he might be going into shock, or the adrenaline might be wearing out.
  1276. (12:09:02 AM) NAC: 6df+7 HE TRIES TO CLAW OUT IT'S EYES
  1277. (12:09:02 AM) Glacon: NAC: HE TRIES TO CLAW OUT IT'S EYES: 6 (6df+7=0, -, 0, +, -, 0)
  1278. (12:09:12 AM) NAC: And fails, probably.
  1279. (12:09:18 AM) Mr_Wilt: She can't, no.
  1280. (12:09:28 AM) Noble: 6df+12 Tagging-Full-On-Friendship! Paresse rushes up the stairs then throws himself off of them at its stomach, Over and Kill draw to slash it's guts out. "TAKE THIS YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
  1281. (12:09:29 AM) Glacon: Noble: Tagging-Full-On-Friendship! Paresse rushes up the stairs then throws himself off of them at its stomach, Over and Kill draw to slash it's guts out. "TAKE THIS YOU SON OF A BITCH!": 14 (6df+12=0, +, 0, +, 0, 0)
  1282. (12:09:35 AM) Dawny: fine
  1283. (12:09:51 AM) Dawny: 6df+11 Stephi aims for the throat I guess.
  1284. (12:09:51 AM) Glacon: Dawny: Stephi aims for the throat I guess.: 9 (6df+11=+, -, -, 0, -, 0)
  1285. (12:10:15 AM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+9 Well, y'know.
  1286. (12:10:15 AM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: Well, y'know.: 12 (6df+9=+, +, 0, +, +, -)
  1287. (12:10:45 AM) Uncandescent: Terrance comes around the side and limps over to the bear. He had an awesome plan, but between Stoat giving it a handicap lisence, Taggart reducing its torso to swiss cheese, and Paresse doing something stupid, he's pretty sure he can just watch.
  1288. (12:11:19 AM) PresidentEvil [Mibbit@synIRC-1A42B562.ri.ri.cox.net] entered the room.
  1289. (12:11:30 AM) Mr_Wilt: Between the remaining attacks, the creature is felled. It falls back, taking Cameron over the rail with it.
  1290. (12:11:43 AM) Soulless: "Cameron?"
  1291. (12:11:45 AM) Mr_Wilt: Roll PDef, Cam.
  1292. (12:11:52 AM) NAC: 6df+8 Ded
  1293. (12:11:52 AM) Glacon: NAC: Ded: 7 (6df+8=-, -, +, +, -, 0)
  1294. (12:12:23 AM) Roget: Ralph dashes up to the canopy to heal people who need healing.
  1295. (12:12:40 AM) Dawny: Stephi does not allow healing to be done to her.
  1296. (12:12:42 AM) TheRaven: Taggart reloads and approaches the downed beast.
  1297. (12:12:46 AM) Mr_Wilt: Cam is okay! He sticks the landing, although his head hurts.
  1298. (12:12:57 AM) NAC: Is his arm attached to his shoulder?
  1299. (12:13:03 AM) Mr_Wilt: It is.
  1300. (12:13:17 AM) Mr_Wilt: Two cubes detach from the console, pulling up the bear once more and the dragodile. Cameron's arm is freed.
  1301. (12:13:24 AM) Soulless: "..."
  1302. (12:13:29 AM) Roget: "Who needs a doctor?"
  1303. (12:13:32 AM) Mr_Wilt: Although, the dragodile left behind a nice, big teeth, stuck in his arm.
  1304. (12:13:34 AM) Mr_Wilt: tooth*
  1305. (12:13:43 AM) TheRaven: "I propose we get the fuck out of here. And I want some bits off both of those."
  1306. (12:13:49 AM) Uncandescent: Terrance eyes the beast from behind the bear, checking to see if it's really dead. When the cubes deploy, he nods slightly and steps back from the bearcat.
  1307. (12:13:55 AM) Soulless: "Can I have some Dragodile teeth and the horn off the bear."
  1308. (12:13:58 AM) Roget: "I can back that proposal."
  1309. (12:14:06 AM) Mr_Wilt: The two cubes settle back into the console.
  1310. (12:14:12 AM) Noble: "I say we work out what we want when we get back."
  1311. (12:14:12 AM) NAC: He pulls it out of the dragodile's throat and looks up at stoat. Boy he's dizzy. Really dizzy. He waves. "Hello stoat. Some one want to help me up?"
  1312. (12:14:26 AM) NAC: "I think I'm going to pass out from blood loss." He mumbles, falling over.
  1313. (12:14:34 AM) Dawny: Stephi goes to sit down, eyes closing again.
  1314. (12:14:35 AM) Noble: Paresse gets down to him. "You'll be right mate.
  1315. (12:15:04 AM) TheRaven: He boards the bus again. "So that's a horn for you, one for me, and whatever the fuck we get off the dragodile."
  1316. (12:15:09 AM) Roget: "Cameron, I can help you. Where does it hurt?"
  1317. (12:15:22 AM) Soulless: "Computer, once everyone's on board, take us home."
  1318. (12:15:23 AM) NAC: Cameron's response is bleeding.
  1319. (12:15:27 AM) NAC: Everywhere.
  1320. (12:15:39 AM) Noble: Paresse at least wraps up the bleeding parts.
  1321. (12:15:44 AM) Uncandescent: Terrance contemplates asking for a horn, but he doesn't really care about it. He limps onboard the bus.
  1322. (12:15:49 AM) Noble: "Let's get out of here."
  1323. (12:15:49 AM) Roget: I'm going to medicine cameron
  1324. (12:15:52 AM) Roget: 6df+8
  1325. (12:15:53 AM) Glacon: Roget: 10 (6df+8=+, -, 0, 0, +, +)
  1326. (12:16:12 AM) NAC: He coughs up some blood and smiles. "Hi there. What's your name?" he mumbles out a red mist.
  1327. (12:16:15 AM) NAC: 6df+5
  1328. (12:16:15 AM) Glacon: NAC: 2 (6df+5=0, 0, -, -, 0, -)
  1329. (12:17:27 AM) Uncandescent: Terrance sits down, and the bus takes off.
  1330. (12:17:38 AM) NAC: Cameron's still on the ground
  1331. (12:17:43 AM) NAC: No one helped him up
  1332. (12:17:48 AM) Roget: Ralph helps
  1333. (12:17:53 AM) Soulless: Stoat goes to carry Cameron.
  1334. (12:17:54 AM) NAC: They're leaving him to die.
  1335. (12:17:56 AM) Soulless: 6df+8 Hnnnnnng
  1336. (12:17:56 AM) Glacon: Soulless: Hnnnnnng: 5 (6df+8=-, -, +, 0, -, -)
  1337. (12:18:01 AM) Soulless: Okay he's too heavy.
  1338. (12:18:13 AM) Roget: Ralph did medicine'd him...
  1339. (12:18:21 AM) Uncandescent: His seat creaks in complaint due to its burns. Terrance empathizes. Also the bus didn't leave.
  1340. (12:18:25 AM) Roget: did that have any effect?
  1341. (12:18:36 AM) NAC: Did Ralph spend one ap?
  1342. (12:18:52 AM) Roget: Yes
  1343. (12:18:53 AM) Mr_Wilt: The bus has not taken off.
  1344. (12:19:15 AM) NAC: Cameron gains one body, but now the pain is seeping in.
  1345. (12:19:21 AM) Dawny: Stephi heads over to Cameron. She grumbles softly and takes a deep breath.
  1346. (12:19:21 AM) NAC: D10 amounts of pain
  1347. (12:19:25 AM) NAC: d10
  1348. (12:19:25 AM) Glacon: NAC: 2 (d10=2)
  1349. (12:19:33 AM) Dawny: 6df+5 come on little person power
  1350. (12:19:34 AM) Glacon: Dawny: come on little person power: 7 (6df+5=-, 0, +, 0, +, +)
  1351. (12:19:54 AM) Soulless: Stoat's still trying to carry him, so, they both work together, hey!
  1352. (12:20:00 AM) TheRaven: Taggart looks over his injuries. Some minor burns, nothing to worry about. He boards the bus.
  1353. (12:20:01 AM) NAC: Cameron grumbles some and smiles, walking with the two people. "Hey... did you know we have a new guy?" He smiles, bleeding over both of the women's shirts.
  1354. (12:20:09 AM) Noble: Paresse gets himself up there, sitting down. "Well.. Least no one died.."
  1355. (12:20:23 AM) Roget: "Uhh...yeah. Name's Ralph."
  1356. (12:20:30 AM) Lurker is now known as Lurk_Sleeps
  1357. (12:20:37 AM) Soulless: "..." Stoat doesn't mind being bled on as she helps him on.
  1358. (12:20:50 AM) Roget: Ralph sits in a seat and wipes his brow.
  1359. (12:20:54 AM) Soulless: Once everyone's on, she waits for the bus to follow her previous order.
  1360. (12:20:54 AM) Roget: "Jesus."
  1361. (12:20:58 AM) Dawny: Stephi nods and pats Cameron's back softly. "Come on big guy"
  1362. (12:21:20 AM) Soulless: "..." She looks to Ralph. "Won't be the last of these things, for you."
  1363. (12:21:31 AM) Noble: "Let's just get home and have a round of drinks to staying alive."
  1364. (12:21:51 AM) NAC: "Oh..." he mumbles. "Go down to the bar. Alissa asked me to grab her something." He mumbles out, leaning back against a char.
  1365. (12:21:59 AM) Roget: Ralph looks at her. "Is every time going to be like this?"
  1366. (12:22:11 AM) Noble: Paresse nods, handing down to the bar.
  1367. (12:22:16 AM) Soulless: "...It's unpredictable. So probably not."
  1368. (12:22:20 AM) Noble: -heading
  1369. (12:22:31 AM) Soulless: "...But don't ever let your guard down."
  1370. (12:22:42 AM) Proto_Lost left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
  1371. (12:22:50 AM) Dawny: Stephi slumps in a chair, finally letting her body feel the pain.
  1372. (12:22:54 AM) Roget: "Believe me, I won't."
  1373. (12:22:56 AM) Uncandescent: The bus speeds off, because everyone is on,
  1374. (12:23:38 AM) Noble: "Still functioning guys?" Paresse asks as he comes back up with alcohol.
  1375. (12:23:43 AM) NAC: Cameron clasps his non destroyed arm around Ralph's shoulder. "Don't worry. I'll protect you." He says, wincing.
  1376. (12:23:59 AM) Dawny: Stephi nods, silent, eyes closed.
  1377. (12:24:48 AM) Noble: Paresse plants himself down somewhere. "And scratch me asking to have dinner... I'm making it.." He says, panting heavily now he can rest."
  1378. (12:25:01 AM) Uncandescent: Terrance sits there, watching the savannah zoom by and not thinking about his hamburger skin.
  1379. (12:25:11 AM) TheRaven: "Well that was unpleasant."
  1380. (12:25:25 AM) Roget: "You can say that again."
  1381. (12:25:40 AM) Soulless: "..."
  1382. (12:25:41 AM) Uncandescent: Nevertheless, he grins faintly. That was //awesome// ...
  1383. (12:25:44 AM) Dawny: "I'm confused...you don't want to have dinner now?"
  1384. (12:25:52 AM) Mr_Wilt: The bus heads off for the cabin!
  1385. (12:25:55 AM) Noble: "No I want to make dinner for you."
  1386. (12:26:09 AM) Soulless: Stoat nods to Terrance in agreement.
  1387. (12:26:13 AM) Soulless: Pretty jammin.
  1388. (12:26:41 AM) Dawny: "I'd advise against that. I'm picky"
  1389. (12:26:45 AM) Roget: "It was fun until half of us almost died."
  1390. (12:26:58 AM) Noble: "Well what's your favorite meal?"
  1391. (12:27:04 AM) Uncandescent: Terrance sees Stoat nod to him, and instantly loses the grin. Other people can't know he has the ability to be happy.
  1392. (12:27:05 AM) TheRaven: "I really don't like this style of hunting."
  1393. (12:27:26 AM) NAC: "I need to stop punching things." Cameron mutters.
  1394. (12:27:39 AM) Roget: "You think?"
  1395. (12:28:11 AM) Dawny: "Portobello burger with tomato cucumber salad"
  1396. (12:28:35 AM) Noble: "Might not be able to do the burger but fine with having a salad?"
  1397. (12:28:43 AM) NAC: Cameron shrugs and walks into the cabin, clasping his broken arm with tooth still embedded in his burnt skin.
  1398. (12:28:49 AM) NAC: Is Bossman there?
  1399. (12:29:03 AM) Soulless: Stoat heads with Cameron, making sure to take the cubes.
  1400. (12:29:19 AM) Dawny: "We'll talk later"
  1401. (12:29:26 AM) Noble: "Got it."
  1402. (12:29:33 AM) Noble: Paresse stands and head off.
  1403. (12:29:39 AM) Mr_Wilt: Boss Man isn't there.
  1404. (12:29:39 AM) Roget: Ralph follows them inside.
  1405. (12:30:02 AM) TheRaven: Taggart follows.
  1406. (12:30:09 AM) Dawny: Stephi follows, taking the slot as last.
  1407. (12:30:28 AM) Soulless: "...Seems he may still be hunting or got bored of waiting for us."
  1408. (12:30:37 AM) Uncandescent: Terrance limps off the bus. Charon should be able to do something with the remains of a fire bear cat. Imagine the applications of that smoke. He follows the others into the cabin.
  1409. (12:30:48 AM) Roget: "So how do we get back?"
  1410. (12:31:01 AM) Noble: "We walk through the gate?"
  1411. (12:31:05 AM) Soulless: "The gate."
  1412. (12:31:21 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Yes, /me/." Gate speaks up from on top of the staircase.
  1413. (12:31:22 AM) Uncandescent: "Gate." Terrance confirms, heading for such.
  1414. (12:31:36 AM) Soulless: "..."
  1415. (12:31:36 AM) TheRaven: Taggart heads through.
  1416. (12:31:48 AM) Dawny: Stephi moves, very, very slowly toward gate.
  1417. (12:31:49 AM) NAC: Cameron goes up to the chair where he's normally sitting and pulls out his wallet. He leaves about 30 bucks and a note on the back of his business card saying. 'Took a bottle of booze, sorry if this isn't enough.' before heading back to the stairs.
  1418. (12:32:11 AM) Roget: Ralph walks up the stairs, feeling drained.
  1419. (12:32:12 AM) Soulless: Stoat heads with the cubes, wondering where they're going to carve up these things up. Maybe in Charon's research room.
  1420. (12:32:52 AM) Noble: Paresse moves quick.
  1421. (12:33:08 AM) TheRaven: "Stoat, you wanna take care of the parts distribution?"
  1422. (12:33:40 AM) Uncandescent: Terrance trails behind the others.
  1423. (12:33:51 AM) Soulless: "...Sure. Who wants what."
  1424. (12:34:13 AM) Soulless: "...Actually, just text me. I'll leave the parts at your doors."
  1425. (12:34:25 AM) Mr_Wilt: Those heading up into Gate, #farrecon
  1426. (12:34:26 AM) Dawny: Stephi thinks about everything, but her brain is nagging her about thescreaming in her back and side. She really should let someone look at that.
  1427. (12:34:30 AM) Noble: "Alright."
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