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- Chisa Yukizome
- chisa: aw, i died
- chisa: i end up present for a lot of decisive situations, don't i? like in "the housekeeper saw!"
- chisa: naturally, i was there for the biggest, most atrocious despair-inducing incident in human history too.
- chisa: the super high school level-despair who caused that incident...
- chisa: they were my students, you see
- chisa: and so, hope's peak high school was forced to close
- chisa: this is the story th at leads up to the the biggest, most atrocious despair-inducing incident in human history
- chisa: this is a tale of hope that ends in despair
- chisa: so, does it have a bad ending, you ask? hmmm, I wonder.
- chisa: okay, principal kirgiri!
- chisa: i will! leave it to me-- (sound of hitting chest and coughing)
- chisa: excuse me for that!
- chisa: good morning! wait, only four of you?
- chisa: starting today, I'm your teacher, Chisa Yukizone. Nice to meet you!
- Chisa: Don't you worry. Your teacher has lots of life insurance!
- chisa: Mr. Kizazkura is hung over and vomiting.
- Chisa: There, there. That makes five.
- Chisa: Huh? What are the other kids doing?
- Chisa: I see... You all have these disappointing relationships, don't you? This is a crisis that needs
- solving!
- Chisa: Youth comes only once. It will never return! How can you not care about your classmates? You
- kids are all... rotten oranges!
- Chisa: Rotten oranges are rotten oranges! They're sticky, squelchy and squishy!
- Chisa: I'm saying I can't let this stand! Let's go and find all your rotten friends! We're going to take back your lost youth! With enough rotten oranges, we can still make youth jam!
- Chisa: Sonia... Let's go find the others!
- Chisa: As a teacher, there are things you must be ready to do to earn a living, Kuzuryuu.
- Chisa: There!
- Chisa: experience comes with age, I guess.
- Chisa: Good! Now let's put some spirit into it!
- Chisa: Hmm... He should be in here...
- Chisa: Is everyone okay?
- Chisa: You damaged the facilities a little too much.
- Chisa: Okay, we'll get him next!
- Chisa: You have the vibrant personality I'd expect from a Super High School-Level student, Hanamura!
- Chisa: Right, she's next!
- Chisa: Go, Nidai!
- Chisa: You'll find a new love in no time.
- Chisa: Hey! Tanaka! Tanaka Gun-
- Chisa: No hormones!
- Chisa: Okay, let's move on.
- Chisa: Pekoyama, class has already started.
- Chisa: It's fine to work on your main job, but you need to attend class, too.
- Chisa: Okay, three to go.
- Chisa: The door to youth is right before our eyes!
- Chisa: Hanamura... You took that a little far.
- Chisa: Now, maybe we'll try him next.
- Chisa: I know it's around here...
- Chisa: Here.
- Chisa: You aren't scum.
- Chisa: You're a rotten orange!
- Chisa: All right!
- Chisa: Only two left...
- Chisa: Everyone, get your butts in gear!
- Chisa: I'll go and get the other students, then.
- Chisa: Could the rest of you clean the classroom?
- Chisa: Kindly do it.
- Chisa: Okay, I'm counting on you!
- Chisa: Hello!
- Chisa: No excuses. Get out here now!
- Chisa: Mitarai!
- Chisa: Nice to meet you.
- Chisa: I'm your new teacher.
- Chisa: Now, just one more classmate!
- Chisa: Oh, there you are!
- Chisa: --You must be Nanami!
- Chisa: I'm Chisa Yukizome!
- Chisa: Starting today, I'm your teacher.
- Chisa: Nice to meet you!
- Chisa: Huh? That uniform... Are you a student in the Reserve Course?
- Chisa: You haven't heard of it?
- Chisa: It was introduces last year.
- Chisa: They accept ordinary students.
- Chisa: The student fees are high, though.
- Chisa: Ah.
- Chisa: Ah! Hold it!
- Chisa: It's fine!
- Chisa: [background] --I avoided hitting anything vital!
- Chisa: [background] --It's fine! It's fine!
- Chisa: Sorry for the wait!
- Chisa: Come on.
- Chisa: We're going now.
- Chisa: sorry to drag Nanami off like this...
- Chisa: Nanami's already started another game.
- Chisa: Up, you go! Well, I'll see you later.
- Chisa: Nice! That's everyone now!
- Chisa: Okay, okay... You all waited!
- Chisa: That's incredible!
- Chisa: This is a fine start to your youth.
- Chisa: Yep! Yep! We'll keep going at it like this tomorrow, too!
- Chisa: True, that is what the school rules say, but...
- Chisa: There's more to life than just talent.
- Chisa: Interacting with others will build character and help you make memories.
- Chisa: Let's make something more important than talent shine: your hope.
- Chisa: --I'll come get you all tomorrow, too!
- Chisa: Thanks to you, I managed to get through it.
- Chisa: Well, how are things on your end?
- Chisa: Will you be okay without me?
- Chisa: The plan to expand Hope's Peak High School overseas...
- Chisa: It's steadily coming to fruition, huh?
- Chisa: [giggles] No less from the former Super High School-Level Student Council President.
- Chisa: Hey, Kyosuke...
- Chisa: I'm grateful to Hope's Peak High School.
- Chisa: It allowed me to meet you!
- Chisa: Oh... It's nothing.
- Akane Owari
- Akane: Yahoo! The breeze feels great! Hmm? I smell meat. I SMELL MEAT!
- Akane: Let me go!
- Akane: He's right! Class is a pain!
- Ibuki Mioda
- Ibuki: Hormone! Hormone! Love! Love! Hormone! Hormone! Love! Love! Hormone! Hormone! Passion! Passion! Passion! Passion! Yeah! Huh? Since when did I have an audience?
- Ibuki: No music!
- Ibuki: Eat some hormone-yaki and calm down!
- Ibuki: When Ibuki does something, she does it right.
- Ibuki: Ibuki wants to perfect her performance!
- Jin Kirigiri
- kirigiri: yukizome, i am assigning you to be assistant homeroom teacher to the first group of the 77th class.
- kirigiri: you've only just graduated, so it may be difficult, but I'm counting on you
- kirigiri: kizakura!
- kirigiri: as you can see, the homeroom taecher isn't too serious, so i think you may have some trouble...
- kirigiri: no.
- kirigiri: yeah. he insisted we take her if we were short on staff.
- kirigiri: i know
- kizakura: (belches)
- kizakura: sorry, sorry. I had a bit too much to drink last night... (groans)
- kizakura: feel free to treat the class like it's your own!
- kizakura: chisa hasn't changed a bit since her student days
- kizakura: now, then... i hear it was munakata's recommendation. to have her be a teacher...
- kizakura: he may be young, but he's expanding his faction quickly.
- kizakura: be careful not to have the school snatched out from under you
- Kizakura: The building's shaking even more than usual today.
- Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu
- Kuzuryuu: Hold on, where did Kuzakura go?! He's our homeroom teacher.
- Kuzuryuu: Again?
- Kuzuryuu: Don't act like such a goody two-shoes!
- Kuzuryuu: Screw that. Why should I have to act all buddy-buddy with everyone? Why, you...You trying to take a finger off?
- Kuzuryuu: Do it if you--
- Kuzuryuu: Y-you... You've got guts.
- Kuzuryuu: You have an impressive resolve. I like you.
- Kuzuryu: What are you just waltzing in here for?
- Kuzuryu: What was that tremor just now? They they keep getting bigger!
- Kuzuryuu: What the hell was that?
- Kuzuryuu: That's more than just "a bit!"
- Kuzuryu: Hold on, just how much do you kn--
- Kuzuryu: [yelling] That's hot!
- Kuzuryu: Neither one is any good.
- Kuzuryu: No choice, I guess.
- Kuzuryu: Let's just get it done.
- Mahiru Koizumi
- mahiru: um, who are you?
- Mahiru: That isn't how we speak in Japanese.
- Mahiru: Besides, attendance isn't mandatory at this school, is it? You just need to sharpen your skills and pass the practical exams.
- Mahiru: You went to this school?
- Mahiru: No, I think you'd just have rotten jam--
- Mahiru: Now, now...
- Mahiru: He-He's the same as always...
- Koizumi: We're still keeping going this way?
- Koizumi: But she's a surprisingly good teacher.
- Mikan Tsumiki
- Mikan: Sorry! I'm late! I tripped!
- Mikan: I'm sorry!
- Mikan: I... I was trying to attend class--
- Mikan: I'm sorry!
- Mikan: I'm sorry!
- Mikan: Jurassic Park!
- Mikan: (squeals)
- Mikan: Broken?! A-A-Are you okay?
- Mikan: [crying] That's so mean!
- Mikan: [cries]
- Mikan: M-Me, too!
- Nekomaru Nidai
- Nidai: IT'S SHIT!
- Nidai: (laughs) Sorry, I had a real tough one to push out today!
- Nidai: Yeah, sorry about that. I just let it rip a bit too hard.
- Nidai: Hey!
- Nidai: (powerful yell)
- Nidai: I think it sounds fun!
- Hiyoko Saionji
- saionji: what's this? some woman I've never even heard of just came in
- Saionji: Oh, this one looks like she'll be fun to break. Her social position, her organs, her life, and more!
- Saionji: You do this every morning. Are you a bot? You puke-stinking klutz of a woman!
- Saionji: I don't know, and I don't care.
- Saionji: Huh? What are you saying?
- Saionji: Why do I have to be in here too?
- Saionji: Way to make a big deal out of nothing.
- Saionji: I don't want to walk another step!
- Saionji: Huh? I'm exhausted!
- Saionji: My legs are broken...
- Saionji: Stay back, you rotten orange!
- Saionji: You must be a bot!
- Saionji: --Blech, I'm gonna puke.
- Saionji: --Ugh, I'm so tired, I could die!
- Saionji: Huh? Is there sawdust packed where your brain ought to be?
- Saionji: --You, shut up! You rotten orange!
- Sonia Nevermind
- sonia: good morning.
- Sonia: I give praise to thee.
- Sonia: This may be everyone for today
- Sonia: Rotten oranges?
- Sonia: I think that is wonderful, Miss Yukizome! This may be exactly what I was hoping for wh en I
- knocked at this school's gate.
- Sonia: Alright!
- Sonia: Wow! This is a Japanese men's room?
- Sonia: Yes!
- Sonia: Call the chef for me.
- Sonia: THen, I would like a meat dish.
- Sonia: We caught a classmate.
- Sonia: No, not the oil.
- Sonia: Now, this is youth!
- Sonia: No, this is youth.
- Kazuichi Souda
- Souda: Miss Sonia! Did you come to bring me a snack?
- Souda? Huh? Does the oil stink?
- Souda: I-is it me? Is it me?!
- Souda: She hasn't rejected me yet.
- Souda: What are you doing?
- Souda: Striking cool poses isn't helping.
- Tanaka Gundam
- Tanaka: An abominable name, the speaking of which is forbidden. Right now, I am Tanaka the Forbidden One. The taboo King, served by the Four Dark Devas of Destruction. Remember this well! For I am the man who will one day rule this entire world!
- Gundam: [laughs] Let us embark to purify this tainted Gehenna.
- Gundam: Tomorrow, too, say you?
- Gundam: In this school, so long as you have talent, I heard you were free to attend or not attend class.
- Teruteru Hanamura
- Teruteru: Coming! Why, mademoiselle... What do you desire?
- Teruteru: Meat? Do you like yours hard? Or hot? Or thick? Huh? Oh huh?
- Teruteru: G-getting tied up by a lady in an a-apron..
- Teruteru: It's a man now? Oh! I can work with this!
- Teruteru: She's really coming!
- Teruteru: My door to sexuality is already open-- [yells]
- Teruteru: The pain is delicious!
- Ryota Mitarai
- Ryota: [Eating]
- Ryota: [Gasps] S-Sorry! Sorry!
- Ryota: I'll be done in ten... No, five to six pages!
- Ryota: I've run out of ideas!
- Ryota: Huh? Ah, what?
- Ryota: Weren't you just at the front door?
- Ryota: H-Huh?
- Ryota: [yelling] I don't want to wait for a package release!
- Ryota: [Yelling] I'm watching the evening rebroadcast!
- Ryota: [pained noises] --That itches!
- Ryota: [yelling]
- Ryota: No! I'll definitely get away!
- Ryota: [yells] Why are you throwing that sword at me?!
- Ryota: [background] --That isn't the problem!
- Ryota: [muffled yelling]
- Peko Pekoyama
- Peko: [Gasps]
- Peko: Forgive me.
- Peko: I completely lost track of time.
- Peko: --This could take a while.
- Munakata Kyosuke
- Munakata: I see. I couldn't ask for better news.
- Munakata: It's going so well that I'm almost disappointed.
- Munakata: Did you think it was impossible?
- Munakata: True, it would be impossible for any ordinary man.
- Munakata: But I can do it.
- Munakata: Don't push yourself too hard.
- Munakata: You've always been a little too serious.
- Munakata: What's this, all of a sudden?
- Hinata Hajime
- Hinata: [grunts]
- Hinata: A-Are you okay?
- Hinata: Is that Gala Omega?
- Hinata: Y-Yeah.
- Hinata: Y-Yeah...
- Hinata. I once played through it five times in a row.
- Hinata: Yeah. It's true.
- Hinata: That's even more impressive.
- Hinata: Uh... S-Sure.
- Hinata: Yes...
- Hinata: People in the Main Course are more ridiculous than I expected.
- Hinata: But...
- Hinata: You all have incredible talents, don't you?
- Hinata: If only I had talent, too...
- Hinata: Huh?
- Hinata: But...
- Hinata: No, I don't mind.
- Hinata: O-Okay.
- Hinata: [laughs]
- Hinata: I have the greater freedom, huh?
- Chiaki Nanami
- Chiaki: Yeah.
- Chiaki: Eh?
- Chiaki: You know it?
- Chiaki: It's such an old game!
- Chiaki: It's a classic, don't you think?
- Chiaki: It's a total classic, right?!
- Chiaki: Really?!
- Chiaki: Ten times is my limit!
- Chiaki: But I've never met anyone besides me who could play that much before!
- Chiaki: Hey, show me sometime. Promise?
- Chiaki: Reserve Course?
- Chiaki: Hmm...
- Chiaki: It doesn't make a difference whether you have a talent or not.
- Chiaki: I mean, that isn't the end goal.
- Chiaki: You have greater freedom than we do.
- Chiaki: All I have are games.
- Chiaki: But you can go anywhere and become anything.
- Komaeda Nagito
- Komaeda: That's odd...
- Komaeda: I put in a thousand yen and pushed the button, but it's not coming out.
- Komaeda: I'm so unlucky.
- Komaeda: Oh! I really am lucky, after all.
- Komaeda: [laughs] You wanted to meet scum like me?
- Komaeda: What a wonderful teacher!
- Komaeda: [laughs]
- Komaeda: Cleaning is the one thing I'm good at.
- Komaeda: --I'm so glad we now have a classroom that's suitable for others' talents to shine in!
- Komaeda: --Hope? That sounds wonderful!
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