Disa Retail

Greg: Hi!:) \o/
Melissa: Hi! o7
Greg: I got a raise at work!
Melissa: Nice! What is your new position?
Greg: Chief human resources officer in Disa Retail. \m/
Melissa: You get paid more than the competitors?
Greg: Yes, in SuperEvilPotato current salary is 100 000.
Melissa: And how much do you get now?
Greg: $ 250 000 !
Melissa: Wow! Gregory, I _love_ you!!!
Melissa: Let's get married!