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  1. #Pye BETA 0.6.1
  2. #by: TeslaWaffle
  3.  
  4. #Pre-defined variables
  5. #var_loop
  6. x = 1
  7. #var_gen
  8. hey = 'Hello!'
  9. hi = 'Hello friend!'
  10. hello = 'Hi!'
  11. sup = 'Sup dood!'
  12. genhelp = 'General: help, hello, sup, hey, hi'
  13. funhelp = 'Fun: rekt, futalessgay, smokes order, pacertest, darude status'
  14. cphelp = 'CopyPasta: tableflip, lenny, sniper'
  15.  
  16.  
  17.  
  18. #var_fun
  19. futa = 'Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because youre fapping to something with one guy in it, thats 50 percent gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, thats one girl and a half girl, thus only 25 percent gay. You could make it 0 percent gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100 percent gay.'
  20. pacer = 'The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.'
  21. smoke = 'Ill have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.'
  22. rekt = '☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT ☑ REKTangle ☑ SHREKT ☑ REKT-it Ralph ☑ Total REKTall ☑ The Lord of the REKT ☑ The Usual SusREKTs ☑ North by NorthREKT ☑ REKT to the Future ☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT ☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT ☑ LawREKT of Arabia ☑ Tyrannosaurus REKT ☑ eREKTile dysfunction ☑ eREKTion'
  23. dstat = 'Darude status: ☐ Not Sandstorm ☑ Sandstorm'
  24. #var_cp
  25. tableflip = ' (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻'
  26. lenny = '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'
  27. sniper = '︻デ┳═ー'
  28.  
  29.  
  30.  
  31.  
  32. #var_misc
  33.  
  34.  
  35.  
  36.  
  37.  
  38. #Main
  39. print("""\
  40. ______ ______ _____ _____ ___
  41. | ___ \ | ___ \ ___|_ _/ _ \
  42. | |_/ / _ ___ | |_/ / |__ | |/ /_\ \
  43. | __/ | | |/ _ \ | ___ \ __| | || _ |
  44. | | | |_| | __/ | |_/ / |___ | || | | |
  45. \_| \__, |\___| \____/\____/ \_/\_| |_/
  46. __/ | v0.6.1
  47. |___/ by: TeslaWaffle
  48. """)
  49.  
  50. print('My name is pye.')
  51. name = input('Whats yours?: ')
  52. print('Hello')
  53. print(name)
  54. print('Now that we know each other, what do you need? Type help for command list.')
  55. while x >= 0:
  56. uinp = input('')
  57.  
  58. #General
  59.  
  60. if uinp == 'help':
  61. print (genhelp)
  62. print (funhelp)
  63. print (cphelp)
  64.  
  65. if uinp == 'Help':
  66. print (genhelp)
  67. print (funhelp)
  68. print (cphelp)
  69.  
  70. if uinp == 'halp':
  71. print (genhelp)
  72. print (funhelp)
  73. print (cphelp)
  74.  
  75. if uinp == 'Halp':
  76. print (genhelp)
  77. print (funhelp)
  78. print (cphelp)
  79.  
  80. if uinp == 'hello':
  81. print (hello)
  82. if uinp == 'sup':
  83. print (sup)
  84. if uinp == 'hey':
  85. print (hey)
  86. if uinp == 'hi':
  87. print (hi)
  88.  
  89. #Fun
  90.  
  91. if uinp == 'rekt':
  92. print (rekt)
  93. if uinp == 'futalessgay':
  94. print (futa)
  95. if uinp == 'pacertest':
  96. print (pacer)
  97. if uinp == 'smokes order':
  98. print (smoke)
  99. if uinp == 'darude status':
  100. print (dstat)
  101.  
  102. #CopyPasta
  103.  
  104. if uinp == 'tableflip':
  105. print (tableflip)
  106. if uinp == 'lenny':
  107. print (lenny)
  108. if uinp == 'sniper':
  109. print (sniper)
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