Diagnoses treatment

DOCUMENT REPORT FOR CATIE QUINN – 10/20/2016
	I have analyzed the test results as well as the MRI / PET / CAT scans on the patient named, “Catie Quinn”. Below are the results.

Name: Catie Aysilia Quinn
DOB: 05/20/1997
Sex: F
Height: 5’4”
Weight: 100 kilograms

The tests have determined, that alongside the aforementioned disorders and syndromes present in this individual that were made aware over years past that this individual has “Meme Syndrome”. This is characterized by excessive Meme postings over the internet and in real life as well as discussing them on an open forum such as discussion boards, communities, imageboards, and the like. There are four types of this, and like cancer, it progressively gets worse without a treatment plan.

Stages / Types

Meme Syndrome – Type I
May be new to catchphrases, pop culture, radio hits, and the like or may not care for any of it at all. Talks lightly upon anything that happens in popular culture as they are seemingly “unaware” or “withdrawn” from this. May also be, what they call, “Lowkey” following the norm.

Meme Syndrome – Type II
A bit worse than Type I, it is obvious that they have some of the lingo down. Makes them passable and alright to be around people, but not toxic enough to frequent 4Chan and such horrendous sites. As long as you keep them outside and active, and off the computer less, they will turn out completely fine and pretty much like the individuals diagnosed with Type I.

Meme Syndrome – Type III
Significantly worse than the other two, as these individuals tend to frequent the internet and are often seen playing Team Fortress 2, Counter Strike; Global Offensive, World of Warcraft, and other terrible games everyone comes to hate with a passion because of the cancerous community they portray. The games tend to be fine themselves; it is just that many individuals in the servers tend to frequent 4chan. Difficult to cure but it is possible. The tumors may grow quickly and rapidly spread through the brain and can quickly manifest into Type IV.

Meme Syndrome – Type IV
The worst of the four types indeed, as this is not only uncurable and deadly, but many individuals have passed through the previous three stages without any treatment or with a FAILED treatment plan and are doomed to oblivion. They tend to post on 4chan and post Memes and Copypastas everywhere constantly, and this affects all aspects of their life. They will even take the day off or take a multitude of breaks during their day jobs in order to fulfill their meme quotas; that is, their quotas are unlimited and will never be filled. It is said that the frontal lobe/cortex is being filled with tumors, and irrational decisions are easily made.


Treatment Options
Medication(s)
Meme Reliever (Aspirin) 3-4/day depending on Rx
Vitamin D (30,000 Units) 1/wk, may be increased to 4/wk
Metformin (Treats Diabetes) 6 times/wk
Valium 3x/day
Hormone Replacement Therapy (Spirinolactone and Birth Control/Estradiol or Androgens)
Radiation Therapy

Alternatives
Electronic use decreased to 2 hours max/day, recommended 8 hours max/week
Exercise 3-4x a week (Training plan)
Healthy diet (Use with Exercise, diet plan; consult dietitian)
Removal of Social Media – More importantly, Tumblr and 4chan

Diagnoses: The patient is determined to have Type III / Early Onset Type IV and may need extensive radiation therapy along with the current treatment medication as they have cancerous growths in their brain cells causing not only neurons and synapses to fire incorrectly, but rash decisions can be made as well because the frontal lobe is decreasing in capacity.