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- Chose 3 pictures at random and made a story.
- Summary: Anon is a made up character in p0ny literature that the entire mane 6 was infatuated with.
- Wrote during the Scruffining in a thread that ended up deleted
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- >Day Husbando
- >When Earth shattering or cataclysmic events weren’t happening life was pretty dull as the Elements of Harmony
- >Having to live a life where one day is life threatening adventure and the other is just another day gets pretty jarring
- >Because of this the 6 of you regularly get together to gossip about stupid shit
- >You were all comrades in arms
- >and you each gave 0 fucks about what others thought about your shared hobby
- >It all revolved around a Choose Your Own Adventure story
- >A story that no p0ny actually expected to happen
- >but those mares at the cloverchan book club surprised everyone
- >Everything seemed like harmless fun at first
- >but the signs were there
- >Each and every one of you read the story
- >Even Rainbow Dash couldn’t put the story down
- >AppleJack managed to read
- >Piknie’s ADD was curbed
- >How did you not pick up on the signs?
- >Probably because you were too busy reading the damn book
- >The book in question detailed a lone creature foreign to the entire world that had to try to adapt to this new life he was so cruelly thrown into
- >and you were the mare to help him along the way
- >The story gave various decisions you could make and this new creature developed based on your decisions
- >It sometimes felt like there were hundreds, what with all the bad ends
- >Some of which were actually pretty funny
- >According to rumors none of the author p0nies could agree on a name
- >So they went with Anonymous, or Anon for short
- >and he became your husband
- >You were all infatuated with this made up character
- >‘Regular’ p0nies would laugh or be put off by this knowledge
- >but you had already mentioned that not a one of you cared
- >The only thing you all cared about was your own head canons
- >Rarity regularly made little doodles of Anon, always matching him to emeralds
- >Sometimes she would even sneak little images or references into the stitching of her work
- >For Rarity, Anon would truly appreciate her
- >and defend her good name
- >A real charmer and gentlecolt
- >and she would give anything to make Anon happy
- >Pinkie snuck in references in her work too
- >Except they were not always as discrete as Rarity’s
- >“This cake tastes funny”
- “Shut up and eat the meat log!”
- >She was practically jamming it into the customers mouth
- >That was a weird day
- >For Pinkie, Anon would always be there for her
- >Through the highs and the lows
- >To make her smile even on the bad days
- >and she would do her best to make sure Anon never had a single bad day
- >AppleJack tried to be nonchalant about the whole Anon thing
- >but Holy Celestia was she guilty
- >No p0ny was allowed in the barn
- >For AppleJack, Anon had the stamina no other stallion could hope for
- >In more ways than one
- >and he’d always be straight with her
- >Never going back on his word
- >and she’d be just as reliable
- >Being there for Anon through thick and thin
- >Fluttershy was not so much hush hush about the topic
- >Just her usual quiet self
- >but you all knew she had made an Anon body pillow
- >and she could argue with the best of them
- “um…I disagree…..your Anon is only okay and you should only feel okay”
- >Well it was impressive coming from Fluttershy
- >Your sure there’s much worse in some weird parallel dimension
- >For Fluttershy, Anon offered safety and comfort
- >A big, strong, male, who didn’t really fit in with p0nies
- >He was actually just a gentle giant
- >and she would be there for him
- >Ever understanding and supportive
- >Rainbow Dash was the loudest on the subject
- >She’d have a full conversation about Anon anywhere
- >Her and Rarity had found common ground, and would talk for hours
- >During training she would mutter that it was for Anon
- >At performances she would dedicate her stunts to Anon
- >She would probably tell the entire crowd that
- >but she always believed in her actions speaking louder than words
- >For Rainbow Dash, Anon was both a supporter and a challenger
- >A friendly rival, a driving force
- >and when she wasn’t so sure
- >Anon would tell her just what she needed to hear
- >and she wouldn’t let anyone give Anon a hard time
- >Except for her
- >and of course there’s you
- >Twilight Sparkle
- >You brought this upon all your friends
- >but the story was too good not to share!
- >and Anon, oh Anon
- >A physical manifestation of curiosity and mystery
- >You would no doubt be equally interested in each other
- >In what you could both offer
- >….to the world that is
- >Anon would see the world in the fresh eyes you do
- >Seeking answers to questions no one else cared to ask
- >Not just simply accepting the fact that ‘things work that way’
- >You had your share of dirty secrets regarding Anon too
- >A bunch of fics you wrote hidden in one of the bookshelves
- >Spike better stay away from there
- >Or else you’ll have to put him in the horror closet again
- >He was probably gay anyway
- >The end of your rather long monologuing is punctuated by a loud crash outside
- >Who could be out at this hour?
- >Some hobo-p0nies raiding your trash?
- >You and the girls all get up and go outside to where the sound came from
- >None of you wished for what you saw
- >and none of you really knew what to think
- >Sprawled out on the ground was a naked female form
- >A HUMAN naked female form
- “Bucking Kenjina”
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