Trollian Log #1

[21:08] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> BACKSTORY: Karkat posted a Trollian download on the network and harrassed everybody about its time travel capabilities, and how it could be used to cheat for memories. Once enough people downloaded it for whatever reason (including shutting him up), he sent around a memo invite.
[21:08] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> So................................................. IC start!
[21:08] * cuteBunny is now known as CURRENT_cuteBunny
[21:09] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> heklo this thing working
[21:09] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WELCOME, HELLO, NICE TO HAVE YOU ALL HERE, GO FUCK YOURSELVES, ETC.
[21:09] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> TO BUSINESS.
[21:09] <CURRENT_existentialButterfly> hello.
[21:09] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> Nice way to start, dude.
[21:10] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Maybe I shouldn't have joined after all...
[21:10] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WE STAND HERE TO FORMALLY INVITE ANYONE IN FUTURE SIROCCO, ESPECIALLY OURSELVES, TO HELP US WITH THE WHOLE AMNESIA THING.
[21:10] <CURRENT_boosterGold> This is stupid.
[21:10] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> ALSO MAYBE TELL US IF THERE'S ANYTHING WE HAVE TO DO TO GET OUT OF HERE.
[21:11] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Mokona can't figure out how the colors work! :(
[21:11] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> SO...
[21:11] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> HELLO????
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[21:11] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Mokona wants to be pink.
[21:11] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> can't say i think it wkll work
[21:11] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OH GOD WHY ARE YOU THE FIRST ONE.
[21:11] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> dont mind me i just want to see cg flipping his shit
[21:11] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> BUT WHATEVER, I'LL TAKE--
[21:11] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WHAT
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[21:11] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> karkat is funny!!!
[21:11] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OH MY GOD.
[21:11] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Whoa, it actually works?
[21:11] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WHAT???
[21:12] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> wow.
[21:12] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD
[21:12] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> i think this may end jp confusing
[21:12] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> HOLD ON, AREN'T YOU FROM LIKE SIX HOURS IN THE FUTURE? WHAT USEFUL INFORMATION DO YOU EVEN HAVE?
[21:12] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> AND WHY ARE YOU WIGGING OUT LIKE AN ASSHOLE?
[21:12] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> XD XD XD mokona is laughing!
[21:12] <CURRENT_existentialButterfly> oh it worked
[21:13] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> i dunno he doesnt seem that different from you in the present
[21:13] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> I can't tell if I should be amazed or laughing.
[21:13] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I'M FLIPPING MY SHIT OFF THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE CITY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THIS HORRIBLE CLUSTERFUCK AGAIN. FROM THE OTHER SIDE!
[21:13] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> I'm laughing.
[21:13] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> im admit i am surprised taht it wasn't some joke
[21:13] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE I WAS EVER RETARDED ENOUGH TO THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.
[21:13] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> twice the karkatty means twice the loudness and twice the fun~
[21:13] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND STOP NOW.
[21:14] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> ALL OF YOU, LOG OUT.
[21:14] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> funny definion of fun
[21:14] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WHAT, FUCK NO.
[21:14] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> you know hes not going to
[21:14] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Never mind, this is pretty fun after all.
[21:14] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I KNOW.
[21:14] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> IGNORE THIS PESSIMISTIC TOOLBAG. LOOK WHY CAN'T YOU JUST COME BACK IN LIKE A YEAR AND TELL ME SOMETHING FUCKING USEFUL?
[21:14] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> so you guys are from the future right
[21:15] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> lay it on us
[21:15] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> WELL, ONE REASON IS THAT I HATE YOU
[21:15] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> who finally makes karkat crack
[21:15] <CURRENT_existentialButterfly> should we introduce ourselves or something
[21:15] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> BUT ALSO AS YOU WILL SOON FIND OUT I COULDN'T HELP YOU MORONS EVEN IF YOU DESERVED IT
[21:15] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Does that mean we can't cheat memories this way?
[21:15] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OF COURSE WE CAN.
[21:15] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OF COURSE YOU CAN'T.
[21:15] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> obviously
[21:15] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> i am rudolph van richten.
[21:16] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> so it does not aork that way.
[21:16] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Figures.
[21:16] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> FUCK YOU! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, ANYWAY? I'M JUST LEADING THE IMPOTENT HUMANS TO SUCCESS WITH A BRILLIANT TACTICAL SHORTCUT.
[21:16] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OH MY GOD I REMEMBER ACTUALLY BELIEVING THAT WHEN I TYPED IT.
[21:16] <CURRENT_existentialButterfly> i am rin.
[21:17] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> sup rin
[21:17] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> sup rin
[21:17] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> I'd be offended right now if this wasn't so hilarious.
[21:17] <CURRENT_existentialButterfly> hello.
[21:17] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> hello rin I'm Mokona!!
[21:17] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Yuta.
[21:17] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> wait which rin?
[21:17] <CURRENT_existentialButterfly> hello.
[21:17] <CURRENT_existentialButterfly> confused rin, not angry rin.
[21:17] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> IT'S LIKE WATCHING SOMEONE'S THINK SPONGE ROT INTO A SOPOROUS GREEN SLUDGE AND BOIL OUT OF THE PAN.
[21:17] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> ok
[21:17] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> there is somethinf comical abot this
[21:17] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> why do you think im even in here
[21:17] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> you cant get this shit on tv
[21:17] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THIS JUST IN: OUR MEMORIES WERE STOLEN BY SENTIENT AND POWERFUL FORCES!
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[21:18] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> IT TURNS OUT IDIOTS CAN'T OVERRIDE THEIR WHIMS WITH A FUCKING CHAT CLIENT YOU STUPID NASTY GARBAGE.
[21:18] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Omg, Kark8t, you have no idea how hilarious this disaster is to watch!!!!!!!!
[21:18] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> You should have invited me.
[21:18] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OH GODDAMMIT NOT YOU TOO
[21:18] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> oh no.
[21:18] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> who invited her?
[21:18] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> dude i know right
[21:18] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> hi Vriska~
[21:18] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> comedy
[21:18] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> fucking
[21:18] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> gold
[21:18] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> I am in hilarious hysterics over here over how incompetent and ins8ne you are!
[21:19] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> YOUR HIDEOUS PAST SELF ISN'T EVEN HERE, THIS PRACTICALLY DOESN'T EVEN CONCERN YOU.
[21:19] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> It's so pathetic that it almost wraps around and 8ecomes 8rilliant instead.
[21:19] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> 8ut not quite.
[21:19] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Of course it concerns me!!!!!!!!
[21:19] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> How could I miss out on you m8king an even huger seedflap of yourself than usual?
[21:19] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> ::::D
[21:20] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Do you *really* have to keep doing the 8 thing?
[21:20] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Your comments are making even less sense.
[21:20] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> VRISKA FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'M TRYING TO ANGRILY INFORM MY PAST SELF THAT HE'S A STUPID EMBARRASSING PIECE OF WIGGLING DUNG, STOP INFORMING HIM OF THAT MOCKINGLY.
[21:20] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> I'm pretty sure she does it just to annoy everyone.
[21:20] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> i thought it was a religion or something
[21:20] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> It's working.
[21:20] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> this is pretty neat~
[21:21] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> their way of offering tribute to the god of insufferable douchebags
[21:21] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> 8ut Future Karkat, you're the only person stupider than Past Karkat!
[21:21] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> It's like Mokona's watching all of her friends at the same time! :3
[21:21] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
[21:21] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> That wasn't a compliment, fucknu8s!
[21:21] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> I DON'T EVEN CARE, YOU'RE STILL RIGHT.
[21:21] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> BULLSHIT.
[21:21] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> I can't 8elieve how easy it is to troll you.
[21:21] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> well so much for being productive.
[21:21] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> I could just sit here.
[21:22] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I'VE RECOGNIZED THIS CARNIVAL OF IDIOCY FOR WHAT IT WAS AND BECOME WISER FROM THE FAILURE.
[21:22] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> And you are trolling yourself for me.
[21:22] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I'M BASICALLY DECADES AHEAD OF BOTH OF YOU ON THE LEARNING CURVE.
[21:22] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> karkat's lying, because he still came~
[21:22] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> It's like watching a gru8 fall off of a one-wheeled device over and over again, in slow motion.
[21:22] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> okay, do you mind actually saying WHY this is a 'carnival of idiocy'?
[21:22] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> karkat secretly likes us~
[21:22] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I FUCKING DID!
[21:23] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> you haven't explain adequetely
[21:23] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> WE CAN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING ABOUT THE FUTURE, YOU MORONS.
[21:23] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> it wasn't a very good exlpanation!
[21:23] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> why not, then?
[21:23] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> PRETTY SOON A VERSION OF ME FROM FOUR HOURS AGO
[21:23] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> okay check it
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[21:23] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WAIT WHAT
[21:23] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> future karkat's been talking about the future anyway :/
[21:23] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> It was just a lot of angry typing.
[21:23] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Which is what you normally do anyway.
[21:23] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> behold as i reveal the horrible secret of sirocco
[21:23] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WHY DID THAT ASSHOLE DISCONNECT
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[21:23] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> mou....... he left!
[21:23] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> what?
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[21:24] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> both of them left!
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[21:24] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> what just happened
[21:24] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OKAY, SO
[21:24] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> see
[21:24] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> JUST FOR PROOF OF CONCEPT
[21:24] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> you guys left! What am I supposed to see?
[21:24] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> if we try to reveal anything we get booted
[21:24] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THERE'S THIS DRAGON IN FRONT OF
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[21:24] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> booted
[21:24] <CURRENT_existentialButterfly> i have to admit, i am not following all of this.
[21:24] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> ....oh.
[21:24] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> what is booted
[21:24] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> they get kicked out of the chat.
[21:24] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
[21:24] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> oh.
[21:24] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> You knew, and you STILL tried?
[21:24] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> It means he was kicked off of the system.
[21:25] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> good to know.
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[21:25] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OKAY THIS IS SIX HOURS FROM NOW KARKAT AGAIN, FOR THE RECORD.
[21:25] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THAT WAS KIND OF AN EMBARRASSING SLIP, I ADMIT.
[21:25] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> so attempts to directly tell us will notwork
[21:26] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OKAY, SO
[21:26] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> And the 8est part is that you already saw yourself m8ke that mist8ke, and STILL m8de it!
[21:26] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THIS ISN'T GONNA ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING
[21:26] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> EXCEPT I GUESS MAKE ME DEAL WITH VAST NUMBERS OF SCREECHING RETARDS FOR HOURS?
[21:26] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> NO WAY!!!
[21:26] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> YOU SOLVED THE FUCKING CHRONOPUZZLE.
[21:26] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> are there really going to be that many karkats in this chat?
[21:26] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THIS IS MIRACULOUS.
[21:26] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> 'vast numbers' of them?
[21:27] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> VAST NUMBERS INCLUDES YOU.
[21:27] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> last I checked, the only one screeching here is you, dude!
[21:27] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> alright a little cg goes a long way
[21:27] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THE ONLY OTHER KARKATS THAT ARE GONNA JOIN
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[21:27] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> basically meaning im out before my head fucking explodes
[21:27] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> FUCKING
[21:27] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> peace
[21:27] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> *FACEPALM*
[21:27] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> hahahahaha!
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[21:28] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> well that was eductational, pointless but edutational.
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[21:28] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> mokona is learning too~
[21:28] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT
[21:28] <CURRENT_boosterGold> Yeah, I'm feeling really educated here.
[21:28] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> what happened that time, future karkat?
[21:28] <CURRENT_boosterGold> This was definitely a great way to spend my time.
[21:28] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> IF YOU HAD A PAST SELF IN HERE YOU'D BE DOING THAT TOO
[21:28] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> i think we can chalk that up as a learning experience
[21:28] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> SO DON'T YOU GIVE ME ONE FUCKING WORD OF SASS, I SWEAR TO GOD.
[21:28] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> hey, it's a genuine question!
[21:28] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> I'M SO EMBARRASSED THAT I'M GOING TO BRIEFLY BE YOU IN THE FUTURE.
[21:29] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> So basically, no matter what we do to try to remember things before we're supposed to, it won't work.
[21:29] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> basically
[21:29] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> THIS IS A DEVASTATING EXISTENTIAL DISCOVERY.
[21:29] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> i wonder how vague a hint one could give before the system catches you
[21:29] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Good to know.
[21:29] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> during that whole blue oger clusterfuck future dave didnt really tell me anything meaningful
[21:29] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> WELL FUCK YOU GUYS, I'M NOT TRYING IT.
[21:29] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Unlike this gru8pan, I am always in perfect agreement with my past and future selves!
[21:29] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL EQUALLY AWFUL.
[21:30] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> that didnt directly involve saving all of your collective asses i mean
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[21:30] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> AT LEAST I'M IN A STEADY DECLINE FROM GREATNESS.
[21:30] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> indeed - that would have been easier if that novaman had been straight forward
[21:30] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OH PLEASE.
[21:30] <FUTURE2_arachnidsGrip> She's right, you know! >:::D
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[21:30] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> See?
[21:30] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I'M JUST BECOMING LESS OF AN ASSHOLE AS TIME GOES ON.
[21:30] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> GROWING UP, AS IT WERE.
[21:30] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> dude
[21:30] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> no youre not
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[21:30] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> no you're not, karkat.
[21:30] <CURRENT_boosterGold> His name's Supernova. And he's kind of a jerk, so, hey, no surprises there.
[21:31] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> you're still pretty much the same exact screaming guy you were before.
[21:31] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> i never understood the weird names - why do they exist anyways
[21:31] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> see
[21:31] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> for fun!!
[21:31] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> confirmed by voices from the future
[21:31] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OH COME ON, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO JUMPED IN HERE WITH UNNECESSARY HOSTILITY AND MADE EVERYTHING MORE CONFUSING THAN IT WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
[21:32] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> YES YOU ARE. I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND CALL THAT SLIGHTLY RASH DECISION AN OFFICIAL PAST ME SITUATION.
[21:32] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> well, you DID start the whole chat in the first place, so...
[21:32] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OH HELL THE FUCK NO
[21:32] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> XD XD XD
[21:32] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Technically, you will be.
[21:32] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU
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[21:33] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> YOU CAN'T BAN ME YOU FUCKING MORON, I STARTED THE MEMO.
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[21:33] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> what just happen
[21:33] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> NO WAY, I DID.
[21:33] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> wow, really?
[21:33] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Now they're just trying to kick each other off.
[21:33] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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[21:33] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> JUST
[21:34] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> PLEASE
[21:34] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU WON'T
[21:34] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> BUT *SHUT THE FUCK UP*
[21:34] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> NO.
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[21:34] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> all right now this is funny
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[21:34] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
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[21:34] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> It's like they expect it to do something.
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[21:35] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> LOOK IT'S REALLY HARD TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN OUR NAMES TO TELL WHO TO BAN IN A HURRY.
[21:35] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> *FACEPALM*
[21:35] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> DON'T YOU FUCKING FACEPALM AT ME! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS PARADOX DISCONNECTING!
[21:35] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> It doesn't even work if you get the *right* one...
[21:36] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> wow. Hey, past me, can you go make some popcorn? This just isn't complete without it!
[21:36] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> IT'S A MATER OF PRINCIPLE.
[21:36] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> ALSO FUCK YOU, THIS ISN'T A SHOW.
[21:36] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Hey, can I get some too?
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[21:36] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> oh, sure! If I have some popcorn around here, anyway...
[21:36] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> COME ON, IT BASICALLY IS.
[21:36] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> hey, what was that for?!
[21:36] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> why and what's with the popcorn
[21:37] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKUP.
[21:37] <FUTURE_DoctorVanrichten> Things never do change round here.
[21:37] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Something to snack on while we watch.
[21:37] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> YOU CAN'T JUST BE EMBARRASSINGLY CRAZY AND STUPID IN PRIVATE.
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[21:37] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> IF YOU CAN MAKE ANTICS LIKE THIS A SPECTACLE YOU'R FUCKING COMPELLED TO DO SO.
[21:37] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> mokona is going to go visit danny because she wants popcorn!
[21:37] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> "brb"
[21:37] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> brb too
[21:37] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> is this what popcorn smells like
[21:38] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> it smells good
[21:38] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OH MY GOD STOP IT WITH THE POPCORN!!!
[21:38] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> well it's only just beginning to pop, so you'll have to wait a few more minutes!
[21:38] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Says the Karkat screaming insults at himself in pu8lic!
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[21:38] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> GUYS DO YOU STILL HAVE ANY POPCORN
[21:38] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> You should do this more often, Karkat.
[21:38] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OH YOU BACKSTABBING PIECEOF SHIT.
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[21:38] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> too late, mokona already went!
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[21:38] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Hey!
[21:38] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> danny should open the door so mokona can come in
[21:38] <future_dannyPhantom> thanks for the popcorn past me! We're having a party in here now thanks to that!
[21:39] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> LOOK ASSHOLE, I'M HUNGRY
[21:39] <FUTURE_DoctorVanrichten> You should enjoy this while you can.
[21:39] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> DEALING WITH YOU IS EXHAUSTING
[21:39] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> wait.
[21:39] <future_dannyPhantom> then come on over and get some popcorn, Karkat!
[21:39] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> mokona will order a pizza for future karkat!
[21:39] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> FUCK, FINE.
[21:39] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> in the
[21:39] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> future!!!
[21:39] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OH, THERE IT IS I GUESS.
[21:39] <FUTURE_DoctorVanrichten> Van Richten stay away from everyone if
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[21:40] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> future danny, remind future mokona because she's probably busy having fun, okay?
[21:40] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> did anyone else see that
[21:40] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Hey, let me in too!
[21:40] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> wow, so many people want to come over!
[21:40] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
[21:40] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> Let me just get the popcorn out and I'll let people come over.
[21:41] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> JUST OH MY FUCKING GOD.
[21:41] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Apparently not!
[21:41] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> ALL OF YOU.
[21:41] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> AM I THE ONLY ONE EVEN SLIGHTLY INTERESTED IN SALVAGING THIS FAILURE?
[21:41] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> YES.
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[21:41] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> uh huh!
[21:41] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> No8ody ever c8red 8ut you, jackass!
[21:41] <CURRENT_boosterGold> What is there left to salvage?
[21:41] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> You are hilariously alone and pathetic.
[21:41] <future_dannyPhantom> oh, hey, Karkat. Mokona wants to know what toppings to get for your pizza!
[21:41] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> damn it - i think that was a future me that sent a warning
[21:41] <future_dannyPhantom> Oh, uh, 'future' Karkat, I mean.
[21:42] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> PAST ME, ANSWER THAT SO IT DOESN'T CAUSE A FUCKING PARADOX.
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[21:42] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OH OKAY! HOW ABOUT PINEAPPLES AND URINE BECAUSE FUCK YOU.
[21:42] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> LOOK, PEPPERONI I GUESS
[21:42] <future_dannyPhantom> They don't list 'urine because fuck you' as a topping here. Sorry man!
[21:42] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THANK YOU.
[21:43] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Hahahahahahahaha, you have no idea how funny this is to watch, Karkat.
[21:43] <future_dannyPhantom> oh, cool. No problem!
[21:43] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> You can't possi8ly understand.
[21:43] <CURRENT_boosterGold> I wouldn't worry about it too much.
[21:43] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> It's so gr8.
[21:43] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I'M JUST GETTING OUT OF HERE FOR NOW.
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[21:43] <future_dannyPhantom> It should be over in like half an hour.
[21:43] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> no I'm pretty sure they've got a good grip on it
[21:43] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> GONNA GO ATTEND TO
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[21:43] <FUTURE_DoctorVanrichten> I mean it. Don't try to subvert your
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[21:43] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> SIIIIIIIGH.
[21:43] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Congratul8tions!
[21:44] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> what.
[21:44] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> You are now still a complete f8ilure.
[21:44] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I AM?
[21:44] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> THE OWNER OF THE FUCKING MEMO.
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[21:44] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> STOP COMING BACK!
[21:45] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> since i am not getting answers
[21:45] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> So I guess only someone with the right priviledges can do that, huh.
[21:45] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> DUH.
[21:45] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> does anyone have popcorn left
[21:45] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> I guess I'll have to deal with this in the most dignified w8y possible!
[21:45] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE THE TECH SAVVY TO PULL IT OFF, ASSHOLE!
[21:45] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> yeah, I've got a whole bunch still here!
[21:46] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> i will head over. those messages from 'future' me is unsettling
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[21:46] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> dude
[21:46] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WHAT
[21:46] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WHY DID I JUST DO THAT
[21:47] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> It looks like almost everyone's future self came for a visit.
[21:47] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> not cool vriska
[21:47] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> do what
[21:47] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> what? What'd she do?
[21:47] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> ??
[21:47] <@FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Why, th8nk you, Karkat!
[21:47] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WHY DID THE PHRASE "ATTRACTIVE AND DEADLY BLUEBLOOD" FLOAT THROUGH MY MIND WHILE I DID THAT
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[21:47] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OH MY GOD
[21:47] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> I FEEL SICK
[21:47] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> uwwaaaaaaaa karkat has a crush????
[21:47] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> shes got creepy mind control powers
[21:47] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Wait seriously what's going on?
[21:47] <@FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> 8ecause you are hopelessly addicted to me.
[21:48] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> She WHAT?!
[21:48] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> is this true
[21:48] <@FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> The very thought of me is like a drug to you.
[21:48] -services.esper.net:#amnesiacassholefactory- [ChanServ:#amnesiacassholefactory] #CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist (Gardock)# set flags #+O# on #FUTURE_arachnidsGrip#.
[21:48] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WAIT WHAT
[21:48] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> She can control MINDS?! Seriously?!
[21:48] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> mokona is confused!
[21:48] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> DOES THAT NOT COUNT AS FUTURE INFORMATION BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY TRUE OR SOMETHING???
[21:48] <CURRENT_boosterGold> Oh. Great.
[21:48] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> i dont think she can do it to humans
[21:48] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> She can what
[21:48] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> THAT'S SO FUCKING UNFAIR.
[21:48] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> i would hope not
[21:48] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> can she do it to Mokonas?
[21:48] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> OH, great. This is just so great!
[21:49] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> probably not
[21:49] <@FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> You should 8e used to life 8eing unf8ir, Karkat!
[21:49] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> vriska, see if you can make Mokona type something funny!
[21:49] <@FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> You've had to go through it as you.
[21:49] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> ALSO UNFAIR:
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[21:49] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WEREN'T PSYCHIC POWERS A FUCKING LOWBLOOD THING?
[21:49] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL?
[21:49] <CURRENT_ProudScot> All right, what was the fuss about this Trollian thing?
[21:49] <future_dannyPhantom> Oh, yeah, the mind control isn't a big deal for humans, but you should watch out for her later anyway because
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[21:49] <@FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Pro8a8ly my Ancestry!
[21:50] <@FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Also 8eing generally fantastic.
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[21:50] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> UGH, THIS IS THE WORST NIGHT EVER.
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[21:50] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> NO IT'S NOT
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[21:50] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> We were going to try to cheat our memorie-
[21:50] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> ...
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[21:50] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OKAY THAT'S NOT OMINOUS OR ANYTHING.
[21:50] <FUTURE_astuteIsolator> ...This is weird. Why did I ever think this was a good idea?
[21:50] <@FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> I think I know what he was talking a8out!
[21:51] <CURRENT_ProudScot> Really? Cheaters never prosper
[21:51] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WHY DON'T YOU TAUNT ME ABOUT IT.
[21:51] <@FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> 8ut I'm not going to try and s8y it and get kicked like an idiot.
[21:51] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> FUCK.
[21:51] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> hahaha, I think so too, actually!
[21:51] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> man, I'm running out of popcorn over here.
[21:51] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> GODDAMMIT.
[21:51] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO AWESOME.
[21:51] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> I don't know. To either of you two.
[21:51] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Either of... us?
[21:51] <CURRENT_ProudScot> Ah, so I wasn't mistaken in that I was smelling popcorn.
[21:51] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> nope! Future me told me to make some, so I did.
[21:52] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WILL EVERYBODY FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT THE STUPID DISGUSTING GREASY FUCKING POPCORN
[21:52] <FUTURE_astuteIsolator> It's confusing, just use whatever. I'm just here so timelines don't get messed up.
[21:52] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> A whole bunch of people are coming over to get some. You can come over too, if you want.
[21:52] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> I HATE ALL OF YOU
[21:52] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> I HATE VRISKA
[21:52] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> AND I HATE FUTURE ME
[21:52] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> FUCK EVERYBODY!!!
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[21:52] <CURRENT_ProudScot> I would lads, but I'm busy getting the last dime out of the complex.
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[21:52] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> GOD, WHAT AN EMBARRASSING FLOUNCE.
[21:52] <FUTURE_astuteIsolator> Wow
[21:52] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Wow
[21:52] <@FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Well this has 8een, fun, 8ut I have very important things to 8e doing.
[21:52] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> wow. He got so angry he just quit?
[21:53] <CURRENT_ProudScot> Eh Gads, 27 trillion dollars in coins adds up to quite a large volume.
[21:53] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> that was you
[21:53] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> YEAH, HE'S BASICALLY A STUPID ASSHOLE LITTLE WIGGLER LIKE THAT.
[21:53] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> AND HEY, VRISKA.
[21:53] <@FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Have fun destroying your own dignity for the next two hours, Karkat!
[21:53] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> hes better at trolling himself than anyone else
[21:53] <@FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> <33333333<
[21:53] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> <3<
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[21:53] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> UGH.
[21:53] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> FUCKING SHOWOFF.
[21:54] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> What is <3< even supposed to be?
[21:54] <CURRENT_existentialButterfly> maybe we should just talk about stuff instead of arguing with our future selves.
[21:54] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE NONE OF YOUR ASSHOLE BUSINESS.
[21:54] <CURRENT_boosterGold> An angry heart?
[21:54] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> I have no idea.
[21:54] <FUTURE_astuteIsolator> Rin has the right idea here.
[21:54] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> youre better off that way
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[21:54] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WAIT
[21:54] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> NO WAY
[21:54] <CURRENT_existentialButterfly> i am on the roof.
[21:54] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Looks like a fish...
[21:54] <CURRENT_existentialButterfly> it is nice up here.
[21:54] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
[21:54] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> SHUT THE HELL UP
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[21:55] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> ....hey.
[21:55] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> LOOK JUST
[21:55] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> UH
[21:55] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> What if a current person says something about what'll happen in the future?
[21:55] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> does rin want to come down for popcorn?
[21:55] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> do they get kicked out too?
[21:55] <CURRENT_ProudScot> Speaking of businesses, while my money is worthless here, I can at least make a good amount of the scrap. It's terrible what I have to do, but you have to seize oppertunities as they come.
[21:55] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> TELL ME IN VAGUE TERMS IF
[21:55] <CURRENT_existentialButterfly> sure.
[21:55] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> we'll be having it in the future, so there's no hurry!
[21:55] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> A CERTAIN THING WORKS OUT
[21:55] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> YOU KNOW, LIKE
[21:55] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
[21:55] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I WOULD REFUSE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU EVEN IF IT WOULDN'T GET ME BOOTED.
[21:55] <CURRENT_ProudScot> So I might be considering funding an expedition party in the future.
[21:56] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> SHIT.
[21:56] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> FUCK.
[21:56] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> What kind of expedition party?
[21:56] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> I guess I should make some more popcorn, since so many people are coming over for some!
[21:56] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> good idea.
[21:57] <CURRENT_existentialButterfly> brb
[21:57] <CURRENT_ProudScot> With a city abandoned, and numerous ruins dotting the outskirts - no doubt there is treasure out there for the taking!
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[21:57] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> i have popcorn ^_^
[21:57] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> its a little plain but not a bad snack
[21:57] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OKAY I GIVE UP.
[21:57] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> oh, hey! Cool. I...don't think you actually came in yet.
[21:58] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> THIS MEMO'S NEW OFFICIAL PURPOSE IS FOR ASSHOLES TO NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT POPCORN, EVER.
[21:58] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> time travel and stuff.
[21:58] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> HEY, LOOK.
[21:58] <FUTURE_astuteIsolator> Welcome to the party, Rin.
[21:58] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> thank you.
[21:58] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THEY'VE GOT A GOOD PARTY GOING.
[21:58] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> well yeah!
[21:58] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> I HATE YOU.
[21:58] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> the name should be
[21:58] <CURRENT_ProudScot> I would ask, but I don't think I want to know the answer.
[21:58] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> by the way, your pizza just came.
[21:58] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> PLEASE TELL ME I DO NOT GET CONNED INTO GOING OVER THERE.
[21:59] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> amnesiacpopcornfactory!!
[21:59] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> if you want some of your own pizza, Karkat, you should come over!
[21:59] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I CHOOSE NOT TO ANSWER THAT.
[21:59] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> you should come.
[21:59] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Popcorn is awesome. Of course we would want to talk about it, especially since you're so busy talking to yourself.
[21:59] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OH SON OF A BITCHING FUCK SHIT FUCK
[21:59] <CURRENT_ProudScot> I was thinking of a mountain expedition, fresh air, sturdy hikes, and no doubt an abandoned mine or two.
[21:59] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> I'M STARTING TO GET HUNGRY
[21:59] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> that's why Mokona and I ordered the pizza!
[21:59] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> :3
[21:59] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> BECAUSE YOU ASSHOLES WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT FOOD!
[21:59] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> teamwork~
[21:59] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> teamwork~
[22:00] <CURRENT_ProudScot> So there anyone here be interested in the trip?
[22:00] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> is it safe?
[22:00] <CURRENT_ProudScot> Going out to the wilderness is always a risk
[22:01] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> MOTHERFUCKING...
[22:01] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> dude what the fuck is this
[22:01] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> hang on
[22:01] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> i hear it is specifically full of monsters here.
[22:01] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> FINE I'LL COME EAT YOUR SHITTY PIZZA
[22:01] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Maybe. What do you think the chances of running into horrible monsters are?
[22:01] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WHICH I ORDERED
[22:01] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> oh god i forgot this is when that happened
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[22:01] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OH NO.
[22:01] * FUTURE_turntechGodhead sits back
[22:01] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I FORGOT IT TOO.
[22:01] * FUTURE_turntechGodhead sits back and watches
[22:01] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> what
[22:02] <CURRENT_ProudScot> The chances a good.
[22:02] <CURRENT_ProudScot> *are
[22:02] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE THIS MEMO WORSE AFTER MY PAST SELF AND VRISKA ARE GONE.
[22:02] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> hahaha, well 'current' Karkat's going to have to wait an hour or two now!
[22:02] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> since I have the pizza with me now.
[22:02] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> I could probably come along. I can help keep others safe, at least.
[22:02] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> dude
[22:02] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> guys
[22:02] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> i just had some files appear on my computer
[22:03] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> DON'T BOTHER WITH THE FANFARE
[22:03] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> just...randomly appear?
[22:03] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> What kind of files?
[22:03] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> its some kind of fucking bizarre webcomic
[22:03] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> JUST UNLESH YOUR FUCKING HAVOC.
[22:03] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> im uploading them now just a sec
[22:03] <CURRENT_boosterGold> If this computer gets a virus because of you, I will strangle you.
[22:03] <FUTURE_astuteIsolator> Oh boy. I remember these.
[22:03] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> dude they're just jpgs
[22:03] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> okay here we go
[22:03] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/
[22:03] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> what is a webcomic
[22:03] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> its like a comic
[22:04] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> but on the web
[22:04] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> ....what am I looking at?
[22:04] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> My eyes hurt.
[22:04] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> i dont fucking know but its fucking hilarious
[22:04] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> mokona doesn't get it!
[22:04] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE PRETENTIOUS IRONIC BULLSHIT OF A MASSIVE TOOL.
[22:04] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> this is a postmodernist masterpiece, dave.
[22:04] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> END OF INFORMATION ON THE SUBJECT!
[22:04] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> what are they doing with the mom?
[22:04] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> what am i reading
[22:05] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> I....I don't know....
[22:05] <FUTURE_astuteIsolator> It's okay to give up reading if you're feeling blinded.
[22:05] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Okay, I think I will do that then.
[22:05] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> ....now Mokona wants a hot dog!
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[22:05] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> i can see multiple layers of symbolism at work.
[22:05] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> well im glad someone recognizes the hard
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[22:06] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OH MY GOD THOSE COMICS ARE THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
[22:06] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> can i do an artistic analysis of this?
[22:06] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> does anyone have hot dogs and jelly in their fridge?
[22:06] <CURRENT_ProudScot> Is there suppose to be a joke in there?
[22:06] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> JUST GO BACK TO WAITING FOR YOUR PIZZA, ASSHOLE.
[22:06] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> mokona wants to try it
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[22:06] <CURRENT_ProudScot> And why Hot Dogs and Jelly?
[22:06] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> whups
[22:07] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> yes analyze the hell out of it
[22:07] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> i will do this.
[22:07] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THERE IS NO ART TO ANALYZE, IT'S JUST DOG SHIT OKAY.
[22:08] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> fuck you its the single greatest artistic masterpiece of our time and we cant let go unobserved
[22:08] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> no i think this is pretty in depth
[22:08] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> what definition of 'artistic' are we using here?
[22:08] <FUTURE_astuteIsolator> I think this is my cue to leave. Bye.
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[22:08] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> FUTURE DAVE YOUR PAST SELF IS ALMOST HALF AS INSUFFERABLE AS MINE.
[22:08] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> which one is sweet bro
[22:09] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THEN AGAIN, HE'S YOU, SO I GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED???
[22:09] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> ...I'm going to have to do that in the future, huh.
[22:09] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Argh, this is a pain.
[22:09] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> dude you dont believe that for a second
[22:09] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> i think ill leave and study that creature that appeared.
[22:09] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> good night.
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[22:10] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> creature?
[22:10] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Bye.
[22:10] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> there is some kind of snake monster around.
[22:10] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> you know your hatred for yourself outshines your hate for anyone else ever by like a million
[22:11] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> HEY, NO, LOOK.
[22:11] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I WOULDN'T ENGAGE IN THAT KIND OF INFIDELITY, ESPECIALLY NOT IN SOME INSANE DOOMED THING WITH MYSELF.
[22:11] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> DON'T EVEN GO THERE.
[22:11] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> what
[22:12] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> LOOK EVERYBODY SHUT UP.
[22:12] <CURRENT_boosterGold> what
[22:12] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> wait what? what's going on in here?
[22:12] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> WHAT'S GOING ON IS TERRIBLE COMICS.
[22:12] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> infidelity, i think.
[22:12] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> but mokona doesn't want to shut up!
[22:12] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> its true we cant let the past know of our secret torrid love/hate
[22:13] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> oh sure NOW you want to talk about them
[22:13] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OKAY SO NOT THE COMICS EITHER, LET'S TALK. HAVE YOU PAST IDIOTS GOK YOUR POPCORN YET?
[22:13] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I MEAN GOT.
[22:13] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> GOD DAMMIT.
[22:13] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> gokdammit?
[22:13] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> we've got a whole bunch, yeah! But it's going fast.
[22:14] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> No kidding, I'm already out of popcorn.
[22:14] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> EXCELLENT, JUST THE KIND OF INFURIATINGLY MUNDANE AND IRRELEVANT INFORMATION THAST ISN'T ABOUT OTHER THINGS I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT.
[22:15] <CURRENT_ProudScot> Then why did you ask if you didn't care?
[22:15] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> GOD THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION.
[22:16] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> IT SHOULD BE CLEAR AT THIS POINT THAT I AM CRIPPLINGLY MASOCHISTIC.
[22:17] <CURRENT_ProudScot> Sheesh.
[22:17] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> and maybe temporally unfaithful
[22:17] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> y'know....somehow I'm not surprised at all!
[22:18] <CURRENT_boosterGold> That's because it's blindingly obvious, Danny.
[22:18] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> oh come on, it totally isn't!
[22:18] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> man i kinda want nanchos now
[22:18] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> nachos
[22:18] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> shit
[22:18] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> He's too busy screaming his head off all the time for it to even be noticeable.
[22:19] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Mokona doesn't know what a nancho is either!
[22:19] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Are they tasty?
[22:19] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> so tasty
[22:19] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> like you wouldnt believe
[22:19] <CURRENT_ProudScot> I'm going to get some things organized for the trip.
[22:20] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> its like an explosion of delicious in my mouth
[22:20] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
[22:20] <CURRENT_ProudScot> Good Bye.
[22:20] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> there are so many sauces and flavors
[22:20] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> already peace out dude
[22:20] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> AS STUPID AN IDEA AS THIS WAS I'M SOMEHOW GETTING KIND OF PISSED ALL OVER AGAIN ABOUT THIS STUFF.
[22:20] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Bye.
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[22:21] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> ...Mokona wants to make some!
[22:21] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> and even more, Mokona wants to eat them
[22:21] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> PAST ME, STUPID AND INCOMPETENT THOUGH HE WAS, JUST TRIED TO TAKE CHARGE AND ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING BEYOND FEED SOME ANEMOI INTO THE PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE FOR ONCE, AND NOBODY COOPERATED EVEN A LITTLE. NOT EVEN OTHER PAST ME.
[22:21] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> well if someone can make them we can add them to our little party!
[22:21] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> IT'S FRANKLY BEEN AN ORGY OF INSUBORDINATION IN HERE.
[22:21] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> unfortunately the recipie for nanchos has been lost to the mists of time
[22:21] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR ANTICS.
[22:22] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> but i can make some nachos
[22:22] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> oh no!!!!
[22:22] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> i'm no good with cooking.
[22:22] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> hey, we joined in to try, but then you waltzed in and told us it was all pointless!
[22:22] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> those are also pretty good
[22:22] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> i want to learn, though,
[22:22] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> okay, mokona will try nachos instead~
[22:22] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> .
[22:22] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> YEAH I GUESS.
[22:22] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> REALLY THIS WAS AN ENLIGHTENING PORTRAIT OF SELF-DEFEAT.
[22:23] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> GOD, ALL PAST MES ARE TERRIBLE.
[22:23] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> uhhh. okay?
[22:23] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> it's okay, karkat!
[22:23] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> everyone had a lot of fun because of you!
[22:23] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> I...think I'm just gonna go make more popcorn. Since future me ran out and all.
[22:24] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> all of the yous!
[22:24] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> FUN IS BULLSHIT THOUGH.
[22:24] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> i know i was amused
[22:24] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> WHAT EVEN IS FUN.
[22:24] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> karkat doesn't mean it :P
[22:24] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I CAN'T REMEMBER HAVING EXPERIENCED IT AT ANY POINT AND I MEAN I HAVE A DECENT AMOUNT OF MY MEMORY BACK NOW.
[22:24] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> fun is ok.
[22:25] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THAT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ME BOOTED BUT I DON'T THINK PAST ME IS EVEN STILL PAYING ATTENTION.
[22:25] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> sometimes having fun is too much work, though.
[22:25] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> come on, fun is just enjoying yourself!
[22:27] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> You really haven't remembered ever having fun?
[22:29] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I DUNNO, I MEAN, I GUESS I'VE BEEN HAPPY, OCCASIONALLY.
[22:29] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> BUT FUN SEEMS LIKE IT'S ASSOCIATED WITH AN ACTIVITY, SO...
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[22:30] <FUTURE_cuteBunny> Mokona will teach Karkat about fun!
[22:30] <FUTURE_cuteBunny> Danny taught Mokona a fun song about fun.
[22:30] <FUTURE_cuteBunny> :3
[22:31] <FUTURE_cuteBunny> F is for FRIENDS, who do stuff together~
[22:31] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> STOP SINGING.
[22:31] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> U is for you and me!
[22:31] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
[22:31] <FUTURE_cuteBunny> N is for ANYWHERE and any time at all~
[22:32] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> down here in the deep blue sea!
[22:32] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> --well, I guess that last bit doesn't really apply, does it?
[22:32] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> in the sea?
[22:32] <FUTURE_cuteBunny> We have a harbor!
[22:32] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Uwaa. Hi Mokona!
[22:32] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Hi Danny!
[22:32] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Mokona really liked your song!
[22:33] <FUTURE_cuteBunny> Mokona is good at singing~
[22:33] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Mokona really is~
[22:33] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> KARKAT CANNOT COMMENT ON THE QUALITY OF YOUR SONG, BECAUSE HE HAS COMMITTED SUICIDE.
[22:33] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> ...wow. did I really sing that? I can't believe I remember that.
[22:33] <FUTURE_cuteBunny> Katkart is lyying~
[22:33] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> well, you don't.
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[22:34] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> but I'm not saying anything else or I'm going to get booted.
[22:34] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> I had 8een trying to think of something suita8ly demeaning to call Karkat!
[22:34] <FUTURE_arachnidsGrip> Thanks, Mokona. <33333333
[22:35] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> you came back just for that?
[22:35] <FUTURE_cuteBunny> Mokona helped! <3
[22:35] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> what am I saying, of course you did.
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[22:35] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Mokona is going to help~ <3
[22:36] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> id listen to mokona
[22:37] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> that is one smart bunny
[22:37] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> thing
[22:37] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> whatever mokona is
[22:37] <FUTURE_cuteBunny> Mokona is Mokona!
[22:37] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Mokona is Mokona!
[22:38] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> mokona is what mokona said.
[22:38] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> sorry for being slow, im working on my analysis.
[22:40] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> you're actually doing that?
[22:45] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> yes.
[22:45] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> it is almost done.
[22:47] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> kickass
[22:48] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> http://anemoi.dreamwidth.org/100504.html there.
[22:50] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> huh
[22:52] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> i could only do one page for now.
[22:52] <FUTURE_cuteBunny> uwaaaaaaaaaaa
[22:52] <FUTURE_cuteBunny> rin really puts it into "perspective"!
[22:56] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> i feel smarter just reading this
[22:56] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> JUST WHEN I HAD RECOVERED FROM THE SONG...
[22:57] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> I don't think I can actually read this.
[22:57] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> ...
[22:57] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> that's ok.
[22:57] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Me neither.
[22:57] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> high art isn't for everybody.
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[22:59] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> ......Sure.
[22:59] <megaslove> wow, we all chattin in here??? :D
[23:00] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> were chattin with our future selves about pointless crap
[23:00] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> because if we try to tell our past selves anything actually important we get booted
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[23:01] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> sup
[23:01] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> THAT ART ANALYSIS THING.
[23:01] <megaslove> :O  we can DO that???  thats so megas awesome!!!
[23:01] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> I FEEL LIKE I.
[23:02] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN KEEP INHABITING THIS UNIVERSE.
[23:02] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> yeah im talking to you guys from next tuesday
[23:02] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> well, it's only great if you want to coordinate a popcorn party from the future!
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[23:02] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> BY THE WAY IS THE GODDAMN FUCKING PIZZA THERE YET?
[23:03] <CURRENT_megaslove> hahahahahaha!!!  too bad you cant tell us the lottery results!!!  can you at least tell us the weather???
[23:03] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> oh, uh, yeah!
[23:03] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> FINALLY!
[23:03] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> pineapples and pepperoni, right?
[23:03] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> YEAH SURE FINE.
[23:03] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> is that tsuruya?
[23:04] <CURRENT_megaslove> omg yeah hi!!!
[23:04] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> hello.
[23:04] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> it's rin.
[23:04] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> its cloudy
[23:04] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> yes.
[23:04] <CURRENT_megaslove> but its not raining so its all good!!!  yes yes.
[23:06] <CURRENT_megaslove> so we can talk to ourselves in the future???  i wonder if im gonna get on???
[23:06] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> up to you i guess
[23:06] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> lets wait and see
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[23:06] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> well that sure wasn't a lot of waiting.
[23:06] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> yup
[23:06] <FUTURE_megaslove> hiya me!!!  the answer is megas yes!!!  hahahahahaha!
[23:07] <CURRENT_megaslove> omg hooray!!!  hi me!!!
[23:07] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> this is exciting.
[23:08] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OKAY SO I'VE GOT A THEORY.
[23:08] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> IT GOES THAT, IN DEFIANCE OF ALL RATIONAL THOUGHT AND FAILURE TO BE A STUPID MURDEROUS CLOWN, THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS ARE REAL.
[23:08] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> AND THEY ARE PUNISHING ME FOR SOME GREAT SIN WITH THEIR RETARDED SENSE OF HUMOR.
[23:09] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> who the fuck are the mirthful messiahs?
[23:09] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> A TERRIBLE RELIGION FROM MY HOME PLANET.
[23:09] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> i thought trolls didnt have religions
[23:09] <FUTURE_megaslove> aw come on how bad can they be???  they're mirthful!!!
[23:09] <CURRENT_megaslove> that means they gots a sense of humor, right???
[23:10] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> I WOULD EDUCATE YOU ABOUT IT BUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE ME TO BE MORE THAN PASSINGLY FAMILIAR WITH IT, AND TO NOT THINK IT'S WAY TOO RETARDED TO BOTHER WITH.
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[23:10] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> fair enough
[23:11] <CURRENT_megaslove> ooh!!!  new person!!! past or present???  :D :D :D
[23:12] <WhyDoINeedOne> Past or present of what?
[23:12] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> what day is today for you?
[23:12] <FUTURE_megaslove> is it our day???
[23:12] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> If it's Friday at around 8, you're in the present
[23:13] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> ...............................................................
[23:13] <WhyDoINeedOne> It's Friday.  16 March.... yes.
[23:13] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PIZZA.
[23:13] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> or at least youre in the same time frame as everyone else who has a CURRENT in front of their name
[23:13] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> HOW ARE THERE JPEG ARTIFACTS ON IT????
[23:13] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE GODDAMN SENSE.
[23:13] <FUTURE_megaslove> awww youre not in the cool group
[23:13] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> ahahahahahahahahaha
[23:13] <CURRENT_megaslove> youre in the awesome group!!!
[23:13] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> how did you even
[23:13] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
[23:14] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> FUCK YOU.
[23:14] <WhyDoINeedOne> hmm... hang on, I read somewhere how to change this thing....
[23:14] <WhyDoINeedOne> ahah.
[23:14] * WhyDoINeedOne is now known as CURRENT_WhateverFor
[23:14] <CURRENT_megaslove> i wonder what jpeg pizza tastes like???
[23:14] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> oh, heh, yeah, I'm not entirely sure what happened to the pizza either, but it looked hilarious!
[23:15] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> hi tsuruya!
[23:15] <CURRENT_megaslove> hi!!!
[23:15] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> LIKE DEATH.
[23:15] <FUTURE_megaslove> hello!!!  :3
[23:15] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> oh come on, it's not THAT bad.
[23:15] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> AND THE FACT THAT I WAS ABLE TO SAY THAT MEANS I TIMED IT RIGHT AND PAST ME IS ALREADY VOMITING, RIGHT?
[23:15] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> HAHAHAHAHAHA.
[23:15] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> no, actually, it really is.
[23:16] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> I HATE
[23:16] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> ALL OF YOU
[23:16] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> SO MUCH
[23:16] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> ... Nice to know where I stand.
[23:16] <CURRENT_megaslove> aww we know what you really mean!!! ^_^
[23:17] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> Ugh. I guess I'll go get a mop, then...
[23:17] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Mokona has hot dogs and jelly if Karkat wants something else!
[23:18] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> I wouldn't let him eat anything else for now. Especially not hot dogs and jelly. Eugh.
[23:18] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> How did you not think that was a bad idea...?
[23:18] <CURRENT_megaslove> hot dogs and jelly???  whats that like???
[23:18] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> awful.
[23:18] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> awful.
[23:18] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> damn
[23:18] <FUTURE_megaslove> I think its an acquired taste...
[23:18] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> i was going to try it
[23:18] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> tasty!
[23:18] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> dude dont
[23:18] <CURRENT_megaslove> i guess that means i have to try it to say that, right???
[23:18] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> did you try it
[23:18] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> I think I'm lucky I have no idea what that is.
[23:18] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> obviously i cant tell you
[23:18] <FUTURE_megaslove> pretty much!!!  its an experience!!!
[23:19] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> NEVER GO TO A PARTY THEMED AROUND DAVE'S SHITTY WEBCOMIC.
[23:19] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> I'll... remember that.
[23:20] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Mokona is eating the jelly and the hot dog separately
[23:20] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> she's not brave enough to try both at the same time....
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[23:20] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> ALL THE FOOD TASTED LIKE HAVING YOUR SHAME GLOBES SET AFIRE AND SHOVED DOWN YOUR GULLET.
[23:20] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> hey
[23:20] <CURRENT_megaslove> i guess somebodys gotta blaze the trails then!!!
[23:20] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> JUST REALLY THE WORST CULINARY EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE.
[23:20] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> that's because you couldn't eat anything after vomiting the pizza, Karkat.
[23:20] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Is your caps lock stuck?
[23:21] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> you don't know what any of the other food tasted like in the first place!
[23:21] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> CAPS LOCK IS FOR THE LAZY.
[23:21] <LambdaDecay> Looks like I showed up just in time.
[23:21] <FUTURE_megaslove> nah thats his gimmick!!!  i think it gives him character!!!
[23:21] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I HOLD DOWN SHIFT LIKE A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL THANKS.
[23:21] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> hello.
[23:21] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> you know i always wondered
[23:21] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> thanks karkat i feel much more informed
[23:21] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Well, then.  At least it's easily visible.
[23:22] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Also, it looks as though someone else has joined us and must apparently be asked the present or future question.
[23:22] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> hey lambdadecay
[23:22] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> what is todays date
[23:22] <FUTURE_megaslove> hiya gordon!!!
[23:23] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> March 16th~
[23:23] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Oh, hello, Gordon.
[23:23] <CURRENT_megaslove> oh thats gordon???  what a cool username!!!
[23:23] <LambdaDecay> Hey Tsuruya.  What's the deal with asking me the date?
[23:23] <FUTURE_cuteBunny> March 17th~
[23:23] <LambdaDecay> Wait what
[23:23] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> just checking if you're from the future or the present or the past.
[23:23] <CURRENT_megaslove> im from march 16!
[23:24] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> most of us are
[23:24] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> it's kind of a thing we actually have to check in here.
[23:24] <LambdaDecay> It's the 16th!
[23:24] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> alright you're CURRENT
[23:24] <LambdaDecay> Future?!  Oh hell.
[23:24] <FUTURE_megaslove> im from april 2!!!
[23:24] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> march 20
[23:24] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> How is this even possible?
[23:24] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OH UH...
[23:24] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I'M FROM LIKE JUNE.
[23:24] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> wow, you guys are a lot further in the future. I'm just a few hours ahead of the other me in here!
[23:25] <FUTURE_megaslove> aww, lucky!!!
[23:25] * LambdaDecay is now known as CURRENT_Lambdadecay
[23:25] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> SO OKAY I THOUGHT DAVE WAS MORE CURRENT THAN THAT.
[23:25] <CURRENT_megaslove> youre getting all the warm sun!!!
[23:25] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> nah
[23:25] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> didn't you say you were six hours ahead of current Karkat earlier though?
[23:25] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> or are you a different one now?
[23:25] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OH GODDAMMIT.
[23:25] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THAT WAS LIKE FIVE MES AGO.
[23:25] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> it gets harder and harder to use this program the further in the future you are from everyone else
[23:25] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Dare I ask how many there are?
[23:25] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> time-dilation in the signal maybe...?
[23:25] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS SHIT?
[23:25] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> so i just went a few days back
[23:26] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> YEAH THAT'S PRETTY MUCH TRUE.
[23:26] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> I thought you were just the same Karkat getting kicked out and coming back in every time!
[23:26] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M BROWSING THIS FAR BACK.
[23:26] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> SOME KIND OF FUCKED-UP NEGATIVE VERSION OF NOSTALGIA, I GUESS.
[23:26] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> ALSO BECAUSE I REMEMBER DOING THIS.
[23:26] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THIS PROGRAM IS KIND OF BULLSHIT.
[23:27] <CURRENT_megaslove> i think its megas neat myself!!!
[23:27] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> It's giving me a headache.
[23:27] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> What happens if we don't join the chat in the future when the time comes?
[23:27] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> as long as you don't mind all kinds of weird self fullfilling prophecies its managable
[23:28] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Who is in here, anyway?  These names make it impossible to tell who is typing at me....
[23:28] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> YOU WILL.
[23:28] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> THAT'S KIND OF THE FUCKED PART.
[23:28] <CURRENT_megaslove> im tsuruya!!!
[23:28] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> i wonder what would happen if most of the currents left.
[23:28] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> this is dave
[23:28] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> just don't think about the prophesies too much.  I've read enough of that kinda shit to know.
[23:28] <FUTURE_megaslove> and im tsuruya too!!!
[23:28] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> I'm Yuta.
[23:28] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> this is also dave
[23:28] <CURRENT_megaslove> so i guess that makes you tsuruya 2!!!  hahahahahahahaha!
[23:29] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> would future become current
[23:29] <FUTURE_megaslove> hahahahahahaha!
[23:29] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> Gordon.  And thankfully there's only one of me.
[23:29] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> and current = past???
[23:29] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> i am rin.
[23:29] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> oh yeah, current Karkat, I have a mop for you.
[23:29] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> i am at a party.
[23:29] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> of sorts.
[23:29] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> i don't think its working properly
[23:29] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> There's only one of me, here, as well, and I aim to keep it that way.
[23:29] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> Get over here and clean up whatever you messed up when you couldn't handle teh pizza any more.
[23:29] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Me in this case being Shen.
[23:30] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> yeah i think you can set it up so that itll automatically assign CURRENT FUTURE or WHATEVERFUCKYOU
[23:30] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> so then from my point of view it would have me as CURRENT_turntechGodhead and past me as PAST_turntechGodhead
[23:30] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> oh.
[23:31] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> BLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
[23:31] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> ...
[23:31] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> Hey, you spew it, you clean it!
[23:31] <CURRENT_megaslove> wow thats a lotta letters
[23:31] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> It is, rather.
[23:31] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> LOOK
[23:31] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> I am NOT cleaning any gross alien whatever
[23:31] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> I'M AMAZED I'M NOT DEAD RIGHT NOW.
[23:32] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> YOU'RE THE SADISTIC FUCKS WHO SBAHIFIED THE FUCKING FOOD.
[23:32] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> EXPECTING ME TO CLEAN UP IS PSYCHOTICALLY UNFAIR.
[23:33] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> you saw it was sba-whatever-ified and still ate it
[23:33] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> hey, the original pizza should be around somewhere
[23:33] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> its not like the alchemiter destroys the things it fuses
[23:33] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> sb-whatnow?
[23:33] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WHAT
[23:33] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> you don't want to know.
[23:33] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> RIGHT
[23:33] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> thats how you made the weird pizza right
[23:33] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WELL
[23:33] <FUTURE_megaslove> aw i think its megas hilarious!!!
[23:33] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> I don't?
[23:33] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> SURE, IT SOUNDS OBVIOUS WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT
[23:34] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> dude i just did one of those post thingies explaining all about it
[23:34] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> check your phone
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[23:34] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> rin helped
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[23:35] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> i helped.
[23:35] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> damn fragile connection.
[23:36] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> OKAY, DANNY, WHERE ARE YOUR PRIMITIVE HUMAN CLEANING SUPPLIES.
[23:36] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> WASHING UP MY OWN PUKE HONESTLY IS AN IMPROVEMENT OVER BEING HERE.
[23:36] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OH
[23:36] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> UH
[23:37] <CURRENT_megaslove> do trolls have advanced cleaning supplies???  :O
[23:37] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I SUGGEST REPHRASING THAT
[23:37] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> LIKE, ASKING HIM FOR THE MOP
[23:37] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> AND NOTHING ELSE
[23:37] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Thet mugji
[23:37] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> ...
[23:37] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> typing is not wasy with feathers.
[23:37] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> easy
[23:37] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> Yeah, yeah, get over here, I have your mop.
[23:37] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> try using your toes?
[23:37] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> typing is not easy with my feet.
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[23:38] <FUTURE_megaslove> just remember not to give him the b word!!!
[23:38] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> SIGH.
[23:38] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> actually this is easier with my feet.
[23:38] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> IS HE HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN YET?
[23:38] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> he probably is
[23:38] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> because I learned about 'the b word' the hard way...
[23:38] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> 'b word?'
[23:38] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> LOOK.
[23:39] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> LET'S NOT DISCUSS DANNY'S PUTRID PERVERTED SECRETS HERE.
[23:39] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, HOLY FUCK.
[23:39] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> whoa, hey, no!
[23:39] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> LET'S DISCUSS ANY OTHER THING.
[23:39] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> this is the sort of thing you warn people about!
[23:39] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> What?
[23:39] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> EVEN MY FUCKED ROMANTIC ENDEAVORS.
[23:39] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> okay
[23:39] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> go
[23:40] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> wait you cant theyre all still in the past
[23:40] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> shit
[23:40] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> SHIT INDEED.
[23:40] <CURRENT_megaslove> aww, is karkat having romantic problems???
[23:40] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> NO.
[23:40] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Why do I not find that surprising?
[23:40] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> FUCK YOU.
[23:40] <FUTURE_megaslove> lemme know when im at that time and ill listen to yas!!!
[23:40] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> Yeah, you're such a likable fucking guy i never would've guessed.
[23:40] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Exactly.
[23:41] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> HEY THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY RED AFFAIRS.
[23:41] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THE FACT THAT I AM AN INTOLERABLE ASSHOLE IS TO MY BENEFIT HERE OKAY.
[23:41] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> in what universe?
[23:42] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Well, nothing's better for preventing unwanted attention.
[23:42] <FUTURE_megaslove> i think this is that black romance stuff
[23:43] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> And every other kind.  Assholatry is an art, and this guy is the starving artist that won't be recognized until after he dies penniless and alone.
[23:43] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> What do the colours signify?
[23:43] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> oh god someone help me over here
[23:43] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> What's the vernacular for that?  LOL?
[23:43] <FUTURE_megaslove> um howd it go again
[23:43] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> Karkat is completely freaking out on me, and I have no idea why!
[23:43] <FUTURE_megaslove> so trolls have like this totally different categorization for love!!!
[23:43] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> YOU KNOW WHY YOU FUCKED-UP DEGENERATE.
[23:43] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> But Karkat is always freaking out!
[23:43] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> *YOU KNOW.*
[23:43] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> I would venture to guess that it's because it's what he always does.
[23:44] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> AUGH--he's hitting me now, what the heck!!
[23:44] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Is he like
[23:44] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> hey, I know.
[23:44] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> uwaaa that's super freaking out
[23:44] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> past me doesn't yet.
[23:44] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> ajlfeia;aogihaeoiha;i;
[23:44] <FUTURE_megaslove> see, they got four quadrants, and each lean towards these different parts okay
[23:44] <FUTURE_megaslove> so theres like the red side where you like people
[23:44] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OH NO.
[23:44] <FUTURE_megaslove> and the black side where you hate em
[23:44] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> HOW DO I GET HIM TO STOP?
[23:45] <FUTURE_megaslove> and then theres the two sides on the other area of the square
[23:45] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THIS IS THE WORST EXPLANATION OF TROLL ROMANCE EVER.
[23:45] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> I suspect she hasn't finished, yet.
[23:45] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> YOU ARE STEAMROLLING SO MANY BEAUTIFUL SUBTLETIES WITH PURE RETARDED ULTRASIMPLIFICATION.
[23:45] <FUTURE_megaslove> which is conciliatory (kinda friend stuff!) versus concupiscent (which is the real strong stuff)
[23:45] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> dude
[23:45] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> So when Karkat says he hates people, that means he really loves them?
[23:45] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> I don't see you chiming in with any pearls of clarity.
[23:45] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> karkat
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[23:45] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> shut up
[23:46] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> hello again
[23:46] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> this is the clearest explanation for it all ive ever heard
[23:46] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> hi
[23:46] <FUTURE_cuteBunny> Uh huh!
[23:46] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> I think Tsuruya explained it well enough.
[23:46] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> what did i miss
[23:46] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> Hey Doc.
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[23:46] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> yes
[23:46] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> FUCK IT I'M JUST GOING BACK TO MY ROOM.
[23:46] <@CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist> FOREVER.
[23:46] <FUTURE_megaslove> so you got these four different quadrants each leaning towards these sides!!!  the love part that humans usually dig is the flushed quadrant!!!
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[23:46] <FUTURE_cuteBunny> That's why he got so mad about hating himself earlier!
[23:46] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> I see.
[23:46] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> I think.
[23:46] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> darn it, Karkat!
[23:46] <FUTURE_megaslove> then you got the pale quadrant which is like megas best friends!!!  you totally prop up the other side and keep em sane and happy ya know???
[23:47] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Mokona likes the sound of the pale quadrant!
[23:47] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> He never got around to cleaning up his mess. Yeugh.
[23:47] <FUTURE_megaslove> the pale side is called moirallegience and its megas important for some of the trolls i guess!!!
[23:47] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> ....But she has a lot of friends, so she'd be a "pale player"
[23:47] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> the green serpentine creature still hasn't moved
[23:48] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THE REASON I'M NOT PUTTING THIS IN LESS STUPID TERMS IS THAT EVERY TIME I TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE EARTH MINDS ASSUME THE MOST INGRATIATING POSTURE OF SURRENDER IMAGINABLE BEFORE THE TASK OF UNDERSTANDING IT.
[23:48] <FUTURE_megaslove> then you got the hate side of things!!!  the hardcore stuff is kismessisitude!!!
[23:48] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> still?
[23:48] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> It's still there?
[23:48] <FUTURE_megaslove> thats like eternal rivals ya know???
[23:48] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> yes
[23:48] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> Is that thing actually asleep, or is it just waiting for something?
[23:48] <FUTURE_megaslove> you know how we like to say in human terms that hate is just a different form of love???  the trolls actually have a term for it!!!
[23:49] <FUTURE_megaslove> but you gotta be careful cause things get really nasty in that quadrant and thats why they have the ashen part, auspiticism!!!
[23:49] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> Huh...
[23:49] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> You know, I've heard that saying.  I have a hard time believing it, though.
[23:49] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> that is strange
[23:49] <FUTURE_megaslove> thats when you gots someone who moderates to make sure two people dont get into a kismesis relationship too megas easy!!!  otherwise the whole society would just be ripping each other up!!!
[23:50] <FUTURE_existentialButterfly> huh.
[23:50] <CURRENT_megaslove> that is so cool how trolls gots a big system like that!!!  I gotta remember that!!!
[23:50] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OKAY REST ASSURED IT'S SEVERAL THOUSAND TIMES MORE COMPLEX THAN THAT, IS ALL I'M SAYING.
[23:50] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Yes, I'm sure it is.
[23:50] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> but shes not actually wrong right?
[23:51] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Now.  About this snake?
[23:51] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> YOU GUYS SHOULD WATCH SOME ALTERNIAN ROMANCE MOVIES FOR AN ACTUAL EDUCATION ON THE SUBJECT.
[23:51] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> hahahahaha
[23:51] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> no
[23:51] <FUTURE_megaslove> you should they're megas cool
[23:51] <FUTURE_megaslove> but they got really literal names
[23:51] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> ...You've watched those things before?!
[23:51] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THEY'RE OVERWHELMINGLY DEEPER THAN YOUR PITIFUL HUMAN ROMCOMS.
[23:51] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Ah, not everyone here is human.
[23:51] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> DO BIRDS HAVE ROMANTIC COMEDY MOVIES?
[23:51] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> NO?
[23:51] <FUTURE_megaslove> yeah i found out about them in chat and wanted to watch them!!!
[23:51] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.
[23:52] <CURRENT_megaslove> that sounds like a great idea!!!
[23:52] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Oh.  Well, then.  When you put it that way, consider me sufficiently chastised.
[23:52] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Perhaps even scolded.
[23:52] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> My goodness.
[23:53] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> tsuruya please be careful about starting time loops
[23:53] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> if they break i have to clean up the mess
[23:53] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> he's always like that. I think he's just permanently turned to the "scold" setting.
[23:53] <FUTURE_megaslove> awwww
[23:53] <CURRENT_megaslove> awwww
[23:53] <CURRENT_megaslove> ill be careful!!!  im taking notes!!!
[23:53] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> ANYWAY MAYBE I CAN FIND A COPY OF...
[23:53] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Oh, I see.  Shouting in text.
[23:53] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> HOLD ON...
[23:54] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> WHEREIN NUMEROUS VIGILANTES CONFRONT PERIL; ONE OF THEM BETRAYS THE OTHERS; (BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE PART OF THE PLAN ALL ALONG); SEVERAL ATTRACTIVE FEMALE LEADS PROVOKE ROMANTIC TENSION; FOUR MAJOR CHARACTERS WEAR UNUSUAL HATS; ONE HOLDS PLOT-CRITICAL SECRET; 47 ON-SCREEN EXPLOSIONS, ONE RESULTING IN DEMISE OF KEY-ADVERSARY; 6 to 20 LINES THAT COULD BE CONSTRUED AS HUMOROUS...
[23:54] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> FUCK I FORGET THE REST BUT I CAN STILL FIND IT.
[23:54] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> ...
[23:54] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> That doesn't sound terribly innovative.
[23:54] <CURRENT_megaslove> sounds exciting!!!
[23:55] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> what
[23:55] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> hahaha seriously?
[23:55] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> LOOK IT'S A FUCKING CLASSIC.
[23:55] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> Adds up to typical summer joe-popcorn fodder to me.
[23:55] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Only inasmuch as all of that is typical of stories since most likely the beginning of time.
[23:55] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> just add some giant robots or something and you're good to go.
[23:55] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> no wonder you forgot the rest.
[23:56] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> do all movies in trollland have such stupid names?
[23:56] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> GUYS YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT, WHAT THE FUCK.
[23:56] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> I daresay we don't need to, now.
[23:56] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> TROLLS HAVE A VASTLY LONGER AND RICHER CINEMATIC HISTORY THAN HUMANS.
[23:56] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> The title rather gave away the plot.
[23:56] <FUTURE_megaslove> yeah give it a chance!!!
[23:56] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> WE RAN OUT OF TITLES.
[23:56] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> That's no excuse.
[23:56] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> that would explain it
[23:56] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> How can one 'run out of titles?'
[23:56] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> whatver cinematics are
[23:57] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OVER THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THAT'S HOW.
[23:57] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> I doubt it.
[23:57] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Mokona wants to see it!
[23:57] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> I guess that's what an ever-increasing base of taken intellectual property gets you.
[23:58] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> ugh, fine, okay
[23:58] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> I guess I'm going to go clean up the bathroom floor
[23:58] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> before it...crusts over or starts melting everything, I don't know.
[23:58] <CURRENT_dannyPhantom> Future Karkat, go tell your current self that he owes me!
[23:59] * CURRENT_dannyPhantom (Mibbit@pool-68-239-170-20.nwrk.east.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client#)
[23:59] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> youre not going to tell him right
[23:59] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> FUCK NO.
[23:59] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Didn't think so.
Session Time: Sat Mar 17 00:00:00 2012
[00:01] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> alright im out guys
[00:01] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> do I want to know...
[00:01] <FUTURE_turntechGodhead> dont do anything furiously stupid
[00:01] <CURRENT_astuteIsolator> Bye.
[00:01] * FUTURE_turntechGodhead (~King@67-40-215-39.tukw.qwest.net) has left #amnesiacassholefactory
[00:01] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> I'm not certain you do want to know.
[00:01] <CURRENT_turntechGodhead> eh i think i am too
[00:02] * CURRENT_turntechGodhead (~King@67-40-215-39.tukw.qwest.net) Quit
[00:03] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Right.  Anyway, about this snake thing, is it asleep or waiting or guarding the place or what?
[00:03] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> IT'S AN ASSHOLE IS WHAT IT IS.
[00:04] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Yes, very informative, thank you.
[00:04] <CURRENT_megaslove> it doesnt seem so bad
[00:04] <CURRENT_megaslove> it seems kinda docile actually!!!
[00:05] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> Mokona thought about going out earlier!
[00:05] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> And yet people still can't get past it?
[00:05] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> It seems to be not actively hostile.
[00:05] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> If the Mokona from the future didn't get eaten, Mokona won't get eaten, right?
[00:05] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> It is quite large, and content to stay where it is.
[00:05] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Perhaps it'll move in in a while?
[00:05] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I TRIED DEALING WITH IT AND IT JUST FUCKED MY SHIT UP WITH SOME KIND OF SONIC BLAST.
[00:05] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> how did you exactly deal with it
[00:05] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> If your text volume is any indication, maybe it was defending itself.
[00:05] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> I think he tried having a shouting match with it
[00:05] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> and it won.
[00:06] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Clearly.
[00:06] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> least we know it is not afraid of loud noises
[00:06] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I TRIED TO PERSUADE IT TO MOVE WITH REASONED DEBATE, YES.
[00:06] <FUTURE_megaslove> hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
[00:06] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[00:07] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> ahahahahahahaha
[00:07] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OKAY YES HAHAHAHA THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.
[00:07] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Reasoned debate.... that's a good one!
[00:07] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> OR NOT.
[00:08] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> YOU KNOW WHAT, I COULD HAVE JUST STAYED HERE AND TRIED TO HELP YOU GRUBLICKING FUCKS WITHOUT CAUSING A PARADOX, SINCE I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN.
[00:08] <CURRENT_megaslove> nah dont worry we'll figure it out!!!
[00:08] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> BUT I ALREADY KNOW NOTHING PRODUCTIVE CAN COME OF THIS MEMO EVER.
[00:08] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Well, nothing productive for you, anyway.  I've had a good laugh.
[00:09] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> I THINK I'LL BE MERCIFUL ON MY RETARDED PAST SELF AND END IT FOR HIM.
[00:09] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> well we established attempts to forewarn othrs of the future only leads to boots
[00:09] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Boots?
[00:09] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> NOBODY CARES.
[00:09] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> now then we could get someone brave enough to speak with it in less hostile tones to see if it is intelligent
[00:09] <CURRENT_megaslove> i like boots!!! hahahahaha!!!  but i think theyre talking about the internet kind
[00:10] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> As in getting kicked out.
[00:10] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Ah.  I see.
[00:10] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> YES, THAT IS WHAT A BOOT IS.
[00:10] <CURRENT_Lambdadecay> ...
[00:10] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> SPEAKING OF WHICH!
[00:10] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> MEMO ADJOURNED.
[00:10] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> then try to lure it out with food.
[00:10] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> mokona's feet aren't shaped right for boots!
[00:10] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> TO ALL OF YOU BICKERING DOUCHEBAGS, I BID A BITTER FUCKING ADIEU.
[00:10] * CURRENT_astuteIsolator was kicked by FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist (CURRENT_astuteIsolator#)
[00:10] <CURRENT_DoctorVanrichten> what
[00:10] <CURRENT_cuteBunny> bye bye!!!
[00:10] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> good night to you too, Karkat.
[00:10] <CURRENT_WhateverFor> Food might work, yes.
[00:10] * You were kicked by FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist (CURRENT_boosterGold#)
[00:10] * Attempting to rejoin channel #amnesiacassholefactory
[00:10] * Rejoined channel #amnesiacassholefactory
[00:10] * Topic is 'Only OoC Rule: Distributing specific, useful information about the future, especially future memory regains, causes Trollian to crash before you can say it.#'
[00:10] * Set by CURRENT_carcinoGeneticist!~CURRENT@c-24-3-214-188.hsd1.oh.comcast.net on Fri Mar 16 21:05:50
[00:10] <CURRENT_megaslove> bye karkat!!!
[00:10] <FUTURE_megaslove> bye karkat!!!
[00:10] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> good night and don't let the bed bugs bite
[00:10] <@FUTURE_carcinoGeneticist> (OoC: Fuck it I can't mass kick pretend I did.)
[00:10] <FUTURE_dannyPhantom> or whatever the alien equivalent of bed bugs is.