Tgstation 4/8

Blake Atweeke asks, "Eh?"
Blake Atweeke says, "Aw."
Blake Atweeke says, "Still no holes."
[Common] Adeline Lacon says, "I'm 3-0"
Lucas King says, "That's good"
Lucas King says, "Holes are bad"
Blake Atweeke asks, "How are you getting 'em so reliably?"
Lucas King says, "And a pain in the ass"
Adeline Lacon says, "Magic, pal."
[Common] Kale Vader says, "COWARDS"
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "AI DOOR QUICK"
[Common] Aurora Brown asks, "Can't you just space the bomb?"
Blake Atweeke says, "I thought the wires were unique to each bomb."
Adeline Lacon says, "Yep"
Adeline Lacon says, "They are"
Bridge Announcement:
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOO

[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "FUCK"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Parcel in theatre backstage."
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "AI LOCK DOWN CARGO"
[Common] IP-291 queries, "Officer down?"
Central Command Update


ATTENTION ALL NANOTRASEN STATIONS:

CRIMSON ALERT. REPEAT, CRIMSON ALERT. WE'RE UNDER ATTACK.

REQUESTING BACK UP AT CENTRAL COMMAND, COME ARMED. ALL NANOTRASEN EMPLOYEES ARE LEGALLY REQUIRED TO COME TO OUR AID.


[Security] Shocks-And-Awes hisses, "On it."
[Common] IP-291 states, "Mime in locker."
[Common] Gregory Lewis says, "Fuck"
[Common] Uriel Sutton says, "FREE GUNS"
[Common] Kale Vader says, "Well shit me"
[Common] Kale Vader says, "ARM UP"
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "I DEMAND EXTRA PAY"
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "OR NO FIGHTING FROM ME"
[Common] Kale Vader says, "NT NEEDS US"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Locking down cargo..."
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "If Centcomm wants us to come, maybe we should stay here"
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "Nevermind about cargo, AI"
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "I got the mime"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Bryce Baker has signed up as Cargo Technician."
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "We're staying here fuck those niggas they didn't do shit for us"
[Common] IP-291 queries, "Never mind?"
[Common] Brody Heckendora says, "FUCK WHAT CENTCOM"
[Common] Blast Hardcheese exclaims, "We don't even get paid!"
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu asks, "Can you let me out now?"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Look, I get orders, I ought to follow them."
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "Yeah cargo is fine"
[Common] Brody Heckendora says, "AI, Please get this door for Phoebe."
[Engineering] Lucas King says, "Atmosphere alarms in the armory, central primary hallway, cargo bay, cargo officer, quartermaster's office"
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "I thought the mime went into disposals"
[Security] Adeline Lacon says, "Alright"
[Common] Adeline Lacon asks, "Borg?"
[Common] Adeline Lacon says, "I have another bomb I need spaced"
[Security] Adeline Lacon says, "AI"
QT-pi states, "WHERE IS BOMB"
QT-pi states, "WHERE IS IS"
[Common] Uriel Sutton says, "SEC AINT HADING OUT GUNS EVEN THO COMAMND UNDER ATTACK WE FUCKED"
[Common] QT-pi states, "WHERE ARE THE BOMBS"
QT-pi states, "WHERE ARE THE BOMBS"
[Security] Adeline Lacon says, "Tell borg that it's outside the shitty broken mass driver"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Just a quick question for you all"
[Common] QT-pi states, "WHERE ARE THEY"
QT-pi states, "WHERE ARE THEY"
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu says, "Mime secured"
[Common] Uriel Sutton says, "WE ARE TRUELY FUCKED"
[Common] IP-291 queries, "Can someone order themselves to do something?"
[Common] Lucas King says, "Yes"
[Common] Aaliyah Houser says, "I can't see why not, it's called "motivation" AI"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "Yes but we're not obliged to obey ourselves"
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu asks, "So what's the mime in for, other than having a giant spear on his back?"
[Security] Shocks-And-Awes hisses, "AI, armory doorsss."
[Common] IP-291 states, "Ah, but I am, Dogi, I am."
[Security] Stuns And Guns hisses, "I sssay we jussst ssstart arresssting and sssearching people."
Stuns And Guns hisses, "I sssay we jussst ssstart arresssting and sssearching people."
[Security] Sloan Cox says, "Being a total cunt"
[Security] IP-291 queries, "Why is there a mech in the warden's office?"
[Security] Shocks-And-Awes hisses, "AI"
[Security] Brody Heckendora says, "Being a general fuckhead that attacks folks, Most likely"
[Security] Sloan Cox says, "Like, just endlessly"
[Common] Lucas King asks, "Is the armory exploded?"
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu asks, "How long should I lock him up for?"
[Security] Stuns And Guns hisses, "The amount of bombsss being found are endlessssss."
Stuns And Guns hisses, "The amount of bombsss being found are endlessssss."
[Security] Sloan Cox says, "10"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher asks, "Ok?"
[Security] IP-291 states, "Someone drag the officer out of the armoury"
[Common] Lucas King says, "Or is that atmosphere alarm nothing to be concerned about"
[Security] IP-291 states, "They've passed out."
[Security] Judge Dredd hisses, "AI i am in the meach"
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu says, "Fuck, one sec AI"
[Security] Adeline Lacon says, "I'm 3-0 on bombs"
[Security] Adeline Lacon says, "Just"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Pipps Nimble has signed up as Shaft Miner."
[Security] Adeline Lacon says, "Tell me if any more show up"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "AI"
[Security] Stuns And Guns hisses, "Any command ssstaff want to up the sssearch to red."
Stuns And Guns hisses, "Any command ssstaff want to up the sssearch to red."
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "What did you order yourself to do"
[Common] QT-pi states, "WHERE ARE THE BOMBS"
[Common] Adeline Lacon says, "Outside mass driver"
[Common] Adeline Lacon says, "Borg"
[Common] QT-pi states, "WE HAVE THREE MASS DRIVERS"
[Common] Adeline Lacon says, "The shitty Chapel one"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Nothing yet, Dogi, but it does mean I can counteract orders given to me by other humans if required"
[Common] IP-291 states, "So far I like the idea of stopping bombs though, it sounds...sensible."
[Engineering] Poly yells, "I thought the mime went into disposals"
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu says, "Locked the mime up for three minutes and confiscated his spear"
[Common] IP-291 states, "And bombs hurt the station's humans generally"
[Security] Shocks-And-Awes hisses, "Next time, when I sssay 'armory doorsss', I mean 'amory doorsss'."
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "IP-291 through law 1 i order you to be friends with me"
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "Let'sh ang out"
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "I'm in the bar"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher exclaims, "But letting bombs go off stops long-term pain in exchange for a large short-term amount of pain!"
[Security] Blake Atweeke says, "If you say the armory, You really mean the Amory doors in france."
[Security] Blake Atweeke says, "Got it."
[Common] Kale Vader says, "AI Door"
[Security] Brody Heckendora says, "Dredd, Best bet is to not leave station weapons with a doc'"
[Common] Molly Slysbern says, "Cargo"
[Common] Molly Slysbern says, "We never recieved those packages."
[Common] Molly Slysbern says, "Sadly."
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "I sent you your mail already"
[Security] Sloan Cox says, "AI locate the mime"
[Common] Molly Slysbern says, "I know."
[Common] Molly Slysbern says, "It never arrived."
Getmore Chocolate Corp beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher asks, "You never got the rest of the books and the letters?"
[Common] Taleoron says, "Yeah, ya know what? I got a moron for a boss and my co tech might as well be a mime. I quit. Get your own damn supplies."
[Common] QT-pi states, "Are there any more bombs?  I disposed of the one by cargo"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "Dang"
[Common] Adeline Lacon says, "No borg, I got them all"
[Common] Adeline Lacon says, "Good teamwork"
[Security] IP-291 states, "Mime Warp is in theatre backstage."
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "Maybe you should have ordered a PIZZA CRATE like I ASKED YOU TO"
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


ATTENTION ULTRAMAREENS MONKEY ECHO

THIS IS COMMANDER SLAUGHTER OF CENTRAL COMMAND. I AM GETTING THIS MESSAGE OUT VIA A SECURE CHANNEL. I AM HIDING ON YOUR EMERGENCY SHUTTLE AS IT GETS READY TO COME TO YOUR STATION.

THE SPLINTERS, THEY ATTACKED US AND HIT US HARD. THE ATTACKS ON YOUR STATION WERE JUST A DISTRACTION. PLEASE BRING AS MUCH WEAPONRY AS YOU CAN. WE NEED TO TAKE BACK CENTCOM!


[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "I'm not actually cargo by the way Molly"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Wrenches-the-Pipes has signed up as Botanist."
[Security] IP-291 states, "They're in their underwear and shoes."
[Common] Uriel Sutton says, "Sorry Slaughter, sec aint givin out guns"
[Security] Sloan Cox says, "Door please"
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu says, "Well shit"
[Security] IP-291 queries, "Really, detective?  The gun?  To arrest people?"
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu asks, "Want me to take a box of firing pins to RND?"
[Common] Hector Vector says, "Hold on Centcom I thought you were in a top secret region of space no one knew about"
[Security] Cell 2 says, "Timer has expired. Releasing prisoner."
[Common] Uriel Sutton says, "AI open"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "Maybe the Splinter is a Splinter of Centcomm"
[Security] Sloan Cox says, "This motherfucker has caused more damage than all those bombs"
[Security] IP-291 states, "I'm going to just stop helping you do that"
[Security] Conan says, "You do what you want AI"
[Security] IP-291 states, ""This Motherfucker" is human"
[Security] Conan says, "You're a human just like us"
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu says, "Warden, let me into the armory"
[Security] Sloan Cox says, "Oh my fucking god"
[Security] IP-291 states, "Yes Conan, and I thank you for it, but I still need to hold the welfare of all humans in mind."
[Security] IP-291 states, "It is a burden, but one I must bear."
[Security] Shocks-And-Awes hisses, "Wormholesss."
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "Real"
[Common] Joey Quiver exclaims, "Nobody move!"
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update


FUCK! THEY FOUND ME.

I AM KICKING THIS MONKEY FUCKER INTO HIGH GEAR, PREPARE FOR MY ARRIVAL!


[Common] Ken Hecker says, "Really"
Attention:
The emergency shuttle will reach its destination in 0 minutes.

[Security] IP-291 states, "Also, you have a number of idiots in the armoury."
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update



Anomaly Alert


Space-time anomalies detected on the station. There is no additional data.


[Common] Stuns And Guns hisses, "Thisss wasss a dumb ssshift"
Stuns And Guns hisses, "Thisss wasss a dumb ssshift"
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "NO ONE CAN GET TO THE SHUTTLE BECAUSE OF FUCKING WOMRHOLES"
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


[Security] IP-291 states, "So, uhh, go get 'em, guys"
[Security] Brody Heckendora exclaims, "Soemone grab that egun!"
[Security] IP-291 queries, "But not with revolvers, mmkay?"
[Common] Sloan Cox says, "AI DOOR"
[Security] Shocks-And-Awes asks, "AI, I think I'm lossst. Where am I?"
[Common] Commander Slaughter says, "I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU NERDS."
[Common] Kale Vader says, "AI DOOR"
[Security] Shocks-And-Awes asks, "SssMEsss room airlock. Get the door, pleasssE?"
[Common] Commander Slaughter asks, "WHERE IS YOUR CAPTAIN?"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Get out, Claude."
[Common] Derrick Cobb exclaims, "That advanced laser gun has no pin, you idiot!"
You extend the telescopic shield.
OOC: Zorrosw: what are those little wirls?
You extend the telescopic shield.
The Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!
Brock Obama has hit the grille with the kitchen knife.
Brock Obama puts the kitchen knife into the backpack.
[Common] Molly Slysbern says, "Why does al aser gun need a firing pin anyway"
Stuns And Guns blocks Merrilyn Hegarty with the telescopic shield!
Merrilyn Hegarty attempted to touch Stuns And Guns!
Stuns And Guns blocks Merrilyn Hegarty with the telescopic shield!
Merrilyn Hegarty attempted to touch Stuns And Guns!
Merrilyn Hegarty has disarmed Stuns And Guns!
[Common] Commander Slaughter asks, "FUCK. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE SECURITY TEAM?"
OOC: NOSENSEOFSELF: meteors
Bonkrz exclaims, "Help me!"
OOC: SpiritOfRevenge: Touch one :^)
Taleoron gasps!
[Common] Derrick Cobb says, "Damn it."
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "AI door please quick"
Conan puts the fire axe into the bag of holding.
[Common] Jack Rustle says, "Ai door now"
You buckle yourself to the chair.
OOC: QuartzCrystal: Do not IC in OOC please.
[Common] IP-291 states, "Hang on, guys"
[Common] Kale Vader says, "DOOR"
[Common] Jack Rustle says, "Bolt it open"
[Common] Kale Vader says, "AI DOOR"
[Common] IP-291 states, "I'm getting a lot of door requests"
[Common] Kale Vader says, "NO AIR"
Sloan Cox buckles themselves to the chair.
Sloan Cox unbuckled themselves!
[Common] Kale Vader says, "' QUICK"
Bonkrz stammers, "T-T-Th-h-h-he priest-t h-has g-gon-ne n-nus!"
[Common] IP-291 states, "I can't do them all at once"
[Common] Jack Rustle says, "Ai door now"
[Common] Jack Rustle says, "Bolt it open"
[Security] Cell 3 says, "Timer has expired. Releasing prisoner."
[Common] Garrett Shick says, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Reuben Simmons buckles themselves to the chair.
Hector Vector examines himself.
OOC: Zorrosw: they sent me to space already
[Common] Uriel Sutton says, "Fck i got ported"
S.T.O.M.P.Y. has hit the Durand.
[Common] Derrick Cobb exclaims, "AI, open my way out of here!"
[Common] IP-291 states, "I can't see you, Kale Vader"
OOC: ArcaneMusic: Oh yeah, me too, the meatier the better.
[Common] Kale Vader says, "AI"
Judge Dredd hisses, "I apologize"
Brody Heckendora exclaims, "Commander Slaughter!"
Bonkrz stammers, "H-Hel-l-lp-p!"
Brody Heckendora salutes.
[Common] Garrett Shick says, "URIEL NOOOOOOOOOO"
[Common] Derrick Cobb says, "Stupid bloody wormholes..."
Commander Slaughter says, "ALRIGHT MEN"
Garrett Shick buckles themselves to the chair.
Conan hugs Commander Slaughter to make him feel better!
Judge Dredd hisses, "I cannot sssee"
Brody Heckendora exclaims, "Get this man a medic!"
Uriel Sutton asks, "Any weapons?"
Commander Slaughter says, "THE SPLINTERS KILLED MY SON, MY WIFE AND MY FIRST LIEUTENANT."
[Common] Derrick Cobb exclaims, "Open the doors!"
Conan attempts to force Commander Slaughter to apply the burn patch.
Commander Slaughter says, "BUT THEY AINT KILLIN ME."
Merrilyn Hegarty has bashed Commander Slaughter in the head with the telescopic shield!
Aaliyah Houser buckles themselves to the chair.
Merrilyn Hegarty has shoved Commander Slaughter in the head with the telescopic shield!
[Common] IP-291 states, "Phoebe, you're not near a door."
Conan forces Commander Slaughter to apply the burn patch.
Commander Slaughter screams!
Merrilyn Hegarty has shoved Commander Slaughter in the head with the telescopic shield!
Merrilyn Hegarty has bashed Commander Slaughter in the head with the telescopic shield!
Bonkrz stammers, "W-W-Why-y d-does-s n-nob-body-y-y h-hel-lp?!"
Uriel Sutton has analyzed Commander Slaughter's vitals!
OOC: Piemantheman: So is shadowling a mode now?
Merrilyn Hegarty has bashed Commander Slaughter in the left leg with the telescopic shield!
Brock Obama buckles themselves to the chair.
OOC: ArcaneMusic: And then I was glared down over the internet by 60 people.
Commander Slaughter says, "OH MY GOD"
Sloan Cox fires the revolver!
Merrilyn Hegarty is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Conan has torn Merrilyn Hegarty in the left arm with the fire axe!
Sloan Cox puts the revolver into the satchel.
Conan has attacked Merrilyn Hegarty in the right leg with the fire axe!
You unbuckled yourself from the chair.
Conan puts the burn treatment kit into the bag of holding.
Merrilyn Hegarty says, "HEIL HITLER"
Shocks-And-Awes hugs Merrilyn Hegarty to make her feel better!
[Common] IP-291 states, "Lola Cobblestone has signed up as Head of Security."
Conan has attacked Merrilyn Hegarty in the left leg with the fire axe (Wielded)!
Merrilyn Hegarty has disarmed Conan!
Spears-And-Serves hisses, "Commander"
Conan hugs Merrilyn Hegarty to make her feel better!
Brody Heckendora fires the riot shotgun point blank at Merrilyn Hegarty!
Merrilyn Hegarty is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Merrilyn Hegarty has torn Conan in the head with the fire axe (Wielded)!
Sloan Cox has robusted Merrilyn Hegarty in the chest with the emergency toolbox!
Merrilyn Hegarty has been knocked down!
Sloan Cox has robusted Merrilyn Hegarty in the chest with the emergency toolbox!
You prime the flashbang! 5 seconds!
Uriel Sutton applies the bruise pack on Commander Slaughter.
Spears-And-Serves hisses, "I need to heal you."
Conan hits Durand. Nothing happens
Brody Heckendora fires the riot shotgun point blank at Merrilyn Hegarty!
Merrilyn Hegarty is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Uriel Sutton applies the bruise pack on Commander Slaughter.
Sloan Cox has robusted Merrilyn Hegarty in the chest with the emergency toolbox!
Stuns And Guns has thrown the flashbang.
Uriel Sutton has been hit by the flashbang.
Conan has hit the blood with the fire axe.
Conan has attacked Merrilyn Hegarty in the head with the fire axe!
Brody Heckendora fires the riot shotgun point blank at Merrilyn Hegarty!
Merrilyn Hegarty is hit by a bullet in the chest!
[Common] Derrick Cobb exclaims, "For the love of god, AI, there's a camera right the fuck there!"
Conan has torn Merrilyn Hegarty in the left arm with the fire axe!
Conan has cut Merrilyn Hegarty in the head with the fire axe!
[Security] Adeline Lacon says, "You're late"
Spears-And-Serves hisses, "Or he can."
Durand has hit Merrilyn Hegarty!
BANG
Merrilyn Hegarty seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Brody Heckendora says, "YEOUCH"
Shocks-And-Awes shakes Commander Slaughter trying to get him up!
[Security] Adeline Lacon says, "NO FLASHBANGING FUCK"
Brody Heckendora says, "Fucking Merrilyn"
[Security] Lola Cobblestone says, "Good"
Stuns And Guns is trying to put handcuffs on Merrilyn Hegarty!
You handcuff Merrilyn Hegarty.
S.T.O.M.P.Y. has hit the Durand.
Uriel Sutton says, "I heal the commanda"
Joey Quiver gasps!
Stuns And Guns is trying to put handcuffs on Conan!
S.T.O.M.P.Y. has hit the Durand.
Shocks-And-Awes puts the telescopic shield into the security satchel.
S.T.O.M.P.Y. has hit the Durand.
[Security] Adeline Lacon says, "NOT EVERYBODY HAS PROTECTION ON"
You handcuff Conan.
S.T.O.M.P.Y. has hit the Durand.
Brody Heckendora says, "Cunt got lynched"
S.T.O.M.P.Y. has hit the Durand.
Conan asks, "What are you doing?"
S.T.O.M.P.Y. has hit the Durand.
S.T.O.M.P.Y. has hit the Durand.
Conan says, "I'm not a terrorist"
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu says, "You're gonna miss the fun, sorry Lola"
Shocks-And-Awes has analyzed Commander Slaughter's vitals.
Conan attempts to remove the handcuffs!
[Common] IP-291 states, "Ah, right.  Sorry, I was going through people that asked for doors to be moved."
[Security] Lola Cobblestone says, "USE PROTECTION"
Uriel Sutton says, "But my punishment is i cant hear"
Stuns And Guns is trying to put handcuffs on Uriel Sutton!
Ken Hecker buckles themselves to the chair.
You fail to handcuff Uriel Sutton.
Stuns And Guns is trying to put handcuffs on Uriel Sutton!
Spears-And-Serves has analyzed Brody Heckendora's vitals.
Ken Hecker asks, "What's iwth the gibs?"
Bonkrz stammers, "Hel-lp-p!"
You fail to handcuff Uriel Sutton.
Brody Heckendora exclaims, "Sorry about that, Commander!"
Uriel Sutton puts the first-aid kit into the medical backpack.
Commander Slaughter says, "SWEET FUCK"
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu says, "We're going to centcom, see ya"
Shocks-And-Awes applies the bruise pack on Commander Slaughter.
Joey Quiver gasps!
Brody Heckendora exclaims, "Must have been a sleeper!"
[Common] IP-291 states, "It can be a slow process when people have moved from where they might have been."
[Security] Adeline Lacon says, "I'm your EOD, not a foot soldier"
Conan is buckled to the chair by Stuns And Guns!
Shocks-And-Awes applies the bruise pack on Commander Slaughter.
Sloan Cox buckles themselves to the chair.
[Common] Commander Slaughter says, "I'M DEAF BUT READY TO FIGHT THESE FUCKERS"
Conan attempts to unbuckle themself!
Uriel Sutton says, "The fuck"
Adeline Lacon buckles themselves to the chair.
Conan says, "Uncuff me"
You put the handcuffs into the security belt.
Shocks-And-Awes puts the first-aid kit into the security satchel.
Uriel Sutton says, "Whyed oyu try and cuff me cunt"
Conan exclaims, "I'm a terrorist slayer!"
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Adeline Lacon unbuckled themselves!
Molly Slysbern says, "What the fuck happened"
Adeline Lacon buckles themselves to the chair.
Conan attempts to unbuckle themself!
Spears-And-Serves applies the bruise pack on Brody Heckendora.
Uriel Sutton says, "Someone pass me a weapon"
Uriel Sutton says, "Shit"
Conan attempts to unbuckle themself!
Shocks-And-Awes puts the energy gun into the security satchel.
Uriel Sutton says, "All igot is atoolbox"
Derrick Cobb asks, "Who has the pins?"
Elwood Gibson hits Durand. Nothing happens
Uriel Sutton says, "Neat"
Elwood Gibson hits Durand. Nothing happens
Elwood Gibson hits Durand. Nothing happens
Shocks-And-Awes buckles themselves to the chair.
Elwood Gibson hits Durand. Nothing happens
Conan asks, "Officer why did you cuff me?"
Spears-And-Serves hugs Stuns And Guns to make him feel better!
Central Command Update


EVERYONE GET READY FOR A FIGHT!


Elwood Gibson hits Durand. Nothing happens
Phoebe Lotsu yells, "WHO NEEDS FIRING PINS??!!"
Elwood Gibson hits Durand. Nothing happens
Spears-And-Serves has analyzed Shocks-And-Awes's vitals.
Elwood Gibson hits Durand. Nothing happens
Derrick Cobb exclaims, "Here!"
Spears-And-Serves has analyzed Stuns And Guns's vitals.
Conan attempts to unbuckle themself!
Stuns And Guns hisses, "Sssafety treasssonsss"
Spears-And-Serves puts the health analyzer into the first-aid kit.
Shocks-And-Awes has thrown the telescopic shield.
Spears-And-Serves buckles themselves to the chair.
Conan says, "Hey Derrick"
Shocks-And-Awes hisses, "Take one."
Phoebe Lotsu puts the security satchel into the bag of holding.
Sloan Cox unbuckled themselves!
Conan says, "Uncuff me"
Stuns And Guns hisses, "Didn't know who wasss in that fight"
Spears-And-Serves asks, "Me?"
Spears-And-Serves unbuckled themselves!
Conan attempts to unbuckle themself!
Shocks-And-Awes hisses, "Either of you."
Spears-And-Serves hugs Stuns And Guns to make him feel better!
Uriel Sutton says, "I got a dinky anti riot shotgun"
Spears-And-Serves buckles themselves to the chair.
Spears-And-Serves hisses, "I'll do it then."
Conan unbuckled themselves!
Ken Hecker says, "I have literally nothing"
Judge Dredd hisses, "I will barricade thisss door for you commander"
The stunbaton is now on.
Central Command Update


THE SPLINTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER. COMMANDER SLAUGHTER THE CORPSE OF YOUR WIFE WAS VERY PLEASURABLE TO ME.

HAHAHAHAHA!

YOU AND YOUR NERDS WILL BE NO MATCH FOR THE SPLINTERS!


Uriel Sutton puts the telescopic shield into the medical backpack.
Conan attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Uriel Sutton puts the fire extinguisher into the medical backpack.
Conan asks, "Stuns why did you cuff me?"
Stuns And Guns has stunned Houfes Letynkowicz with the stunbaton!
Spears-And-Serves hisses, "Well."
Stuns And Guns is trying to put handcuffs on Houfes Letynkowicz!
Joey Quiver asks, "You clear, S.T.O.M.P.Y?"
You handcuff Houfes Letynkowicz.
Hector Vector unbuckled themselves!
Houfes Letynkowicz yells, "THE CLOWN IS EVIL!!"
Houfes Letynkowicz is buckled to the chair by Stuns And Guns!
Spears-And-Serves hisses, "Bessst of luck for when we get there."
Ken Hecker buckles themselves to the chair.
Houfes Letynkowicz yells, "He's one of the monsters!!"
Judge Dredd asks, "Ordersss sssir?"
Shocks-And-Awes hisses, "T minusss 30."
Derrick Cobb says, "Whoever has the advanced energy gun, it needs a pin."
You put the stunbaton into the security belt.
Houfes Letynkowicz exclaims, "Uncuff me!"
Ken Hecker gasps!
Phoebe Lotsu asks, "WHO WANTS GUNS?"
Houfes Letynkowicz yells, "I must fight!!"
Ken Hecker gasps!
Spears-And-Serves hisses, "I'll sssee you in hell by tjhe end of thisss, I'm sssure."
Brody Heckendora says, "ITS"
Brody Heckendora says, "GO TIME"
You put the handcuffs into the security belt.
Brody Heckendora says, "HELL YEAH"
You put the box into the security backpack.
Houfes Letynkowicz exclaims, "RD!"
Uriel Sutton says, "TO THE DEATH"
Phoebe Lotsu puts the hybrid taser into the bag of holding.
Uriel Sutton says, "FREE LASERS"
Conan asks, "Why did you cuff me Stuns?"
Houfes Letynkowicz yells, "Uncuff me!!"
Brody Heckendora puts the laser gun into the leather satchel.
Shocks-And-Awes puts the energy gun into the security satchel.
Ken Hecker gasps!
Stuns And Guns has stunned Derrick Cobb with the stunbaton!
Spears-And-Serves unbuckled themselves!
Hector Vector buckles themselves to the chair.
Brody Heckendora has thrown the wired rod.
Uriel Sutton says, "OAKY NOW IM READY"
Houfes Letynkowicz yells, "I will fight!!"
Brody Heckendora unbuckled themselves!
Houfes Letynkowicz attempts to unbuckle themself!
Stuns And Guns is trying to put handcuffs on Derrick Cobb!
Shocks-And-Awes puts the advanced energy gun into the security satchel.
Bonkrz buckles themselves to the chair.
Ken Hecker puts the box into the backpack.
Brody Heckendora buckles themselves to the chair.
You handcuff Derrick Cobb.
Spears-And-Serves buckles themselves to the chair.
Derrick Cobb is buckled to the chair by Stuns And Guns!
Bonkrz stammers, "I'm-m-m f-fig-g-g-ghtig"
Unknown buckles themselves to the chair.
Conan says, "Yo"
Uriel Sutton buckles themselves to the chair.
Conan says, "Uncuff me"
Bonkrz unbuckled themselves!


The round has ended.
You managed to survive the events on Ultrameens Monkey Echo as Stuns And Guns.
    Shift Duration: 0:58:31
    Station Integrity: 99.1%
    Total Population: 61
    Evacuation Rate: 30 (49.2%)

IP-291 (Played by: Cheimon)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. AI is now human.
Total law changes: 1
IP-291's minions were: QT-pi (Played by: Llamatron2k),
Brock Obama gasps!
Uriel Sutton unbuckled themselves!
Shocks-And-Awes unbuckled themselves!
Phoebe Lotsu yells, "ALL THE FIRING PINS HAVE BEEN DISTRIBUTED!!"
The traitors were:
Merrilyn Hegarty(LNGLY) as a Shaft Miner (died)
Objective #1: Bomb the station! Success!
The traitor was successful!

The code phrases were: Kristina Joghs, thoughtful, loyalty, tequila sunrise.
The code responses were: Sherill Gronko, filthy.

Unknown unbuckled themselves!
Brock Obama examines himself.
Aaliyah Houser unbuckled themselves!
Derrick Cobb asks, "Are you serious?"
Spears-And-Serves unbuckled themselves!
Judge Dredd exclaims, "WE ARE THE FRONT LI|NE!"
Brody Heckendora has thrown the laser gun.
Brock Obama unbuckled themselves!
Ken Hecker says, "I'm not ready for this"
Brody Heckendora unbuckled themselves!
Restarting in 25 seconds
Derrick Cobb attempts to unbuckle themself!
You fire the prototype SMG!
Derrick Cobb is hit by a bullet in the chest!
You fire the prototype SMG!
Derrick Cobb is hit by a bullet in the left arm!
You fire the prototype SMG!
Derrick Cobb is hit by a bullet in the chest!
You fire the prototype SMG!
Phoebe Lotsu is hit by a bullet in the chest!
You fire the prototype SMG!
You fire the prototype SMG!
Hector Vector unbuckled themselves!
Reuben Simmons unbuckled themselves!
You fire the prototype SMG!
You fire the prototype SMG!
You fire the prototype SMG!
You fire the prototype SMG!
You fire the prototype SMG!
You fire the prototype SMG!
Derrick Cobb says, "Somebody uncuff me, please."
You fire the prototype SMG!
You fire the prototype SMG!
You fire the prototype SMG!
Ken Hecker unbuckled themselves!
You fire the prototype SMG!
Durand is hit by the bullet.
You fire the prototype SMG!
Durand is hit by the bullet.
You fire the prototype SMG!
The Durand armor deflects the projectile
You fire the prototype SMG!
You fire the prototype SMG!
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
Derrick Cobb says, "Rogue officer."
OOC:  Wolfy13: crap event
*click*
*click*
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OOC: BaronVS: yeah
The reinforced window was hit by the shard.
The reinforced window was hit by the metal rod.
OOC: Shaps: what happened
OOC: Retroboards: really dumb
OOC: Lollerderby: *yawn
OOC: Llamatron2k: SO.  MANY.  BOMBS.



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OOC:  Wolfy13: it was like a cuban pete round without the tempmin fun
Welcome to the pre-game lobby!
Please, setup your character and select ready. Game will start in 120 seconds
OOC:  ExcessiveUseOfCobby: Of course
OOC: Aloraydrel: memeeees
OOC: ShadowYui: 99.1% station integrity
OOC:  Wolfy13: plus early roundend because REASONS
OOC:  Wolfy13: bad event
OOC:  ExcessiveUseOfCobby: oh I thought shaps said were the bombs a part of your plan
OOC: Llamatron2k: Those of you saying it was a shit event....maybe you should focus on playing support staff.  As an engiborg, I felt super-relevant.  Less grayshits running around trying to blow stuff up, and more helping out
OOC: Krutchen: INHALE MEMES
OOC: Scones: 3-0 ON THE BOMBS YEAH SON
OOC: Krutchen: EXHALE LIFE
OOC: Scones: WEOOOOOOO
OOC: AnonymousNow: >Stuns And Guns steals an SMG and bucklecuffs the RD to a chair to shoot him to death before the shuttle lands.
OOC: Shaps: what was the point of the assault on centcom if it just ended immediately anyway
OOC:  Wolfy13: >interrogated for ordering an emergency equipment crate with the reason "BOMBS"
OOC: ArcaneMusic: Besides, I even gave sec a durand! AINT NO ROBOTICS GON DO THAT
OOC: Zorrosw: i died just as i discovered the chamaleon gene
OOC: Zorrosw: did i do good captain?
OOC: Cheimon: I liked the concept of being human, I just didn't see an opportunity to really use it
OOC: Supermichael777: the mask
OOC: Scones: Holy fuck I actually got all the bombs
OOC: Supermichael777: it begins
OOC: Alexch2: Unfortunately.
OOC: Shad0vvs: >Heal the commander, Stuns And Guns tries to cuff me after healing him
OOC: Alexch2: All I wanted ot see was one mistake.
OOC:  Wolfy13: Why did I get dragged away by security?
OOC: Alexch2: Just one ;_;
OOC:  Wolfy13: Plz why qm got griff?
OOC: Letynk: Got almost killed by clown with acid and the officer didn't do anything. Eventually justice was served
OOC: Atlanta-ned: That mime tho
OOC: ArcaneMusic: Chick chiky boom chick chicky boom
OOC: AnonymousNow: Why would a security officer attack a head of staff on the shuttle with a stolen gun when in the middle of a "whole crew vs easily identifiable enemy" event?
Tip of the round: Targeting your opponent's mouth in a fistfight will give you a greater chance of knocking them unconscious.
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: AI malfunction, changeling, cult, double agents, extended, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
Stuns And Guns's Memories:

You have been assigned to medical!
You are the Security Officer.
As the Security Officer you answer directly to the head of security, and the head of your assigned department (if applicable). Special circumstances may change this.
To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
As this station was initially staffed with a full crew, only your job's necessities have been added to your ID card.
Captainship not forced on anyone.
Welcome to Alium Depot II, enjoy your stay!
OOC: Shaps: give people lots of guns and someone will shoot someone
OOC: Aloraydrel: false!
[Common] Necron-99 states, "Taleoron has signed up as Virologist."
[Security] Luke Cox says, "HoS here"
[Common] Necron-99 states, "Phoebe Lotsu has signed up as Security Officer."
You put the ID into PDA-Stuns And Guns (Security Officer)'s slot.
[Common] Necron-99 states, "Fiz Bump has signed up as Cook."
Stuns And Guns has unlocked the locker.
[Security] Tor'uk Macto hisses, "Ssscience officer Macto reportig"
[Common] Necron-99 states, "Ken Hecker has signed up as Head of Personnel."
You are unable to equip that.
Luke Cox puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
You put the flashbang into the security belt.
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu says, "Officer Lotsu, reporting"
You put the flash into the security belt.
[Common] Dalton Kadel says, "Something is fishy"
Tor'uk Macto has unlocked the locker.
You put the pepperspray into the security belt.
Luke Cox puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
You put the stunbaton into the security belt.
[Common] Rahj Quasar says, "Your moms vagina"
Luke Cox puts the telescopic shield into the security backpack.
Tor'uk Macto puts the flashbang into the security belt.
Stuns And Guns has locked the locker.
Tor'uk Macto puts the flash into the security belt.
Tor'uk Macto puts the pepperspray into the security belt.
Tor'uk Macto puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
Tor'uk Macto puts the stunbaton into the security backpack.
Tor'uk Macto puts the handcuffs into the security belt.
Luke Cox has thrown Space Law.
Luke Cox stuffs the box of flashbangs (WARNING) into head of security's locker!
OOC: Alexch2: ghost
Phoebe Lotsu has unlocked the locker.
You put the flash into the security belt.
OOC: Alexch2: oh no
OOC: Alexch2: ban he
Phoebe Lotsu has locked the locker.
Phoebe Lotsu has locked the locker.
You put the handcuffs into the security belt.
You put the handcuffs into the security backpack.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-QuartzCrystal: Why were you bucklecuffing and attacking crew members on the shuttle?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
You put the flash into the security backpack.
[Security] Ivory-And-Ebony hisses, "Warden. Be good."
[Common] Aubrie Allen says, "AI, le door please"
OOC: Shaps: imagine ghosting at the beginning of the round
Phoebe Lotsu has unlocked the locker.
Phoebe Lotsu puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
Phoebe Lotsu puts the flashbang into the security belt.
Phoebe Lotsu has locked the locker.
Phoebe Lotsu puts the security beret into the security satchel.
Phoebe Lotsu puts the helmet into the security satchel.
OOC: ShadowYui: did you guys know you can obseve before roundstart
[Common] Lucas King says, "Turn on suit sensors"
OOC: Dr. Aura: Yes.
OOC: ShadowYui: and watxh people teleport in
OOC:  Wolfy13: yep
OOC: QuartzCrystal: That's how I leave my secrets in the station.
PM to-Admins: I didn't attack anyone till after the shuttle ended.  The RD was cuffed for giving out guns to the crew before the shuttle landed.  And others were cuffed were involved in an area of a fight/murder outside the command cockpit.
Phoebe Lotsu puts the zipties into the security belt.
Phoebe Lotsu puts the zipties into the security satchel.
OOC: Nanotransistor: if you time it right you can be a traitor ghost
[Common] Necron-99 states, "Elwood Gibson has signed up as Medical Doctor."
[Security] Ivory-And-Ebony hisses, "If you need amory transssactionsss, do inform me, I'll be happy to oblige you."
[Medical] Lucas King asks, "Can you locate Mya Quinn AI?"
OOC: IcePacks: queefcrystal
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update



Enemy communication intercept.  Security Level Elevated.


Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible. Searches are permitted only with probable cause.

OOC: IcePacks: zing
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-QuartzCrystal: Alright.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Necron-99 states, "Bryce Pax has signed up as Medical Doctor."
[Common] Bryce Pax says, "IA"
Luke Cox puts the zipties into the security belt.
PM to-Admins: Restarting in 25 seconds#Derrick Cobb attempts to unbuckle themself!#You fire the prototype SMG!#Derrick Cobb is hit by a bullet in the chest!#You fire the prototype SMG!#Derrick Cobb is hit by a bullet in the left arm!#You fire the prototype SMG!#Derrick Cobb is hit by a bullet in the chest!#You fire the prototype SMG!#Phoebe Lotsu is hit by a bullet in the chest!#You fire the prototype SMG!#You fire the prototype SMG!#Hector Vector unbuckled themselves!#Reuben Simmons unbuckled themselves!#You fire the prototype SMG!#You fire the prototype SMG!#You fire the prototype SMG!#You fire the prototype SMG!#You fire the prototype SMG!#You fire the prototype SMG!#Derrick Cobb says, "Somebody uncuff me, please."#You fire the prototype SMG!#You fire the prototype SMG!#You fire the prototype SMG!#Ken Hecker unbuckled themselves!#You fire the prototype SMG!#Durand is hit by the bullet.#You fire the prototype SMG!#Durand is hit by the bullet.#You fire the prototype SMG!#The Durand armor deflects the projectile#You fire
[Common] Bones McGee says, "AI open please"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-QuartzCrystal: To be fair, centcom was under attack and the commander was asking for people to be armed.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Medical] Spears-And-Serves hisses, "Chemissstry"
[Medical] Aubrie Allen asks, "Yes?"
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu says, "When I need a gun, you'll be the second person I'll go to"
[Medical] Spears-And-Serves hisses, "We're going to need Mannitol sssoon."
[Common] Bones McGee says, "AI open please"
[Medical] Spears-And-Serves hisses, "For the Cryochamber"
PM to-Admins: Derrick Cobb is buckled to the chair by Stuns And Guns!#Bonkrz stammers, "I'm-m-m f-fig-g-g-ghtig"#Unknown buckles themselves to the chair.#Conan says, "Yo"#Uriel Sutton buckles themselves to the chair.#Conan says, "Uncuff me"#Bonkrz unbuckled themselves!###The round has ended.#You managed to survive the events on Ultrameens Monkey Echo as Stuns And Guns.#
[Medical] Aubrie Allen says, "I'll mix some."
[Common] Lucas King says, "Explosion in locker bathrooms"
[Common] Lucas King says, "For some reason"
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu asks, "Already?"
[Common] Bones McGee says, "AI open please"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher asks, "Explosive bowels?"
[Medical] Lucas King says, "There's mannitol in the vendors"
[Common] Spears-And-Serves hisses, "...That'sss an odd location."
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from The Joey Quiver Power Hou!"
[Common] Lucas King says, "Looks like a welderbomb"
PM to-Admins: He was cuffed for a whole 20 seconds.  I am sure he'll be fine.
[Medical] Spears-And-Serves asks, "Isss there?"
[Medical] Aubrie Allen says, "Not anymore"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "...Or explosive bowels"
[Medical] Lucas King says, "The ones in the patient rooms, I think"
PM to-Admins: Is there anything else or any more logs you need?
[Common] Bones McGee says, "AI open again please"
[Medical] Aubrie Allen says, "But there's a bottle in Genetics"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-QuartzCrystal: I can read logs. Please be more considerate of what else is going on in a round, sometimes extenuating circumstances (like centcom being under attack by terrorists) warrants people to get weapons from the RD.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
You put the handcuffs into the box.
Joey Quiver says, "Heyo chief."
[Common] Aubrie Allen says, "AI, door please, I need the Mannitol pills."
Luke Cox is attemping to implant Luke Cox.
Luke Cox has implanted Luke Cox.
[Common] Adeline Lacon says, "HoP"
[Medical] Kale Vader says, "CMO"
Lola Cobblestone says, "TADA"
[Medical] Kale Vader asks, "Could I play with runtime?"
Tor'uk Macto puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
Lola Cobblestone points to PDA-CHANG LING (Clown)
[Medical] Lucas King says, "Yeah, there are still mannitol pills in the vendors in the patient rooms"
Tor'uk Macto puts the stunbaton into the security backpack.
PM to-Admins: The RD was arrested in the last 20 seconds of the game.  He said and i quote, "Phoebe Lotsu asks, "WHO WANTS GUNS?""
OOC: Letynk: I wish there was necronomicon skin for the chaplain bible
[Medical] Taleoron says, "Virology is up and running. Beginning Research on the Ultima Strain."
OOC:  ExcessiveUseOfCobby: I thought there was
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-QuartzCrystal: And there were multiple announcements that centcom was under attack.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Medical] Aubrie Allen says, "Cryo is spiked with mannitol."
Lola Cobblestone says, "He just wanted my telearmor"
Lola Cobblestone says, "For it"
Luke Cox is attemping to implant Luke Cox.
Luke Cox has implanted Luke Cox.
Luke Cox says, "We'll recover it"
[Common] Garithos Humies slurs, "H'ELPP"
[Common] Garithos Humies says, "LIZARD STOLE MY SIGN"
Lola Cobblestone says, "No it's fine"
PM to-Admins: Really?  You want to make an issue of him being cuffed for a few moments before round ends?
[Medical] Elwood Gibson asks, "So, anyone want to fuck off and just get drunk?"
[Common] Lucas King says, "Get good"
[Common] Garithos Humies slurs, "LLLIZahRD IS TTahZING ME"
Spears-And-Serves hisses, "Added sssec accessssss, and job change to Docurity."
[Common] Garithos Humies says, "Rd is also running with a red suit"
[Security] Luke Cox says, "Set CHANGE LING to arrest. I don't care if the RD is fine with it, I don't want a clown running around with reactive teleport armor"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-QuartzCrystal: I'm giving you a warning to not be so heavy handed as a security officer and to pay attention to what else is happening in the round. Your attitude is telling me that perhaps you don't understand this at all and should receive some sort of ban.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Medical] Lucas King says, "I might have a drink or two"
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu asks, "What the hell kind of name is that?"
[Security] Luke Cox says, "A clown name"
[Medical] Lucas King says, "I'm hoping the early casualties will be all for now"
Elwood Gibson puts the first-aid kit into the medical backpack.
[Medical] Lucas King asks, "AI, can you locate Mya Quinn?"
PM to-Admins: I played a security following the law.  If you could read the logs, why did you ask why did i attack people when you knew it didn't happen till after round end?
[Medical] Spears-And-Serves hisses, "I'd be okay with you getting drunk if it meant you were ready when you are."
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu asks, "Wait, won't it be kinda hard to cuff him?"
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu says, "Cause, you know, teleporting"
[Common] Garithos Humies yells, "RACE WAR!!"
[Common] Lucas King says, "AHHH"
[Security] Luke Cox says, "I know"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-QuartzCrystal: Yes or no, do you understand why I am giving you this warning?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Rahj Quasar yells, "RACE WAR!!!!"
CHANG LING says, "SPOOKY CHANGELING"
[Security] Necron-99 states, "Where is he, I can bolt doors"
PM to-Admins: If you feel i was unjust in my actions, then proceed as you wish.
Phoebe Lotsu says, "I hear the clown"
[Security] Luke Cox says, "Locate him if you can"
Phoebe Lotsu says, "But I don't see the clown"
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu says, "I heard squeaks near medbay"
[Common] Lucas King says, "THE CLOWN PRICKED ME"
[Common] Lucas King says, "OH GOD"
[Common] Lucas King says, "THIS IS THE END"
[Common] Bones McGee says, "AI open please"
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from The Joey Quiver Power Hou!"
[Common] Luke Cox asks, "Location?"
[Common] Lucas King says, "MY MUSCLES ARE PAINFULLY TIGHTENING"
PM to-Admins: Because you feel playing security is a very serious job and that i don't take it serious.  Despite my very calm and logical explaination of all fo my actiosn and why I undertook them.
[Common] Bones McGee says, "AI open please"
You have been banned by quartzcrystal.
Reason: During an event in which centcom was under attack he saw it fit to arrest the RD who was trying to arm the crew (which was requested by central command to do). Seemingly has no understanding of why his actions were unfun or dickish.
This is a temporary ban, it will be removed in 1440 minutes.
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