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Interacting with Kek

Sep 3rd, 2015
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  1. [22:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> "While we're talking, want to try to save bro again?"
  2. [22:26] <Lyra_Bel> "Probably should"
  3. [22:26] <Lyra_Bel> "I've been thinking"
  4. [22:26] * Lyra_Bel shouts
  5. [22:26] <Lyra_Bel> "HEY! KEK!"
  6. [22:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what"
  7. [22:28] <Lyra_Bel> "Voice Seventeen might have had something reasonable to its plan after all"
  8. [22:28] <Lyra_Bel> "Probably not an ant, but some backup? Definitely not a bad call"
  9. [22:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Alright"
  10. [22:29] * Alexander_Pyrite picks up lyra
  11. [22:29] <Lyra_Bel> "I can walk"
  12. [22:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "can you?"
  13. [22:29] <Lyra_Bel> "..."
  14. [22:29] <Lyra_Bel> "I can fly"
  15. [22:29] * Alexander_Pyrite slowly puts her down
  16. [22:30] * Lyra_Bel hovers a few inches above the ground
  17. [22:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Y'see? Easy"
  18. [22:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Fucking what"
  19. [22:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You are going to fall"
  20. [22:30] * Lyra_Bel falls again
  21. [22:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> "oh well i guess my point is proven"
  22. [22:30] * Alexander_Pyrite picks her up
  23. [22:30] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20+2 to land upright and not make a fool of herself
  24. [22:30] <`DICE> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20+2 to land upright and not make a fool of herself [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
  25. [22:31] * Lyra_Bel fails to land upright, and makes a fool of herself
  26. [22:31] <Abyss> Kek appears out of the ground directly in front of your face where you land
  27. [22:31] <Abyss> Eyes and top of the skull only
  28. [22:31] <Lyra_Bel> "Gonna call that a win, if it brought you here"
  29. [22:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "waht the fuck is that"
  30. [22:31] <Lyra_Bel> "This is Kek"
  31. [22:32] <Abyss> "Kekeke"
  32. [22:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Thank you for demonstrating"
  33. [22:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Kek. Your job is to help me do stuff, yeah?"
  34. [22:37] == Abyss has changed nick to Kek
  35. [22:38] <Kek> "Kekekekeke, sure, if you say so."
  36. [22:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Close enough"
  37. [22:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> "YOurs talks?"
  38. [22:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> "mine just turns a lamp on and off
  39. [22:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i think"
  40. [22:38] <Lyra_Bel> "He sometimes does"
  41. [22:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Have you tried talking to yours?"
  42. [22:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Not... really"
  43. [22:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Anyway. Kek. Wanna accomplish a thing?"
  44. [22:39] <Kek> "Kekeke"
  45. [22:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay I actually need an answer for this one"
  46. [22:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Doesn't matter which, just pick one"
  47. [22:42] <Kek> "I might help"
  48. [22:42] <Kek> "I might not"
  49. [22:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Let's find out, then"
  50. [22:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Where'd my other body end up?"
  51. [22:43] * Lyra_Bel climbs to a slightly-more-dignified sitting position
  52. [22:44] <Lyra_Bel> "Can you bring it here?"
  53. [22:47] <Kek> "Kekekeke"
  54. [22:47] <Kek> Kek sinks back into the ground
  55. [22:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Thats creepy"
  56. [22:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I swear if he rises out of the earth with your corpse i will be so disturbed"
  57. [22:48] <Lyra_Bel> "Eh. Kek's cool, once you get used to him doing things in the least-trustworthy way possible"
  58. [22:48] <Lyra_Bel> "B'sides, it's not technically my corpse"
  59. [22:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what is it "technically"?"
  60. [22:49] * Lyra_Bel shrugs
  61. [22:49] <Lyra_Bel> "Still gotta figure that out"
  62. [22:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Fuck this whole body things makes no sense"
  63. [22:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "So whats your plan?"
  64. [22:50] <Lyra_Bel> "There's a few ways things can go"
  65. [22:50] <Lyra_Bel> "Split one is whether or not Kek comes back"
  66. [22:50] <Lyra_Bel> "He hasn't yet, so let's assume he's not gonna and continue from there"
  67. [22:51] <Lyra_Bel> "Next option. Sylladices"
  68. [22:51] <Lyra_Bel> "How much rock can you fit into one of those cards?"
  69. [22:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Never tried, a decent amount"
  70. [22:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Ive fit a generator in this thing"
  71. [22:51] <Lyra_Bel> "That'll do it"
  72. [22:52] <Lyra_Bel> "Got a good number of cards? We can make more, but it'd be better to start with a fair few"
  73. [22:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah, 40 ish"
  74. [22:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Grist?"
  75. [22:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Almost none"
  76. [22:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Spent it on these cool clothes"
  77. [22:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Heh, fair"
  78. [22:54] <Lyra_Bel> "I've got like twenty, so that should be plenty"
  79. [22:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay, so now we..."
  80. [22:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Bluh"
  81. [22:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What?"
  82. [22:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Forgot. Can't actually get down there"
  83. [22:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Right"
  84. [22:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay. Back to the 'waiting on Kek' branch"
  85. [22:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "And you cant just make a ladder like you did for me?"
  86. [22:55] <Lyra_Bel> "I could try"
  87. [22:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Dunno how well something that big would work"
  88. [22:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah, I guess waiting it is."
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