9chan

>Day 9chan in Equestria
>You've been up all night browsing 9chan, the pony equivalent of 4chan...
>Only, it's nowhere near as good
>In fact, the only things on 9chan that even comes close to 4chan is the fact that the ponies have their sense of humour upturned when they go anonymous
>That and nopony lives in a basement, so they call themselves muddwellers instead
>You sigh and go to turn off the computer, but find its still installing some new update for your stuff
>looking out of the window, you see its daylight now
"Damn, I really should have gone to sleep a good four hours ago."
>You look to your sofa, nodding to yourself
"Well, a good kip won't do me any harm."
>You yawn and roll off from your chair, making your way to the sofa when suddenly the door goes a'knocking
>You begin muttering to yourself under your breath.
"Fucking Fluttershy, I know its going to be her. Euuuugh, need sleep. Better open the door first though, won't stop otherwise.. fucking fluttershy."
>You open the door and give her a deadpan look
"What is it today?"
>"Oh, well, is being-"
>She stops mid sentence, looking past you for some reason
>You turn around and see your computer screen still showing 9chan
>Oh.. no. Shit.
>"Hey anon! I know your fetish now!"
"No, you don't Flutters."
>"Oh, but I do. Here, do something."
>You look at her plainly, not understanding
>"Kiss me or something!"
"No."
>Instead, you use all your force and cunt punt her
>She topples over and begins to laugh through the pain, you're freaked out now
>"5/5, bretty good :DDDDDDD"
>Her face has gone to that of spurdo sparde
>Your face is one of ultimate disappointment
>You cunt punt her as hard as you can again, she topples over crying in pain. That'll teach her to sprout memes
>Slamming the door shut, you go over to your sofa
"Fucking Fluttershy."