festival2 Benoit-Odin

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Odin: B-B-Benoit! What is that thing?
Benoit: Hm?
Odin: I am asking about that stylish and really bright thing you are holding in your hand!
Benoit: Oh this? It's an amulet, in other words a protective charm...I might not look like it but I'm a coward so whenever it's time to fight I make these myself and keep them with me. By the time I realised it I had made quite a lot of them...
Odin: Heh, you? a coward? A chosen one wouldn't fall for such a lie.
Benoit:  Where's the lie?
Odin: I will be bothered if you look down on me for words of your crimson history have graced my ears. In the past you alone exterminated ten thousand troops. Therefore people have been secretly whispering about how if you make Benoit mad then your country will suffer. ...When I think about it again it really strikes me how cool it is.
Benoit: Yeah that's really not true...
Odin: Heh, how modest. So you are the type who prefers to keep his talents hidden aren't you? I will frankly speak my feelings now. I believe you to be an amazing fellow. And that is exactly why I am deeply interested in those amulets you carry!!
Benoit: Ah...
Odin: Benoit, please. Let me name those amulets.
Benoit: Na-name? I don't really mind...
Odin: Wow! Really? Is it really ok? In that case allow me to take you up on that offer and start the naming ceremony immediately! Let's see...first this amulet is basara・masala...this one is the missing・illusion of corrosion...that one is the stardust・blue moon...Wow, this is fun! I'm really excited! I'm so excited my blood's boiling!!

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Odin: Benoit, I am really grateful you let me experience that earlier. As thanks let me offer you some new amulets.
Benoit: Oh, what kind of amulets...
Odin: First, take this. I saw it in a stall and took it after leaving money for it behind.
Benoit: W-what...is this?
Odin: Can't you tell? It's the wing of a bat.
Benoit: Hyaa! A bat's wing?
Odin: Heh, I have already decided on a name. It is jangugo・jacuzzi. Ok next is this.
Benoit: Th-th-this is...
Odin: You can't tell again? It's a centipede's leg.
Benoit: A centipede's leg?
Odin: Yeah. I have named it sacred・wall. And this is the last one. You obviously understand don't you?
Benoit: N-no I don't understand...in fact I don't want to understand.
Odin: It is the eyeball of a nosferatu.
Benoit: Hyaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Odin: The name is insatiable・growth. Not bad huh?
Benoit: Brr brrr brrrrrrrr....
Odin: Heh, it seems you're so moved you are trembling. Truly the utmost happiness. Well then, I'll put these on you without delay. Let's treat ourselves to a coronation ceremony.
Benoit: A-anything...ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
Odin: Ahaha. Are you so happy you feel like just running around? Good grief, you've got a pretty childish side too huh? That's cute. Benoit, wait. If you run then we can't have the coronation right?
Benoit: S-S-S-STAY AWAY!!