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- >Fluffy Pony Observations.
- >Head out to woods with binoculars.
- >Find the herd.
- >Fluffy pony poops.
- >Fluffy pony sits down, splattering her bottom in poop.
- >"No smew pwetty," she cries.
- >Gets up, walks in a circle, sits right back down in her poop.
- >"Bottom sticky..." she cries. "No smew pwetty!"
- >Unicorn fluffy spots an apple growing on a tree.
- >Other fluffies gather around as he tries to magic it down.
- >His horn looks like it might melt by the time the apple snaps.
- >Falls and lands on a fluffy pony's head.
- >"Owchie!" She starts crying.
- >Another fluffy pony snatches the apple and runs off.
- >Unicorn fluffy didn't notice, looks around for apple.
- >"Where nummies go? Fwuffy hungwy! Nummies? Where..."
- >Unicorn fluffy starts sobbing next to injured friend.
- >Two fluffy pegasi are standing on a boulder.
- >They're only three feet above the ground.
- >"Fwuffy scawed. Too high!" one whines.
- >She poops herself. "No smew pwetty!"
- >The other pegasus looks more confident.
- >"Fwuffy fwy! Fwuffy fwy off wock!"
- >He flaps his wings (not nearly fast enough).
- >He leaps off the rock and lands face-first on the grass.
- >He starts crying. "Why wingies no work? Fwuffy wan' fwy!"
- >"No smew pwetty!" He's pooped himself...
- >A pregnant mare is too big to walk.
- >Her feet wiggle constantly.
- >"Fwuffy gonna be mummah!" she coos repeatadly.
- >"Fwuffy hungwy, need foodies!"
- >A fluffy next to her gets up. "Fwuffy bwing big mummah fwiend foodies!"
- >"Yay! Wuv fwiend!"
- >The helpful fluffy finds a strawberry. Picks it up with his mouth.
- >Brings it back to the pregnant mare.
- >Instead of giving it to her, he looks at it, and starts eating it himself.
- >"No!" the mare cries. "Foodies for fwuffy? Pwease?"
- >"But fwuffy hungwy... Go fin' own foodies!"
- >This repeats three times during your observations...
- >A pregnant mare looks like she's gone into labor.
- >"Big poopy!" she cries in agony. "Fwuffy no wike!"
- >A fluffy pony hugs her to help the pain.
- >The hug seems to have helped squeeze the first foal out.
- >Baby fluffy foal lands on grass and is crying.
- >"Babehs?" the mare's eyes go wide with joy and tears. "Babehs comin' now?"
- >"Babehs come out of mummah!" another fluffy pony cheers.
- >"Pway! Pway with babehs!" "Fwuffy wuv babeh fwuffies!"
- >Four more squeezes later, five baby foals are tumbling about on the grass.
- >The mother cuddles them against her belly, and starts licking them clean.
- >"Fwuffy wuv her babehs. Good babehs."
- >You're pretty sure one's not moving...
- >It'll be a while before she notices.
- >Night is falling. It's quickly getting cold.
- >The herd of fluffies gathers into a big hugging pile of fluffies.
- >With no "smarty" alpha to tell them how to do everything...
- >The fluffies while trying to sleep in the cold, keep pooping.
- >Naturally, if it's not straight on another fluffy pony, it gets rolled in soon enough.
- >For hours, it's nothing but cries of "No smew pwetty!" "Fwuffy cold..." "Gwassies have poopies! Fwuffy hungwy..."
- >As desperate as they are for grass to eat, they'll end up covering half the grove in poop,
- >And then have to leave a week's worth of grass behind.
- >God these things are dumb.
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