[5/10/2015 9:19:34 PM] bouncy_upw: Hi cobblestonejake, I'd like to add you as a contact.
[5/10/2015 9:22:26 PM] *** GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has shared contact details with bouncy_upw. ***
[5/11/2015 8:45:54 AM] bouncy_upw: :-* hi
[5/11/2015 9:22:01 AM] GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Answer "Garfield" if you are not a spam bot
[5/11/2015 9:23:45 AM] bouncy_upw: nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha
[5/11/2015 9:59:31 AM] GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Hahaha fuck yourself
[5/11/2015 10:01:19 AM] bouncy_upw: Yay! some one to talk to ! lol   I'm a little forgetful lol, have we chatted before? ;)
[5/11/2015 10:12:28 AM] GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: I'm going to murder you and slowly untangle your intestines so I can hang you up by the feet and fill your head full of 12 gage shotgun slugs
[5/11/2015 10:13:00 AM] bouncy_upw: hmm ok. Your username seemed familiar. haha it's ok I was just looking for someone to talk with, I hope you don't mind chatting with a bored single 23/f lol  So what u up to?
[5/11/2015 10:57:32 AM] GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Murdering pregnant women and extracting and eating their fetuses.
[5/11/2015 10:58:06 AM] bouncy_upw: Hmmm well maybe I can spice up your week even more lol..what kind of girls are you into? you like nerdy girls?
[5/11/2015 11:50:45 AM] GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: I murder them like I'm in the KKK
[5/11/2015 11:52:14 AM] bouncy_upw: lol you should know nerdy girls and redheads are the biggest freaks! ;-) I have some free time now my roommate went out...i love to tease ;-)  Wanna see? its up to u...im in the mood lol
[5/11/2015 3:40:31 PM] GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: I will literally rape your nostrils with two literal evergreen trees.
[5/11/2015 3:41:15 PM] bouncy_upw: Ok... let me set my cam up and I'll show u my sexy little outfit and maybe what's under it lol ..Just promise you won't share my profile with anyone else or take pictures of me naked ok? lol
[5/11/2015 3:44:21 PM] GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: I will do that and share it with CNN live. Police will be at your doorstep within the hour
[5/11/2015 3:45:36 PM] bouncy_upw: hahaha!  call em! and tell them you are reporting a felony...  YOUR HAIRSTYLE!!  You might wanna get that looked at!
[5/11/2015 3:47:24 PM] GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: I am smoking 6000 metric shittons of crack cocaine every five minutes.
[5/11/2015 3:47:57 PM] bouncy_upw: go to http://qIyw6MO83.premiumcrush.com it's a more secure place with my cam, u just have to verify your age so I'm not showing anything to a minor ;), i had to do it too but dont worry, it doesnt cost anything and its alot of fun!
[5/11/2015 3:48:55 PM] GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Alright will you promise to show yourself vaccuming your insides out of your asshole and shoving them back in?
[5/11/2015 3:49:33 PM] bouncy_upw: yeah i can be a tease ;)
[5/11/2015 3:50:44 PM] GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Will you cut your head off?
[5/11/2015 3:51:34 PM] bouncy_upw: oh its probably gonna ask you for a credit card to sign up for the app but its free babe,  its just to keep kids out. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any kids watching me lol.. im gonna show u more than just my sexy outfit I promise lol  I like to tease but I love to deliver even more haha. Are u almost in?
[5/11/2015 3:53:25 PM] GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: I'm almost into Cuba to create the second Bay of Pigs. Raúl Castro will have his dead corpse on your bed in 38.274 minutes.
[5/11/2015 3:53:57 PM] bouncy_upw: wish u were in my bed having your way with me ;)
[5/11/2015 3:55:10 PM] GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: I wish I was on my deathbed moaning and groaning and dying.
[5/11/2015 3:56:01 PM] bouncy_upw: i wish i could put you face in between my tits!
[5/11/2015 4:16:18 PM] GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: EW MAN WHAT THE FUCK
[5/11/2015 4:17:43 PM] bouncy_upw: k... Let me know when you're in sweetie , you should see my cam or I can send u the link again if u need. sorry to rush you but u got me so horny !! I need to release some stress ;)  are u almost in lol ?
[5/11/2015 8:17:26 PM] bouncy_upw: :-)
[5/11/2015 8:38:35 PM] GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: I am going to shove castrated German penises so far into your asshole you puke them out.
[5/11/2015 8:39:44 PM] bouncy_upw: Finally! someone to chat with ! lol   I'm a little forgetful lol, have we spoken before? ;)
[5/11/2015 8:40:44 PM] GermanTacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Topkek