[14:14] <SmasherDynamo> Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the final round of the Ninth Gauntlet! The winner gets that most precious of gifts: Life!
[14:14] <SmasherDynamo> The losers are relegated to the dustbin of history!
[14:15] <Monathin> I BELIEVE IN THE MACHINE
[14:17] <SmasherDynamo> Introducing first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, the Montreal Manatees: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv2ph5Ms2N8
[14:18] <Monathin> :unsmith: Good luck Manatees
[14:18] <SmasherDynamo> From Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, owned by the mountain man, mentholmoose: the Oklahoma City Bombers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxEmry5lRKk
[14:18] <mentholmoose> :ohdear:
[14:19] <mentholmoose> what on earth
[14:19] <SmasherDynamo> I don't know.
[14:19] <SmasherDynamo> It just seemed right.
[14:20] <SmasherDynamo> From the Great Connecticut Desert, The THUNDERSTORMS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYwV1TA7Et0
[14:20] <@McFreeze> Look at the 2 major divisions in our country the southerners polite laid back mostly christian and very patrioticWhile the Northern states mostly is about big business education and making money
[14:20] <mentholmoose> i can't even listen to that without being offended
[14:20] <SmasherDynamo> And finally, from South Dakota, Canada, they will probably die alone, the South Dakota Marmosets: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB1cqc23W2E
[14:21] <SmasherDynamo> What, you don't think that things wouldn't have been awesome if the South would have won.
[14:21] <SmasherDynamo> They were fighting for freedom!
[14:21] <SmasherDynamo> Also, against freedom!
[14:24] <SmasherDynamo> After one month, it's Marmosets 9-4, Bombers 8-5, THUNDERstorms 5-8, Manatees 4-9
[14:24] <@McFreeze> nooooo
[14:24] <mentholmoose> fucking marmosets
[14:24] <Monathin> Thunderstorms :smith:
[14:25] <@McFreeze> we all hate the marmosets
[14:25] <@McFreeze> and the bombers too
[14:25] <mentholmoose> i love the bombers
[14:25] <mentholmoose> so bite me
[14:26] <mentholmoose> on a slightly related note, rickey henderson appeared in playgirl
[14:26] <@McFreeze> this month?
[14:26] <mentholmoose> haha, i don't think so
[14:26] <mentholmoose> back in the 80's he did
[14:26] <SmasherDynamo> After month two, it's a fucking massacre!
[14:26] <mentholmoose> :ohdear:
[14:26] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers 18-8, THUNDERstorms 12-14, Manatees 12-14, Manatees 10-16
[14:27] <mentholmoose> lol yes
[14:27] <SmasherDynamo> And it'll be up to the Manatees to try and slow the Bombers down in this last month...
[14:28] <@McFreeze> literally the worst possible ordering
[14:28] <Monathin> so what happens if the bombers survive
[14:28] <Monathin> do we have the bombers and the disasters
[14:28] * mks5000 (~mks5000@synIRC-F2D2190D.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) Quit (Client exited)
[14:28] <mentholmoose> that's what i assumed
[14:29] <SmasherDynamo> And the Bombers lose eight straight!
[14:29] <Monathin> WELP
[14:29] <mentholmoose> oh what the fuck
[14:30] <Monathin> rip in pieces oklahoma city
[14:30] <@McFreeze> YESSS
[14:32] <mentholmoose> they still have an OK chance, though
[14:32] <SmasherDynamo> With one series left for each team, it's Bombers 20-17, Manatees 19-18, THUNDERSTORMS 18-19, Marmosets 17-20.
[14:32] <SmasherDynamo> Everyone is alive!
[14:32] <@McFreeze> MANATEE MADNESS HAS GRIPPED THIS SUPER-NATION
[14:32] <Monathin> I BELIEVE
[14:33] <Monathin> IN THE MACHINE
[14:34] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms finished with a sweep! And they'll finish with a 21-19 record!
[14:35] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers just need to win one of their last three games against the Manatees to advance.
[14:35] <mentholmoose> oh god
[14:35] <SmasherDynamo> They drop the first one.[14:36] <SmasherDynamo> They win only one of three...and we have a three-way tie!
[14:37] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers, Thunderstorms, Manatees all with a 21-19 record!
[14:37] <Monathin> OH GOD
[14:37] <mentholmoose> god damn it
[14:37] <Monathin> how do we settle the tie
[14:37] <@McFreeze> a 3-way baseball game!
[14:38] <SmasherDynamo> A three-way round robin!
[14:38] <SmasherDynamo> First game: Bombers at Thunderstorms!
[14:39] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms win 7-4!
[14:39] <mentholmoose> ugh
[14:39] <@McFreeze> good result
[14:39] <SmasherDynamo> Second game: Bombers at Manatees....Bombers win 5-2!
[14:39] <@McFreeze> bad!!!
[14:39] <mentholmoose> yes
[14:39] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees at Thunderstorms...Thunderstorms will be champions with a win here....
[14:39] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees win 10-0!
[14:40] <SmasherDynamo> The round robin has settled nothing!
[14:40] <@McFreeze> tiebreaker!
[14:40] <@McFreeze> run differential!
[14:40] <SmasherDynamo> AND SO WE'LL DO IT AGAIN!
[14:40] <Monathin> MADNESS
[14:40] <mentholmoose> oh my god
[14:40] <mentholmoose> my heart
[14:40] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms at Bombers....
[14:40] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms win again 3-1!
[14:41] <mentholmoose> fuck
[14:41] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers at Manatees...
[14:41] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers win 6-4!
[14:41] <mentholmoose> haha
[14:41] <Monathin> C'MON T-STORMS[14:41] <SmasherDynamo> And so, once again, the Thunderstorms control their own destiny!
[14:41] <Monathin> I BELIEVE
[14:42] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees at Thunderstorms....
[14:42] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees win 9-3!
[14:42] <@McFreeze> GO MANATEES
[14:42] <SmasherDynamo> We'll go to a third round-robin series.
[14:42] <mentholmoose> lmao
[14:42] <@Pash> Can we just say fuck this and let the marmosets win as they are not making more games happen?
[14:42] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees at Thunderstorms...
[14:42] <Monathin> THUNDERSTORMS PLEASE
[14:42] <Monathin> DON'T DO THIS TO ME
[14:42] <@McFreeze> DIE THUNDERSTORMS
[14:43] <Monathin> FUCK YOU MCFREEZE
[14:43] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms finally win one, 6-2!
[14:43] <@McFreeze> FUCK
[14:43] <Monathin> YES
[14:43] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees at Bombers now...
[14:43] <SmasherDynamo> Or, rather, Thunderstorms at Bombers...
[14:43] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers win 7-4!
[14:44] <mentholmoose> YES
[14:44] <SmasherDynamo> And so now it'll be the bombers' chance to win this...
[14:44] <@McFreeze> the bombers are the worst team in histroy
[14:44] <@McFreeze> worse than the berlin hitlers
[14:44] <mentholmoose> just found my next team name, thanks mcfreeze
[14:44] <Monathin> DESTROY THE BOMBERS
[14:44] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers at Manatees....
[14:44] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees win 7-4!
[14:44] <@McFreeze> YES
[14:44] <SmasherDynamo> This will never end!
[14:44] <mentholmoose> fuck[14:45] <mentholmoose> jesus christ
[14:45] <Monathin> is this round robin round five?
[14:45] <SmasherDynamo> One team's obit just has to be a recap of these tiebreakers.
[14:45] <SmasherDynamo> This is four, I think.
[14:45] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms at Bombers....
[14:45] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers win 6-5!
[14:45] <mentholmoose> good
[14:46] <SmasherDynamo> Now with another chance to wrap things up.
[14:46] <@McFreeze> the bombers can go to hell
[14:46] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers at Manatees...
[14:46] <Monathin> bombers are the worst
[14:46] <Monathin> MANATEES YOU CAN DO IT
[14:46] <mentholmoose> bombers own
[14:46] <SmasherDynamo> Wait, first Thunderstorms at Manatees....
[14:47] <Monathin> thunders pls
[14:47] <Monathin> pls thunder
[14:47] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms win 3-2!
[14:47] <Monathin> THE MACHINE LIVES
[14:47] <@McFreeze> damn it
[14:47] <SmasherDynamo> And so now it will come down to Bombers at Manatees...
[14:47] <SmasherDynamo> If the Bombers win, then all of this is over!
[14:47] <Monathin> pls no
[14:47] <Monathin> anything but the bombers
[14:47] <Monathin> the machine deserves another chance
[14:47] <@McFreeze> the machine was relegated once already
[14:48] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees win 4-3!
[14:48] <Zodiac5000> sad day.
[14:48] <Zodiac5000> Marmosets down
[14:48] <@McFreeze> YES
[14:48] <SmasherDynamo> We'll go to a fifth tiebreaker!
[14:48] <mentholmoose> AAAAAAAA
[14:48] <Monathin> YESSSS
[14:48] <SmasherDynamo> And Mogul's engine is starting to breakdown here, it can no longer produce game reports!
[14:48] <mentholmoose> lmao
[14:48] <Monathin> :regd05:
[14:48] <Zodiac5000> It's the marmosets coming back
[14:48] <@McFreeze> i don't think that is the correct emoticon
[14:49] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms at Bombers!
[14:49] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms win 9-0!
[14:49] <@McFreeze> YES
[14:49] <mentholmoose> shit
[14:49] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers at Manatees....
[14:49] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers win 3-2!
[14:49] <@McFreeze> FUCK
[14:49] <mentholmoose> godo
[14:49] <mentholmoose> good*
[14:49] <mentholmoose> go manatees!
[14:49] <SmasherDynamo> And so, once again, the Thunderstorms have a chance to end this madness.
[14:49] <Monathin> THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDER
[14:49] <Monathin> THUNDERSTORMS, HO
[14:50] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees win 8-5!
[14:50] <SmasherDynamo> We'll go to another tiebreaker.
[14:50] <mentholmoose> ahahahahahahhaha
[14:50] <@McFreeze> I have a solution
[14:50] <@McFreeze> shoot the bombers in the head
[14:50] <Zodiac5000> Summon the marmosets to beat them all. they are all obviously completely incapable of actually playing real baseball
[14:50] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms at Bombers once again!
[14:50] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers win 2-0!
[14:51] <Monathin> fuck
[14:51] <@McFreeze> arrrrgh
[14:51] <mentholmoose> good start
[14:51] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers can end this with a win over the Manatees.
[14:51] <SmasherDynamo> For the love of god, Bombers, just end this madness!
[14:51] <mentholmoose> praying here
[14:51] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees win 4-3!
[14:52] <mentholmoose> god damn it
[14:52] <SmasherDynamo> Can't any of you fucks win two fucking games in a row?
[14:52] <@McFreeze> GO MANATEES
[14:52] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees, with their first chance to end the Gauntlet....
[14:53] <SmasherDynamo> And they blow it badly! Thunderstorms win 7-0!
[14:53] <SmasherDynamo> Fuck it all!
[14:53] <mentholmoose> oh my god
[14:53] <@McFreeze> why manatees why
[14:53] <Zodiac5000> yessss
[14:53] <mentholmoose> round 6 then?
[14:53] <@Beet> Holy shit this is insane
[14:53] <SmasherDynamo> Round 7.
[14:53] <SmasherDynamo> Okay, let's review.
[14:53] <Zodiac5000> The marmosets couldn't win against this clowncar of failure?
[14:53] <Monathin> around and around the mulberry bush, the thunder chased the manatee
[14:53] <@gingemidget> Imagine if this had happened for the wildcard tiebreaker.
[14:53] <Monathin> the bomber thought it was all in fun-
[14:53] <SmasherDynamo> Tiebreaker 1: Bombers blow it
[14:54] <SmasherDynamo> Tiebreaker 2: Thunderstorms blow it
[14:54] <SmasherDynamo> Tiebreaker 3: Bombers blow it.
[14:54] <SmasherDynamo> Tiebreaker 4: Thunderstorms blow it
[14:54] <SmasherDynamo> I think I might have missed on in there.
[14:54] <SmasherDynamo> At any rate.
[14:54] <SmasherDynamo> It's time for the seventh tiebreaker.
[14:55] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees at Thunderstorms to lead things off.
[14:55] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms win 2-1!
[14:55] <@McFreeze> nooo
[14:55] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms now with a chance to ice this series with a win over the Bombers...
[14:55] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers win 3-2!
[14:55] <Monathin> I believe in the Thunderstorms
[14:55] <Monathin> FUCK
[14:55] <mentholmoose> yes
[14:56] <mentholmoose> come on, one more win
[14:56] <@McFreeze> dear bombers: dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
[14:56] <SmasherDynamo> And so it comes down to this, Bombers can end this with a win in Montreal.
[14:56] <Monathin> manatees can do this
[14:56] <SmasherDynamo> FUCK!
[14:56] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees win 3-1.
[14:56] <@McFreeze> YAY
[14:56] <Monathin> AMAZING
[14:56] <mentholmoose> damn it all to hell
[14:57] <Monathin> TIEBREAKER NUMBER NINE
[14:57] <SmasherDynamo> Eight.
[14:57] <Monathin> Eight
[14:57] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms at Bombers...
[14:57] <Monathin> are the wheels just coming off the mogul engine at this point
[14:57] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms with a big win 11-1!
[14:58] <Monathin> I BELIEVE IN THE MACHINE
[14:58] <mentholmoose> NOOOO
[14:58] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers at Manatees...
[14:58] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers win 13-3!
[14:58] <@McFreeze> FUCK YOU
[14:58] <mentholmoose> haha god damn
[14:58] <SmasherDynamo> And so it comes down to this, hopefully.
[14:58] <mentholmoose> go manatees
[14:58] <Monathin> Manatees at Thunder?
[14:58] <SmasherDynamo> If the Thunderstorms win, they win the Gauntlet. If they lose....well, ninth tiebreaker.
[14:59] <Monathin> THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDER
[14:59] <SmasherDynamo> Un fucking believable.
[14:59] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees win 9-7.
[14:59] <Zodiac5000> This Baseball is shameful! Shameful!!!!
[14:59] <SmasherDynamo> None of you assholes deserve to survive.
[14:59] <mentholmoose> hahahahaha
[14:59] <Zodiac5000> MARMOSETTTTTSSSS
[14:59] <@McFreeze> just call it
[14:59] <@McFreeze> everyone dies
[15:00] <SmasherDynamo> Okay, maybe if we change the mood, this will finally end: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ
[15:00] <SmasherDynamo> This is the ninth Gauntlet tiebreaker.
[15:01] <SmasherDynamo> The Oklahoma City Bombers, Thunderstorms and Montreal Manatees all trying to survive.
[15:01] <Monathin> Kid gripped onto his pick'em ticket, believed in GVOLTT, believed in The Machine.
[15:01] <SmasherDynamo> First game: Thunderstorms at OKC Bombers
[15:01] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms win 5-4!
[15:01] <@McFreeze> YES
[15:01] <mentholmoose> fuck
[15:01] <SmasherDynamo> OKC Bombers at Manatees....
[15:02] <Monathin> Kid's smile brightened. They had a win under their belt.
[15:02] <Monathin> All they needed was one more win. This had gone on long enough.
[15:02] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers win 6-5!
[15:02] <@McFreeze> BAD
[15:02] <mentholmoose> go manatees again
[15:02] <SmasherDynamo> And so it comes to this, the Thunderstorms have another chance to win!
[15:03] <Monathin> Believe in the storm, believe in the high voltage, believe in the three true outcomes monster known only as... The MACHINE.
[15:03] <@Beet> I'm rooting for the Bombers out of divisional solidarity
[15:03] <SmasherDynamo> But no! They fuck up again! Manatees win 6-0!
[15:03] <Monathin> FUCK
[15:03] <@McFreeze> the kid can go to hell
[15:03] <mentholmoose> thank you beet
[15:03] <mentholmoose> lmao
[15:03] <mentholmoose> tenth round
[15:03] <@gingemidget> An entire month of tiebreakers at this point.
[15:03] <SmasherDynamo> Each team has played 18 extra games.
[15:04] <Monathin> whoever survives this deserves a banner
[15:04] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers finally break their streak, and they'll win 9-5 over the Thunderstorms!
[15:04] <mentholmoose> YES
[15:04] <Monathin> NO
[15:04] <@Beet> good
[15:04] <@McFreeze> bad
[15:04] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers with a chance to end this right here in Montreal!
[15:04] <Monathin> come on manatees
[15:05] <SmasherDynamo> But no! Manatees win 6-5!
[15:05] <mentholmoose> god damn it
[15:05] <@McFreeze> GET THEM MANATEES
[15:05] <Monathin> Manatees with a chance to tie it up?
[15:05] <SmasherDynamo> And now the Manatees have a chance to finally end this!
[15:05] <Monathin> or break the cycle rather?
[15:05] <Monathin> i'd be okay with a manatee win
[15:05] <Monathin> but I want the Thunderstorms
[15:05] <Monathin> because THE MACHINE
[15:06] <SmasherDynamo> Too bad, because the Thunderstorms win 4-3!
[15:06] <@McFreeze> the machine died once, it can die again
[15:06] <mentholmoose> lmao
[15:06] <mentholmoose> what on earth
[15:06] <mentholmoose> 10th round?
[15:06] <Monathin> 11th.
[15:06] <mentholmoose> oh, yeah
[15:06] <mentholmoose> god damn
[15:06] <Monathin> have we assembled the baseball triangle of doom
[15:06] <Monathin> no one team can beat the other
[15:06] <SmasherDynamo> Okay, okay, clearly, Final Countdown did not work.
[15:06] <@Beet> the three most evenly matched teams in Super League history
[15:06] <SmasherDynamo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZz3y6r-5H8
[15:07] <Zodiac5000> None of these teams want this
[15:07] <Monathin> come on thunders
[15:07] <Monathin> you can do it
[15:07] <Monathin> you have HIGH VOLTAGE
[15:08] <@McFreeze> no team has the requisite fat to win
[15:08] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees at Thunderstorms....
[15:08] <@McFreeze> no team but the manatees
[15:08] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms win 5-4!
[15:08] <Monathin> YES
[15:08] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms at OKC Bombers now...
[15:08] <SmasherDynamo> If the bombers can just lose here, then it's all over!
[15:08] <@McFreeze> die bombers
[15:08] <Monathin> you can do it thunders
[15:08] <@Pash> no
[15:09] <Monathin> DESTROY THE BOMBERS
[15:09] <@Pash> got bombers
[15:09] <Monathin> RELEASE THE MACHINE
[15:09] <SmasherDynamo> BOMBERS WIN 5-4!
[15:09] <Monathin> FUCK
[15:09] <mentholmoose> YES
[15:09] <@Pash> thank god
[15:09] <@Pash> dont let the pluder corps win the pickem
[15:09] <mentholmoose> just beat the manatees, please
[15:09] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers now with a chance....
[15:09] <mentholmoose> please
[15:09] <Monathin> come on manatees
[15:09] <@McFreeze> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lXWq3f01e2U&t=241
[15:09] <SmasherDynamo> And they will win....
[15:09] <SmasherDynamo> ANOTHER TIEBREAKER!
[15:09] <Monathin> MANATEES TOO STRONG
[15:09] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees win 3-0!
[15:09] <mentholmoose> fucking hell
[15:10] <Monathin> Tiebreaker Twelve
[15:10] <SmasherDynamo> How is this happening?
[15:10] <Monathin> I feel like we broke Mogul
[15:10] <SmasherDynamo> Just win two straight games!
[15:10] <SmasherDynamo> That's all!
[15:10] <SmasherDynamo> Just two!
[15:10] <SmasherDynamo> And it's all over.
[15:10] <@McFreeze> it's the home field advantage
[15:10] <@McFreeze> ahaha
[15:10] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers at THUNDERSTORMs
[15:10] <@McFreeze> miggy homered off of rivera again
[15:10] <Monathin> THUNDERS
[15:10] <Monathin> COME ONNN
[15:10] <SmasherDynamo> T.Hunders win 7-4!
[15:11] <@McFreeze> YES
[15:11] <Monathin> YES
[15:11] <mentholmoose> noo
[15:11] <mentholmoose> :smith:
[15:11] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers now in Montreal....
[15:11] <Monathin> manatees too strong
[15:11] <mentholmoose> ok
[15:11] <SmasherDynamo> And so the Thunderstorms have another chance to win this!
[15:11] <mentholmoose> go manatees again
[15:12] <Monathin> FINISH THIS THUNDER
[15:12] <Monathin> FINISH ITTTTT
[15:12] <SmasherDynamo> Pedro for the Manatees, Sutton for the Thunderstorms...
[15:12] <SmasherDynamo> Pedro wins! Manatees take the game 7-2!
[15:12] <SmasherDynamo> Your teams are all terrible and you should feel bad!
[15:12] <@Pash> lol
[15:12] <mentholmoose> good work
[15:12] <@gingemidget> This has been going on for 45 minutes now.
[15:12] <@McFreeze> just kill them all
[15:13] <@McFreeze> a cleansing fire
[15:13] <Zodiac5000> Or save all three
[15:13] <Monathin> thunders could have wrapped this up so many times by now
[15:13] <Zodiac5000> the marmosets die alone.
[15:13] <@McFreeze> OH MY
[15:13] <SmasherDynamo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qitn6FRc0oc
[15:13] <@McFreeze> RIVERA BLOWS ANOTHER SAVE
[15:13] <@McFreeze> V MART HOME RUN
[15:13] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms in OKC!
[15:14] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms beat the fuck out of the Bombers once again. 8-1!
[15:14] <@McFreeze> good
[15:14] <Monathin> excellent
[15:14] <SmasherDynamo> Clemens at Clemens for the Bombers/Manatees tilt!
[15:14] <Monathin> MANATEES GO
[15:14] <mentholmoose> clemens wins!
[15:14] <@McFreeze> I hope age 42 clemens is there
[15:15] <Monathin> The Ghost Of Roger Clemens
[15:15] <SmasherDynamo> Bombers win 10-9!
[15:15] <Monathin> shit
[15:15] <@McFreeze> death
[15:15] <Monathin> FINISH THIS THUNDERSTORMS
[15:16] <SmasherDynamo> And so the Thunderstorms, with another chance!
[15:16] <Monathin> THE MANATEES MUST DIE SO THE THUNDERS MAY LIVE ON
[15:16] <SmasherDynamo> Fergie Jenkins for the Manatees, representing the country of Canada and the Manatees in particular!
[15:16] <SmasherDynamo> Claude Osteen for the Thunderstorms!
[15:16] <@Pash> dont vote for the thunders! That is what the Pluder Corp Wants you to do!
[15:16] <SmasherDynamo> YOU ALL SUCK!
[15:16] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees win 3-1!
[15:16] <@Pash> lol
[15:16] <Monathin> hahahaha holy fuck
[15:17] <Monathin> TIEBREAKER: ROUND 14
[15:17] <mentholmoose> my thoughts exactly mon
[15:17] <Monathin> seriously though i think we've broken mogul
[15:17] <SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms, traveling to the hellscape of OKC!
[15:17] <Zodiac5000> How many rounds must go on before you acknowledge the Marmosets as the truly deserving team
[15:17] <Monathin> the Marmosets died alone
[15:17] <@McFreeze> how many people are injured now
[15:17] <SmasherDynamo> BOMBERS WIN 3-2!
[15:17] <mentholmoose> YES
[15:17] <mentholmoose> JUST BEAT THE FUCKING MANATEES
[15:18] <@McFreeze> DON'T DO IT
[15:18] <SmasherDynamo> The Deacon for the Bombers, Big Unit for the Manatees!
[15:18] <@Armitage> go jobbers
[15:18] <@Pash> This is the round
[15:18] <@Pash> someone win!
[15:18] <@Pash> JUST END THIS MADNESS
[15:18] <SmasherDynamo> MANATEES WIN 6-2!
[15:18] <@McFreeze> YES
[15:18] <@Pash> lol
[15:18] <mentholmoose> FUCKING HELL
[15:18] <@McFreeze> IT'S MANATEE TIME
[15:18] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees with a chance to end this!
[15:19] <Monathin> MANATEES OR THUNDER
[15:19] <@Pash> GO MANATEES!
[15:19] <SmasherDynamo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAS-pvQ06s4
[15:19] <mentholmoose> go thunderstorms!
[15:19] <SmasherDynamo> THUNDERSTORMS WIN 6-5!
[15:19] <Monathin> did it happen
[15:19] <mentholmoose> YES
[15:19] <Monathin> ROUND FIFTEEN
[15:19] <@Pash> god dammit
[15:19] <SmasherDynamo> XV!
[15:20] <Zodiac5000> This tiebreaker is disgusting
[15:20] <Zodiac5000> you are all miserable failures
[15:20] <Monathin> This tiebreaker is amazing
[15:20] <SmasherDynamo> Manatees at Thunderstorms....
[15:20] * Armitage sets mode: +ooo mentholmoose Monathin SmasherDynamo
[15:20] <@Monathin> THUNDER
[15:20] <@Pash> come on anyone other than the thunderstorms!
[15:20] <@Monathin> THUNDER
[15:20] <@SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms with a big 10-0 win!
[15:20] * Armitage sets mode: +o Zodiac5000
[15:20] <@Pash> ugh
[15:20] <@Monathin> YES
[15:20] <@Armitage> yay
[15:20] <@SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms can end this in OKC!
[15:20] <@Monathin> THIS IS THE THUNDER'S TIME
[15:20] <@Monathin> I CAN FEEL IT
[15:21] <@SmasherDynamo> Bombers win 5-4!
[15:21] <@Pash> YES!
[15:21] <@mentholmoose> lmao
[15:21] <@mentholmoose> good job
[15:21] <@Pash> GO BOMBERS!
[15:21] <@mentholmoose> just win another
[15:21] <@Monathin> GO MANATEES
[15:21] <@Pash> IF YOU WIN I STILL LEAD THE PICKEM!
[15:21] <@SmasherDynamo> Bombers in Montreal, with a chance to end this!
[15:21] <@McFreeze> hey bombers
[15:21] <@McFreeze> eat my turds
[15:21] <@SmasherDynamo> Manatees win 5-4!
[15:21] <@SmasherDynamo> FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
[15:21] <@mentholmoose> :smith:
[15:21] <@Monathin> :magical:
[15:22] <@SmasherDynamo> Tiebreaker 16
[15:22] <@McFreeze> at this point you have to start taking lead pipes to the players
[15:22] <@Pash> i was born on the 16th of a month
[15:22] <@Pash> this feels lucky
[15:22] <@SmasherDynamo> Let's see if we can't end this already, you fucking useless motherfucking fucks!
[15:22] <@Pash> time for anyone other than the T-Storms to win
[15:22] <@McFreeze> who will be
[15:22] <@McFreeze> the most mediocre
[15:22] <@Monathin> Thunders
[15:22] <@Monathin> coem on Thunders
[15:22] <@SmasherDynamo> Bombers beat Thunderstorms 5-1!
[15:22] <@Monathin> fuckkkk
[15:22] <@McFreeze> fuck you
[15:22] <@Pash> yes!
[15:23] <@SmasherDynamo> So, the Bombers could win this here!
[15:23] <@Monathin> MANATEES
[15:23] <@mentholmoose> they won't :smith:
[15:23] <@SmasherDynamo> Deacon at Big Unit again.
[15:23] <@Monathin> manateeees
[15:23] <@SmasherDynamo> Manatees win 5-4!
[15:24] <@SmasherDynamo> And now the Manatees have a chance!
[15:24] <@Pash> ugh
[15:24] <@Pash> go manatees!
[15:24] <@McFreeze> GET THAT SHIT
[15:24] <@Pash> GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
[15:24] <@Monathin> i will take a manatees win
[15:24] <@McFreeze> TAKE IT HOME
[15:24] <@Monathin> :smith:
[15:24] <@mentholmoose> this is seriously heart shattering
[15:24] <@McFreeze> you already have a team!
[15:24] <@McFreeze> stop being so greedy
[15:24] <@Monathin> don't support Marauder Imperialism
[15:24] <@Monathin> down with the Bombers
[15:24] <@mentholmoose> we're both from philly
[15:24] <@SmasherDynamo> This might surprise you, but the Thunderstorms won 7-3!
[15:24] <@mentholmoose> we're cool that way
[15:25] <@SmasherDynamo> So, seventeen!
[15:25] <@mentholmoose> haha lol
[15:25] <@Pash> ...
[15:25] <@Zodiac5000> Support the 'resurrect marmosets' fund today.  These teams have proven  completely incapalbe of doing their jobs.
[15:25] <@McFreeze> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8-4tjPxD8
[15:25] <@SmasherDynamo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXsmGSnq3lE
[15:25] <@McFreeze> it's true
[15:25] <@Pash> we could just do the entire round over again, maybe it will end differently
[15:25] <@McFreeze> the marmosets did die alone
[15:26] <@SmasherDynamo> Bombers beat Thunderstorms 4-2!
[15:26] <@Pash> a good start
[15:26] <@McFreeze> kill everyone
[15:26] <@mentholmoose> good
[15:26] <@SmasherDynamo> Manatees beat Bombers 7-6.
[15:26] <@McFreeze> YES
[15:26] <@mentholmoose> damn it
[15:26] <@Pash> and the madness continues
[15:26] <@Pash> or does it?
[15:26] <@Monathin> manatee madness
[15:26] <@Pash> go manatees!
[15:27] <@SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms beat Manatees 5-2.
[15:27] <@McFreeze> fuck
[15:27] <@Pash> ...
[15:27] <@mentholmoose> lmao
[15:27] <@Pash> 18!
[15:27] <@gingemidget> This tiebreaker can now legally drink in the UK.
[15:27] <@mentholmoose> seriously i think mogul might be broken
[15:27] <@McFreeze> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNF2KNcRm-U
[15:27] <@SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms back in OKC!
[15:27] <@SmasherDynamo> Bombers beat the Thunderstorms 10-4!
[15:28] <@McFreeze> shit
[15:28] <@Pash> lol
[15:28] <@SmasherDynamo> Manatees win 3-0!
[15:28] <@Pash> go manatees
[15:28] <@McFreeze> who did they beat
[15:28] <@SmasherDynamo> Bombers.
[15:28] <@McFreeze> of course
[15:28] <@SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms beat Manatees 4-1.
[15:29] <@McFreeze> why obama why
[15:29] <@mentholmoose> i legit believe you broke the engine
[15:29] <@Monathin> BY THE POWER OF NIKOLA TESLA
[15:29] <@Pash> endless repetition you can believe in?
[15:29] <@SmasherDynamo> Bombers win 1-0!
[15:29] <@Monathin> LET THE THUNDERSTORMS WIN
[15:29] <@mentholmoose> really?
[15:29] <@Pash> lol
[15:29] <@McFreeze> death to all bombers
[15:29] <@Monathin> ^
[15:29] <@SmasherDynamo> Manatees win 2-0!
[15:29] <@mentholmoose> manatees beat the bombers, thunderstorms beat the manatees
[15:29] <@Pash> lol
[15:30] <@Monathin> thunder versus bombers is the big one that can go either way
[15:30] <@SmasherDynamo> Yeah...uh...the Thunderstorms did beat the manatees.
[15:30] <@mentholmoose> huh, no shit
[15:30] <@Pash> 20?
[15:30] <@mentholmoose> let me guess the next round
[15:30] <@Pash> are we gonna put a limit on this somewhere and just start over?
[15:30] <@mentholmoose> bombers beat the thunderstorms, manatees beat the bombers, thunderstorms beat the manatees
[15:30] <@SmasherDynamo> Thunderstorms beat the Bombers!
[15:31] <@mentholmoose> welp
[15:31] <@Monathin> manatees beat the bombers
[15:31] <@SmasherDynamo> But then the Bombers beat the Manatees!
[15:31] <@Monathin> then either way
[15:31] <@Monathin> FUCK
[15:31] <@Monathin> COME ON THUNDER
[15:31] <@Monathin> WRAP IT UP
[15:31] <@SmasherDynamo> AND WE HAVE A WINNER!
[15:31] <@Monathin> THUNDER
[15:31] <@Monathin> THUNDER
[15:31] <@McFreeze> unbelievable
[15:31] <@Monathin> THUNDER
[15:32] <@Monathin> THUNDERSTORMS, HOOOOOOOOOOOO
[15:32] <@SmasherDynamo> After twenty tiebreakers, the Thunderstorms defeat the Manatees 8-3!
[15:32] <@McFreeze> well, it could have been worse
[15:32] <@Pash> well shit
[15:32] <@Pash> the plunder corps now leads the pickem
[15:32] <@mentholmoose> aw fuck :smith:
[15:32] <@Monathin> i believed in the machine
[15:32] <@Monathin> i believed in the machine until the end
[15:32] <@Monathin> :unsmith: