Defeats Grand Legend and clears SAO

"Well what is it Phil?" Giant Dad asks. Phil rushes at The Legend at high speed swinging his katana like a fucking retard. "Uhh, How am I supposed to use this?" Phil asks "You hit him with it you fucking retard!" Asuna screams at Phil. "Ohh... okay." Phil rushes at The Legend avoiding all his Black Flames. "Impossible! You can't escape my MLG strats!" Giant Dad screams. Phil land 10 hits on The legend, "Take this you ugly face motherfucker!" Phil shouts, slicing off the legends arm off. "Aughhhh! These memes are not enough!" I must increase them!" Giant Dad glows red and black, pushing Phil back. "NO! NO! I CAN'T CONTROL THIS! THIS LEVEL OF MEMERY IS OFF THE CHARTS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" Giant Dad grows large arms out of his back, slowly transforming into something sinister then a Father of the Giants. Suddenly the area gets dark and all the players regain control, "what the?... where'd he go?

A giant bootleg mario fused with Giant Dad appears, he was the size of a skyscraper.
"GRAND LEGEND" The monster screams. "Oh fuck me dude!" Phil readies his katana and rushes at the monster to attack. "Lets end this meme game!" Asuna screams as she attacks the Monsters hand, "FLEENTSTONES?" The monster pounds his fist on the ground, creating "shockwaves" knocking down other players. Phil climbs the Dad's back as everyone distracts it. "It's over, I'm done with this!" Phil climbs to the the monsters head and jumps into the air and swoops down, slicing it's head off, "UGHUAHGUAHGUGHUUAHGUHUGHUAGHUGAHGAUHGUHGAUHGAUHGAUGAH" The monster screams as it spews out blood and memes, "PHIL..." Phil takes a step back after landing the final blow on the meme man. "THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DIE... AND NEITHER DOES THE BLACK SWORDSMAN... HE'LL BE BACK..." The monster explodes spewing it's meme juices everywhere.

Suddenly Phil wakes up out of his coma. "Ughhhh...what... what happened?" Phil says as he closes his eyes, he's cleared SAO...