Timmy_'s ban (RIP trucks)

6:41 AM <@xPaw> did they fix that in community announcements, Timmy_?^
6:41 AM <+Timmy_> I don't think so
6:41 AM <+Timmy_> can try
6:41 AM <@xPaw> amazing
6:41 AM <+GranPC> http://puu.sh/9v5PN/6074fc377c.png
6:41 AM <+GranPC> get trucked
6:41 AM <+GranPC> oh god I think I can use img tags
6:41 AM <@xPaw> location.replace('http://steamcornmunity.com');
6:42 AM ⇐ frankyboy_ quit (~franky@ppp91-77-68-148.pppoe.mtu-net.ru) Remote host closed the connection
6:42 AM <+GranPC> I have an idea.
6:43 AM <+Timmy_> http://steamcommunity.com/games/227300/announcements/detail/1533766554663289295
6:43 AM <@xPaw> still best
6:43 AM <@johndrinkwater> tsk
6:43 AM <@xPaw> now redirect to xpaw.ru/fraud.html
6:43 AM <@xPaw> and link to acid :>
6:44 AM <@xPaw> well they haven't fixed unfiltered links in showcases either
6:44 AM <+Timmy_> k, changed
6:44 AM <@xPaw> Timmy_: now that's best
6:44 AM <+GranPC> oh my god yes
6:45 AM <+GranPC> nooo
6:45 AM <+GranPC> bad partner site
6:45 AM <+GranPC> http://puu.sh/9v6ao/5924799d95.png
6:45 AM <CornishPasty> lol
6:45 AM <@xPaw> can't you just make it a direct url
6:46 AM <@xPaw> to like imgur
6:46 AM <+GranPC> Found invalid image URLs (gfxproxy/gfx/apps/221910/extras/Screen%20Shot%202014-06-15%20at%2022.42.08.png?t=1402864983). Please only use image URLs to the Steam store. See the "Upload Custom Images" section on the Description tab for more info
6:46 AM <@Alram> omg Fisker clara from doctor who is in captain america 1
6:46 AM <@xPaw> try to bypass it, granpc!
6:46 AM <+GranPC> I'm on it
6:46 AM <@xPaw> by urls on steam store, does it mean {STEAM_APP_WOTEV} or simply http://store...
6:46 AM <+GranPC> {∫team_app_wotev}
6:46 AM <+GranPC> alse i already have it
6:47 AM <+GranPC> id'*
6:47 AM <+GranPC> whatever
6:47 AM <+Timmy_> yay, old WebKit in the Steam client can't display it properly https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/12898921/ss/2014-06/15.K9eB8A.png
6:47 AM <@xPaw> flexbox2stronk
6:48 AM <+GranPC> funny how it doesn't work though
6:48 AM <+GranPC> because that means they have at least two copies of the bbcode parser
6:48 AM <+GranPC> one that handles imgs properly
6:48 AM <+GranPC> and one that doesn't
6:48 AM <+Timmy_> works as expected!
6:48 AM <+GranPC> (there's no point in passing an argument $bParseImagesProperly)
6:49 AM <@xPaw> well, that parser part probably doesn't know about appid
6:49 AM <tehKitten> What is valve's internal opinion on steamdb and their activities
6:49 AM <@xPaw> "it's okay"
6:49 AM <+GranPC> wait what
6:49 AM <+GranPC> it worked anyways
6:49 AM <@Alram> as long as we dont leak hl3
6:49 AM <+GranPC> xPaw: you were right
6:49 AM <@johndrinkwater> <Gabe> c==8 xPaw
6:49 AM <+GranPC> doesnt require {steam_app_wotev}
6:49 AM <@xPaw> GranPC: gg
6:49 AM <+Timmy_> 10/10 would use for Valve's internal things again
6:49 AM <+GranPC> works with a direct url
6:50 AM <+GranPC> http://puu.sh/9v6xN/93bcffba25.png
6:50 AM <@xPaw> are you shipping it yet
6:50 AM <+GranPC> about to
6:50 AM <+GranPC> oh god
6:50 AM <@danharibo> so now you just need a gif that flashes "OS X 10 . 8"
6:50 AM <+GranPC> tempted to just use a gif
6:50 AM <+GranPC> cop siren gifs
6:50 AM <+GranPC> ahahah
6:50 AM <@xPaw> hahahah
6:50 AM <@xPaw> yes
6:50 AM <@xPaw> do it
6:50 AM <+GranPC> nah too much
6:51 AM <@xPaw> it's perfect tho
6:51 AM <@danharibo> too much? but think of how useable that would be
6:51 AM <+GranPC> i pressed the 'publish to public' button
6:51 AM <+GranPC> but it seems to be choking on it
6:51 AM <+GranPC> lol
6:51 AM <+Timmy_> choke on it, GranPC
6:51 AM <+Timmy_> c=)
6:51 AM <@xPaw> !eresult consistency
6:51 AM <+SteamDB> xPaw: Invalid EResult
6:51 AM <@Alram> aaaand steam goes down
6:52 AM <@Alram> gj GranPC
6:52 AM <+GranPC> lol
6:52 AM <+GranPC> god damnit
6:52 AM <+GranPC> it didn't actually upload the image anywhere
6:52 AM <+Timmy_> k https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/12898921/ss/2014-06/15.B10F0m.png
6:53 AM <@danharibo> it's a metaphor for how broken it is
6:53 AM <+GranPC> get fucked danharibo
6:53 AM <+GranPC> lol
6:53 AM <@xPaw> door.gif
6:53 AM <+Timmy_> macdoor.webm
6:53 AM <@danharibo> door.gif -> beachball.gif
6:54 AM <@xPaw> GranPC: can you actually publish with images on external domains
6:54 AM <+GranPC> doubt so
6:54 AM <+Timmy_> it's Valve, everything is possible
6:54 AM <@xPaw> try steamcommunity.com/linkfilter/http://urltoimg
6:54 AM <@danharibo> can you onload=""
6:54 AM <+GranPC> lol linkfilter
6:54 AM <+GranPC> it's beautiful
6:54 AM <+GranPC> http://puu.sh/9v6Yc/90388d09c8.png
6:54 AM <tehKitten> GranPC: may I add you on steam
6:55 AM <+GranPC> what for
6:55 AM <@xPaw> GranPC: make letters change colors
6:55 AM <+GranPC> do you not have enough with being able to communicate with me over freenode and email
6:55 AM <+Timmy_> for sucking your c=8
6:55 AM <tehKitten> because reasons
6:55 AM <+GranPC> Gran PC: hey chris
6:55 AM <+GranPC> Gran PC: http://puu.sh/9v6Yc/90388d09c8.png
6:55 AM <+GranPC> Gran PC: can I please please keep it
6:55 AM <+GranPC> Gran PC: I need this in my life
6:55 AM <+GranPC> ChrisK: How did you even do that
6:55 AM <+GranPC> Gran PC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQCYpIHLNQ
6:56 AM <@Alram> 10/10/10 out of 10
6:56 AM <+GranPC> ChrisK: I do a wide band html injection scrub on the whole vdf
6:56 AM <+GranPC> Gran PC: yeah, scrub-level
6:56 AM <+GranPC> Gran PC: that's how bad it is
6:56 AM <@xPaw> that's the silliest question ChrisK could ask
6:56 AM <+Timmy_> works as intended, (c) ChrisK 2013
6:56 AM <@xPaw> last 2 replies are 10/10
6:57 AM <@danharibo> <script>/10
6:57 AM <+GranPC> ChrisK: Oh god did you really use an img tag
6:57 AM <+GranPC> <magic.avi>
6:57 AM <@johndrinkwater> lol
6:57 AM <@danharibo> now he's gonna fix it and you'll keep getting support e-mails forever
6:58 AM <+GranPC> or maybe he'll give me an alternative
6:58 AM <+GranPC> <optimism>
6:58 AM <@danharibo> !prizepoodle
6:58 AM <KowBot> Current prize pool: USD 9,538,425.00, Tier 21 (A->Z Challenge Support) at: USD 9,600,000.00, Required: USD 61,575.00, GPM: USD 150.53
6:58 AM <@danharibo> wot
6:58 AM <+Timmy_> <img onload="location.replace('magic.avi')">
6:58 AM <@xPaw> GranPC: link him to http://steamcommunity.com/games/227300/announcements/detail/1533766554663289295 while you're at it
6:58 AM <@johndrinkwater> beg chris to get access to set the bloody os cap
6:58 AM <@xPaw> oh wait Timmy_ removed it :(
6:58 AM <+GranPC> it doesnt do anything
6:58 AM <+Timmy_> I can change it again
6:58 AM <+GranPC> do it
6:58 AM <@xPaw> do it
6:58 AM <+GranPC> wait
6:58 AM <+GranPC> can you make it like
6:58 AM <+GranPC> move all the elements on the page
6:58 AM <+GranPC> with a js snippet
6:58 AM <@xPaw> harlemshake.js
6:58 AM <+Timmy_> don
6:59 AM <+GranPC> Gran PC: also
6:59 AM <+GranPC> Gran PC: http://steamcommunity.com/games/227300/announcements/detail/1533766554663289295
6:59 AM <+GranPC> Gran PC: you should probably get that checked too
6:59 AM <+Timmy_> I already linked that to Chris before
6:59 AM <@danharibo> xpaw is hacking mµ computer
6:59 AM <@xPaw> Timmy_: https://gist.github.com/commadelimited/4958196 try this
closecommadelimited: Harlem Shake Bookmarklet deconstructed — 15 Feb 2013
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6:59 AM <+GranPC> oh my god
6:59 AM <+Timmy_> yeah
6:59 AM <+GranPC> timmy please
7:01 AM <@xPaw> please timmy
7:01 AM <@Alram> timmy please
7:01 AM <@xPaw> timmy pls
7:01 AM <+GranPC> i like how 'thomas was alone' appears in "more like this" for stanley parable
7:01 AM <+GranPC> Timmy_ was alone
7:01 AM <@xPaw> GranPC: make stanley was alone
7:02 AM <tehKitten> I think about any game would be more fun if there was a voice over from the stanley parable guy
7:02 AM <tehKitten> I love that voice over
7:02 AM <@xPaw> portal 2?
7:03 AM <tehKitten> ok perhaps not portal 2
7:03 AM <@xPaw> tsp announcer as a potato
7:07 AM <tehKitten> GranPC: I want to get the genuine/legit unachievable achievement but the internet tells me to cheat
7:08 AM <+Timmy_> harlem shake doesn't work for me, it tries to parse it as bbcode
7:08 AM <tehKitten> that makes me a sad kitten
7:08 AM <@xPaw> Timmy_: on what parts?
7:08 AM <+GranPC> tehKitten: it is possible fairly sure
7:08 AM <+GranPC> I don't know if I broke it in any path
7:08 AM <+GranPC> patch*
7:08 AM <+GranPC> last I checked it's still possible though
7:08 AM <tehKitten> yes but since people found how to cheat, fairly easily, nobody bothers looking for it for real
7:09 AM <@xPaw> gib.me/sam is all you need
7:09 AM <tehKitten> :(
7:09 AM <+GranPC> people are boring
7:09 AM <+GranPC> :(
7:10 AM <@xPaw> your game is boring
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7:10 AM <tehKitten> Could you please give me a direction so I can look for it
7:10 AM <+GranPC> far
7:11 AM <tehKitten> You mean it's at the museum?
7:11 AM <+GranPC> up
7:11 AM <tehKitten> At the top of the chairs in the museum?
7:12 AM <+GranPC> down
7:12 AM <@Alram> left
7:12 AM <@xPaw> right
7:12 AM <@danharibo> a
7:12 AM <@xPaw> b
7:12 AM <tehKitten> :(
7:12 AM <tehKitten> this is frustrating me
7:12 AM <+GranPC> sexually?
7:12 AM <tehKitten> almost
7:12 AM <@Alram> you are in luck
7:12 AM <@Alram> GranPC is gay
7:12 AM <+Timmy_> xPaw: probably because of the minifier
7:12 AM <+GranPC> we know!
7:12 AM <+Timmy_> because I can't have it on more lines because <br>
7:12 AM <+GranPC> http://imgay.4gran.org
7:12 AM <Tea> >4gran
7:13 AM <@xPaw> Timmy_: minify the js?
7:13 AM <+Timmy_> that's my awesome domain
7:13 AM <+Timmy_> that's what I did
7:13 AM <+Timmy_> but it has [u] there
7:13 AM <tehKitten> GranPC: any more you can give me?
7:13 AM <+GranPC> tehKitten: forwards
7:13 AM <@xPaw> where, Timmy_
7:13 AM <+Timmy_> and I'm lazy to change everything
7:13 AM <tehKitten> I can make you little cupcakes or something
7:13 AM <@xPaw> in the minified ver?
7:13 AM <tehKitten> buy you a beer when you're in the netherlands
7:14 AM <+Timmy_> for(u=0;u<o;u++){N(s[u])}
7:14 AM <+Timmy_> yeah
7:14 AM <tehKitten> I could even go as far as mail you a postcard on your birthday
7:14 AM <@xPaw> what crappy minifier did you use
7:14 AM <@xPaw> https://gist.github.com/xPaw/e729288d72de1266d13d try dis
closexPaw — 16 Jun 2014
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7:14 AM <+GranPC> tehKitten: i want a minified beer
7:15 AM <+Timmy_> http://steamcommunity.com/games/227300/announcements/detail/1280454197518422269
7:15 AM <+Timmy_> woo
7:15 AM <@xPaw> awwwwww yiss
7:15 AM <tehKitten> GranPC: I can make that happen
7:16 AM <+GranPC> http://arstechnica.com/security/2014/06/bitcoin-security-guarantee-shattered-by-anonymous-miner-with-51-network-power/
7:16 AM <+GranPC> this is good news for bitcoin
7:16 AM <+GranPC> ... wait, it isn't?
7:16 AM <+GranPC> damn
7:16 AM <@danharibo> !btc
7:16 AM <KowBot> Bitcoin: $572.10 ▲1.78%
7:16 AM <@danharibo> the market reacts
7:16 AM <+GranPC> do you have  ag raph
7:16 AM <tehKitten> give me tsp unachievable tip
7:17 AM <@johndrinkwater> brill
7:17 AM ⇐ Aoyagi quit (~opera@2a00:1028:96d8:4b7a:cd0a:eda0:720:202c) Read error: Connection reset by peer
7:17 AM <+GranPC> yeah i tell you
7:17 AM <+GranPC> good news for bitcion
7:17 AM <+GranPC> bitcoin*
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7:22 AM <Tea> give me btc tip
7:23 AM <@Alram> ohh my timmw
7:23 AM <@Alram> Timmy_,
7:23 AM <@Alram> this is the best thing
7:23 AM <+Timmy_> I think I'll keep it there
7:23 AM <+Timmy_> or add it to a new announcement
7:24 AM <@Alram> sounds good
7:24 AM <@xPaw> make it sshake more elements tho
7:24 AM <+Timmy_> 23:19 - ChrisK: anyway yeah, you can post HTML there. It's known.
7:24 AM <+Timmy_> jeez
7:24 AM <@xPaw> posting html != allowing you to execute whatever the fuck you want in js
7:25 AM <+Timmy_> Alram: change this https://raw.githubusercontent.com/moovweb/harlem_shaker/master/harlem-shake-script.js and I'll add it there
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7:25 AM <@Alram> change it to what
7:26 AM <+Timmy_> hahaha
7:26 AM <+Timmy_> click on the Share button on that announcement page
7:26 AM <+Timmy_> {LINK REMOVED - Please don't spam, and be wary of scams.}
7:26 AM <+Timmy_> change it so it shakes more elements
7:26 AM <+Timmy_> I'm too lazy
7:27 AM <@Alram> 2littlecare
7:27 AM <@Alram> 2muchcaptainamerica
7:27 AM <@xPaw> Timmy_: try to mess with MIN_ MAX_* defines at top
7:28 AM <@xPaw> Timmy_: remind him that you can grab sessionids, and execute evil stuff
7:28 AM <+GranPC> ChrisK: Yeah, we used to trust developers to post html in announcements
7:28 AM <+GranPC> ChrisK: that was a silly decision
7:28 AM <+GranPC> Gran PC: seems like you still do for now
7:28 AM <+GranPC> Gran PC: :P
7:28 AM <@danharibo> and that the person who made air control is on steam
7:28 AM <+GranPC> Gran PC: reminder: the people who made Air Control have access to the partner site too
7:28 AM <+GranPC> Gran PC: I'm just going to leave that there
7:29 AM <@johndrinkwater> srsly, buy him the poster: Trust No One
7:29 AM <+Timmy_> 23:28 - Timmy: So can I steal people's session IDs and I won't have any problem?
7:29 AM <+Timmy_> 23:29 - ChrisK: You'll find your game suddenly not for sale on steam
7:29 AM <+Timmy_> wat
7:29 AM <+Timmy_> that's a solution!
7:29 AM <@xPaw> first he says that devs can post htmls, but then threatens you
7:30 AM <@Alram> switch to gog
7:30 AM <@Alram> show em
7:30 AM <@danharibo> x_x
7:30 AM <+Timmy_> 23:30 - Timmy: Bad answer, good answer is "we'll fix it"
7:30 AM <+Timmy_> 23:30 - ChrisK: Never said I wasn't going to fix it
7:30 AM <+Timmy_> lol
7:31 AM <@johndrinkwater> all y’all should be less combative to poor Chris
7:31 AM <@Alram> i like chris :(
7:31 AM <+GranPC> yeah tbh you're being rude
7:31 AM <@danharibo> >I won't have any problem?
7:31 AM <@danharibo> well, he did answer your question
7:32 AM <@Alram> hail hydra
7:32 AM <+GranPC> lol
7:32 AM <+GranPC> comments everywhere on that announcement
7:32 AM <+GranPC> dude make it shake everything on the sake
7:32 AM <+GranPC> page*
7:32 AM <+GranPC> for fucks sake timmy
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7:35 AM <@xPaw> Timmy_: while you're complaining to chris, tell him about showcases: https://steamcommunity.com/id/xpaw
7:35 AM <+Timmy_> better now?
7:35 AM <+Timmy_> hey, it's Sunday
7:35 AM <+Timmy_> don't do that
7:35 AM <@danharibo> What's wrong with that xPaw ?
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7:35 AM <@xPaw> links are not linkfiltered and open inside the client
7:36 AM <+GranPC> timmy shake
7:36 AM <+GranPC> thanks Timmy_
7:36 AM <+GranPC> much betternow
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7:38 AM <@xPaw> Timmy_: that announcement is gonna spread like cancer
7:38 AM <+Timmy_> not sure if good or bad
7:38 AM <@xPaw> probably bad
7:38 AM <+GranPC> bring the cancer
7:38 AM <@Alram> probably means chris will have to fix it
7:38 AM <+Timmy_> 33 people on tha page
7:38 AM <@Alram> in a weekend
7:38 AM <@johndrinkwater> very bad.
7:38 AM <+Timmy_> that*
7:38 AM <+Timmy_> 40
7:39 AM <+GranPC> Timmy_: where do you see that?
7:39 AM <@johndrinkwater> give it a few then remove?
7:39 AM <@Alram> anal ytics
7:39 AM <+Timmy_> Google Asslytics
7:39 AM <+GranPC> since when do we have announcement anal ytics
7:39 AM <+Timmy_> you have hub anal
7:39 AM <+Timmy_> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/12898921/ss/2014-06/15.MX5uY0.png
7:41 AM <+Timmy_> 23:40 - greuben ♥: lol
7:41 AM <+Timmy_> 23:40 - greuben ♥: how
7:41 AM <+Timmy_> 23:41 - greuben ♥: did you do this
7:41 AM <+Timmy_> 23:41 - Timmy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQCYpIHLNQ
7:41 AM <+GranPC> hahahah
7:43 AM <+GranPC> Timmy_:
7:43 AM <+GranPC> you missed a chance
7:43 AM <+GranPC> you could have had trucks going up and down the site
7:43 AM <+GranPC> fucks sake Timmy_
7:45 AM <+Timmy_> 84 people on the announcement page
7:45 AM <Mustek> which page?
7:47 AM <+Timmy_> Mustek: http://steamcommunity.com/games/227300/announcements/detail/1280454197518422269
7:47 AM <@xPaw> http://store.steampowered.com/app/900351/ er
7:48 AM <+GranPC> oh god
7:48 AM <+GranPC> hardware sales are beginning
7:48 AM <+GranPC> xPaw: even if that's not the case
7:48 AM <+GranPC> let's claim that
7:48 AM <+GranPC> and see if kotaku see it
7:49 AM <@johndrinkwater> what
7:49 AM <+GranPC> https://twitter.com/granpc/status/478293119038136320

7:49 AM <+GranPC> rt
7:49 AM <@xPaw> DevinServer: you know what to do
7:49 AM <@johndrinkwater> oh christ, no wonder the Alienware Alpha PR went out, is that going to be sold in the steam summer sale do we think?
7:49 AM <@xPaw> http://store.steampowered.com/api/appdetails/?appids=900351
7:49 AM <@Alram> im hyped
7:49 AM <@johndrinkwater> I mean, it was obvious http://store.steampowered.com/hardware/alienware/
7:50 AM <+GranPC> imagine if it's actually a testapp
7:50 AM <+GranPC> :v
7:50 AM <@Alram> probably is
7:50 AM <+GranPC> well people I don't know at all are starting to RT me
7:50 AM <+GranPC> 2bad4valve
7:51 AM <@johndrinkwater> did gramps do it?
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7:53 AM <@xPaw> 900546 is the orange box
7:53 AM <@xPaw>  "website": "index.php?area=package&SubId=469&%output_params%"
7:54 AM <@xPaw> "name": "Ubisoft Now on Steam"
7:54 AM <@xPaw> "website": "index.php?area=game^AppId=15100"
7:54 AM <@xPaw> these apps are dirt old
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7:57 AM <@xPaw> inb4 Timmy_ gets bant
7:57 AM <Mustek> GranPC: Just let it goooooo
7:57 AM <Mustek> it's out in the world now
7:58 AM <@danharibo> this is why you need DevinServer as your fall guy
7:58 AM <@johndrinkwater> rename the bot to DevinsFault
7:58 AM <@xPaw> .com
7:58 AM <+GranPC> DevinPenis
7:59 AM <@johndrinkwater> > Play Tex Murphy: Under a Killing Moon with D…
7:59 AM <@johndrinkwater> srsly dialogue
7:59 AM <Mustek> how big is D?
7:59 AM <@johndrinkwater> long and wide
8:00 AM <@xPaw> they "fixed" <script>
8:00 AM <@xPaw> but the page looks even more broken now
8:00 AM <+GranPC> lol
8:00 AM <+Timmy_> yeah lol
8:00 AM <@xPaw> I think they simply strpped <script>
8:00 AM <+GranPC> look at the footer
8:00 AM <+GranPC> hahah
8:00 AM <@xPaw> <img onerror="javascript:alert('m8');">
8:01 AM <@xPaw> try this Timmy_
8:01 AM <@danharibo> omg lol Max got banned by a mod for why replying
8:01 AM <+GranPC> Timmy_: try it
8:01 AM <+GranPC> lol
8:01 AM <+GranPC> rip le maxime le bled
8:02 AM <+GranPC> Timmy_: <img onerror="javascript:alert('m8');">
8:02 AM <@Alram>    NiandraLadesShow Events permabanned MaxOfS2D.V2Show Events in /v/ and GTA V PC with the reason “Gimmick”
8:02 AM <@xPaw> Timmy_: fixed is a bold word
8:04 AM <+GranPC> img onerror
8:04 AM <+GranPC> not onload
8:04 AM <+GranPC> you suck tin
8:04 AM <+GranPC> Timmy_: *
8:05 AM <+GranPC> also
8:05 AM <+GranPC> isn't it without the javascript: actually?
8:05 AM <+Timmy_> er
8:05 AM <+Timmy_> yeah
8:05 AM <+Timmy_> hey, had a few beers, k?
8:05 AM <+GranPC> also <b onload
8:05 AM <+GranPC> lold hard
8:06 AM <+Timmy_> hm
8:06 AM <+GranPC> give it an invalid src
8:06 AM <+GranPC> img src="dick"
8:07 AM <+Timmy_> yeah, works
8:07 AM <+GranPC> lmao
8:07 AM <eisbehr> such hack
8:09 AM <+Timmy_> 00:01 - ChrisK: No, not fixed yet. I have half fixed code in a changelist but it's not done yet
8:10 AM <+GranPC> ChrisK: No. Timmy is just bad at reading and I am probably bad at writing. I had it half-fixed in a changelist already. I'll fix it monday
8:10 AM <+GranPC> 2bad Timmy_
8:10 AM <@xPaw> aka: go steal VoiDeD's shit
8:11 AM <@VoiDeD> already invalidated my cookies
8:11 AM <@VoiDeD> assholes
8:11 AM <+GranPC> ahaha
8:11 AM <@xPaw> don't login into steam then
8:11 AM <@xPaw> it's not safe
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8:13 AM <@Alram> i hope you feel bad for making chris work on sunday
8:13 AM <@xPaw> DF "fixed" it tho
8:14 AM <+GranPC> drunken f00l?
8:14 AM <+GranPC> Alram: chris didn't work on a sunday
8:14 AM <+GranPC> asked him lol
8:15 AM <+GranPC>  poor df though
8:15 AM <+GranPC> :(
8:15 AM <@xPaw> he probably str_replace('<script>', '', $output); //ezfix
8:15 AM <@Alram> poor df
8:15 AM <+GranPC> xPaw: LOL
8:15 AM <+GranPC> sad thing is that's probably the way he fixed it
8:15 AM <@xPaw> well it is
8:15 AM <@danharibo> bulletproof
8:15 AM <+GranPC> hey Timmy_
8:15 AM <+GranPC> can you try something
8:15 AM <+Timmy_> no pls
8:16 AM <+GranPC> :v
8:16 AM <+Timmy_> I don't want to be fired
8:16 AM <+GranPC> <script >
8:16 AM <+GranPC> instead of <script>
8:16 AM <+Timmy_> hahaha
8:16 AM <@xPaw> or try <script> on its own
8:16 AM <@Alram> lol
8:16 AM <@danharibo> you're not even being paid for this pen testing
8:16 AM <+GranPC> im gonna try that
8:16 AM <@danharibo> make tsp pages play narator clips
8:16 AM <+GranPC> oh god
8:16 AM <+Timmy_> >Unauthorized attempt to edit announcements
8:16 AM <@johndrinkwater> or a unicode space <script >
8:16 AM <+Timmy_> fuck
8:17 AM <eisbehr> lol
8:17 AM <@johndrinkwater> fired.
8:17 AM <+GranPC> Timmy_: wat
8:17 AM <+GranPC> seriously?
8:17 AM <@Alram> hahahahaha
8:17 AM <@Alram> classic
8:17 AM <+Timmy_> eh
8:17 AM <@xPaw> did you get your steamworks revoked
8:17 AM <@xPaw> access
8:17 AM <+Timmy_> yes
8:17 AM <+Timmy_> wtf
8:17 AM <+GranPC> wow
8:17 AM <@Alram> ahahahahahahaha
8:17 AM <eisbehr> XD
8:17 AM <@xPaw> gg
8:17 AM <+GranPC> hahah
8:17 AM <@Alram> poor timmy
8:18 AM <@xPaw> Drunken_F00l is rude
8:18 AM <@danharibo> rəkt
8:18 AM <+Timmy_> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/12898921/ss/2014-06/16.EIAesX.png
8:18 AM <+GranPC> reminds me of when DF got VAC'd
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8:18 AM <+GranPC> and he thought it was BS
8:18 AM <@Alram> unaffiliated/10
8:18 AM <+Timmy_> jesus fucking christ https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/12898921/ss/2014-06/16.Aukmbu.png
8:18 AM <+GranPC> holy shit
8:18 AM <@danharibo> wow
8:18 AM <Mustek> a year
8:18 AM <Mustek> nice
8:19 AM <+GranPC> Timmy_: next they'll disable the account entirely
8:19 AM <@Alram> its like devinwatson
8:19 AM <@Alram> but worse
8:19 AM <@danharibo> devinwatson is clearly a bad influence
8:19 AM <Mustek> rip trucks
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8:19 AM <@Alram> guess DF doesnt like harlem shakes
8:19 AM <+Timmy_> fucking seriously?
8:19 AM <+GranPC> Alram:
8:19 AM <+GranPC> i laughed so hard at that
8:19 AM <+GranPC> and i don't know why
8:19 AM <+GranPC> but i still am
8:20 AM <Mustek> do the harlem ban
8:20 AM <+GranPC> Timmy_: i wouldn't worry about it much
8:20 AM <@Alram> thats what happens when df works on a sunday i guess
8:20 AM <@Alram> good to know
8:20 AM <+GranPC> i announced hl3 and nothing happened
8:20 AM <+GranPC> well, nothing grave
8:20 AM <@danharibo> how do you know?
8:20 AM <@danharibo> you could have been replaced with a Valve puppet
8:20 AM <+GranPC> Alram:
8:20 AM <+GranPC> can you please kick danharibo
8:20 AM <@Alram> no
8:21 AM <@Alram> fuck you GranPC
8:21 AM <+GranPC> Alram:
8:21 AM <+GranPC> can you please kick Alram
8:21 AM <@johndrinkwater> arseholes: stop being arseholes for a minute
8:21 AM <+GranPC> hi
8:21 AM <@Alram> nobody is being arseholes
8:21 AM <@johndrinkwater> ur terrible judge
8:22 AM <@Alram> so are you
8:22 AM <@johndrinkwater> totes
8:22 AM <@danharibo> we will have to get an independent adjudicator
8:23 AM <@xPaw> oh wait
8:23 AM <@xPaw> you can add <iframe> too?
8:23 AM <+GranPC> yes
8:23 AM <+GranPC> that's actually intended
8:23 AM <@Alram> https://twitter.com/jwilliamson1121/status/478301799494217728

8:23 AM <@Alram> this guy
8:24 AM <jimmydorry> Timmy_: lol
8:24 AM <@danharibo> I wonder if there'll be a jimquisition about this
8:24 AM <eisbehr> would be fun
8:24 AM <eisbehr> knowing the "behind the scenes" is always fun :D
8:25 AM <@Alram> the ban will be gone next week Timmy_
8:25 AM <@Alram> DF just wants to make a point i guess
8:25 AM <+GranPC> yeah don't worry about it
8:25 AM <@Alram> not really enough reason there to keep you banned for a year :P
8:25 AM <eisbehr> paint being "don't force us to get our shit together"?
8:25 AM <eisbehr> *point
8:25 AM <jimmydorry> >_> They are usually pretty hardlined about bans
8:26 AM <+GranPC> imagine if Timmy_'s account got compromised
8:26 AM <+GranPC> because of, say the heartbleed exploit a month or so ago
8:26 AM <+GranPC> or the new openssl mitm
8:26 AM <@Alram> nah jimmydorry devin got unbanned too
8:26 AM <+GranPC> and then someone did this maliciously on a new announcement
8:26 AM <+GranPC> using his account
8:26 AM <+GranPC> wouldn't that have been worse
8:26 AM <@xPaw> compromise a dev account, post announcements with xss, ???, profit
8:26 AM <jimmydorry> what did devin do?
8:26 AM <@Alram> and devin doesnt have a game on steam :P
8:26 AM <+GranPC> than him using it
8:26 AM <@Alram> leak l4d3
8:26 AM <+GranPC> in ... that manner. just a fucking harlem shake
8:27 AM <+GranPC> fyi there's still ways to get the name from an unreleased appid
8:27 AM <+GranPC> i have reported them but i don't think they're fixed yet
8:27 AM <eisbehr> I think you should get yourself banned to get it fixed
8:27 AM <+GranPC> yeah that sounds like the only fucking way
8:27 AM <@xPaw> GranPC: wont get fixed until you leak something
8:27 AM <+GranPC> to stop people from leaking my games
8:27 AM <+GranPC> before they're released
8:27 AM <+GranPC> urgh
8:28 AM <+GranPC> this is what makes me title my games stupid shit
8:28 AM <+GranPC> like hl3 or l4d3
8:28 AM <+GranPC> (yes i do this, fite me)
8:28 AM <@johndrinkwater> you have multiple games in development? *tips polygon
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