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- > "SERVANT!!!"
- > The room shakes so badly, you think you may give birth to a baby frappe instead.
- "WHAT THE FUCK, L--"
- > A bat like pony appears in a cloud of black smoke.
- >"Yes, princess?"
- > Luna turns back to you, smiling sweetly.
- >"What wouldest thou like?"
- "Nah, I'm good."
- > A brief pause.
- >"Bring us a plate of fruits, veg-e-tables, and sweets."
- > "Yes, my princess."
- > You frown and remember Granny Smith practically shoving food down your gullet.
- > You shudder.
- > Wait a minute.
- "Say vegetable again."
- >"Veg-e-table."
- "Vegetable."
- >"Veg-e-table!"
- "VEGETABLE."
- >"Veggie Tales?"
- "GODDAMN IT, LUNA."
- > "Givith me a break, Anon! We do not comprehend all of the Equestrian language yet!"
- "English."
- >"...What?"
- "What?"
- > Bat pony returns with a large tray of food.
- > You didn't notice him leave in the first place.
- > Luna confiscates the goods.
- >"I thank thee, servant. "
- >"It has been my pleasure, Princess."
- > He bows and disappears again.
- > Luna scoots onto the bed, the tray levitating in front of her.
- > By sheer reflex, you clamp your hands over your mouth.
- > Luna gives you a confused look.
- > "I am not going to force you to eat."
- > She pops a strawberry into her mouth.
- >"We will wait."
- > Pfft.
- > You ain't eatin' none of--
- > She brings the tray into your field of vision.
- > Holy shit.
- > There's a fat ass piece of marble cheesecake smack in the middle of the tray calling your name.
- > Your stomach suddenly growls.
- > Traitorous bastard.
- > You grab the cake and unceremoniously begin stuffing your face.
- > She grins.
- >"It seems you WERE hungry"
- "Fmmmph yooo, Wuner"
- > You see a glimmer of mischief in her eyes.
- Meanwhile, in Ponyville...
- > Everyone(excluding Rainbow Dash) had met up back at the hospital doors.
- > "Did anyone see her?"
- > "Not me, Twilight! "
- >"I ain't found her. Girls as slippery as a snake."
- >"Oh dear, were we looking for somepony?"
- >"You weren't looking!?"
- > "Not really, Darling. I found a marvelous sale on satin, though!"
- > "And you didn't do anything, Fluttershy? "
- >"...I'm sorry..."
- >"GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!"
- > Everyone scatters to make way for the paramedics, but Rarity is run down by the stretcher.
- >"OH CELESTIA WHY!?"
- > One of the paramedics back track and drag Rarity in by her tail.
- >"Twahlight?"
- > "What now?"
- > "Where's Anon?"
- >"HE'S MISSING TOO!?"
- Back at the castle...
- > You're propped up with a pillow, stomach full and unable to move.
- >"Not hungry, he says."
- "I never said that ."
- >"Close enough. "
- > You yawn."
- "You know, Twilight and the other horses are going to wonder where I've been. "
- >"Do not worry about that right now, Anonymous. Go to sleep."
- "I'm not tired."
- > "Then we must make you tired."
- > What did she mean--
- > She lifts her tail, exposing her sex.
- > Oh shit
- > Time to get this hot monkey dick
- > You jump up, and whip out your cock.
- >"Oh my! You're much bigger than any other stallion I've had!"
- > You latch onto her plump ass and position yourself at her entrance.
- >"Be gentle, Anon! I'm a virgin!"
- > There's a disturbance in the Matrix.
- "Didn't you just say you've had other ponies? "
- > She turns around, livid.
- > Her back hoof cocks back and nails you right in between the eyes.
- > Your eyes pop open.
- > Luna is nowhere in the room.
- "SON OF A FUCK!"
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