Hobbit Lord of Mordor_ said: ↑

        I just noticed Cleve's new sig. I think he believes Enkidu was a Neanderthal and therefore sympathizes with him.

    I enjoyed your primitive childlike interpretation of the Epic, possibly the single oldest and most important piece of literature in existence other than the Bible.

    Unfortunately, it is time to vaporize your manboon doctrines.

    First, I can see you are no scholar in this regard or you would understand the leading controversies raging over the origin of the Epic.

    Statues of Enkidu not only predate those of Gilgamesh by thousands of years, but statues of Enkidu apparently predate Sumerian civilization itself. It would appear Enkidu has been a folk hero representing something wonderful to the common man for what could possibly be over 100,000+ years. A man clowning on the back of a bull appears in the Chevraux and South American Neanderthal paintings. Noteworthy that all these paintings always depict tranquil scenes of domesticated aurochs in repose, like you would expect of a race of herders who loved these animals. Picasso himself said all artwork is decadent compared to the handiwork of Neanderthals. It appears that Enkidu may have originated as a folk hero for a race of people who survived by animal domestication and herding. Other races that supplanted them then recalled this race in oral traditions through tales of the mighty Enkidu. Neanderthals left an impression even on those who genocided them as being a better breed of man.

    The true buzz amongst academics is that the "Epic of Gilgamesh" is a monumental piece of vanity publishing by the real king Gilgamesh, who got sick and tired of seeing the common people put Enkidu statues in their front lawns instead of him. Notice how the "Epic" starts out by bragging that Gilgamesh is a triple threat sexual stud. Lock up your daughters ladies, the old fart is on the prowl. Unfortunately, no heroic epic ever starts out celebrating the sexual prowess of it's protagonist other than this one. Instead, notice when Enkidu enters the Epic, all it can do is talk about his many virtues, his selflessness, his cosmic mind and superhuman strength and courage. You can just see King Gilgamesh leaning over the scribes saying "You know, keep that stuff in there about Enkidu, except he's my sidekick. But you know, keep the good things in about him. Just mention the size of my penis and sexual insatiability first. I want to give people a reason to read it, so keep Enkidu in there in a supporting role."

    Hobbit Lord of Mordor_ said: ↑

        When the two went head to head in unarmed combat, Gilgamesh won hands down

    The translation itself says Enkidu desired friendship more than victory over Gilgamesh. Eric Trinkhaus describes this as the self-effacing, humble nature of the Neanderthal towards his in-group and specifically says that the Neanderthals would have been a race of good losers and sportsmen who would not seize a chance to hurt the feelings of those they perceived as part of their tribe. Everybody else they crushed to the size of a shoebox but their friends they were only too happy to comport themselves modestly around. This was a big part of the secret of their incredibly eugenic society. If the ladies gave you the thumbs up, you instantly had the friendship of every other male in the tribe for life. If the ladies gave you the thumbs down, all the males brought you your gear and sent you on the long walk. Trinkhaus himself says there was little or no rivalry inside the tribe as is common to Homo Sapiens.

    Hobbit Lord of Mordor_ said: ↑

        Enkidu submitted to Gilgamesh and became his loyal servant

    Gilgamesh had been told by the Gods that they were more curious about Enkidu than they were him and encouraged him to bring Enkidu out of the woods where he lived so they could study him. The Gods apparently were not the least bit interested in Gilgamesh but they indicated that these people the Enkidu ("Enki's Mistake") were considered a possible threat to them. It was the Gods that told Gilgamesh that Enkidu was identical to Clark Kent - he could only be conquered through his love of a woman. They told him he must lure Enkidu out of the forest with love using the prostitute Tiamat or otherwise Enkidu would simply pull the arms and legs off any human who gave him a dirty look in his own domain. Joe Seigel when he was sued by Philip Wylie for Superman being based on his story "Gladiator" told the court he had in fact based his character on Enkidu in the Epic of Gilgamesh, a superhuman creature who was tame as a kitten in the presence of a woman.

    Hobbit Lord of Mordor_ said: ↑

        Enkidu was the one the Gods chose to die (he was expendable)

    Couldn't be more wrong. The Demon Humbaba told Enkidu he was the real reason they had sent Gilgamesh on his doomed quest. He specifically says "We see now that as we suspected you (and "your kind" according to some translations) are the most dangerous of all the creations of Enki. This Gilgamesh and his people would never have the courage to stand up to us but you Enkidu and your people are too dangerous for the gods to permit to exist." Out of the twelve tablets of the Epic of Gilgamesh, almost two full tablets are devoted to the Curse of Humbaba on Enkidu. I could do a line by line analysis to demonstrate to you beyond any question of a doubt this is an oral record of some kind of judgement passed by the ruling classes that all Neanderthals must be exterminated. Humbaba tells Enkidu death is too good for his kind, they want his kind to persist as an example to what happens to those who defy the gods. They say that all the Enkidu will be changed into living ghosts, genetic ghosts in the machine so they will never stop suffering. Humbaba said that to remind Enkidu of his curse, whenever he grows sad he will bleed from his nose. Apparently the writers of the Epic somehow knew something that was not theorized until the early 1980's - the Neanderthals were hematochromes who may have managed their blood iron levels by nosebleeds when they were under stress. Me and all other "asperger's sufferers" don't understand why when we are little we are cursed with these never ending nose bleeds all the time, in the middle of class, suddenly for no reason, whenever we feel down. Sapiens doctors just say, "It's because you talk like a fag." I read the Epic and I now know why. Humbaba said that Enkidu will thirst for death but not find it and whenever he is close to death the curse will fill him up with new strength. Bizarre. He also says that the day will come when Gilgamesh and all his kind will be mind-blanked (neuralized) so they will not recognize the Enkidu even when they are standing right in front of them. Humbaba correctly prophesied that the scene of their victory over him in the lush Cedar forest will someday be turned into a complete desert and no trace will be left of their amazing deed in defeating the most powerful guardian the gods have ever possessed. (Remember as always it was Enkidu that told Gilgamesh how and why they would be able to beat the "unbeatable" Humbaba.) After Enkidu hears that he can be spared all these terrible things in the curse if he simply tells his ass-puppet Gilgamesh to stay his sword, Enkidu pauses and says ... F*CK IT, THIS ASSHOLE TALKS TOO MUCH. LET'S KILL THIS BASTARD, 'G'. I JUST WANT TO TAKE THAT F*CKING SMUG LOOK OFF HIS FACE. They drop the smack on Humbaba even as the bitch is crying about the curse on Enkidu.

    Hobbit Lord of Mordor_ said: ↑

        Gilgamesh was the one who survived the Flood, and survived everything the Gods threw at him

    As the tablets say, because he was a worthy servant. The gods never described him as anything but a non-threatening bitch to them who made a good house n*gger to keep the boot on top of his own kind. It was Enkidu they were afraid of.

    Hobbit Lord of Mordor_ said: ↑

        I think it's understandable being an asperger to want to invent fairy tales and glorify your Neanderthal ancestors but this is just silly. The real story is completely different. The proper place of the Neanderthal is to be an obedient and useful companion, Sapiens are the real masters of the world, this is what the scriptures say.

    Again, the Epic is clearly vanity publishing post-genocidal revision. I could publish a similar work claiming the ovens at Auschwitz were used in baking classes for the inmates.

    The Neanderthals apparently started to bother people in high places when they became the Amud. Tribal sizes increased and there is evidence there was increasing communication between tribes and every day the Amud were less xenophobic, less timid and growing more outward looking. About the time they started to get other priorities, your kind appears in an army of millions in the southern tip of Europe, looking like a campaign of mercenaries hired to drive north and wipe them out. Convenient, especially because the Neanderthals had already survived what looks like some kind of super genetic virus designed to exterminate them which we have antibodies in our systems for to this day. Stupid melonheads trying to kill a Neanderthal with a germ. Germs fear Neanderthals, not the other way around. So the ruling classes said ... the only way we are ever going to exterminate these creatures is cave-by-cave right down to the last woman and child. Cave-by-cave.

    Around this time Lord Enki must have stood up and started his PowerPoint presentation on the whiteboard. "Gentlemen, we all know these creatures have been a thorn in our side since they escaped the labs but I think I've got something cooking up downstairs that will provide us with a final solution to the Neanderthal. Imagine a creature with a brain about the size of a walnut who is essentially a life support system for a pair of testicles. We can equip them with a simple spear with a head burned in a central fire at very cheap rates and they will be able to survive off carbohydrates, even grass if they need to. They have a throwing arm like Joe DiMaggio and have been taught to ambush and retreat, never engage in real combat. My friends, let us ask the question, how does one kill a race of supermen? One kills them by not fighting them. We will fill the air of Europe with spears from our army of carb-eating crotch squeezers and finally rid ourselves of this nuisance pest once and for all, leaving us the undisputed masters of this planet without opposition. Let's see a show of hands for those who support my plan."

    Oh and by the way, does this mean you are all now accepting the Aspergers/Neanderthal conclusion? Funny how you always seem to follow in our wake when it comes to understanding things but we never follow in yours. If I didn't know better I'd think you were all lite brand replicant people.

    :troll:"YOU Wouldn't Dare, BEEYOTCH! You Neanderthals will get pwned if you do this!!" (ancient artist's portrayal of Humbaba smugly warning Enkidu about the curse)

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So I'll bite.

A mythological folk hero reigns supreme for 100,000+ years amongst mankind as the greatest creature that ever lived. His statues are built everywhere by common people as a kind of grass roots movement with no central priesthood able to control or channel this pagan religion. We see places where the statues were overturned - we would expect by local priests who saw this "Paul Bunyan" figure as some kind of competition for their state-sponsored (yawn) usual baloney.

Then, during the reign of King Gilgamesh, a book is published (by King Gilgamesh and his scribes) that says that this mythical folk hero fell in gay love with King Gilgamesh and got his ass handed to him by King Gilgamesh, who apparently trained for this great battle by raping virgins on their wedding nights and drinking a lot. Right around this time, it looks like state-subsidized statues of King Gilgamesh are constructed all over the place, probably with tax revenues collected during the reign of King Gilgamesh. The inscriptions on some of them say essentially, "I, King Gilgamesh, am the most awesome dude who ever lived. I mean, like, ever."

You be the judge.

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L'ennui said: ↑

    Fascinating.

    So what do you propose all Neanderthals do, Mr. Blakemore? Planet is firmly in sapiens' hands, yet there are surely avenues of possible cohabitation, should there be a Neanderthal revival.

    Do you believe that such a revival can ever take place, and if so, that a peace can be established for all?

    Genuine questions.

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The extinction program was just as big a failure as the genetically engineered virus. Silly melonheads, don't you know the curse of Humbaba turned Enkidu into a living ghost? It's like Ghostrider getting his contract from Beezlebub. Should've never put him behind the handlebars of his hog.

Probably told stupid rhesus monkey army not to take any war captives of the women. They took between 75,000 and 150,000 captives from the Amud as sex slaves around 38,000 years ago, right around the time that "Homo Sapiens" suddenly took off and got an extra 600cc of brain mass.

The majority of these females died giving birth due to a problem with RH- pregnancies by rhesus rape monkeys I can't be bothered to explain here. This is how parts of the female mitochrondria ended up on the male chromosomes, because the rape monkeys turned around and were probably raping their own daughters.

Dumbass melonheads tried to save money by creating low budget ass monkey army but they could not follow instructions. "You are not to take the women as captives."

You know anything involving Homo Sapiens it will be all about cannibalism and tasteful rape.

So just think about this ...

Brain size decreasing for the past 20,000 years. Every single civilization cycle getting shorter as ass monkey's artificially induced brain size increase vanishes. Think of the Sumerian, Pharaonic, Greco-Roman, Hapsburg, British, American empires. Smaller and smaller, empires last shorter and shorter time frames within the artificial climate of the Holocene. We all know the way sexuality works amongst Homo Sapiens that you get sh*t product and then plug that sh*t back into the next generation and so forth. Always worst element with shrinking brain, Saps females love'em the dumber and more confused they are.

Holocene ends for tropical ass monkey and it is back to Neanderthal weather. What genes do you think will float to the top?

Over the longer aspect, Sapiens, looks like it is us hitching a ride on you, not the other way around. Silly melonheads should know you can't kill Neanderthal. Most superior organism that ever existed on this little world. Sneaks into gene pool as living ghost, rides out Holocene and extinction of tropical ass monkey slave army, now Neanderthals reappear again during colder climate as the cream genetics floats to the top.

Ass monkey slaves and melonheads no more, Neanderthals as usual just laughing. Enkidu's children curse broken, no more ghost. Remember, always bet on the Neanderthal for the win. Oh and Saps did have some useful genetic qualities, we'll take those with us and pick up where we left off, thanks for helping improve our gene pool after we spade you under.

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Gilgamesh was house n*gger for the "gods" or as correctly translated "the unchallenged ones" who ruled over the ancient world. They regarded Gilgamesh as one of their favorite step'n'fetchits for dropping the boom on his own kind.

Gilgamesh gets to rape the female slaves while keeping their men busy working on infrastructure projects for his masters as one of the perks of his job :

"The story begins by introducing Gilgamesh, king of Uruk. Gilgamesh, two-thirds god and one-third man, is oppressing his people, who are crying out to the gods for help. For the young women of Uruk this oppression takes the form of a droit de seigneur - or "lord's right" - to sleep with newly married brides on their wedding night. For the young men (the tablet is damaged at this point) it is conjectured that Gilgamesh is exhausting them through games, tests of strength, or perhaps forced labour on building projects." (the last is generally agreed upon by academics, the first two are conjecture.)

Note again and again that the "gods" are described as physical, touchable, seeable entities who simply occupy the upper crust of the society as it's masters. The whole translation of the "gods" in Sumerian cuneiform is widely disputed by many who claim it is extremely misleading in that it indicates these beings were not exactly like people but part of an upper class elite. The better translation in modern language is "people that nobody dared to disobey because they dominated everyone else." Notice the"gods" are all capable of drinking, eating, having sex with their human slaves, bragging, fighting, getting embarrassed, engaging in subterfuges, losing their tempers over petty sh*t and are identical to humans in every way except they are "unchallenged."

Why are they "unchallenged?" Well, guessing from their remains left all over the planet, including some of them actually sticking up out of the ground in tombs in South America, maybe because they average 7 feet tall, have 2200cc brains, often wear helmets or crowns that make them look even taller and they surround themselves with superhuman bodyguards they call "The Watchers" or "Neanderthals who were sent on the long walk" or "those cast down from the heights (like the cliffs where Neanderthals lived in the mountains)" or "The Nephilim" which means "Rejected by their own kind" in Hebrew. To make their guards look even scarier, they often wear helmets shaped like animal heads, like crocodiles or hyenas and they tell the slaves that the Nephilim are undefeatable because they are part demon.

In some Sumerian literature these "gods" are also described as "those who prefer not to be named," also implying these people sort of creep around in the background of a society, perhaps changing their appearance and names frequently so as not to be understood except by their intermediaries. They like to rule from the shadows and their house n*ggers like Gilgamesh (the ancient world's version of George Bush) get lots of benefits if they step lively and do as they are told.

Lord Enki, the architect who designed each of these various slave races, designed each of their bitch species to serve a purpose in their monolithic construction projects.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enki

He only ever made one mistake in the lab. He created a super powered super intelligent creature called "Enki's mistake" or "Enkidu" around the same time he created these other races. This mistake escaped into the wild and proved impossible for the gods to control. Although all the other slave races made by Enki were submissive to command words by Enki and some kind of creepy suggestive Jedi mind-tricks, only the Enkidu were completely immune to command and this scared the other gods who castigated Enki for his mistake. They commissioned him to figure out a way to solve the problem of the super powered crazy rodeo clown super geniuses who lived at high altitudes and loved animals.

Notice that Enki is nearly indistinguishable from Oannes, the inventor/scientist/life engineer who comes from his secret lab on the bottom of the sea, which is also the final destination of Gilgamesh in his quest for the secret of immortality. It is said that the gods keep all their tech in undersea labs or subterranean strongholds where it is impossible for any slave to reach unless he has diving apparatus and fish scale armor like that depicted on Enki and Oannes in many motifs. These armored scuba suits are always in fact depicted as helmets with waterproof seals that slide forwards and backwards over the head on command to give the appearance of fish when worn.

"The gods knew their slaves could not breathe in water as they did and therefore placed all their secrets at great depths."

Gilgamesh actually made it to one of these underground seabed farms where the seed of immortality is grown, but upon surfacing he was seduced by some serpent like creature who waved his hand over his eyes and told him to "sleep" like the Nosferatu in DARK CITY, after which he took the seed out of Gilgamesh's hands. Can't have house n*ggers running around with sh*t like that.

Although most academics won't commit to it publicly for fear of ending out on their ass and losing their tenure, there is widespread recognition that the real King Gilgamesh wrote himself into an ancient oral story about Enkidu which he had nothing to do with.

It was Enkidu who killed Humbaba all by himself. That's why when they plagiarized the work they kept two whole tablets of the ancient curse on Enkidu. Why is Gilgamesh scarcely mentioned by Humbaba even though they are both standing over him and why is he begging Enkidu for his life instead of Gilgamesh who is said to have the sword? Why does Humbaba say it is Enkidu who will pay for defying the gods, Enkidu who has had the gall to kill their guardian, Enkidu who will not obey his masters?

It was Enkidu who dived to the bottom of the sea and stole the seed of immortality.

It was Enkidu who survived the flood and the burning ash from the sky. It was Enkidu who was the strongest, most powerful and dangerous creature ever created. (Quoting Humbaba)

It was Enkidu. Gilgamesh is some vain old lech who wrote himself into this story many tens or even hundreds of thousands of years later. Gilgamesh was Jacob (Hebrew for "someone who takes credit for something he did not do") and not Esau (Hebrew for "Strong man of action, doer of deeds" and "A guy you don't want to f*ck with")

Lord Enki tells his fellow "gods" that he is planning to construct several slave races that will alleviate their labor so they will no longer have to work and these new races will avoid the mutiny and civil unrest common to their existing slave workers.

“Let us create a drone, a primitive worker, the hardship to take over, let the Being the toil of the 'gods' carry on his back. The Being that we need, it already exists. All that we have to do is put on it the mark of our essence [genes], thereby a drone, a Primitive Worker, shall be created. All we need to is to weaken it, scale it down do that it will not challenge us and will be subject to our will.”

Enki has enormous success at creating each of these slack-jawed, vacant eyed slave species, identical to the sorts of people you see in the bleachers in professional wrestling arenas. There is however one mistake and this mistake gets away into the wild, or as the translation goes "slips into the forests and cannot be tracked where it makes it's home." This sounds to me like the Neanderthals climbed to the high plateaus where they lived and were too much of a nuisance to chase up there. Lots of work to be done in the urban centers and it is not cost-efficient to send some animal control unit out to recapture these crazy lab monkeys that Enki lost control of. Besides they are crazy, nobody expects any harm will come of them. It's just a small hitch in an otherwise very successful ass monkey breeding program.

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Stalin Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator said: ↑

    I wouldn't go around calling the gods 'the gods,' bro. Seems like a good way to get yourself struck by lightning.

    Also, I remember reading in Jung or something that water in myth tends to represent the unconsciousness, and trips under a water a alteration in consciousness.

    Following this idea, Gilgamesh's trip to the sea bed to gain the weed of immortality likely means finding some potential inside himself, not a literal submarine journey.

You missed the whole point of every single one of my posts to this thread. The "gods" in these legends are not "gods" at all even in the original translations. There is nothing godlike about them. You seemed to have overlooked the whole point of my posts here, in fact. Reading comprehension. Go back and read the posts again. Do you mean water like out of the toilet?

The Oannes (also Ea/Dagon/Enki) mythology is the single most universal ancient legend in human history. It appears in completely different geographic locations on opposite sides of the world and the details are so amazingly identical that there is no possible way for it to be coincidence or simply the workings of unconscious imagery.

A human calling himself a messenger emerges from the sea in glittering scaled armor with weird pipes hanging off it. He may be called a "god" but he has a legs, arms, fingers and toes like the rest of us. He has a large cone on his head which is a helmet that flips back with a watertight seal. When this helmet comes forward it has air inside it which he breathes when he is submerged. In some myths he has flippers on his feet/hands, in others his lower half is that of a fish but this is apparently something he can take off to walk on land. In almost all of these myths, similar entities to Oannes are sighted but most of the time they do not come in from the ocean as he does.

People all over the world claim that this "god" from the sea taught them astronomy, mathematics, agriculture, architecture, metallurgy and all the other sciences we associate with civilization and humans who do not live hand-to-mouth. In some myths he stays for only a few days, some he returns each night to the ocean, in others he stays for many, many years and then returns to the sea. When he comes out or goes into the water, he has to put his helmet on first. His body armor is scaled to resemble that of a fish and glitters like diamonds. In some stone carvings it appears he has some kind of heads-up digital display on the inside of the helmet with all these strange symbols on it.

Where should I begin? He appeared to the Greeks, the Egyptians, the Mayans, the Indies, the Etrurians, the Aztecs, the Babylonians, the Cherokee, basically anybody that had a beach on the entire planet.

In some myths like that of Enki and Enlil, we learn that this fish/sea "god" claims he creates life in his underwater lab and trials it on shore to see if it works right. He even explains that the ocean is a rich trove of biological starter materials to build interesting creatures from.

Do you ever wonder why the Pope wears a giant cone on his head? This is regalia from the ancient cult of Oannes. The cultists just changed product branding and became the Catholics. They didn't even bother to go out and buy new uniforms they're such cheap bastards. The Byzantine priesthood of Oannes just changed some lettering on their signs out front and kept the cones they wore as part of their rituals. That is some incredibly cheap religious marketing you don't even bother with new hats when you switch to new faiths. The next guy who walked into one of their temples they cried out, "Welcome to the holy shrine of Oann .... er ... I mean Jesus Christ." Do you know the fish symbol that is associated with Christ breaking bread on the seashore? Don't get me started. The Catholics had that existing fish symbol chiseled into the walls of their Oannic shrines and they just told newbs " ... er ... that's because Jesus distributed loaves and fishes! Also, we don't have the money to renovate since we switched to Christianity! We need a Kickstarter before we can alter our decorum!"

By the way, why would you need a cone shaped helmet, anyway? Because you're a f*cking melonhead, of course. You skull extends back and up to hold the increased brain mass so it rests on your shoulders over your center of gravity.

Meanwhile you're quoting Jung. Dude, you remind me of Bill Murray in WHAT ABOUT BOB at the end when he is strapped with explosives. "Wait, are these sticks of dynamite a metaphor for my own fears? Does this ticking clock represent my own mortality?"

No, dude, that's dynamite and a ticking clock. Period.

Sometimes a man in a fish suit is just a man in a fish suit.

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Oh, and I'll demonstrate why I'm a million light years ahead of everybody on this planet on the subject of my ancestors :

http://www.niu.edu/PubAffairs/presskits/carnivore/release.html

This is a common conclusion and it's all wrong.

The facts say it is wrong.

The bones say it is wrong.

The teeth say it is wrong.

The genes and their incidence and spread in the gene pool say it is wrong.

The distribution of herding animals and migration patterns say it is wrong.

I see these guys clustered down around IQs of 110-150 and they are all concentrating really hard and beads of sweat are dripping off their noses. What is really hard for them is really easy for me.

They know these conclusions are wrong but they have to offer something. You won't keep tenure for long if you go around saying "We don't know. The truth is that there are a lot of things about Neanderthals that just don't make any sense and we cannot seem to explain why."

Academics know they can never say they don't even know what they don't know. So instead, they make up conclusions like the one above.

I can knock them all over like tenpins in a bowling lane, demolish their entire paradigm and sweep them off the intellectual board with a few sentences.

I can explain all these phenomena in a single paragraph and it is a consistent, viable theory that solves every single problem above these academics are desperately trying to conceal so they don't sound stupid.

In all fairness, I did get a little help in this regard from a visitor at Vault-Co. He handed me the ball and I have run with it and spiked it in the endzone.

I know all the answers to everything about Neanderthals. I mean, everything.

The Neanderthals were not hunters or big game predators. That's ridiculous. Many of them died with perfect teeth without wearmarks that would be impossible from a lifetime chewing meat.

So how on earth did they get that buffed if they didn't eat meat? It's impossible, right? Gigantic bodybuilder muscle covering every inch of their frame?

So how did I get so buffed in 1992 and gain 70 lbs of muscle overnight when I touched no meat whatsoever? Where did I get all that protein from?

Say what? What the hell is Cleve on about now?

Wait, if they show little signs of seasonal migration and years of stationary camps, how in the hell did they catch all that game? What, did the mammoths run into their camps and throw themselves on the barbecue? Of course, pre-chewed soft mammoth meat that would require almost no chewing to digest.

See how crazy the mainstream explanations are? They make absolutely no sense of any kind.

My explanation does make sense. In fact, it solves every single question you could possibly pose about the Neanderthal diet.

Remember, they only got the lactose gene around 250,000 years ago. Of course they got it, but what had they been doing for 800,000 years prior? How could they have been primarily herders without the lactose gene?

I know the answer. Milk doesn't always require lactose to digest. It has other forms.

It explains everything about the Neanderthal. It explains why they are found where they are found and why they lived where they did and why they lived as they did. It also explains how they lived the lives of crazy bohemian artists with food and resources to spare for months or years at a time with hardly any work.

Imagine the mainstream orthodoxy having the answer to these questions right under their noses for 150 years and never reaching the correct conclusions like I have. It's so simple, a child could have figured it out.

*The Neanderthals were cheese eaters.*