ELDER TANRIS:
The most important time of a
Babelonian's life
Is his mission.
A chance to go out
And let the world burn,
That's my mission.
Soon I'll be off in a different place,
Killing regardless of race.
I know my mission will be
Something incredible!

VOICE:
Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called.  ELDER EARIONDUIL!

ELDER EARIONDUIL:
Yes Sir!

BABEL:
Your mission brother will be.... Elder Dunn!

ELDER DUNN:
That- That's me!  Hey brother!

BABEL:
And your mission location will be... Eleusis!

ELDER DUNN:
Oh wow, Eleusis!

ELDER EARIONDUIL:
Land of trees... and green!

ALL:
Hoo wah!
Hey ya!
Shoo wah!
Zadup WOW!

ELDER DUNN and ELDER EARIONDUIL:
Two by two,
We're raiding city to city
Cause we've grown bored,
And we take no pity!
Arties donned, with earrings we set forth!
We are the army of the Bastion of
the North!

ALL:
...Of Oblivion and such!

Two by two,
And today we'll raid
Gonna double lust some newbies
And empress them away
We're gonna fight to win
And we never show remorse
We are the army of the Bastion
Of the North!
... Of Oblivion and such!

BABEL:
Elder Mizik and Elder Sohl!

ELDER SOHL:
I'll bloodleech for your brokenstar!

BABEL:
Your location will be... Cyrene!

ELDER Mizik:
Cyrene!  Land of Hugs and Blue!

ELDER MIZIK and ELDER SOHL:
Two by two
I guess we'll astralform in
We're off to bash
And we'll certainly win!

ELDER MIZIK:
Peace has a hold of Cyrene!

ELDER SOHL:
We better quickly burn some dwarves!

ELDER SOHL and ELDER MIZIK:
We are the soldiers of the army
Of the North

ALL:
Of Oblivion and such!

BABEL:
Elder Akia and Elder Jarrod!  You will
Be serving in.... Mhaldor!

ELDER AKIA:
Ooh!  Mhaldor!?

ELDER JARROD:
Land of frowns!

ELDER AKIA:
And dormant Patrons!

BABEL:
Elder Terra and Elder Lianca!

ELDER TANRIS:
Chaotic Father,
Where will I take my destruction?

ELDERS:
His destruction...

ELDER TANRIS:
Will it be Delos,
Or the Druid House hall for my destruction?

ELDERS:
My destruction...

ELDER TANRIS:
It could be shrines all far away,
A forest way off plane
But I pray I'm sent
To my favorite place...
SHALLAM!

ELDERS:
Shallam...

ELDER TANRIS:
I love you,

ELDER TANRIS and ELDERS:
Shallam!

ELDER PRICE:
Free kills and xp! And

ELDER PRICE and ELDERS:
Bloodsworn
Come at me!

BABEL:
Elder Tanris!

ELDER TANRIS:
Yes my Lord!

BABEL:
Your brother will be... Elder Cezil!

ELDER CEZIL:
THAT'S ME!  THAT'S ME!  Hello!

ELDER TANRIS:
Oh, hi!

BABEL:
And your mission location is.... HASHAN!

ELDER TANRIS:
...Hashan?

ELDER CEZIL:
HASHAN!  COOL!  WHERE IS THAT...?!

BABEL:
NORTHERN ITHMIA!

ELDER CEZIL:
OH BOY!  Like Moghedu!

ALL:
Two by two,
And now it's steam we blow!
First we touch the universe,
Now we can maim our foes!
Our runes are freshly etched,
And they'll fight, oh they've been forced!
We are the army of the Bastion
Of the...
NORTH!

Two by two,
Obvious victory!
We have the most people
As you can see!
We'll truename everyone
Until their whinings run its course!
That is the beauty of...
The essence of...
The purpose of-
The mission of-
The soldiers of-
The army of the Bastion
Of the North
...of Oblivion and such!