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- >The alarm goes all like "BLAR BLAR BLAR"
- >Double dragon punch the shit of it.
- >Jump out of bed revealing your nude body.
- >Fluttershy bursts through your wall.
- >"I smell exposed dick!"
- >She gets into a charging stance.
- >Pull out your red cape and curly stache.
- "O'le"
- >Yellow Molesto charges you.
- >Side step and reveal a 2 ton anvil behind the cape.
- >Crouching yellow hidden rapist charged to fast and couldn't react in time.
- >Her stupid horse face slams right into the metal.
- >She stammers around the room, while little Anon's dance around her head.
- >She regains her composure.
- >Determination for the meat that swings between your legs increases.
- >She charges.
- "WAIT!"
- >Fluttershy stops mid-charge.
- >Walk over to your bitchin' stereo system.
- >Her eyes follow you.
- >Pull out a CD that says 'Now That's What I Call $hit™'
- "It's a mix tape my friend Craig gave me."
- >"Cool."
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiy9YB1coMw
- "Well that's not it."
- >Skip to next song.
- >http://youtu.be/tvtJPs8IDgU?t=19s
- "Fuckin' shit."
- >http://youtu.be/zUtnwcv-quE?t=29s
- "WHAT THE HELL CRAIG!"
- >Grab the CD out and throw it against the wall.
- >"Hey man, two of those three songs were good."
- "....Yeah, they were."
- >"Still wanna fight?"
- "I guess."
- >Both of you get back into stance.
- >She charges at you.
- >Luckily you have a secret weapon.
- >Pull out an unnecessarily large tub of spinach.
- >Quickly consume all leafy goodness.
- >Power surges through you to your dangle.
- >Your penis flexes.
- "Epp epp epp."
- >Reel back your penis.
- >This entire time Fluttershy has been charging at you.
- "I hope you like....Penis Ball."
- >Smash the charging rapist with your salami stick.
- >She sails through the air.
- >"I'll get that winky in my kitchen sinky one dayyyyyy." She yells as her voice get quieter as she sails through the sky.
- __________________________________
- "And that kids, is how I met your mother."
- >"Fucking bad end."
- >"Yeah fuck you Dad. I wish I had two moms instead of you."
- "What if your mother didn't die in that horrible donkey sex act we tried to do and heard you say that?"
- >Both children hang their heads in shame.
- "Now go to bed."
- >They sulk up the stairs.
- >Put on your lipstick.
- "I just wanna be pretty again."
- END
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