You rummage through an ocean-hued armor bag covered in beaded ocean scenes and see a purple enameled button labeled "Shard Empath", a pierced ivory fan dangling an amethyst jadice flower charm, a carved horn fan enameled with twining nightshade flowers, a white clay jar, a green clay jar, a red clay jar, a yellow clay jar, a black clay jar, a gleaming bronze badge embossed with "Be glad I'm not a twin!", a polished bronze badge embossed with "I'm not weird, I'm gifted", a tarnished bronze badge carved with "He who hesitates is...umm", a gleaming copper badge engraved with "The beatings will continue until morale improves!", a gleaming copper badge engraved with "The beatings will continue until morale improves!", a bent silver badge painted with "Why do the weirdos always sit next to me?", a cracked steel badge embossed with "Yes, dear...", a gleaming brass badge etched with "Fear the bunnies!", a brushed gold badge etched with "Please tell me that's a mask", a polished steel badge painted with "If zombies eat brains, you're completely safe!", a bent silver badge stamped with "Cross my heart and hope you die!", a brushed gold badge embossed with "Don't get mad, get even!", a brushed copper badge engraved with "It's always the quiet ones!", a burnished brass badge painted with "If I throw a stick, will you leave?", a cracked gold badge etched with "I still miss my ex but my aim is improving!", a gleaming steel badge stamped with "I like you!  I'll kill you last", a tarnished brass badge carved with "No whining allowed!", a polished gold badge stamped with "Anti-Everything!", a brushed silver badge painted with "And your problem is...?", a blackened steel badge etched with "Beyond Help", a gleaming copper badge engraved with "The beatings will continue until morale improves!", a gleaming copper badge engraved with "The beatings will continue until morale improves!", a gleaming bronze badge embossed with "Be glad I'm not a twin!", a gleaming bronze badge embossed with "Be glad I'm not a twin!", a polished steel badge painted with "If zombies eat brains, you're completely safe!", a polished steel badge painted with "If zombies eat brains, you're completely safe!", a gleaming steel badge stamped with "I like you!  I'll kill you last", a gleaming steel badge stamped with "I like you!  I'll kill you last", a burnished brass badge painted with "If I throw a stick, will you leave?", a burnished brass badge painted with "If I throw a stick, will you leave?", a small badge embossed with the phrase "Siege the day!", a tarnished brass badge carved with "No whining allowed!" and a ruby red badge stitched with "A trip to Shard and all I got was a lousy badge!".