(12:30:43 PM) <redacted>: Howdy
(12:32:10 PM) Doomsayer: Hi there!
(12:32:25 PM) Doomsayer: What's up?
(12:32:39 PM) <redacted>: Are you from MCforum?
(12:32:46 PM) Doomsayer: No?
(12:32:51 PM) <redacted>: Oh, are you a goon?
(12:32:54 PM) Doomsayer: Yep!
(12:33:03 PM) <redacted>: Fuck the goons - they're bullies
(12:33:09 PM) <redacted>: They almost made me commit suicide
(12:33:12 PM) <redacted>: They stalked me
(12:33:18 PM) <redacted>: Fuck the swarm
(12:33:44 PM) Doomsayer: In fairness: you probably deserved it, if you're threatening to kill yourself over something goons did. ~*Internet Drama*~
(12:34:07 PM) <redacted>: They phoned my house and then phoned my grandmother....
(12:34:46 PM) Doomsayer: Man, why're you giving your phone number out to the internet when you don't know how to block numbers? That's some, like, 3rd Grade levels of "Don't do stupid shit on the internet."
(12:35:09 PM) <redacted>: They did this because I stole there shit in an internet spaceship game...
(12:35:40 PM) Doomsayer: Hahaha, you got upset over fucking EVE drama?
(12:36:00 PM) <redacted>: No, I got bullied BECAUSE of EVE drama the goons made
(12:36:08 PM) <redacted>: I want you to message the Mittani
(12:36:12 PM) <redacted>: Tell him I said fuck himself
(12:36:17 PM) Doomsayer: Okey-doke!
(12:36:25 PM) Doomsayer: Btw, I don't play EVE or have any idea who Mittani is.
(12:36:25 PM) <redacted>: Cheers mate
(12:36:28 PM) Doomsayer: But will do!
(12:36:35 PM) <redacted>: Great - he is the meanest bully goon
(12:36:45 PM) Doomsayer: I'll be sure to give him a high-five then.
(12:37:01 PM) <redacted>: You goony goons never learn - realise that being mean aint nice shit
(12:37:14 PM) Doomsayer: Don't forget to take the safety off when the gun's in your mouth!
(12:37:20 PM) Doomsayer: Man, wouldn't that be embarrassing?
(12:37:35 PM) <redacted>: Yh it would - but I'm healthy and stable now
(12:37:40 PM) <redacted>: Still don't make me happy with the Goons
(12:38:45 PM) Doomsayer: Okay then!
(12:38:54 PM) Doomsayer: Don't forget to keep messaging random-ass people over silly videogame drama!
(12:38:57 PM) <redacted>: Have a horrible day please
(12:39:16 PM) Doomsayer: I'll be sure to partake in your Internet Writing Services.
(12:39:29 PM) <redacted>: :O
(12:39:34 PM) <redacted>: How do you know?
(12:39:45 PM) <redacted>: Wait - you're not a goon, are you?
(12:40:12 PM) Doomsayer: Internet ~magic~
(12:40:20 PM) <redacted>: Holy fuck
(12:40:36 PM) <redacted>: I'm so sorry about this - this was a personal joke with a group of people I thought you were apart of
(12:40:41 PM) Doomsayer: Ooh, banned from Lord of the Craft huh?
(12:40:42 PM) <redacted>: I'm extremely sorry about this
(12:40:49 PM) Doomsayer: For racist comments even?
(12:40:51 PM) Doomsayer: For shame.
(12:41:16 PM) <redacted>: The definition of racism has become blurred...
(12:41:16 PM) Doomsayer: And selling your Steam account? I do believe that's against the ToS
(12:41:36 PM) <redacted>: I wasn't - somebody hacked me and did that
(12:41:53 PM) Doomsayer: Mmhmm, sure. Haha, "LordStalin"? That's a silly name.
(12:42:01 PM) <redacted>: Not really
(12:42:21 PM) <redacted>: Are you a SomethingAwful.com member, yes or no?
(12:42:32 PM) Doomsayer: Yes.
(12:42:32 PM) <redacted>: Wait, are you digiblue?
(12:42:38 PM) Doomsayer: And so are you, by the looks of it.
(12:42:40 PM) Doomsayer: No.
(12:42:44 PM) <redacted>: Oh phew
(12:42:47 PM) <redacted>: Yes I am
(12:42:55 PM) <redacted>: Well - I got banned
(12:43:02 PM) <redacted>: I have to stay away from the goons
(12:43:07 PM) Doomsayer: That you did
(12:43:07 PM) <redacted>: otherwise they will stalk my grandmother
(12:43:14 PM) Doomsayer: Haha, man that server looks terrible.
(12:43:23 PM) <redacted>: It is/was
(12:43:41 PM) Doomsayer: And you fart during church, apparently.
(12:43:46 PM) <redacted>: huh?
(12:43:47 PM) <redacted>: link
(12:44:25 PM) Doomsayer: It's on your banned rap sheet.
(12:44:29 PM) <redacted>: oh
(12:44:39 PM) Doomsayer: And is that you as the webmaster for TheWarpBubble.com?
(12:44:49 PM) <redacted>: Ah yes - it was for a bad FYAD post
(12:44:51 PM) <redacted>: Yes...
(12:45:22 PM) Doomsayer: Then, James <redacted> of <redacted>, UK; maybe you should just go ahead and leave me alone, eh?
(12:45:47 PM) <redacted>: Yes, sorry for disturbing you. Goons get me a bit worked up
(12:46:21 PM) Doomsayer: Here's a hint: maybe next time don't harass strangers with an email address tied to your real name, and you won't get called at (011) <redacted>, eh?
(12:46:57 PM) <redacted>: Thanks for the tips
(12:47:07 PM) Doomsayer: Ta!