Day I have no idea what I'm Doing pt 1

>Day of the Tentacle in Equestria
>You are Anon, Half-Human, Half-Tentacle-Rape-Monster
>On Earth, you were a freak of nature
>They put you in a zoo, and people threw peanuts at you
>You were alergic to peanuts
>You think they would've figured it out before the sixteenth time you went into anaphylatic shock
>This place was different
>You were still a freak of nature, but they gave you a house
>And nobody threw peanuts at you
>You even had a job
>Some orange pony payed you to pick apples
>You sometimes saw her staring, drooling, at your tentacles as they plucked apples from her trees
>So nice of her to give work so someone she was so clearly disgusted by
>You could never remember her name, you think it was applejacks
>Such a silly name
>Today didn't seem like anything out of the ordinary
>After completing your morning ritual, you head over to fruit loop's farm
>The air was nice and crisp, but it was oddly quiet today
>You notice a bush following you
>Silly bush, bushes do not walk
>Wait, maybe they do in equestria, you should ask Weetabix when you get to work
>Nothing really eventful happens that day, other than Cinnamon Toast Crunch mushing her ass into your leg
>Silly pony, must have thought you were a tree
>You should tell her to get her eyes checked
>As you approach your house, you notice your door is open
>Scratch that, your door is nowhere to be found
>In fact, there appears to be a large hole where your door frame was this morning
>You Quizically stick your head in what used to be your door frame
Hello? Who's in here?
>The last thing you see is yellow, then black
>Fuck, you knew the bee apocalypse would come day
>You finally come to, and appear to be strapped to your bed
OH GOD PLEASE DON'T EAT ME MISTER BEE. I FOR ONE WELCO-
>You notice that your attacker is not, in fact a bee, but a yellow pegasus, who is now giving you an incredebly bewildered look
Oh. Hi miss pegasus. You haven't seen any bees around here, have you?
>You see her mouth "What the fuck?"
>"Fuck it, I don't care if your are nuts"
>She grabs your pants in her teeth
>In one swift motion, she pulls them off
>"All i care is that i get some of the that hot monkey di-"
>She freezes, jaw agape, staring at your crotch
>Luckily for you, being part tentacle monster removes the need for a normal dick
>As such, you do not have one, your tentacles sit retracted when not in use
>You can hear attempts at vocalizations for about a minute
My name's Anon, what's yours?
>"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYHYHYHY"
>She runs out of your house in a fit of noisy tears
Good-Bye! My legs are so cold...